The evening world. Newspaper, June 24, 1916, Page 12

eo c pce ll Bi Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Saturday. June 24: 1916 veennieorepennsnntesanel 'S'MATT E R, POP?" Uncle Si Should Qualify as an “ Efficiency Expert!” By Cc. M. Payne Pop’s Mutual |) —————-— <a ——— ee - Motor, Swan) | rT oon | fs, win See were! | Rccomopare. | By Alma Wo ; ANY ONE'S FUTURE pS “pg ate Al tay TILL ANOTHER One | ~e Ly T3UT- Jaceoss 4i% rd AMM THe Doe see L shed LA aan dy On THE FLoom ¢ thle hour on a wer y wat Rave you get in that bor Pop (enigmaticniiy) To the firet Question 1 anewer suse wien to take my & wite in the car for « bre of alr after the ra opel.” ‘To the necond my retort i “Get your curiosity keyed to con ag for IT have meat enough to eat Ma (hysterical! fant What's the matter with you?| ogee ; war , ; aan ; Age you crasy? our HENRY HASENPFEFFER Henrv’s Patriotism Is More to Be Commended Than His Intelligence! By Bud Counihan ‘op (from the other eife o' the oor)-Curb your impetuosity, flr one, but prepare your eyas for @ W6T ANOTHER PAIR cos Zzat wor eee An - SHoeS FUR THAT Bo¥ Cree XK WANNA GET A 7. e . Hee MY OWN CHILD-» " nt the wall ton vie Feat® ON KIN X Do Fur 4 RENCH KID" ME be CHILD r) Shoat arene, Pog attired ||) HO ‘ DAWGONIT ~ WOT (@ HE PAIR OF CoMFoRTAPLE ' Gan aw ered’ Rice D a eal ot, appears, May H{ H’_GROUND NOW a CENTIPEDE "7 GALL Nou SiR 2 J GHor® FuR “TH! eve -Y' FATHEAD! ome ; Ma (with ridicule)—Well, for the X Do 'T Seems 10° Boy Here! re : x e 5 fove of Mike, what do you eni! that BUY “Her Kip dHoes! when {t's pressed? You look like @ magnum of mustard, Pop (with dignity)—Thia ts the last word in motoring clothes, It's a sort of knit material, and It's sporty. If you think that you have a corner on @iddiness you're mistaken, J don’t eee why I shoulda stick to b.ack serre and neat, unobstrusive atripss sust Deoause I have fourteen hairs lass on top of my head than I had last year. I'm young in spirit, and I'm going to help it along with clothes. Ma (weak from indulgent mirth)— But, Milton, the color! Pop (impatiently)—What's the @atter with the color? It's the color they're all wearing and it's practical. “ne ‘That greenish, brownish shade % ‘ous Our Pity for Axel Is Mingled With Admiration! Cee 10 Pree Petaneee te fh Y Ooenen Gantt doesn't show the dust. And what's more, ber ve ie "ay eoaniaee 56 Eerste ees Sates SY Settiel Seve “THANK GOODNESS AYEL Gol OVER v ail test ef 6 cetien Of lyeterical Sexiee AT LAST c—— Af SY BANE DECIDE TO a ,, feilly: cant WIS “COLD FEET” SPELL ABOUT Gom’ «(5 DAWGONNE FUNNY HE DONT GEE-1aoTTs apr He) fe TAKE (EM WATH me Mt! a ba es Pap a we ST{_ stow UP- GEE, We’ ouGuTA Loves 'EM} HE'S GOTTA a ee | a *Pos’ (ready. with the comeback)—I Weve ice conn co DOWN THERE, ESE] start FOR Came asouy "xt HAVE 'EM WITH HIM RIGRT ) og) ™ q c AND We! T NEED A WEEK cont iB E 3 loon WE MUS SECOND! FE > ta those decapitated, skirts "you've a wy TOGETHER AN’ FIGHT FOR ‘emit W “ Good BYE “TO WIS FAMILY! UP “TO THe LAST TD ase been affecting. Chinese 1 would say 0 they were designed for th the squat, But don’t i e@bout it. Get on your hat and we’ take a spin. I'm game to stand for @ follies, do you Ukewise, The Pa (meekly)—I don’t know what it ean be, Ma (getting wise suddenly)—Well, I know what it is, Milton Mitt, it's yur hye oird I told you you looked hey're making | a Pop (in defense)—They are not. They look like they're congratulating me_or something. from several ee Copyright. 