The evening world. Newspaper, July 18, 1916, Page 14

A ete perenne ne meee cea tent ro \@ Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. July 16. 1916 | “''S'MATTER, POP! ® : By CM. Payne Even an Interpreter Would Be of No Assistance! ait — ‘ eta Ez AtouT | | 7 | [Tt Dony wow], APiays and ras way Ce e@ | vious dave vod owtia Co bt Deas » we woe ae woes esas ° shies’ init . 3 Manes uP Hiss , ' “ / HAT 9 ; > wombs As I lay ers SE Giri | | Mi CHnD TALLY ~ / Oe Sone ALONG By wip priory | fe TALLY ) Ried, wow c OY ee - fA | the tre ' | t-— ° | - ~yi tee Gieve Swram A) WuerPP | . (a WubE PPL a wi \PirmPP a > wed Zimmenuan TO proouce Fred Zimmerman jr distress PFEFFER There's a Load Off His Mind and Another Off His Pocketbook! ot . are ~ ee np 2 en ( AN TL HADDA Give | ’ vRMD er! © woe > * ) , | K season OUT ) (up “Wo @acenasenne” ) a os wv! “ee TW LAST “Her Any | oF “Towns Tt & weoDpin’! Pear tun >) cen = - 1 oF my DAUOM TERS Mannie ZAT eo! WHO ; 2 S, ie 28 Tempe ¢ wut TH HAPPY acted 1 MAN “HEN > ENGLISH COMEDY COMING. \ po v “A Little Hit of Fluff,” the Herbert Jey and Anthony be months for the presentation of New York. GHOW FOLK FOR WILEON. HM. Woods, who ye active in be. of Woodre Wiisen four years ha reorganised the W Leng AF ARETE PGE & perso thanking bin for bie ald in the ico. BY WAV OF DIVERSION, sister takes her pen FLOOEY TT I LRN. PRIVATE AXEL - ONE OF THE SCOUTS REPORTS A MEKICAN SPY HIDING IN THE ROCKS A MILE OR MORE CUT THERE! } SELECT You To FIND HIM AND BRING Hi “To CAMP VEAD OR ALIVE" — Hey! How ABou YeR CAPTIVE 272 =~ ALIVE? m7 _ SEE, IP AY “TAKE DAS Guy 4 RIGHT BEHIND mew! ef To CAMP AY VILL GET VUN ere A MEDAL FOR BRAVERY AN* FLOOEY VILL BE JEALOUS oF met fills with renta. m like thirty cents. Bhe on those genta, 0! ‘Yinx. Bhe writes of love and too; of lovers false and lovers of hearts that “break ap the poor but honest maid become ke arrayed. Through nm will wade. he'll sob until ing Susan girl'’e complexion ie a fright unan @o about her tip-tooing temper'mental thing—le Bister She says her talent’s of the that must break out, you w into a flame it's nm writes, But ah just about decided ust cut It out and help her put dirt to rout, says ber art takes all her tim world demands that writ T wouldn't bet a r around and sh art will soon be on the bum. ~ Fou wait and sce! POET LIK » although is mirer of Cecil Spooner, has written about her and has sent it to department for publication, We admire Miss Spooner and yet we hould be permitted to read THIS a cll | @ garden hose owing to the poor illumination system, NEW PLAY FOR BAVAGE, Henry W. Savage has acquired a by @ comparatively unknown and will trong drama with @ n uw Wiswell, ‘The nam as well as that of the author, to be a secras for a while, AT THE HIPPODROME, Harry Askin will not be at the Hip. rome next season, It haa been ced for him to manage “Hip, Hooray!" on tour, His work at Hippodrome will probably be Vided between James Matthews and Mark A. Lucscher, 1. MM continue in charge of the pro luctng end, He now has the chorus the new Hip show tn rehearsal at Beventy-first Regiment Armory Raymond Hubbell will continue as the big theatre's musical director, Gossip, ‘Richard Sterling has gone into the “Fair and Warmer” cast Uarrett Cupp is to cover the the- |. Btrical district for a Brooklyn news- % oom | Ruth Hale will relinquish her po- /© sition as publicity disseminator for COLLAR IGHT YET STARCHED AND G each 6 for 