The evening world. Newspaper, June 27, 1916, Page 18

Mollie of the! Movies By Alma Woodward 1 CH Os VI ne Wa eee i ne ot he Torte Pim 1 sare q moving tm gmat Mame levine wre oe hee wae, Wet Oe ant wnt iter me eed fen, Otling We the tenant her Wome ad how marie morning Aeyinnre OAM ¢ in) Aoor foes Wnows fT newer made a Riew at tine out early for were hot fT ike to be told the and fewe the night hefore ft had to mo @ithout my beauty everctees, my ine hath and my violet © A Director (ansympatheticaliy) — It Won't show on the fm Motlie § (atill = pumnactons) om erares HT ahow. | haven't aot « OM Of greansions cream on my face te Ped the powder anchored Fil) took like the mirwing link when Tet) thera (Mudteniy) Anyway, where are we going’ Director (briefy)—To @ ratiroad ation. Moltie (impatientiy)—Now, didn't I toM you the last time that ft's a mis take to take one of thoee “arriving-tn @-ereat-city” scenes wo early in the morning? There tan't anybody com-| ing through the gates but a few measly commuters, who hold down Jobe by dusting off the onlendar be- fore the boss gete down. How can You expect an audience to shudder at the dangers that the pure, young, Bucolio hersine is going to encounter im the winked city when all the Geviliah Lotharios on the horizon are carrying in their lawn mowers to bo repaired of something? No atmos- phere, man. Wait until the brokers’ e@pecial gots in at 10.80. A broker haa @ fatal jure for movie audiences Camera Man (dryly)—There'll be enough people there this morning, all right. Mollie (in despair)—Oh, Jerry, are you going to run me up against another one of those expeditions of the dames from Dakota about to take @ census of chambermalds? Director (calmly)—Not this time. ‘This morning at 8 o'clock you're going to be “The Girl He Left Behina” when the Umsteenth Regiment en- trains for camp. We can't miss a chance like that for our weekly news pictorial, you know. Mollie (seizing him violently) — Jerry! Aren't you the cruel thing? ‘The idea of steering me up against ®@ bunch of Uncle Sam's finest and me without a snitch of mascaro on my lashes and my lip rouge put on \ke @ porous plaster ‘stead of a Cu- pid's bow! Director (briskly)—Oh, never mind that. They won't look at you even. All you've got to do ts take @ plastic pose and weep into a lacy handker- chief—it's gotta be lacy because you wave it after. Here it ts. I bought it at the ten cent store last nicht Mollie (with scorn)—Who can show classy grief in a ten cent handker- chief? Gosh, the impossible stunts you people ask me to do Director (as they arrive)—Stand near the officer in charge of the em- barking—there's more action there. Hurry up. Some of ‘em are aboard already. Mollie (nervously)—Does my face took all right? Director (with Oh, forget your fa jome irritation) — ware back. Mollie (coming up to director) Never forgive you, Jerry, ne @ half hour's warning and I o got on a doll finish that made me a war bride! ed my young life! ——-———. Circumstantial Evidence, E story is told of a man whose wife had arranged an “authors’ evening” and persuaded her hus- band to help her receive the fifty guests. The first author was dull, but the second was duller. ‘The rooms were warm, and on pretense of letting fn some air, the unfortunate host es- caped to the hall, where he found the n comfortably asleep on the carved oak settee. “Wake up,” he rn r. Just wid tat puld tat You've blight- Home and Comic ) 'S'MATTER, POP | —p | ) PIGTH Fe | 9 >» “oe 4 | lam PAN 1014 remy Crmmtnng te 9. Orne wong HENRY HAS (wer = WAIT<TUH Va ue Service vemet ‘Vezza! Wezza! WET 'LL Sevave ) ae L~ J ‘Tawe IT FROM ME. AXEL) WE'RE LUCKY Gus “> RE SENT TO THE BORDER AHEAD OF THE REGIMENT! CLASS To US! said sternly in the man’s ear, “wake up, I say! You must have been lis ing at the keyhole!"