1016, Frese Pubtdhing Co. (N.Y. Rvening World.) « An | CRIN | ARAAAAARARADARARAADAPADAD ADAP APAPAP OD = OS aa } You! By Acthun Baer GOOD STORIES OF THE DAY | anne nnn Eames ee wenby_ Arthur Baer. }/{ : : i {THE SATURDAY NIGHT BRIDGE CLUB By Ferd G. Long } man, cing t Coprright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Drening World), 4 z Benen nnn nn ARQ R AQAA AAA PERLERLAPALAAPARAPRSAPAD eee! Mor your olintivia eakt, [fe vidi A Future Capitalist. eect eee abe| papel him, Copyright, 1916, by The Vres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) EES a OHNNY stood beside his mother} “Well, doctor, how dia you find — N a? toe eho: snike away)--Geeb! wat as sho made her selection from| him?" he asked. Now, Don’t You SOME CARD FER HEAVENS TSIMPIN WONT PLAY Pere tan) Soler, seu Rooms the huckster’s wagon and the! | “He's coming down with the erip,”| |\ BUTT IN, HENRY, = icicll SAKE-MARIA- WITH A DECK OF 4) the hat and everything!. I'm hero Se farmer told the boy to take a handful Was, the doctors reply, ||) AN? MAKE THINGS Trick!! GIVE THOSE AINT CARDS Like THAT T! oo my way to camp. ‘On, boy! | of cherries, but the child shook his poq, I warned him not to lug any | |{ UNPLEASANT! HER THE PRIZE OUR. CARDS THEY'VE BEEN A ered te Spuyten Duyvil and back head, more baggage to-day.” BEFoRE SHE rourrE TEARIN? HooD00 To ME si y mae . ! VERY HAND csr ey m ; Rags and Bottles. 1 = PLAYED! mpeti ion Too Sharp. pt replied gohany. % “ OMER RODEHEAVER, the i FER THE LE wise old doctor waa impress- | Tanene haaltaledy Whatton te musical director of an evange- LUVVA rere! farmer puta Kenerous handful in the’ lst, relates the Pittsburgh boy's cap. After the farmer had driven Post, said in a temperance meeting on the mother asked: “Why didn’t c sot | you take the cherries when he told |®@dress at San Francisco: you to?” “Once, on a visit to England, I no- Johnny winked as he sald: “Cause |ticed that the ragmen, instead of his hand was bigger’n mine,"—Ladies'| shouting, ‘Rags, bones, old iron,’ as Home Journal ee we all do, shouted ‘Rags and bottles. = Rags and bottles!’ A Careful Witness. “T asked an English ragman ono aie @ recent trial it became| H ing upon his patient the essen- | tiality of mastication, “My Uttle jad,” be advised, “no matter what you eat, always chew each mouthful thirty times.” But Jimmy shook his head signit-| ehnd. why not, my son?" “Because I'd always be hungry. My eight brothers and sisters would clear the vable before I got through with that one meurhsuh" "Chicago Reo- om-Herald. ye “ "why do you yall rags and bottles necessary to take the testimony| sgieuaiiy? Whats the pont of It?" of @ curtously reserved witness, Well, sir,’ he answered, ‘the point “What do you do?” asked the law- of it is that my experience has shown | yer having him under examination, |me that wherever there's bottlos --—— |, “I am very well," was the prompt| there's bound to be rags. but unexpected answer, Ae van Ae oT WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Ca Ren ete? A Long Story. THE IRATE | FEMALE WHo "By Jack Callahan, | Tr work?" C6 JAX 1 ask tne cause ot a1] | DISCOVERS A JINX BECK [GZ [STAND BACK JAKE EAM.» snotory te arape iia tite riage | | So ae aT See nee 0 BEANBUSTER - YoU ANY OF OUR | (HE musT It ta a rather Inrie factory.” “Certainty,” replied the eountry.| LO PIECES tI ) HAVE STOOO IN ME 1 TOLD YOU NOT ANCESTORS |) Have BEEN] | | mani da vtne tuatory ere what you |man, "We're oslebrating the birthday ake in the fe ul of the oldest tant, sir, y | WAY FOR THE LAST TOLET THAT ¢ You want to know what I make in|To1 todays ent Ai MAS ee a asclanal aiftaranpa lot eniuion Piscatorial. arrival of this new brother, and | TIME ~ CHOOSE YER’ KID HAVE CANARY the factory, Is that right? Indeed! And may I ask who ts that|as to what did and what did not con- was very curious to see him. 0 J ‘ p MEAT FOR. FoDpER Precisely, Answer without further] ittle man with the dreadfully sad | stitute a clean neck. NEW ENGLANDER who 1s al father took the first opportunity, to Yj | WEEPIN'S . IT'S SUPPER. MA. ( Siew oonaeee Tell the court what | countenance walkiug by the old lady's| ‘Tho