The evening world. Newspaper, June 17, 1916, Page 12

\ “Ss*’MATTER, POP?” Nor A Doe ww THs WORLD CAN Wire Hi, Not even A us Hae [tilt Tse ; u at g fil TH HH ae tir 198} 2 ee Sn arn Ge ee P . Y Vore We MUGT HAVE A iv ° " WHY (T SHOWS “THAT Gertrude Hoffman. derstood 60 V'WANNA DOB BuT IT Gor A DoCwmRS abe is preparing to % pen “Hula- AS PRIGHT WATCHMAN” are ey eben LC CERTIFICATE * HERE, ae aaa oeatk’ Sone " dancer, te ar- | Hun 2 s-—JS us ‘ATS DES aS Goon! ; mani ts the ‘aus cuss is vende: ~~ Bi) “TH ~LasT & Year! ville too. The idea prevails that no Hula number is properly done unless the dancer is accompanied by a Ha- waiian orchestra. As # result, the Hawaiian musicians are growing fat end prosperous. ARRANGING ASTOR DEAL. It is practically settled that the) Shubert and A. H. Woods! will take over the jease on the Astor | Theatre from Cohan & Harris, At- torneys representing both sides are arranging the details. The new tree he howe unt TUTTI BENEFIT BY MISS TEMPEST. Marie Tempest is to give a special performance of her play, “A Lady's Name,” for the benefit of the fund | being collected to assist the perma- nently crippled soldiers of the war, The performance will take place at Maxine Biliott Theatre on the after- noon of June 26. Through the cour- tesy of the Messrs, Shubert, who will furnish the theatre and attaches free | of charge, Miss Tempest will be en- | abled to give the gross receipts to the fund. pe BUT LISTEN AXEL - Tus 1S A SHAM GEE BYT TWeESe SHAM BATTLES ARE EXCITING $ JusT LIKE REAL WAR ONLY NOROBY GETS Hurt! P. W. L. TO CUT UP. The Professional Womun's League will hold a strawberry festival for | members and friends June 20 at its clubrooms, Sixty-cighth Street and Broadway, On July 11 the league will have a picnic for members only, a feature of which will be a corn eat- ing contest. The lady who eats the most corn-on-the-cob without get- ung it in her re will win, | “THE SHOPLIFTER.” When Lady Gregory was last in this country the Society of American Dramatists gave her a private per- formance of “Phe Shoplifter,” a play- ‘et by De Witt Kupl Cuth, Ida Jeter Goodfriend Mouglas Wood appeared in it ° viaylet 1s to be put in vaudeville with | : cast headed by Mr, Wood, It will men at the Colonial June 26, PROBABLY LIKED HIS FOWL. Junie MeCree says Edward Garvie, while in St. Louis with the Friars’ Frolte, heard two negroes discussing | i 2 Sea eee TS the question of finances. | « or 0 OO Ot ©8060600590600800HHOEELOAEHODDOOQDOONHOOANIDHO DIOS IOOIOANS LYNG MNO “ah'm a-goin’ ter work this sum-| Pearce, Henvy 2” she asked. “Wherever aims to be an adopted daughter of 5 mah.” ead one. “Abit hang « 10t of | wegy we ein terun inte the shakes the Sioux indian trie umor says! HOW TO MAKE A HIT By Alma Woodward {|8 THE SATURDAY NIGHT BRIDGE CLUB By Ferd G. Long § bOJ ms " - 2 money on ma pusson, and then I'll! peare stuff.” her AWA - 1 SAW ONE OF THE ENEMY’S SCOUTS BEAIND Tas Roc — fur CAPTURE Him! CHARGE | BATONETS we yay Gm, ¥ ( lie YS WU WES de op ge ' Mh Ys") —Lihe Comers 1916 Peay Pune ype 1 ul firat name is Siouxan. 6 GOe .-.. 2) | PBOOGHOOGOLLEMLGIOHIGDOIGOGOTOHOLGOHOOOOOQOONLLIOWOMIIOIMIIOIW IAI IO LINGLE ANAS SIO ODOINE be southbound.” |, The man coughed and replied: "Why, Daniel Frohman is distributing | P@HOOS@were@ PBGDOOM GOHQOGDOOOD S$ QHDOHOOODS “If you work at yoh trade,” replied | {t's the ter-—ter--oh, you know! He's! among friends of (hie Actors’ Fund Copyright, 1916, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Brening Wi ' ee et ———_—$_—$—$—$— the other negro, “yo're Hable to he} been dead fifty years.” | silken programmes H. Sothern's 4¢ Convention Time