The evening world. Newspaper, June 26, 1916, Page 14

° Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Mondsy: June 26: 1916 ” MATTER, POP” The Dog Certainly Was Too Murch of a Mixer!" - By C. M. war's Tee ge | fou a 1] Gets , (04408, ie maa | Route | \He's ‘too FRienviy ae ¥ Hie Nese J Aiptgrhd idadidda any Theos Trower | (aes GOTTA to Frenpey| » 7 Se er ‘ent Pod Ab {| ’ AWAY HE STAWTS \SToP Bains aa ’ Ps a, MET Rew STRANGE | ( to FiGwt ./ fen 5°, d r4 59° > | Dou Tat Comes, | r \ A 7 e+e od \ 4 ALONG 4 ( 4 ° f RE i a i i : Te athe i! iH ee! HENRY HASENPFEFFER This Time Jake Couldn't Change His Mind! mewn to you as Jonah and hie Ark. n+". - = STI Kingi in aa Det I dida’t got any too mad 1 ym 6 Iw Re Ss a ; ; tae @ tali-bolt onto ary temper a OD Of 2 even stip hin @ emntie, ‘Yea? I enya, FAN ey PROKaRAse a x = CTHAT SND ITE with « pleasing rising infection of | |\ OFFICE “Wh Fey “4 ~ g —— vin. voice. ‘Why st} enoh dope| |( OVER DUE BILL = AN “TH” whe Ne ay fe whiter Daucrone PLace 1@ coed! J “Tou eon kia, you never can tel —_— y Q 4 v ay THAT family eefiment to cover over « tip s y , d P = 4 . rn hneeeeen anda for the pleasing Bttle person with the ole-let. But tiie one says to me, frank-like: ‘You're too fat.’ “Now, Usten, kid; they ain't any- body going to sect htmesif censor of my avert@upont weight at ali—get met 1 am the master of my weight, amd eo when this guy geste poim- biank rough 1 give him one look “I'm too fat, and you're worrying yourself to death about it, | suppose. Now, if I don't get thin you will die of worry, oh? Is that it?’ I ack. “Bay, kid, he gets would-be hu- mourtus and tries to make me appear CATON 1110, Prem PuEndme Ca (HY Evang Wear? testis, 1 monty wes mrine | FLOOEY AND AXEL P & rou a0 23 > Ss Axel Must Think He’s Gonna Have a Private Car! By Vic Sar, 1 am you F take more exer-| 7 oo ez a wigale Om AYEL, \p/ZOH SURE ; —— a oT clea.’ TTER : : WELL, MY LIST IS ok. 1 auess ! : aie | NE YUST ABOUT “T aaw my chance, kid, ‘More ex-||| and pac (IP ANY ODDS AND ENDS jay AY KNOW Boney Tike SCA “ALOU Rea, = GEE» AxEL'S, GONNA BF) a ey ercise would do you some good, too,’ ‘ ' we're ' Pe LATE IF HE DON'T HURRY -- ’ bd Teka: 1A Hits GAIN 6b 68 have and Y'wanta TAKe ALONG “To “TAKES CIGARS, KNIFE, NEEDLES, PINS 5 EPIN’ down the street might ada to your|| \GONNA ENTRAIN FoR THE je tut COMB, BRUSH --- ETC JWONDER WOT S KE constitution and make you a bit snap- BORDER TONIGHT! = " : HIMsSO LONG ? . py in the so-called brain. How about nw it. Jasper?’ “*You'se a talkative young person, ain't you?’ he says. ‘All I was going to tell you was thet you'd de prettier Cine Wee Wee vera ae eon antl-fat at home slip you. How ‘bout it? whats the next move? “It's your antl’ IT eays. You see, kid, it was a joke, I just couldn't desist handing it to him, because he was taking charge of my fatness ani frivolity without being tnvited no more than nothing. “ ‘Good joke!’ he saya. Then he gine to bray Me @ ‘Lasten, girlie, says, ‘what kind of @ chance ha got with you? “Kid, I feel the fun fever coming over me again. ‘What kind of! chance? I repeat, ‘You must have @ fat chance.’ “Honestly, kid, it did the work. He shut up like @ Dutchman at an Irish picnic and Peygand soon he leaves. ee eee haven be. drone ome, if the unmarried men in the a vard by his plate. It's the adver- ge had the courage to propose.” — tisement of a beauty parlor where| Philadelphia Public Ledger. they administrate anti-fat onto one, pcaclibilalis hcl ll Punny, eh?” | aw. through the Vanderbilt stables in New York. The stable manager | showed bim walls and floors of pale, | translucent tiling, marble drinking i ” repiiea | Listenii se, | troughs, mangers of Circassian