—-Youth's Cot panion, —— A Sure Sign. RS. BENNET arrived at the conclusion that the attach- ment of Teddy Nolan. the po- liceman, for the cook must be in- vestigated let It prove disastrous to domestic diseipline. Ono morning she took Annie, the cook, to task regarding the matter. Annie admitted his attentions " u think he means business, Ann asked Mrs. Bennet vy mum, OL tink #0," replied Annie, “Annyway, he's begun to com- plain Judge. about my cookin’, mum, “Ignorance Is Bliss.” HE new curate had preached a very fine sermon that morning on “Married Life." Two old Irishmen, who had been fast friends for years, were discussing the ad- dress as they walked home togother. “It Was @ fine sermon bis riverence } POP WAMTA iow You Have iy ) ENPFEFFER Page F 1 A od ) 7 \m THINK WOT “THE SAY ABOUT US NAW, 1 HAP Regu Fee AR, ‘) ae lace Haw Maw, wt JL? eaacol use Y inwuence_) Cre zeal ) Yo Ger Me oy eae 9 THREE Bowed LAY Pad PAPERS “FLOOEY AND AXEL SENT “To THE FRONT ON SPECIAL Scout Duty‘ cee! Bad Luck Runs in ——— *) er CONDUCTOR + HE WANTS T'SAY SOMETHING To US ety rie $ fa on — Looxrr 1 HERE etwurip I a: g of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday! June The Butcher Was a Worthy Disciple of Joe Miller! , ¢ vezzal Ne 27; Z~ py TELLIN’ YA, ONE OF YOu Bors WILL Be ABLE “To HANDLE THREE MEXICANS ft [Por THe Bute .. 4a THAT Haw, Haw, With MAN TH Peer By Bud Counihan — HOWDA SUH (ean wat? mee, a > s = AY Tete YA = a . WN AcawsT THREE AINT FAIRY was after le clety- you! { THOSE GIRLS! By Jack Callahan. { (S HE GOOD-LOOKIN* JANE, OR 1S HE JUS' PASSABLE AN’ GOOD E TRIES TO HAND THE BUNCH SOME OF N “THEN WE WENT To A SWELL RESTAURANT AND WE HAD “SOME” EATS. AN’ WHEN HE PAID THE BILL te TIPPED THE WAITER OLLAR- Hi SOME BANK ROLLY ils GEE A LUCKY GIRL JANE, THE BEST Time 1 GET OUT OF MY GUY 1S A STROLL INTHE PARK, @ ATURED 2 eaetoee, S . BUT YOURE EVER. “STUFF LISSEN! | SAW HER AN’ HER. FREN' SIT OUT THREE SHOWS IN THE NICKEL, MOVIE HOUSE (WATCHED THEM ‘CAUSE | THOUGHT SHE'D PULL THIS that It exploded wit! diretul effec extra letter which ts not in the orig- The word in Thursday's puzzle was | Come ont ' givin’ us this morning,|¢ $\¢ vas o , 7 | ’ 7 > > Bo 1 Tim," commented one. 'f YOU! By Arthur Baer. $ } WHAT TOMMY SAW ON THE FARM. _ By Ferd G. Long “It was that," quickly assented the| § : fig : other, then with a dissenting frown Copvright, 1916, by regs SUCHE Gor eRe ee eae ne | he continued, “an’ I wish I knew as| Sree ros Dem Sunllileg Ce, Tee Ne ge Rowe eee With @ pencil line connect the dots In numerical order. Thursday's picture was a CROW. little about the matter ax he does. National Monthly. Her Last Effort. 7 PSPAIR flashed from her eyes, Her hair was in wild disorder, | Her face was flushed and dis- torted. She was in a terrible dilemma, She looked Hke a dreadfully injured and desperate woman, With anger and {hdignation reaching to a dread- ful height, sho could stand it na clless one—cruel one—I have stood it long enough, 1 was proud of you, of your beauty—your grace— ) proud of my possession of you—proud of the envy of my friends—I gloried in the enemies I made through my wo" one Ah, but you are small wee How I have been deceive ALWAYS “TARE You have ruined my standing in so- | tortured me until I sereamed in ' the agony of my soul, and still I loved Yes, loved you through tt all, +, | But now—ahal Yes, now—will Tend |lying stunned for a few minutes he « it all! I cast you from me forever!" | was unhurt. And with that she ripped off her] “Whew, boys!" he murmured when right shoe and flung it into the fire.