The evening world. Newspaper, June 22, 1916, Page 18

of THE EVENING WORLD, Thuredsy: June 22: 1916 r) Home and Comic Page - rr er ee a ae ee ee ee canensnsanammmnennemen| “7S MATTER, POP! Ellabelle Mae Doolittle By BIDE DUDLEY ed “BETTER Go Stow on Wat, he YOUNG Ferran, fOURE LIATILE My (The Sew Tere Frenne Wort LLAAY E the note requested oacent Kiteha Q Bertie, eAitor of the Daint Mann, to define love and hate ile paper had Peeaived # query from Poopohatehtia Tex, asking for the definitions Re. Heving Miss Poolittie admirably Squipped to answer it, he invited fher to do a The tden atruck the Poetene that she could perform the Service heat ir eras, and she wrote MAR DOOLITTLE oeteme of Detht, was two poems for the Batoo, one entitied “Love” and the other “Mate.” sun. day afternoon she read both to the! b of the Women’ the | Torte ee anne Mert) BEN RY HASENPFEFFER—Jake Then Would Be Cleaned Up to His Sorrow! Hall and received a tremendous ova. | = eT m0 -retre . 0 es Res. The “Lave” pose tollowss “i Se Sa YELL OME” Yon CHANCE fave to « very great emoticn, FRAN WEEE Seon EY AIA ay SY) 10 -GeT S6ELF FIXED AM CLEANED UP-Give ‘Y'6QLE on GOTTA CHANCE OF HORMIN 1 BATHS AN’ HAVE, IN OUR "CLUB" wind THAT C. P Vinnie, (AANICURED AN BUY of right = (NAT WILLS” MAKE UP PDAWGONIT “> (gure WANNA f- A New Surr AN’ SHOES "AN! fine eon ve hati ent iaee 4 MAN OUR “CLUB 16 A “ERCLUBWE )) pe a Y ounce ° And perhaps it will cause figins OUTFIT=N' GOTTA LOOK Pies hi » fr — SCAN BUST INTE My sister's child ae * ‘C tr-der Me? eoreral ittle bore, rr hed, you 7 nee again to jove worth while, preacher's son last Going in Grongan's place for a “ewile,”* The reading of the “Love” poem @aused a sensation at the meeting. Mrs. Pertie, wife of the Hasoo's @4itor, was preniding. When Miss Doolittle had finished the rhyme she wai “You have the idea exactly, my Gear; Were it not for love we would on all be heathens.” | er ms Naw ae "= . “True!” came from Mrs. Skeeter! - heen hnmslnenddtencsonendberd. theta O'Bricn, seated in the front row, “but what preacher's gon was It who «| FLOOEY AND AXEL—Axel Has Figured Out the One HE ‘ainile “Order!” commanded Mra. Pertle. Pugin AYEL, HERE We ARE BACK -- WETS vat LER! SYA KNow | ae ee ate) atl the IM GOOD CLE MANHATTAN A . ' Laub rere WELL , US Two'Lt wan Celina che Leave. jadies ad quieted dow and he . a 7 5 read her poem on “Hate.” It fole|| NOW WE GOTTA HOGER BE WITH YA WHEN For DAS BORDER LAST 22 low: ;| CUT WHICH REGIMENT WE'RE GONNA -JoINt : Mire a oer hat a very eran \¢ j ! ci ne 1) turns people with a | oC 1 hope hasn't often ti ; \| . ‘ ” you all a straight steer, the minute you spot it My father, Peter P, Doolittle, Ie ous of @ job again, \ Af any cf your husbands bave work for hum, Do not let it-inte your Douce knew two gitle who bated me 4d cue day L timply hissed ties Tauuderous applause greeted the reading of the second poem, Miss Doolittie had to bow halt a dozen; times before the ladies would per- mit her to take her seat, When quiet had been restored Mrs. O'Brien mounted the rostrum and held up one hand, ay gece eb aaa Danae “I move to tender Miss Doolittle OO DOO CODHOSOO JOO. WOOT Or OOOO 00000) OO ladies to be sure and buy a lot of OOO BHNMPBEDIOGOOHDDDGIGVOSPEOGISGEGEDHOGGHONGIVO’ TAT Tan yy @ vote of much oblige for her ‘Love’ copies of the Buzvo containing