wal- “weil, T. should eey_so.” replied OMe to Good Purpose nut, solld silver fittings, and ao forth. | ¢ $ y me pester ‘would you?” HERE 1s a mpecies of sentry; ‘Do {You find anything lacking, Nigerreacantessansnceps -4rcaam, Al « _ T male ay amt replied Tacile. groups employed near the | SATERIT the manager said, proudly, COUSIN ELEANOR'S HOW TO BECOME A een a na Weny er three? trenches, ‘They are called | "+ ‘Nothing,’ “KLUB KOLUMN.” | KIDDIE KLUB MEMBER up—t got to get ” ig.’ the admiral replied, AU JUMN. 1 KL MEMBER. es a to away at three. “listening patrols.” and their duties | nothing except a leather upholstered | SAA annmnnnnnnnnnnn | act A T've got to take Lily, the tow. [are to be always on the alert and|sofa for each horse."—Louisville Y DEAR KIDDIES: “Oh, s head, to that anti-fat place, I|give timely warning of any attempt. | Courier-Journal. wa tee Plump. And you Jed attack, One night an officer on his PIN COUPON no A great many nice stories which have been sent me by q 1. T alwaye want to | rounds inspected @ listening patrol Fortunate Hens. you are stories which you have read BY BNING WORED 25 a stationed tn an empty farm, He eatd: FAMILY that had only recently | OF Beard and iked, Some of them I KIDDIE KLUB Scared Them Off. ‘The reply was: “Listening patrol, A come into great wealth bought |Temember well, and remember Iking @ huge country estate. One day too, But when sending such stories ta reception the wife was telling of Please write acrons the top of the first | HE Indy from Great TAttteton was talking to @ friend who Save six pin coupons like the ose “what are your dutien?® above, printed in the Kiddie Kiva “We laten for the hen cactktin' oy ph page “Not original,” and, if you know Korner Mondays, Wednesdays and Mved tn Lesser Zittleton and then we pinches the cg, air”—| the now purchase, | “It's all go inter. \it, give the nume of the pots Fridays. The numvers will be printed “lve often wondered,” she aaid|London Tit-Bits. i ia and Gcteen anal pkey ‘And when the story or poem is one ip rotation, You may start with eay presently, “why you all combined to written all by yourself, write “Orig- ‘ | Rumber, When you bave eis get you: minister changed. What i i eni inte: ted inal” atop the page, 4 coupons ‘numbered in rotation, lke hed the old one done?" The One Thing Lacking. muct! “And they'll lay fresh cnmeger| Ae all my cousine know what a 1 Biaie terae Biyelty fend them to the aR GE caer trate eee OCT ie heel Dee a Ithnscs about mh eee, Park aoa. Wow’ Yoke Se ite J juick, bluff wit,” - “I don't know,” was the rathe: matter, I f 1 4 . my dear, he was quite {mpoow!- Wee one oe pat AE 100 a MSF comasathe rather frigid | able to depend entirely, upon. the \note, tn which you must state— he explained. ‘Why, he used — "| work if they want to, but situated ag|DOMOF of each and every member of i YOUR NAME, reach and talk about the respon. | Braisted, U. 8. N. Wo are it really won't be necessary". |% club that stands, as ours does, for \ YOUR AGE, hities of marriage so much that) “The admiral once was taken| Everybody's Magazine. . Truth, Love and Purity, COUSIN ELEANOR. YOUR ADDRESS, ge] | You must be careful to state thee: My three things, a: no applicatien wiil | be CONSIDERED unless this infer- aia: mation is COMPLETE, THE FAIRY LAUGHED UNTIL HE BLEW UP LIKE A GREEN BALLOON. |" It your note and coupons meet the ‘ PE IEICE POISE | gears, oon oem, upon receipt of y . 2 eg 24 = yy | them we w! you your piz asd j SLEEPYLAND STORIES By Uncle Bill it certificate of membership. panne nnn AAA DD | (APR ORDOAARARRRARAAAARAAN ae ; y kiddie wh green leaves all over it, The King) | The fairy man laughed and laughed Every ho ane ughed until he blew up like a cl ul Pelle OWE ie Wes! | Noon tnd Hoatad’ away aven| § Jone the kiub will | by te ‘ee! Villle t ————s P. 8.