900 CLUSTT, PEABODY & CO.,1HC., MauED but Susan fights, | 1, Burnside | . * FACTS \* By Arth bathtub, It ia impossible to ace more than Lad pennics rusty. made it possible to get two gurgles o of one, captive hard boiled eggs 4 Selwyn & Co, Saturday, Bhe's to brief reat ny (Pink) Hayes of the Selwyn forces fell off @ porch at Fairhaven, N. J., Sunday, and acrambled a knoe- cap Bhubert announce that Show of 1916" will re. main at the Winter Garden until Oo- ober Catherine and Lorraine Waters, re- cently of “The sing = Bhow f 1915." have taken « cottage on Bhan- delee Lake, Livingston Manor, N.Y, Margaret Nybloc has returned from England, Bhe will soon begin |rehearaing the role of Maggie in “Hobson'a Chote |. John Glendenning, the English ac- tor, Is dead tn Cheltenham, England. He was the father of Jessie and | Ernest G | was at hin b | Alexander Leftwich, appearing tn a ekotch called "The Spider," wprained his Sunday, and | FOOLISHMENT, The former ald up for repairs, And wont to. 8 ANWggiat for ometiiag to take, | te told her some seid!ita would cure in a day, | But warmed ber to mix them end take them that way, She watcha end replied; “I'm no chiM, Mr, I'D take thém my way, ‘Then she ewallowet The blue oue went west; coun things started w tare Gah, cat ay ces fo ented, NOT WORTH KNOWING | Copyright, 1016, by The Prem Publishing Go, (The New York bvening World) wn @ little practice the big toe can be utilized as a stopper for the By putting green goggles on the cow you oan feed her excelsior and she | wild think U8 te grass. If a atrange bulldog growls and wage Ala tall at the same time you can Delieve any end you want to, TAis situation tan't covered in Blackstone, y bathing suite don't have pockets in ‘em, ae salt water makes By constructing a spoon with @ false bottom a Flatbush inventor has If you could place one look on the end of another look you could stand at Nova Scotia and see Nurope in 835 woke, The dolor exoursion train from Philadelphia to Atlantic City ts known as the “Shoe Box Special,” owing to the hadit of the passengers of carrying oe bores, jinn nnn SE 0 ne arm, while acting | ur Baer two or three feet into the interior of ut of every spoonful of coffee instead FROM THE CHESTNUT TR “What made Lot's wife turn to salt?” rose Publishing Oo, ci TAs diner'a name ts Knott Thair; His method of dining is rare, (| But the dish 4s shad roe, Which tickles Dim ao. Lesides that & gets in Mas hair! <€ THE TIME You MOVED INTO THE NEW NEIGHBORHOOD. LET'S INITIATE HIM, HUH? YES SIR, | WOULD LIKE TO BE A SAILOR- | LOVE TO GAZE ON THE BROAD EXPANSE O° WATER KW os, ” ae << fy WE'LL ALL WHEN YOU WERE A BOY ar VATS ag! ALT Ts KS OF ae Si LISSEN RED.) e—g= , You TRowW s | SOMETIN' AT i 1M - AN’ IF HE PIHlITNO. WAIT A Y/)/ MINUTE. HE'S GoT A BIG BRUDDER AN' HE LOOKS LIKE A TOUGH Guy SEZ ANYTING' I JUMP ON HIM} NTNING SEPALS ij! —— TS ALLRIGHT Fe ; "LL GINE You A CHANCE 72" PP THEY WRONG DEPARTMENT ! wl WONDERING WHETHER TO CRoss THE STREET OR KEEP RIGHTY? ON STRAIGHT WHISTLING TO KEEP UP COURAGE AU. THE BEAUTIFUL WATER I'VE SEEN DAYS HAS BEEN IN MY COFFEE. ,, HADN'T STUCK HIM IN THE By Alma Mer terort hotel on their motoring secon stopa to remember in the city sand Bop sake ho hadn't thouglt of that before they y Re (stuMfing a handkerchief in his collar)—Well, have you decided whom you're going to invite for a drive? Ma (firmly) — You'll be sorry you brought the car witn us. It's all right