and why the Republicans dida't nom-|| (Thar man is} | SA! HENRY: AW- GIVE HIM THE | | Gay) KEEP THAT OF Auu THE ROTTEN HANDS, Jailbound.” —— "Ie 1 Were King” engagement, which ‘ f° inate Roosevelt and why—— I} ]} Never ‘ “To YOURSELF! WE THe 13 THE LIMIT! A WOMAN IS PRAISED j ed ——— Willie (anxious to start something) | played in ald of the Pu ASE WT CARE T IT WAS EMPTY. OoN'T CARE To SATisFIeD ny PERE 1 eS Why, Ma? | eee Ae ( | INTER PICK OUT THE Go0D DECK AN’ LET | F A pa en te ‘ooops: ; ow CAN A MAN PLAY This seems to be verse season with} Mme, Georgia d'Orey, al ftom ek ee Cones iM i AN’ MAKE ONES -AN’ THEN KNOW WHATCHA S H ey Heath as telling Henry! i) ndsome tam konduetor (trainer who was Injured by a lioness i mn Mrs, 8. (3! Iy)--1 wasn't taling! +4 TRoveLE! ‘ 7 : EY) RNS W A 1D LIKE Zena at the Chobe Thotire thle eee | ag tenowome Kolumn kondu, ithe teannty, ta | 8, (as hor son adjusts his|to you, Wille: L was talking ¢o ines | OURLE! HAND Him THE | |Gor! wei FIND | | CARDS with A HAN THIS = T'O Like TO Know! I Ain't HELO A DECENT HAND ALL EVENING! OUT Art ABouT THAT WHEN You PLAY Your HAND! er rhyine has arrived) from at Luna recently, has recovered suf- | rc i " a t eR l ing how theatrical press work should | Smiley. Skopjinger, whe. pouitively ,flelently to resume her act with ay, | pkin)—How many times have}. we (eagerly) Well, he's listen. | a PRIZE be handled. Henry was sceptical of] asserts that he's an actdr. Of course, | Wild beasts. if I told you that I don’t want you! { » Go on, te im, Maybe he i Percy's theortes. you want to read Smiley's effort! All| Beginning Monday the Globe is to know himself, T imagine you're pretty wise, eh?) right-—now house two Kleine feature films—tho] to pitch buttons in the house?) Some = ; (ra, 8. (craftily)—Ha! ha! Maybe! MEBODYS 1 f|that’s true, di Soe oGEe i eaid Henry. - a 8 Ro-|day you'll forget to pick up one o! ear, t's put him iE BUM rer yw ae “Maybe I am," replied Percy. pea Ne eireet a This lat-lthem and PH step on it and get an[through the grill. Why didn't they Mi HAD A “Put your finger to your head." " iter pleture has } in order | t nominate Roosevelt, father? | INE. HAND Percy didn’t understand what Henes OLN to make It run an hour and a half, | int ml foot, A x Mr, 8, (coldly)—I told you I prefe r] ie VERY was getting at, but he did as dire Oe ie asus Willie (valiantly)—I stepped 09 a) not to discuss politics In the bosom (LAST Round.) “Now,” sald Henry, “abrevinte ri a Staak | FOOLISHMENT proidery needle some one dropped on|of my family. “Didn't you say you ~ a ‘Mountain ul i" "1 a {rie id atate line floor the other day an’ my foot Sel not more than five minutes agi “ML” sang out Perey | y het la ie floor 1} : that you were glad we didn't do it | Gossip. ; i sail Roly in't ‘fected and Pop he drops asnes you had witnessed many HENRY TOLD HER. | Gesox dune tins heen resonsiged b on the floor an’ 8 between husband and wife, A fairly well known vaudeville team, }Cobon & Har th eof t FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Mr. S. (plaintively)--Why is it thac| Mrs. 8. (impatiently) —That made up of a Woman and @ man, were) tink in Phe & seen looking at @ billboard yesterday Leo trict The board bore some paper advertis. | Love make any difference. Y j RAT hike OAK tation he a4 entic thing to that , . Ou ES Fe: ; ant » m in the wl-{no one can mention a hin ‘4° fraining because you underes:trn, Hy 3 i A cyate capitate Jehild without starting an endless!my ability to grasp things Ant i) kespearian pl The wom-| Augus F et eho haw many léltate chain of evidence incriminating to] won't have that. Why didn't. they; “y oft to