—When sendi . dress just the same ag the drawings peataacaapaancshtaahencannancaraneneannennee sahdacdidesdmaraneoeoccenagponatosensenienans ion: { WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan. | Kiddien who have s 2 z re e fow days before’ receiving “a MAYBE HE'D RATHER must wait their turn watiene HAVE SomME ict the clerioal ork handling the ‘op: HE WAS KICK: | |-CHARLIE RUSSES land ‘getting the| eprint, 1916, by ‘he Pree Iublahing Ce, ING BECAUSE OR SOME Van on iresree tenn incre (The New York Evening World), soon as we can get them to you, as all the other members have. Courriaht, 1018 Wem Pubtatias Cn (N.Y, Sreming Word) Downy Dim Bragged Too Hard of the trees. Poor Downy; $ receive a gray silver Come out of the tree!” that he went right! 3 colored pin like the ’aseal wont home too h . ry A and He Had a Great Fall! ANd the three Little bos vind told ther munnera that thoy! $ON@ shown in this 3 CONTRIBUTED. 5 ‘ | eeede tor ine oeres & Vould never brag, because if you brag | § picture, : N the day after his birthday fairy, | But bo fairy came 1 wf it hurts a lot when you hit the ground t wee ong time, and then Tim, sa 5 HURRAH FOR THK KIDDE & O Timmy went down the lane mise b hy” and the! @ MEMBERS," ue thinking what a big boy el Pier eal] tite caeme’ thin ome al! yo Kittie Klub Oiher boys sald the mame thing, In) $ MAY PICTURE CONTEST—HONORABLE MENTION, Cope Rrembere dear, dhe though’ hard | he tiny little green call was now, and he thought so hard|a few moments the tiny & J ear * nese, ay it loud and) 1YY the first thing he knew he was| man walked out on tip-toe to the end | “Ci. that fut Jor and havoy clays; § f bough and stepped off the Eee ae occa Forti! ules"! fin Sleepyland Forest. He heard a| of & lone oun ala Buried tt ered 2, Jullu M. Kaas, Age 15, No. 8@ Ackroyd Avenue, Jamaiea, L. I. Ip, ewe apetee one er all the earns | votce say, “Wake up, Timbo!” and) gown to the grass on his shiny Kold ‘piah maker life so guy and Al of mirth? ne looked up and saw the King of | wings. Jovian “RES Kae the Woods smiling at him. Downy| | The boys were #0, excited that they i > | could not stand still, They luran for the ite Binh members! Dim and Pascal Dascal the Rascal | COU Not sane eeend the little forre for Cousth Eleanor, were with him, Pascal said he was) green men danced and sang with os oing to be very od and not get| them. He had a sweet voice like the Farrag” | Sat away any aa Sot) sound of a silver pipe no thicker than = : - : aetraw, He sang his own song: MiSs ANNE GOLDBERG. No. 396 Broome They went along the path that!“T itke to play in the leaves all day we are. HAZEL He No, 01 Lenox Avenue, for York Clty,” aan sit] goes deep in the woods and stopped| And dance all night in the fair Tittle iere Siusins’” and Cops uct | p Bn “the the Riidie Kr at the crab-apple treo with the thick] mo Dim was the frat boy to nnn nnn nA CAPARCOLAAPCPRPLCPSALASPLAPAPAAA | Gare tO ask the fairy man a question THE KIDDIE KLUB'S JUNE PICTURE CONTEST. — {| He sata: would you like to see me Subject :— How You Would Like to Spend Your Vacation.” lay dows from the tree just a nicaly The Evening World will give five one month by KIDDIE KLUB mem! Ntely: "Yes, {f you please, I'd to see you fiy ever eo far.” Bo Do !Dim climbed up Into the tree and! | walked out to the end of a big, thick | | bough. Then he spread out his arms! and jumped, He flapped hia ‘wit | ed you aid?” The fairy man sn' no jollar awarde for pictures drawn thie nly. doliar each for t i n twice before he hit the ground with a big Dump.