The evening world. Newspaper, July 11, 1916, Page 14

ABOUT oe . Bowe Players are By BIDE DUDLEY ° JEN Binoche Kong appears i Kew York neat month i her Withers Mace pay) © il) bees une The Were ODay Pr MpFing when Mise Hing wae wrew bn | © the Midtic Wen Then tt were comedy When Frederick t aenie it will have Mies King will wine vant . Kaute Ericaaen, LU Foley and The musion! sum PUBLIC. H. Woods ls We put the new 0 7,” into hie Hepubiie probably be fret show we 7 night. In thie pieture Munson, the artete mode | HENRY HASEN m re Tit Sf “DawGonrd! Ormce fel CEE wie The piece of phutograpny BVANG GUEST OF Ly Me ¢ Luelia'® beau, but | i much LOOEY A Vk WANT You Two MEW “Td SEMBATE. * fear of 5 ut whole blamed town thought Hila! bested Jimmy Brown. One day ‘came a call for men to fight the and when the Se ten How THe PEORE BEHAVE —- SEE Wh “WEY ARE HATE ) ek, | had done the work for the bumble clerk. Brass EMBARRASSING BAM. are times when it dosen't pay two solicitous about the mi of othe in the gutter. He learned boot nd i he ch, gust out of the| ot bis beart. While Sam the two mm were looking for Bickel another 4 HY) GAM” Run Back To OW nr , Lary tay meray” or A \ wv ~ Baur tl ‘tee Finneree Coen 5 D AXEL AND SAUNTER “THROUGH THE MEXICAN SECTION OF “THE. “TOWN » REPORT 1 MEL « le s * / - —- 2 o s Leseuiaaa dae eT) PFEFFER ) You GO UP ASIDE ALLEY AN LE TACKLE “The BG LANG. see? We'tL MEET AT THE CAPTAIN'S TENTS SoHE 18, Prem Puenening Oe YY Crmmtne Wenner We wit You Preatde! Com ane Alan rae AN } 4 jin de Herd A Gaus ) TATRING & « wll BF a da ——_— TL vey Tearouce fo ™™ (T on “wo one LT TAMU “Tb NOT 1 SGT eT or ~ - ~ i a 7 au. * MY Toern Tt ae’ wo’ WereT’ err The “Dewan tara ta Caren + tay THAIN Aad’ THAT FATTOAD i - “nome and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday! July 11° 1916 “SS MATTER, POP! Don't Blame Pop for Saying “ Ump! And A ITE ABRoyv “aT Bie For And So Did Sam! § sere’ you. ) a S\ (Lowen RIGHT D « wareer ? ) res * om | 5 ~ * gfved Draw Your Own Conclusions as to Axel's Report! bo; ross the ask py ANG: 1d been} Will Powers, the man who had the the Hippodrome last ewark hospital, th Marbury duly n about two months The Bw McLoughlin play, “An Old rt of Mine,” will go into re. } in two we Edith Talia. 4. ro and Bud Ragan will be in the Bradley, who wrote de interested in may oe. Gertrude Millington, who waa tn Mexico nine ago with the Join " “OMpAny, mays that if jo to war with that country aho there will be fataliti rothy Webb has arranged to ap- Pear in a new play to be produced by Oliver Moroaco in Los Angeles soon, Bhe will be prominently daya when he used udtence why @ chicken crons- been aod. . Paul Donald me 601 mornin Lat us hope the honor ts all he counters usw renault of tho realiza- ‘ton of bin ambition Gossip, Henry W. Savag i send “Every. Woman” on its sixth annual tour next day," eaid Mr. Robie this ANSWER TO INQUIRY. W. R-We know of nobody could tell you what sort of mu play on a KWeet potato, Better seo a Vaudeville agent seazon. Brady Greer has resigned as Treas. urer of the Harris Theatre to eater the film business, Beatrice Morelle has retouched her §rand opera vaudeville offering and will go on tour in August over the United time. Capt. Abner C, Robinson invited a Party of theatrical people aboard the ed ship Mirandy, Sunday, for « y's Outing, but the engine wouldn't go. FOOLISHMENT, Sophye Barnard is the guest of Mr. and Mrs, Mi Luesc! at South- » Conn. on the farm where Mr (to Georgia Cracker) Do her almost went air? chickens, hat air whut? } to pull a winner MOLLIE OF THE By Alma Woodward MOVIES Copyright, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work), BOENE:) The general manager's oftice, (The entire publicity staff, with wilted collam and muffled locks, ia dlatritvuted around the office, Sundry sheets of paper with pene! sketches, litle cardboard models of sett cy Utter the furniture, ‘The general , hitmeelt, hae chewed up the filer of three Havana cigar.) M. (impatiently) ~~ No — no! None of them will do, I never heard such a bunch of old hashed-over stuff in my Ife, Isn't there a real idea in the crowd? A. (peevishly)—1 think that several we have suggested have great public- ity value—only you seem to think that peopl pull @ tenstrike every shot out of the box-and they can't. G, M. (with cutting sarcasm)——~Ten- strike!