her partner, punsiea frown batnve ratuiniag to on mad Wits moar oingeeit: Ap ANY ran the | ciners? IUs not a pretty trait, Don't fominate Roosevelt? I demand tol What's all this fuss about Shakes-1 Heth Lydy, of “Step This Wayrel “Go to bed immediately, Wille! — | tallc any more unless you want to ask| “POW 5 tealmiyadind 1 res | eee eee termes sr a = }a question, William Piven oe: efune to e GOOOPDODOOT OTS HC/S GHDOOOLODEODISSODOBODI|ONOD: OH | Willie (promptly)—Why do they] Wille (soliloquizing)—Say, politic 8 WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan @ | pu: pinss in the platforms Mx. Wa. {!# 0 funny thing, ain't It, Pop? "It you WISIOIVTTTHIGIPDHIGIOG 1OTHUIIOOOODTGOOOONMAHOISDOGONEOOTETSSAAWG Hees [son wnd Mr. Hughes stand on, Pop?| Mle about Ie you fight—an’ it you! [HE GUY WHO IS NEVER SATISFIED WOUaE A : x | Ain't concrete more stylish and up-to- | agrap anyway, On one of my bettas | | UNLESS HE HOLDS ALL THE AIGH CARDS i] Lh ate? it says “Politics is one"—— i HE DECK~AND PUTS UP A FOR THE LOVE WRONG PoP, HE'S) | ns LIKE Mr. S (briefly) You wouldn? yn- wit: 8. (sharply)—That will do, NARA WHEN HE HASN'T GoT ’EM. OF CANNED FISH! GOIN' % THE PULLIN! TEETH] | Jacrstand. You don't know anything the tate Another word and you leave | | HOLL és WHAT IS IT, A STORE FoR MRS To GET HIM about the kind of planks they use in] ————_______, xt ane one all over tonealit (ares n and went downstairs, CIRCUS , LOG. BROWN, , sees Guuttine In with ardor), SCCMOSSodASCAAEEEOOODOAOEGS roam BODOODOE® y To GO To Mrs. $ ' 1 i 9 GOOD STORIES ‘OF THE DAY 8 | FIGHT,” BALL THE STORE. ||| And neither do ost of tis en who Hed" Riu HaMestsenes Gane matinee ‘GEE - WOLLY? GAME , FIRE ‘ " Jialh about them, Thai's one thing || CC O@ereradoooansonrgonanaqasasenIODEsDaDaI0R ae von's anke fora} Wasted & vottle of suda water, ' , , yave to be thankful about with you . r ». Remember, God sces Pe eek Dea wart scate ne ct |. iphna ig 8 feelings were st | | HAVEN'T SEEN | \ OR A PARADE 2) OAK don't teed me up on eaten Must Be Cautious. leone Ge Rosa ee ee iaeiees ot a runnin | ee rank cag ey och lta THAT KID MOVE : 5 Why n the iat two wenks ve aon | UR 7HEN the train come to —_——— a ~ Vegyniapenne. sre on, te Sara! A LR Beer. hore actapm etworn Mumba nd hrnae iatiaue Tooking dame | "The Chaplain’s Duty. salle, aad lnlcwed an someraey Wile as A LesUTt Of politioal disca thrust her head out o c . returned to be¢ MHE NIGHT THE ‘ eis Bet NAT indowdproriia tla Goat coe A REPRESENTATIVE in Con Keen on the Cash. | ARO HR FOLATAGI 0, TOR ee COP CHASED < ae), “$f Mr. 8, Gwith dignity)--I don't dis- {4nd briefly shouted, : grees took ¢ ag Sram DO HRILLING loudly In the silence | again. X he went down as oe oe unde nds them, When ap.) the window ington ba. Aa tho friend lod i aroused him from slun t Gimme my twopence.’=London Kons t y Julge T want at least a fair devace, t} “Little boy," she said, “have you alpen tie biorical mark ofa man. in reluctance be wrapped wer don't war rry on a monologue, her?” | yes, ma'am." front of the Vice President's chair, ep he seemed ticularly inter. xpluined: | @ Mra, 8. (coming back strong) — 1! CREE OMAR Gs BRUM ES VGE:S: ORD E teaee AN ONS ADD van! 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Seo if you can rearrango the letters \ to spell what they originally did. The off vn from h »0,"" said the kind | n r road, A N Mrs. 8. (still on the dofi@sivey1|iads, looking steady dowa.on the] farm laborer tan to tender ‘aim as) > a ss serambled letters In Thursday's lenow mB about che Huu M.’iee party | mandy face ‘Here le a penny. Get jaiatanc, Kye O56, Mid man hegen to7 bpelied hen