The evening world. Newspaper, June 28, 1916, Page 18

—-—- s MATTER = Had the Flea Fled? one le . wt. 4 fave ota ee as] MERRY BAS sround. Now, has any t ene Suchen! Water (“(wantia pine? wer | “Piaathe r l port “Go To Wor — > an ean Youn Dir : | Sane ne FT DoF Awe i, a a ( HWuOKY GUY LiKe Srou And It Didn't Strike. 4 OMOULTNT Be PECGIN ULGARIAH defection — caused | —_ . Spanish Consul Juan lL. y vacoati| to #ay in Mobile “The ablies’ diplomacy tn the Ral. | | gue sow, It reminds me of} th’s mother-in-Inw rushed to him in great excitement on his re- turn from business one avoning * "Oh, ‘ohn,’ ahe cried, ‘that great, Rorrid, heavy grandfather's olock in the hall hae just fallen with « dread fal crash on the very spot where Id bean etending only a moment before.’ | “‘Humph,’ muttered Smith, ‘I al- | ways sald that clock waa slow Washington Post cite He Fell for It. EP! We had a bot of fun kid- ding a feller at the fire the other night,” sald the veteran fireman for the benefit of the credu- lous istener. “The feller stuck his head out of the fourth-story window, with flames shooting up all arout him, and we yelled: ‘Jump! We a bianket.’" The veteran fireman rocked with mirth. “What's the 7" asked the puzzled audit ‘e didn’t have no blanket at all, said tho fireman, going off into an- other paroxysm of laughter.—Chicago Herald. ry Good Guesses. HE inhabitants of a frog pond I olowe at hand awakened two little girls who were nd their Arst night in the countey, sas! First came the high, piping voice of a litte "peeper.” “What's that?” whispered Winnie “I (think it's a bird,” ventured Susan Just then a basso profundo frog sung one of his lowest toner “What's that?” came another star- tied whisper. “I ain't quite sure,” came the an- ewer, “but I think It ts either a cow or an automobile.”"—-Youngstown Te! exram, iNPFEFFE pope t cay Ger (vo Tom A No ‘ 7 Nee } sceeir wun? weet rt ane Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Now, if the Baby Would Only Cry in Shorthand ———! « tyvsamt 4 “yy Deaw 4 HO SPORE Beet he. LADvT CoD Aut GITA “an The ‘ Lim ADTP AVIATION: ° ‘ue r ¢ as ver § Ian SS ae Wibe © NOT | —* P . : Ib BNOUGH th “» ied | oO UAT Commuete St WORDS fF e 4 : sini o/ Viz— Pew | 4 The ‘Bo i Pase . Atl ‘You me 2] Lookin’ Fur MEN CAN PUT “ou To WORK RIGHT OFF ( ‘fou \ N ope! GEE AXEL , IN Two SAYS we'tt | Pe DOWN THERE. Vf; SHOWIN’ THEM MEXICANS WHERE THEY GET OFF, (ty sec Gurr) Musta Been Absolutely ‘ Worthless!" cS wary LL Pay / WET YoURE Axel Never Was Raised to Be a Soldier! Wednesday: June 26; 1 6 . 91 nt} By C. M. Payne Tit BE DAWGONED ” 1§ Tite worn Fur ) (neve! votre |) cuance pees!) A Bad Blunder. Ree ea ral | the good placa When I was coming NDER the able superintendence | hone from church | heard one aulto- of the twentieth-century bulld- | mobiie driver say to another: ‘I know er, cottages and houses sprang | where | am going; I am going where ike mushrooms upon the new|1 can keep chis old motor hot,’ "— But one morning the fore. | Washington Post man rushed into his employer's offlcs er ia a state of Intense excitement Partially Answered. | “Pleaso, air.” he “one of | wy the new. houses Nas’ tation doun in| PN that part of Kansas whore they | Be niente | [need rain, certain churches have | united to petition for it. | “Didn't 1 see your husband going to | church to-day?" one Kanaas woman inquired of another. “You, he went to ask for rain.” “His faith must be pretty strong.” “Yes, he wore his raincoat and took | ershoes and his oldest um- | “What?” roared the builder. “You mean to iell me that one of my new, well-built, desirable villa residences come to grief? How in the dick- eea_did that happen?” “Well, sir,” explained the foreman, “ee far as I can make ont, there