—-Bush league flivvers—every one of th ting ofMfce)—There'a a man outside, He want's to see you a job in the jelty depart- Me says he’ great ideas no together, i, M. Gumping up, excitedly)—show y int It's Fate, that's what it ts I've got a hunch that this guy is going Chorus Owith sour inflection) he ist (ent Yes chaser be haa about as much we whinver im a boiler factory.) M. (courtly) You say you have If you have, prepare to spring What we want is a BIG is to be a big convention G ideas them now idea, There picture ption Chicage i ADDED LETTER PUZZLE j Copyright, 1016, by The Pres Mubiishing Co (The New York Bees ’ No. 9. T™ eleven letters in the squares Using the blank sq row, seo if you can word A little hint to help you with the | * In the top nt the hidden wbo: have been arranged to conceal & word pf ten lette: ext ‘The word Nenle was ided letter week, Our star, of the Movi is oink to appear, We want som thing distinctive for her entrance— something that will attract attention and cause talk, We hai to get It so far, My staff, as you see, is suffering from a nervous break- down, Now, can you, at the moment, think of anything we Brvatilens, rant ip his chair) M. Cunbelieving)—You haven't got one, have you? Applicant (blandly)—Yes sir, But before t 1 would ike Mi where 1 tn the projection room (MUL and Mollie enter, temse anticipation) G, M. (formally) is going to sugges your entra: vention next week, Molli ‘ou to hear it with us. Go on, Mr, er—er—, Applicant (with dramatic effect)— ‘There will be a blare of trumpets—a bugle call. Every one turns. Tho main, double doors are thrown open. Framed in the doorway 4 gun vlage, drawn by boys in kh On the wun carriage, majestic, calm, ts the figure of Columbia, swathed, not in bunting, but in sheer, clinging chiffon, ®@ huge, silk flag in her hand, Get her, BML ie Every ume alle erect ‘This young man tunning idea for G. M. (vociferously) — Fine — great stuf! ap int (firmly)—Wait! It ts Miss Molli pourse, At her feet, supine, is a Mexican greaser, Gi. M. (hysterical with delight) — Bravo! Mollie (chiming 1n)—That's some idea, bows! Applicant (impressively)—The gun carriage t# drawn around the Coliseum to the strains of @ patriotic medi and Just as the interest of the ,eo).> is dying out, the boys in khakt ‘fire a from the cannon, to re- n, Mollie (blankly)—-Where am I, then? Applicant (gently)--On_ the cannon, Mollie Cemphatically)—-Man, Kot a aweet fac to your folk looking for put me on the night! shock absorber don't t of prospects. Good FACTS NOT Ane Copyright, 1 A squeeze seven chins into one tell day and night on it, was a brunette, it extremely dificult to sleep at their mer on each of the Thousand Islands, be summoned? G. M. (eagerly) —Sure she can, sho's isS ¢ > GOOD STORIES OF THE DAY. « 7 Prerequisite. PHYS A LAN was driving through thea of his trick pulled up and said: @ village, when he saw a man amusing a crowd with the an- dog. teach mine ‘The man #! v rustio look and replied: “Well, you see, it's this way, with a almple You you can’t lear don Tit- Bit A Cinch for Him, 0," said the old General, “you think you would make a good valet for an old wreck like me, do you? Lhave a glass eye, a wooden leg and a wax arm that needs looking after, to mention false teeth and #0 fort “Oh, that's all right, Gene plied the applicant, enthusta “I've had lots of ex, worked six years in the o department of « big motor car fac- tory,"—Tit-Bits, '—-Lon- — oe “All but Him Had Fled.” ‘ Wie is your favorite poem “The F asked the lilerary you woman, be Roy Stood on the Burnt Deck, d the common-pl young used to re time father and mother had nd did you recite it with WORTH K By Arthur Baer |. by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work!) COMPREHENSIVE investigation of the United States Constitution, reveals that there is not @ single statute compelling fat men to A very pleasant and enjoyable vacation can had t ather thought the a. ptus from havin, Washington Star, NOWING collar, Even if a watch has its transmission broken it is always possible to Nobody is surprised to And a diond hair in turtle soup unless the turtle} Insomnia is exceedingly prevalent among stenogruphers, many fading | work, spending a sum: You can pass a Canadian dime jin Montveul. The doctor! T can't; have got to know more'n the dog, or him nothin’, | WHEN YOU WERE HE GETS THAT WAY EVERY TIME HE EATS A NIGHT'S REST. A BOY E k Callahan FOR A PERSON THAT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING HAROLD, THERE STRONGER THAN SODA THAT KID CAN SEE ALMOST ANYTHING GUT FOLKS GETTING DON'T BE SILLY FoR THE LovE o' MIKE! AINT NO SUCH Go T SLEEP. THING AS A SPOOK,AN* IF THERE WAS HOW COULD HE GET IN You'LL HAVE ME SEEIN' THINGS WINKED IT'S EYE mG — HONEST AN' TRULY 5s MoM- IT LOOKED AT ME OVER THE FooT IS OF THE BED AN? or ste THE SUN DOES GET A LoT O° TWESE GUYS} | | | | | THIS UNFORTUNATE GINK WOULD . NEIVFR HAVE BEEN IN THIS CONDITION = HAAV YOU Gor A MATCH ? HE HADN'T ASKED THOM” WRONG GUY FoR A MATCH,!