The evening world. Newspaper, June 21, 1916, Page 16

0° Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday. June 21. 1916 Lucile the Waitress; By BIDE DUDLEY } POODEDOSE, 667 PCRAINS oro great things, ain't they, kid?” asked Lucile, the waitress, as she waited for the newspaper man's order. | “What made you think of trains?” | he asked. “I was out joyriding yesterday tn one of those Neverbreak autos. Some adventure!” | “Yes?” | “Yes, indeed! A fellow I used to | know in Hoboken comes in here and, after diluting himself with ham and eggs, tells me as how he bas pros- pered and bought himself an auto. ‘I got it outside now,’ he says. j “I think he’s doing a little too much Draggadocio, eo I ask him why he @ian't bring it in. He frowns. ‘I know!’ he says. ‘You think it's a Wiivver. I'd like to remonstrate its @eod qualities to you. Got time to “Tt just happens that I'm off yes- erday P. M. #0 I look him over and tell him yes. Presto concerto! We're fm the auto and away we go. “This car,’ he says, ‘seldom breaks Gown. It will climb o bill like a shot @ut of Helena, Montana.’ I keep my quietude and eolace end let him rave. It’s a bed onion, kid, when you brag about things not tappening for they will happen just @s sure as Moses did the one-step | fm the Mount. Pretty soon we hear freak comes to statute quote. | “‘Just a little effulgence of the @ifferent rental gear,’ says my as- gociate, ‘Don't get ou' “an right,’ I says. ‘I'll try not to.’ I was wondering, kid, if I hadn't / etter get out while I was all in one piece and could do so on my own power, However, I sit still and he tinkers about like a lost soul. Pretty @oon he says the oars all right and ‘we etart again. My friend grins and gays, ‘See? Just then I hear er- @iap’ noise and the old boat atarts for @ fence. He stops her just in time to cheat you newspaper guys out of @ lot of space money. “ ‘Just wanted to see if you'd hol- Yer at danger,’ he says. ‘Wonderful car! I'll gét out and give her some oil.” “He touches a ig Bomewhere and Old Neverbreak ‘wheeplffie!’ “‘K few grains of sand in her craw,’ says Hoboken. ‘Excessive speed causes it.’ “Why don't you name her The) |v Ostrich?’ I ask jocularly. | “Very funny!’ says he. Then he musees around ten minutes. Finally we're off again. We persevere about half a mile, and Old Neverbreak gives a ‘hee haw’ and the back be- gine to sink. We stop. “My goodness!’ says the Hoboken Hero, ‘If I didn’t forget to put the nuts back on the wheels, Just think, my dear, this car has travelled fifteen miles with nothing to hold her back GOTTA bdo © JOIN THe STATE AN! WE'LE BE SENT O THE MEXICAN BORDER ! HEY? T we. Ses “THINKNY * HENRY” WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FoR. ALL WE peut, 1918, Pree Puldiohing Ca OWT Rventng World » CANNIBAL HENRY HASENPFEFFER—For “TAERE Y'GO ‘Y'CRAB-WiTH N'ORRCASTIC “REMARKS LINE ALL OF TH’ PReceN DAY_ HUSBANDS — No RESPECT. FoR “Hein Waves AT ALLY MILT wheels on! How's that for a real car? Mayor, who thought that if his fellow | up snugly with a clothes line. Th | “One of the wheels was lying by the | *Miceholders feit the stimulus of hun- side of the rgad. ‘Wonderful!’ 1|6r the dispatch of business would be says. ‘But when you forget to put| Much facilitated. At last a rather those nuts on you should a’done ao|illiterate member got 1» and ex- tighter, A railroad station looms up| Plained fm the scenery and I get imbudded{, “I ham astonished, I ham surprised, fan idea, ‘I'll go to that station|! ham amazed, Mr.’ Mayor, that you while you give the auto a asiight re- |W!!! not let us go to lunch.” frigeration !o get her all hunky dory,’ And I am surprised,” replied the I tell him. Mayor, “that a man who has got so “Good idea!’ he says, ‘Then we'll| much ‘ham’ in his mouth should want show those Bayport ginks some |?"yY lunch at all."