| he recovered ® | The agony was over and the tragedy | the stalest I e —Phila- ended!—Louisville Times. \¢ 4 Public HE MUST BE = _———- ee ae eee SOME SPEND An Expert Ham Buyer. The Worst Duffer, THRIFT... 1 BET. irc . STORY ts told of Mr. Gourlay, ET. BUTCHER te al HE WOULDN'T young woman who nt a well known Glasgow citizen, GV’ A CENT. Ain ehan ihe oitap ake kad kal who took to the game vf golf Arasaad nine than and ad-| ther late in Ife, that he was one ‘ “1 : 4 day ing over his fave 5 the clubs and asked the time-honored | lay repeated his question. harder than before. 1 bought three or four hams herg! 1) Mish Ne oven ie in a | question: “Well,” said the caddie, “I'm new| “ ‘Can't? Why not® & month or so ago, and they were ty. was “You have seen worse players than |to the course, and I don't know many| “‘She's got @ fleld glass.’ "-Wasty fine, Have you any more Jthan usua ment of ex- me on the links, my boy?" of the players, But from what they | {ngton Post, uy malam." sa r.|uberance le turned to the bearer of The caddie hesitated and Mr, Gour- | tell me, there's an old chap ootnes ten of those hains hangin hero they call Gourlay and I think ow," - — —— | he must be worse than you."—Golling. continued the young wom-| 4 > _ an, “if you are sure they're off the * ap Fi ao { het ~~ ADDED LETTER PUZZLES Gude tn ths Mcoaae, mverybory’a Lid aS ° i HAIRMAN BURNETT of the Committee on Immigration was Older Ones Here, talking indignantly about Jap- | Af vans NORUB saves half OME workmen on an ostrich farm anese picture brides, 1,800 of whom | oki ins ) Africa one day found a | red America last year, the iat or of washing. NO live hell left by some artillery “These proxy or picture weddings,” RUBBING. Gives finest enani eehe ThA LeAny at tataat orantian said Chairman Burnett, “look very esults, Just try it. on the plains a few days befo romantic on their face, but at nottom aie ae | they are sordid enough, 5c & 10c Ata owing It was loaded, the ic Ic . f BH ON young fellow on the pler who stood | 1 nest, thinking to play a joke on the | youn boxs Jon an ash barrel waving his hand- | Van Zile Co. ie ne orning one of the as | kerehie antleally a art West Hoboken cae leet morning one!of the hang No. 4 Using the blank square in the fon | kathy t frantically at @ departing N. de SE aie lemes ; : eet see if you can print the hidden | ship. he thought a large one he scized on It /eTHE eleven otters In the aquares |W, ¥ee Ht you can print the I rear oat meraiigiwentacincan ce at once, : Ih his astonishment at finding tt so| above have been arranged to] 4 jittle hint to help you: The word| friend said, looking up at the chap on heavy he dropped it, with the result| conceal a word of ten letters, An|begins with the letter "D," in prey ‘You've waved enough. The man Was hurled several yard ewew but strangely annueh havand inal word has been added to make living this use more dimoult “APPRECIATE,” haing an 'NA u added letter “'No, I_can't,’ panted the waver, he fanned hie handkerchief