was a Uttle mistake. Unfortunately, the men took down the scaffolding before they had put up the wall paper! ‘Tit-Bits -_ Misunderstood. | “It didn’t rain." No; bat he brought back a much | ay." Cleveland Plain Dealer. itt tn Carson’s Quick Wit. MH EDWARD CARSON, the emi peared he had more than one passage at arms with the Judge, who finally drew attention to a discrepancy be- tween the evidence given by two of Sir Edward's principal witnesses, one of whom was a carpenter and the other a tavern keeper. “That's so, my lord,” inetantly re~ torted Sir Edward. “Yet another case of difference between the bench | and the bar.""—Philadelphia Ledger. A where @ Quaker pat by the fire, Lifting a pair of green speotacles and rubbing his eyes, which looked very inflamed, the new- comer In one breath called for some Glasses and Glasses. TRAVELLER entered an inn ter umbrolla than the one he took | brandy and made a grievous com- plaint about his eyes. “They are getting weaker and weake aid he, “And now even the spectacles appear to do no good.” The Quaker looked first at him and then at the brandy, "I tell thee, friend, what I think,” said he, “If thou wouldst wear thy NB very cold night last winter | 4@ small boy attending a church | lecture was deeply impressed by iS nent lawyer and leader of the Wiis part of the lecture which referred Ulster covenanters, 18 usually oe poss #.. ne ma “| bf ha ae \ very serious in demeanor, but he is a turn home he surprised his nother by | Master of the art of making witty saying: “Mother, I don't think the | and telling retorts Washington chauffeurs want 10 go to(” During one cise in which he ap- {WHEN YOU WERE A BOY spectacles over thy mouth for @ few months thine eyes would get well again.”—Chicago Herald By Jack Callahan, } . é THE TIME YOU 1 TOLD YOU) (HEIL WAV’ TO IF YOU PUT A_ | (tars LAS < - GTO THE STORE T'S THE LAST SPILT THE 10 SET THE FOR ANOTHER HATH Te Teay | CLEAN TABLECLOTH KETCHUP ON TABLE , NOT BOTTLE NOW. AN’ | | Vatity Have a | | ASMA DOESN'T MOM'S NEW TABLE CLOTH . SUPPER LEFT WHEN UPSET iT !! | aan HE GET'S BACK HE Ke oo CAN HAV! IT ” sscaaer 5 IF THERE'S ANY | FOREST FIRE. KNOW IT- WAIT UNTIL SHE DISCOVERS, (AT GOOD NIGHT! Look IT! (NEVER SPILL A THING HE'S @T BUTTER FINGERS — COUSIN ELEANOR’S i “KLUB KOLUMN.” D”:. KLDDIE COUSINS: | ~~ Because all the award-winning drawings of the May contest have been published, and those for June will not begin to appear until Monday, July 3, I am having printed in their space aome other interesting drawings, ‘They are not on any con- | test subject, and consequently could receive no prizes, But they have been sent mo by kiddies with original ideas, and I know all enjoy seeing them, COUSIN ELEBANOK Special announcement: Kiddies who have sent in their applications for| membership in the Klub but who | have not yet received their pins and certificates may enter this June drawing contest. All drawings must be received by me not later than Fri: | day, June 30, OAR nn nnn i | 3 LETTERS FROM KIDDIES. tA nnn o ificate and 1 1 have sows, they. th re ging try to join your avher and sia her boys to, try much, Copyright, 1918, by ‘Tho Prem Mien New York brening World): | PASCAL DASCAL THE RASCA one day, and the: epyland Forest if with 3 '\ ‘They had m to 10k down in the right band. comer | Brening Nord every Stonfay, Wednesday | they met Tom Hell. jthe boys he would give them some | they would go swimming with him. PTB. RERRIS, udaon, N, ¥, King of the Woods," “You come and play with ; “I don't care to do that, j said, “be me. threw stor one day and they spilled him out of the c like to play ball anyhow Al GORDON, New York City No. SiS Kast Oth Street Subject "Hew You Weald Like to S pend Your Vocation.” The