The evening world. Newspaper, June 23, 1916, Page 20

ae » _— sad Comle Bage of THE QVENING WORLD, P:14i5: fESs 45: i616 “*s’MATTER, POP?!” “ ry a “ a “ “ By C. M. Payne witlat CAM PLeatHe ‘lou T Do FoR You + |] LoorHe A “BUTTON | m4 ee ge GET MY | IY THE NEW PLAYS]! “Passing Show of 1916" Is Cheered Dowr Gar ‘de IDEA jamal Siar Hew @ ite e @ SA e@ —_— v sare marching that the #tage the movies one bet oe netion, and thie wae ter Garton inat night st of he “Panatng led with w cavalry oe not only aa @ arent ined cheers of @onuine wan prody Wack of the iting men In front, dine after line could be een, all wat loping with such an onry appar @ntiy, that the audience was fairly | carried off itn feot Thin seanm waa staged no ingeniously as to make It & triumph of realiem George Bald- win id up to it by firing the song “What's the Matter With You?" t over the footliahts with tell ect. Altogether, this patrtotle demonstration created a rensation Preparedness was suggested along other lines—mortly ourved, Chorus girls pretty enough to fight for en- tered the summer campaign ‘with Uare knees and great enthusiann ‘Then there was an “Olympian ballet” with costumes that may poiltely be described as classical, #0 far, at least ae Thamara Swirska and Ma-Delle were concerned. But theo the Mus- @ians have prepared us for anything light and airy! And thie Olymplan affair wae an elaborate and attractive epectacie. ‘The usual ragtime numbers en- Mivened the occasion and the Ford Sistere—Mise Auto and Misa Mobile, if you please—gave an uncommonly Clever and graceful exhibition of jix- @anaing. James Clemons performed the most grotesque dance ever essen et the Winter Garden. The real fun was started by Flor- ence Moore, after sad attempts at humor by Herman Timberg and other youths who tal too much. Mins Moore, in her free-and-easy atyle, had her opinions of the models who paraded through a dressmaking es- tablishment, and she expressed them without reserve. In viewing a bare- backed exhibition, remarkab! for the Winter Garden, «| enough to say that one of the beau- teous creatures had a husband who put everything on her back, only to take a second look and gasp: he's out of work!” “Tipperary” song was secre: Her comic spirit suffered when became involved in one of those Shakesperian burlesques that have made the tercentenary celeb: tien an ord And why uld we be compelled to endure political caricatures once again? They were more stupid and dull than usual last night, besides being in bad taste. John Swor and Charlies Mack raised shouts laughter as black- face comedians; Hattie Darling and her Bring, viella @irls scored a hit, and Doll: tt veo T WANNA MAN- An’ I Guews Soult Fit “TH DOB ov! WET YW NAME AN' HOME ADDRESS? GEE AKEL LUCKY FOR US WE HAD “THAT MILITARY “TRAINING UP AT PLATTS BURG. WE'LL BE ACCEPTED WTHE MILITIA RIGHT OFF “we Bat! OW Fine! By WE JUST GRADUATED FROM THE MILITARY CAMP AT PLATTSBURG! ECraagaye etl AND WE WANTA JOIN “THE, may REGIMENT AND 0 “TO The. BORDER $ WE WaNnTA HELP OUR COUNTRY CLEAN UP THE MEXICANS! AY VISA To Be DAS 1 REGIMENT'S MASCOT: too, her Cospright, 1016, by The Pree Publidhing Co, (The Now Yor Brening Werk, SUMMER FLIRTATION 18 A FORM OF TARGET PRACTICE—in whioh hits are made with micses. e 8 e favor. “The poh Bagenreve a bo of 1916" te full ef color, variety and spirit, The Evil of Nontreating. OBERT SKINNER, former Con- ul General to London, said at SOME HUSBANDS THINK THEY LEAD A DOG'S LIFE—becauce @ dinner in Washington: they are hounded by their wives. “Of courve, neutrals see things from ee e and delligerente from MANY A MAN WOULDN'T CARRY Hi8 WI We ail bave our various! with HIM—if It wae a “apenking likenees." ts. ee TRAE lndeitate wee resenty > 2 relevsed Py To a friend who met him outside the prison gates he "Well, mate, what noosa?” © ‘There’ sn taw agin’ treatin’, was @ gpely. ‘and hae prey near the whole incorinte @eook his head sadly oust think!’ be eat. ‘Just think b LL rod law havin’ sech ap ef- that!’ “. Press. FEW of my little Cousins dave! written me to say that they are | anxious to tell “how they would Hke to apend their vacation,” but Gnd it bard to express their plans | c ‘These kiddies ma; THERE REALLY ARE FEW “MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE®—Most of mie ee ee ena Tt! fem take themeeives enriousty. will be more than pleased to publish any interesting composition in the MAYBE THEY CALL HIM THE “BRIDEGROOM"—because ohe| Xiu», Column Jt must be remem: teaches him to “held his heree" 4k cept for drawings, but their return will be the honor of having thwir AFTER ALL, THE WORDS “PICA” AND “PIKER,” WHICH SOUND] stories appear in the columns of the MUCH ALIKE, ARE—Both are a measure of “Type.” Kiddie Klub Sorat. ELEANOR, * ° ° P, 8.