—Philadelphia Pub- y lle Ledger. phate the finnis of ‘The Exploits EY taco eae of Lucile.’ Now you know the peroga- five of my meaning when Tdilareon| Comfort Not Considered. the splendor of trains, What are you HERE {s a deputy mashal in Mis- woing to eat?” sissipp! who does not permit “What's good? asked the news- perm Sacer tan. any such trifles as extradition Swhy hot try some tomato soup,| laws to stop him in the performance kid?” asked Ly You ain't got any | of his duties. whiskers to de " nidimaeers When a certain term of court was about to begin a man who was out No Occasion for Hunger, | 0 dail was reported to be enjoying himself over in Georgia, The deputy N English town counci!, after a | marshal went after him, The next day protracted sitting, was desirous | he : tthe Judge: . ave persuaded him to come,” adjourning for lunch, A few days later he rode into town The proposition was opposed by the| on a mule, leading his prisoner tled ® B WHEN Y OU WERE A BOY 1©990009D09001000000 980H9HOOHOS090O9OOHTOONE prisoner looked as if he had seen hari service. “Why, Jim,” said the Judge, “you didn't make him walk all the way trom Georgia?” “No, sir. Part of the way I drug him, and when we come to the Talla- poosa River he swum."—Harper's, ——— ie Cash Was Scarce. PN farmer who had been consulting a local lawyer about satisfactory advice and then rose to leave the office, “By the way," he asked, “what ts your fee “On replied the young solicitor. note and waited for the change, a r felt in pocket after T with a pale face. Fin ‘nim. politely.—-Answers, OODOOOODHHD By Jack Callahan PBODDODHDODOOOHS® COO THE DAY YOU BORROWED Prem Povnshing Co (NY Evenng Werle) NE : | SuPPOSE IF PERHAPS HE eer MOTHER'S Yov WAS Gon’ | [aie you) | INTENDS To To PLAY WAS PLAYIN'| | TAKE A COURSE — | FIRE, You'p COACH MAN IN DOMESTIC ware ney @ *) [i WUZGOIN'|| BURN UP pee TAKE | | SCIENCE AND Oo wi ' A t SHEET YOUNG MAN THEATRE THE HOUSE.| |iiaT it [eepe " MARE AND WHO GAVE You Mom, AN* we | { WOULDN'T CHA’? ————— DER MISSION WUZ GOIN’ To "My USE IT FOR Wo Tord You To CALL CANNIBAL ? Once He Agrees With His Wife! DID SOMETHIN’ TERRIBLE HEN ? GET PACKED UP AN’ WE'LL START FoR NEW YORK AND ENLIST! “THEN FOR MEKICO AND SOME REAL FIGHTING! NO More OF “THESE SHAM" BATTLES !"' Way 1d UNCLE CY SAY THAT ° io a TWO XDLwed BACK A GALLANT" OLE COLONIAL” DAYS OF LOOKING GUY {S HE? Od Od ecotH+ He ATE MY lait es PYRE AME Prem Pacabing Oo RY. Cresing Wont) “ ws Courtaht, 1G Prep Puntishiag Ca (iT. Browns World) WHAT SokT OF A WIS DOME: L CANT FIND WIM WW AS TENT $ WORL | Meco nmeesiiee DOO 000000 DOOOD) COUSIN ELEANOR’S “KLUB COLUMN” i |] TITTLE Cousins o' Mine: Many and many a one of you aeks whether I allow color to be used on the drawings for the contest. You may use color, either water | color or crayon, drawings do print better if they are —say six and eightpence,” | done in ink only, | 1 must ask you again to try and! in proportion with the box in which the honorable hed his desk | mention award winners’ drawings are lly he ran/ now appearing. A cousin signing F, V, some knotty point, received) The farmer handed over a pound! make through his pockets again, and then | slowly drew forward a huge volume, | which he had already consulted, to| original drawings to me with a re- | quest to say whether or not I wo "Tir—1 am afraid that I'll have to| advise taking up the study of arte” give you more advice, sir!" he eaid| Under no circumstances would I presume to advise on such @ matter, Lam sorry, F. V. # to decide for yoursolf, COUSIN ELEANOR, but you will have LETTERS FROM KIDDIES, Dear Mim Soborer: Tain’ sixteen years boom | | Pascal Dascal Was Punished for Twisting Poor Mimpy’s Tail. "Inst ond bight for usw. The Evening World will give five o| drawn this month by KIDDIE KLUB members only, for the best picture drawn by a member not over seven years old, sight to nine yeare old, ten to eleven, twelve to thirteen, fourteen to fifteon years old, five classes in al Pictures must be received not later than June 30, and must illustrate the idea suggested above, ture you must write your name, address, age and the number on your membership certificate, Address picture to KIDDIE KLUB PICTURE ‘Evening World, Ne. 63 Park Row, New York City. IMMY ran away from home one iT day, down the road and down | and be did not stop | ‘until he was deep in the woods was just wondering what he would do| like the hawk or the weasel. It is a bark and | bad thing to be cruel.” the lane, when he heard a sharp ¥ looked around and there was Mimpy, to scare a|Timmy. “I ike to throw stones.” ¢ squirrel out of a tree, Then the King | ‘lof the Woods came out from behind a treo. SUBJECT FOR THE JUNE PICTURE CONTEST, “How You Would Like to Spend Your Vacation.” The King of the Woods Came Out From | SLEEPYLAND STORIES Bf -dollar awards for pictures One dollar each Beneath your pio- DOODDDDDHBOHOHHSODOGOSD kiDois Lowe “Would you like to go for a swim? asked the King. No, thank you, King,” said Timmy. “I'm going to stay here and throw stones at the squirrel and maybe he will come down the tree and Mimpy can catoh him.” “But that would be cruel,” said the King. “Little boys ought not to hurt the little creatures that live in the woods. They are not doing any harm “It's fun to throw stones,” said “How would you like tt if some one | threw stonesat you?” asked the King. |"Oh, that would be different,” said Timmy. Mut he went with the King down to the Doctor's boat house and did not bother the squirrel any more. They | found that the tide was not quite high enough for a good swim, so they sat down on the top of the hill and waited. And Downy Dim and Paseal Daseal the Mascal came down and played them. val Daseal the Raseal hly with poor little her foot and twisted her tail.) iy wan @ pred little dos, | did not tte Pascal as a comimoy, | wild have done, but she ered \‘That made Pascal Dascal laugh, The haeu of the Woods told him to @t By C. M. Payne UNCLE THY HAY IT MIGHTA TREEN fHitH) UNCLE +4TH AUNT « s\\ 7 a, m4 BLY). ACKED UP TO ob OW . FAT KINDA» AILITIA AND GO T BLUE EXES ANd STUBBLE HAIR ON OCOCOCO 0000000, 'FOOTHOOOOSS Ki ub Korner conouctep sy ELEANOR SCHORER HOW TO BECOME A ‘KIDDIE KLUB’ MEMBER. | PIN COUPON EVENING WORLD “KIDDIE KLUB” Save #ix pin coupons like the one above, printed in the Kiddie Klub Korner Mondays, Wednesdays and » numbers will bo printed You may start with any tn rotation, Mke ¥, send them to the yening World, No. 6% New York City, note, in which you must state— YOUR NAME, coupons numbered ey “ I I i 2 WE i ha hind a Tree. YOUR ADDRESS, You must be careful to state these no application will ONSIDERED unless thia infor- mation is COMPLETE, If your note and coupons meet the above conditions, So the King clapped his hands, and | them we will mail you out came Dick and Ben, the King’s!» certificate of membership. THIS 18 THE KIDDIE KLUB PIN, Every kiddie whe joing the Klub will re- ceive @ silver colored pin like the one shoma in this picture By Uncle Bill Mimpy alone, but he only laug! eased her more, The King said: away that cruel boy.” And Dick and Ben took Pascal away and tied him him no good, and he and see the other boys the King and playing And Timmy made uy) he would never be crue [ MAY PICTURE CONTEST HONORABLE Mi Class C, Clifton Maynard, age eleven, No. 137 Ocean Av