the SOME OF THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES g WHAT TOMMY SAW ON THE FAR a4 ( and ‘Hate’ stuff," she said Poems the next day, ‘Those present " bs - | DOODDODIOODOODNDIOSGIHIGH/. INS DODASIGHIWQHDDOGODGDGHODDOWHDH’DE DS OQOEOSGEGGDODHI/.AOVOOGODOOQOOS’ A motion to that effect was carried | again applauded with great pusto, | SCOP OTIENTSIMEOOOTOOOIOIIOOTOOODHOOVOOSOOHHSODOOOOIGIHNOAOAVISOO|WISLESSAS) With @ Pencil Line Connect the Dots in Numerical Grder, Tuesday's Picture Was a DOVE. Unanimously, Mra. Pertle told the] All were pleased He Couldn’t Get In a Word.) ™2" was drinking beer and eating Record. “It 1s, in fact, a striking sandwiches with his wife and mother- Bitar tne met Carolyn at a ball) in-law. He finished his beer and took Hee, 2 Baye gee ‘nosbing to beat it since last month. Then a young nd they were talking of one of {@ fresh sandwich. The attentive jy AAD A ag Sof one o'| walter snatcled up the empty glaas|man from Orange ahowed me an en- | "f don't care for him at all," re- | “0a, £ald politely: fagement. ring he was going ‘to! foes ked Blanche, “He's a regular "The man looked his wife. UTinst,' aidi Ts examialon ihe. yer? ” * “ “Shall 1 have another, Minnie?’ wee error ieee “His wife looked at ber mother. “It te adjustable, ai awned | ag] és uy times while T was talking to] waanterton Stat” 3h® Seked."—Tehe young man proudi Auction Pitch. Appreciating a Philosopher. answered rhaps he wasn't yawnin Rested Carolyn, “He may ha trying to say something, my dear. ne Ay! St. Louis Post-Dispatch. CE A village concert. HACKERAY'S discomforts dur- | iupatch, | YOUR. Gen pete ean te tox his stay in the United | \ 7 i ane States, on which he dwells in his 4 sing “Autumn, di, | 2 Poor Fellow | unfortun: | ites to Mrs, Brookfield, were alle- viated by some amusing incidents, | After his return he told Carlyle that WELL known clubman lalking about the divorce ey ment of " F the blan' | liberty youd deal to do with| When a singer breaks dowe and the| on one of Bis. dourneya ‘the: train HE cleven letters in the squares | squ in top ve see if sou can| divorce, said, “The husband's} @ccompanist gently modulates into a| stopped at Concord, “Then,” aaid above ve been arranged to| Print the hidden word | personal liberty is curtailed and the we 4 tay j ‘Thac y, ‘one of the two etlent conceal a word of ten letters, An oxtra | ughh@ Worl in Tuesday's puzzle wan) wife's is curtailed. Hence, moral de-| The local auetioncer takes advan-| yankees opposite me said, ‘Mr. Emer- SANDWICH E the added letter} gradation and divorce. age of the pause by exclaiming: Ms this ' Jetter which i notin the original word | being an "0." ‘In a restaurant the other night! “Start her at five thousand!” -| aon, I hear, lives in town, ical Americ: “Yeas, was the drawling rejoin- Vie der, ed I Maderetand that in Seite ©0098229009009900996090000000 299003908009 First Night Success. Se See Bet © teas 5 HOSE GIRLS! By Jack Callahan ie ee. | eacetsecene ey ty aun LBERT CHEVALIER, the Eng- | C™ a lish actor, tells a good story | about his early days on tour, Had Him Guessing. | After appearing one night at @ emall W toe ROBERTS, the theat- | provincial hall he told the manager read: that he did not expect to get such & Teel Gs Meee? 4 Doowoaeer OOODOOODODOGOOO.GOOGOGOS G1 19016 GIVING A “SISTERS” PARIS CREATION THE ECOG OOECCOCODOEDOOOOOCGODS (Wik, YOU LOOK JAT IT- IT'S ONE US, THAT "DIP" | [oe THOSE HAND cordial reception as the audien with @ quick answer to any b) ONCE OVER. SHE HAS ON | [Dy given him nee Bad | | estion that ie put to him, but once 1S TOO NOISy te Nee ibe saat, meken you any toate ienta upon a time he was clearly non- RUE ee ——————— ¥ i} d ot notice ” (oon LET) (Don T TALK So) |! WOULDN'T wear Bana BEEN “Didn't you hear them banging | Plussed. A woman bape AeTrenhen of the oompany, “you certainly ‘ HER SEE Vous. Suni AHAT LIKE THAT NTED BY A their walking sticks and umbrellas on | ‘he ticket window and said: @moke, don't you?” } D- SHE'LL IF 1 WAS PAID COMIC ARTIST | the floor?” asked Chevalier, “I would very much like to know)" "yey: I like a cigar after @ good u YOU, GIRLS | | HEAR You a “That wasn't applause,” replied the| if the show which is now going on is| meal,” admitted Brown, “but 1 sup- i ° manager. "The post office is on the| moral and proper.” pose’ that on an average I don't 3 > foer pene ee ahd they were stamp-| "Walter cast @ sorutinizing glance|¢moke more than one @ month.” ) ; 3 ing. le he mail!""—-Boston | a+ his questioner, but that was all, | Pittsburgh Ohronicle-Telestaph. COMES IN | Peat. ROE aes “Why don't you newer my ques- } WE'LL HAY’ tion, young man?" demanded the lady engines It Wobbled. the windows Soldier Sarcasm. } iT Looks / fare y OMMY was at tea with his| ing! eaid Walter hesltatiog eeghn | [VOR several weeks a wounded " I mother, when she suddenty | not @ good gnough judge of human soldier had had no eolid food noticed that he was eating his | nature to know witch way to answer | nothing but milk. At length japple Jelly with his teaspoon, Tithout losing @ Patron.”—Loulsville| the doctor told him that the next day | TOMY, at ar," ahe reproved him, ——=__-—__. he could have a light meal, and the you shouldn't eat your jelly with a | sol ’ ut! icing, con; shoon™ Good Meals Were Scarce. ‘ier Sf untcnione tocteacke ge But mummy, | must!" replied the visions of underdone beefsteak, po- youngster firmly 'N the lobby of a hotel they were! tatoes, cheese. &c. What he was o, dear, you must not, Put it talking about equivocal apecches| given for his first meal, however, 9m, Your bread ae nad when Henry Sydnor Harrison, the! was about a tablespoonful of tapioca, dic Q rei - | author, my," exclaimed. Tommy promptly. SENT: Fe Feninged of @ little in-| He swallowed it, growling and rum. WHAT ARE THOSE “But it won't etay there; ita too | ‘ident along ne. bling. 1 vi nervous."'~-Liverpool Poat At a dinner party somebody| ‘that’s all the dinner you can HINGS ON IT, ni | ae ag -eed Rrosched the mublect of email vices.| nave," the nurse said, “and the doc- P | . y nam wn bro! ath | cay Q BIRDS OR FISHES? || | To Fit All Fingers. a Sesertation on his pan eecetie | tor orders that everything else must ! MAYBE SHE'S IOMAN A. EDISON, remarking | "OF coUrM, Iam not criticising be tn the same proportion.” I : x , anybody,” he said, "but personally I) The patient pushed away the ADVERTISING A | n & new style aeroplane, sald | never drink, s or indulge in bab- "Weil, I'll do some. reading no { | lis make-up was, to say the| jis of that kin: rt said. “Bring e ee lay oval. Salaian the RDUAGOLNDI “dilly Mia Jivarny'-inganiaaied ge alas ital” AEE