Evening World wilt month by KIDDIE KLUS members only, One ture drawn by a member not over seven years old, eight to nine yea ten to eleven, twelve to thirteen, fourteen to fifteen years old, five cla Mle es in Pictures must be received not later than June 30, and must illustrate the qgested above. Beneath your picture you must write your name, ad- age and the number on your membership certificate, Address KIDDIE PICTURE CONTEST, Evening World, No. 63 Park Row, N. Y¥. | THE KIDDIE KLUB'S JUNE PICTURE CONTEST. . ity. dollar each for the best pic+ Jive five one-dollar awards for pictures drawn this old, 2 PASCAL COULD HAVE NO LOVELY LEMON ICE CREAM. { SLEEPYLAND STORIES Oo, “"'| Big Red Apples Led Pascal Daacal | Away From the King’s Fine Picnic. L and Downy Dim called for Tim all went to together to play the King of the Woods not gone very far when He had a lot of in| big red apples in his hat and he ¢old it | “We are going to play ball with the said Timmy, Tom Beil | ause the King doesn’t like at his white horses n away and nearly | &" I don't HOW TO BECOME A KIDDIE KLUB MEMBER. 2 PIN COUPON EVENING WORLD “KIDDIE CLUB” Bave elx pin coupons like the one above, printed in the Kiddie Kiuo Korner Mondays, Wednesdays and , Fridays, ‘whe numbers will be printed in rotation, You may start with any number, When you have six ‘coupons numbered tn rotation, Mh, | 25—27—28-29-—-80-—81, wend the |to the Kiddie Klub, Evening World, No, 63 Park Row, New York Citys | with a note, in which you must state-+ YOUR NAME. YOUR AGE, YOUR ADDRESS. You must be careful to state thes three things, as_no application will | be CONSIDERED unless this infor« | mation is complete, By Uncle Bill }' * a certificate of membership, above conditions, upon Pascal Dascal was a hungry boy. | said Pascal 1 mnnnnnnnnnnnne Timbo saw that he was looking at the| “Just like him,” said the King.! 5 py, pert Ot red apples and beginning to shuffle |“You can't come with us now be-| Every jadate who his feet. “You know we all made a|cause you broke your promise. Go joins the klub will (& promise to the King.” ‘Tim said to| home and think if over, and maybe| Fecerve a gray silver (gg I will give you a chance another day So poor Pascal had to march a Pascal, “and we ought to keep our colored jan like the \ promises. ay i “1 don't care,” said Pascal, “1 want | Just as Dick and Ben brought out the one here shown, 7 apples and I don't bother about prom- | lovely lemon ice cream. iy ises.” Then he went away with Tom! , Bell, Just then the King of the Woods came up in his beautiful white chariot. | ; “T saw Pascal Dascal the Rascal) 4 running away,” said the King. “I am very sorry for that boy. He always does foolish things. We can’t play ball without him.” "The King took ‘Tim and Downy Dim fato his chariot and gave them a long drive up past Rosemary and around! by Dover. Then he drove along the! Shore Road, and when they came down to the Doctor's boathouse Dick and) Hen had a big fire going and chicken nd bacon broiling over it. | Soon the King and Tim and Downy | sat down to,eat all the fine things Dick and Ben had brought for them. | hey heard a little sound behind the bushes, and when they| could see Pascal it afid making signs to ‘Tim save him some of the chicken and cake, ‘The King of the Vv 1 Paseal over hoy.” said the| "Wing know very well that you ought to. keep promises. Why have you left Tom Hell?" “Because be threw stones at me,” PICTURES BY KIDDIE KLUB MEMBERS Contributed by Pauline Zeilikourz, 137 Fountain Avenue, Brooklyn, Y3GW3W WBN, ¥ LON SI OHM OTH 3HL Turn This Picture f over thi Paseal peeping Upside Down foolish THE CHILD WHO IS A “KLUB If your note and coupons meet the receipt of them we will mail you your pin end