walk around the menagerie was | A great angler and whose fish | qratify, the Ind’ curioalty. The bid. © | ou make, + . die gazed at the b EITHER YOUR LIFE LOOK AT HI FOR THE LAND- “I make $10 @ week. Yh, that's the young lady's son-in- | R.aieer AA eae te Gea cieaes ani- stories are lstened to most] gy “Guite ‘a while, and then, OR MINE , Coises! C iM SAKES ALIVE } Lae, Le Hola heh haamina cer tae | Sen ane yer attentively by his elght-year-old son,| great gravity, he looked into Bie : i HE'S LOONEY! CAL THE His Ve Verse. _ payments on her | Nee policy | “rhats an ant-pater, dear,” eaid the lf contly became a father for the fifth | father's faco and sald ALL for the last thirty Vit-Bits, th Pa RORer BAY B brought bY! wnog, he'd mako first-rate batt chap who thinks that mother, the stork, AG, Hed DocTor , THAT va 8 he thing that makes Knew Their Ma: CAP oe ET ee The eight-year-old was told of the | wouldn't he '—-Harper'e Weekly, CHILD NEEDS life worth Hyin n. Pal , NEES a eee Maan J » wo! « was told that Then ho said quiotly: [ VOSUUEIUUUUTEUUUUDUUU TDD UU DUUUUUUUUUUU OUT ITU DUT MDD NNaDCeaced OOKIN' for the present a watch could not be TRAVELING salesman tolls ofa! “Can't we bring Aunt Mary bere ! . ope > } LOOKIN OVER, iven to Bim, aaa 4 unique correspondence betwoan | some day, mummy?" \3 ADDED LETTER PUZZLES ut he continued to tense for one, “ries . M Vo enaaapananrnaneraraccvaranenesqrsnesaer tate ater ene ievtaiaattd until the whole family were wearted a Coir ‘ago house and its rep- U . 1 B reft Copyright, 1016, by The Pree Publish) Thon his father, after explaining that resentative in South Dakota, says the tterly Bereft. ' | he should certainly have a wate! ‘ ‘ RS. BARRON was paying & 5 ' It appears that the drummer had . Te HE! DONT when he was older, forbade him to) su tho follwing message to hie bee visit to Mra, Atkins, whose HE LOOK The next Sunday the children, as | Ployers: husband was away fighting at NT SILLY was the custom in that family, which | "Snowing hard tn Deadwood. Snow | tne front. Tho visitor found the f f ne ‘ ts rather religious, repeated Bible | Plows stalled. Good here for a wok. | gions wife in a paroxysm of grief. THINKS HE'S Verses ut the breakfast table, When | Wire funds and instructions.” ore ” AN ACTRESS Tereee ‘the boy's turn, he astonished | TO this the manager of the Chioago| “Whatever 1s the matter sad them all by saying: | establishment wired as follows: Mra, Barron, “What I say unto you, T say unto Pelogras, Tecelved, Hundred tele-| “Ain't yer ‘eard?” was the sobbing ail: Wateh!"—Sunday School ‘Times poker and re Wong to house,” reply, “Bill's in ‘orspital with both | | urms hoff." Disobeying £ Orders. Nothing 1 Doing. | Mrs, Barron was obviously shocked, No. 3. Using the blank square in the top Be roran iota anall hela! belor | With @ view to easing her grief, how- row, seo if you can print the hidden ee ee i 6& a reward for good conduct ever, she sald; “But the Government ME eleven letters in the squares) word, attacked by Illness while on iA Johnny's mother had taken him Will be sure to provide for you.” above have been arranged tO] A jittle hint to help you: ‘The word duty, his kind employer sent to the Zoological Gardens, maya, "Phat ain't it," was the tearful re-| conceal a word of ton letters. An| begins with the lotter “A him upstairs to bed and called al. tote my en Q sponse, "Who's a-goin’ to turn the! extra letter which is not in the| The word in Thursday's puzzle wae \Phystcian, When the doctor came | the Literary Digest. And just before niangle for me on washin’ days now, | original word has been added to make| CORRESPOND," the added down after baving attended bis pay starting, Jobnny and his Aunt Mary I'd like to know?"—Rochester Times. solving this pusale mere difficult.! being an “A.” .