if you have your own cottage, but when you're stopping at a hotel you cause bad feeling if you Invite some and ignore others, and you're bound to run into a lot of spongers who ac- cept everything and never think of retaliating. I know all abdut it. Pop (with censure)—You have no right to make sweeping statements. There are people in this world who wouldn't be under obligations for anything. Anyhow, what's @ vaca- tion without a car? Ma (calmly)—I admit it gt you class and it's convenient, but it's go- ing to make a dent in your bankroll, Milton. Look at the price of gasoline! Not to speak of the wear and tear. Pop (confidentially) — Well, I tell you, thus is the way I look at it--if we go on a long ride we always stop at a roadhouse for a bite to eat and drinks, don't we? Now, if we take two poople with us, tho other man always foots the checks for sats— and that evens it up. Ma (with much sarcasm)--Yes, if you happen to strike that kind of “other man.” In my experience guests usually feel that tt will hurt their host's pride if they make an effort to pay, safe risk out of the bunch at this house? Pop (with rance) -- Why, the Andersons. George Anderson would- n't think of not holding up his end of the trip! IT know George from ‘way back. sport. Ma (adjusting her coquettish mo- toring hood) — All right, Wo'll ask the Andersons to-day ask them. poreh, rity Mrs. Anderson's motoring rig ing for this invitation. utes the party is ready to start-to the accompanying sniffs and sotto voce remarks of the rest of the porch pirates.) Pop (after an hour) folks feel? Pretty warm, eh? Mr, A, (brightly)—-Oh, I don't know. How do you I've been pretty comfortable so far, How about you, mother? Mrs. A. (gusbingly) -- Oh, I'm de- Uclously cool, 2 wouldn't ask for POP’S MUTUAL Copyright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) Whom would you pick as a | He's a good all-round | Go down and | They're sitting on the | (The Andersons accept with alac- has been molding upstairs, just wait- | In two min- | MOTOR Woodward coe’ anything better, , Mrs, Mitt? Ma (significantly)~I'm pretty dry. This observation elicits no -re- nse.) ‘op (after another hour)—What do you say to our stopping for a bite and a cool drink at the next attrac- How about you, ine! Mrs, A. (giggiing)—Lovely! Ma (unemotionally)—There's one a quarter of a mile from here. (The party a es at the inn, proves to be a delightfully located and a delightfully high-priced hos- telry, ‘The order is given.) Mr. A. (cordially)~-Oh, aren't you going to have something more than that, Mrs. Mitt? Do! (Pop and Ma order more lavishly Also the Andersons, The meal is a great success.) Pop (cheerily)—Well, I guess we'll ask for the check now. Ma (eagerly)—Yes; we'll have to de getting on. Mr. A. (rising)—I tell you what I'l! do, Mitt. I'l go out and see that the radiator a filled 60 that we won't have any trouble on the way home. Mrs, A. (gally)—I'll go with you, dear, I never saw a radiator filled! Ma (with an I-told-you-so manner) —Well! Pop (solemnly, as he pays)—They say you never know @ man until you play poker with him. All wrong! You never know him until you ask him out tn your ear! CN, B.—Automobile owners giease write!) planivieeb i nanny '} AMOS CRABB SAYS: Cee | Conyright, 1018. by ‘The Preas Publishi | tite New Yorr replay World). O™ “If he's a bachelor she tries to change his mind, If he's her husbené she tries to mind his change.” . are ” 1