—Kiddies may druw pictures NO MATTER HOW MANY NEW “CAUSE6” WOMEN EMBRACE, | Of the Kaies they would like to play, PIN COUPON | EVENING WORLD “KIDDIE KLUB" @ PICTURE AROUND Save aiz pin coupons like the ome above, printed in the Kiddie Klub Korner Mondays, Wednesdaye ead Fridays. The numbers will be printed in rotation, You may start with aay Bumber, When you bave eis ooupons numbered in rotation, Me 24—-25—-26—-37—-26—-29, nend them te the Kiddie Klub, Evening World, No. @ Park Row, New York City, wits a note, in which you must state— ‘Detroit Free ————>_—. Up to Them. FETLE James, aged six, had been ae Arthur Haynos, No. 199 Rod they all etick to the old Nesreeien” f é Street, Brooklyn, suggests, Or they iy represent @ place they would WHEN A HUSBAND 18 AFRAID HI8 EXCUSE WON'T WASH he| have shottn Seems pay cousins uses an extra quantity of eoft er, interesting expectations indeed. taught to pray each night for all bis relatives and friende, and consequently the list had grown quite large. 80 one night when it camo ate a LETTERS NRA b IDO - Hime for the customary prayers be! some PEOPLE ARE KEPT MOVING by thelr running accounts, Dyas Coun, ican: ! “Weil, well, James!” sald his motk- . 8 ts Botuing: p cage a? 28, af 4 “ua! Soa Mite eon Lou, may them’ All| 17 18 ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HUBBY TO BE “HEAD fury fie ue Peers Nh Fou OF THE HOUSE."—He hae to “foot the bills.” . Come YM have to. going to pray fe going to cut a lot of ‘em out of ‘em will » to save themselves, ee Foe se reas ba ret it ond. bare bay md ets net poe ey ‘ie wa ore "nave one gd SR Suee 9 CONTRIBUTED. THE Bin. weil ee Se erat oye omy Mead hat aOR eo Vor tne ing to with Tim through alt odd ang wraien {hat thee two must be very ued Your Clothes Copyright, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Breaing World), Pascal Dascal Tattled About Tim and the King Sent Him Away. IMMY and Downy Dim and Pas- the Rascal weru playing bide and seck one day when they met the King of the Woods driving through Bleepyland Forest. He was standing 1a his golden chariot and his new white horses were pranc- ing and galloping gay and free. The King pulled the reins and the horses stopped, just like that, Pascal Dascal the Rascal Hung His Head and Walked Home, sot down out of his chartot aud said, “Go home, horses!” and clapped bis hande three times, Away fiew the horses and the King and the boys started for the playhouse deep in the woods, ‘They got out tfie tops and be- gan to spin them and whip them all over the big, smvoth floor, The King went down in the cellar to @ce if he could find some apples for the boys, While he was down there Timbo whipped his top eo hard that 1t flew up and bit one of the windows, The glass broke and the pieces tinkled on the floor. The boys were eo surprised that they did no: YOUR NAME, YOUR AGE. YOUR ADDRESS, Yeu must be careful to state these three things, a. no application will be CONSIDERED unless thie infers mation ie COMPLETE, if your aon and coupons meet ‘tee ous Wades above conditions, upon rec boya” 9 G0 BS fo Diny Wilh other them we will mati you your pin and So Pascal Dascal the Rascal hung ® certificate of membership, his head and walked home. The kin; {oak Blame ana Doses Dun ae ‘THIS 18 THE KIDDIE KLUB Pin, to the river and they had a fine swim. Every kiddie whe Joins the Kiub will re- And the King ers Timmy a fi cvive a silver eotered {4 took it oh A | Munner, & Ine cooke: for supper, iT br de ” pin tike the ene chown In thie pieture. and Downey made up their minds | MAY PICTURE CONTEST — HONORABLE MENTION that they wonld never tattle tales Clase D, Saul Marks, age 12, No. 114 Ralph Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y. “Would anybody like to play whip. ping tops?” be asked, know what to do. set ee uMongace out Thea 14 PLEASE, ry ma” “1 woul , on, King,” watt the King came upstairs Winfield A. 9, e¥onoDA each boy very quickly. 80 the King Pe lserurn the Kascal ran to pe ("THE KiDDIE Ki Up's JUNE PICTURE CONTEST. | KIDDIE Ke (THE KiDDIE K.UB'S JUNE PICTURE CONTEST. ] [2,020 283hy broke the window!* the window, SUBJECT FOR THE JUNE PICTURE CONTEST, “How You Would Like to Spend Your Vacation.” The Evening World will give five ene-dollar awards fer plotures drawn this month by KIDDIE KLUB membore only, One dollar each for the best picture drawn by @ member not over seven yeare eld, eight to nine yeare old, ten to eleven, twelve to thirteen, fourteen to fifteen years old, five classcs in all, Pictures must be received not later than June 30, and must illustrate the idea suggested above, Boneath your pio- ture you must write your name, address, age and the number on your membership certificate, Address picture to KIDDIE KLUB PICTURE CONTEST, Evening World, No. 63 Park Row, New York City. Jse VAN’S NORUB, th: vonderful washing tablet <equires NO RUBBING tives finest results in ha: your usual time. Try ¢ kage. Be & We 4: «ii Dentors. Van Ziie Co. West Hoboken, N, J. guid the King, "I ike to @ boy own up when ho has done | wrong. You sre @ good boy to tell | that you broke the window, but you| were carcless with your top and you cannot whip it any more to-day.” Pascal Dascal the Rascal began to laugh and whip hts top, The King of the Woods stopped bim. “You did | @ mean thing, Pascal,” he said, “when | you tattled about Timmy. It ls very mean to tell tales. You may gp home now and think over that, A boy who