The evening world. Newspaper, June 13, 1916, Page 14

= apeqremanpentemen - + Aaa RAR £ The Evening World Daily Magazine, ‘Tuesday, June 13,1916 a a a ne KC on ! Ss eo Tre CVNNY Wlorlo ‘Now for the B R be nei ow for the Bryan Stu eflections o ; 3 Paitin ‘ TSTARLISUBD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. \ORPOOOOODDD: ne - wblished Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing , Nos. vue RA Annona F vy ie Peete Publinning Company, Non 68 to| A Bachelor Girl K | RALPH PULITZER, President, 64 Park Row, : ‘ ha sosiinh PUES Hae ate ttiadh Pa how. By Helen Rowland : Entered at the Post-offic cond-Class E Gubscription Hater ie ee 1S lagi For Wastard cea tne aah Copyright, 1016, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work), 1 World for ¢ ie United States All Countries in the Internation MAN'S greatest conquest 1s self-conquest; his greatest possesston,| 4 anada » FE One Year | ree Uslem vate self-poscession; and his greatest love—— Oh, well, you fill ine ; 130 One Month 5 rest. 1° pa ‘i ony | oe cece ee eerenees seeeeeevens NO, 20,080 An empty heart is of about as much use and comfort to a woman as ai 4 ¥ i -———__—---— on ont ecceen nane empty pocketbook. Ww Eo a HAT DO THEY MEAN? A man seldom falls in love; he watts until some woman falls in love! ¢| HE Federal Trade Comtmission began yesterday an inquiry to with HIM—and then falls for the woman. 4 5 find out who is boosting the pr g ¢ | sad } Standard Oil repres ait : nate entlad tt bik st Alas! It’s funny bow a “soul-mate” never seems to happen around un t Fs he presentatives will be asked to explain why til you are irrevocably married to somebody else. q A\merivan cousumers are being foreed to pay war prices for fuel oils; j also low it is that Standard Oil, resolved by the courts into its com- A man’s idea of a chivalrous exit from a flirtation {s to make a woman ponent purts, contiuues nevertheless its m \opolistie raids on the | believe that the reason he is going to stop making love to her is vecause | pockets of the public, fixing price regardless of competition, em-| he “loves her too much.’ ) ploying the saine methods which formerly fattened it until it became ‘There 1s probably nobody on earth quite so bumbly grateful as @ brill- the country’s most colossal and oppressive trust. fantly clever woman who discovers that a man loves her for the shape of her Well-to-do automobile owners are only a small fraction of the foot or the dimple in her elbow. by consumers afi the rising cost of gasoline. Farmers, small eth ; “ dan turers, tradesmen, households in city and country now depend | Poverty {s a love-charm which often holds a husband and wife to; er : fea tial ‘ di We) ‘ ; ry no epenc simply because they haven't the price of a ticket to the next town. Gasoline is a commen commodity aud the exorbitant prices now Alast This is the fatal mouth in which one is so apt to mistake 2 | charged for it weigh heavily upon millions of hard-workiug Ameri- “notion” for an emotion aul an inanity for an affinity! { ‘ cans for whoin it is no luxury. ita: But easel rin i ees ‘ . Running away from a woman ie the bighest compliment a man can pi : t gasoline i not the only necessity the increasing cost of which her—and just about as dangerous as becoming pantc-stricken when you ara j : adds to the consumer 's load. | half-way across the street and rushing back to the curb. 4 e When the Federal Trade Commission has finished with gasoline! a ces ate — } : : there are more questions for it to ask. v Why are food prices in this country on an accelerated upward h e J a r r F a m i ly \ * trend? I j Why has the rate of advance noted for the last ten years in the By Roy L. MeCardell 4 + prices of beef, pork, bacon, ham and lard almost doubled in the past Cepertaht, 1018; Wy Tee Free FORRES CO, (rue Hen Tee Sree Wee, é few months? R. RANGLE came into Mr.{ Mr. Jgrr held up bis band. “Rane } ye Rie ddaa evan the: IMibt ted | ; | | Jarr’s office the other day and | gle,” he said, “it's too bad! 7 ¥ does even the humble dried beef that used to be quoted at said, “Oh, say, a little thing] “What's too bad?” cried Mr. Rangley occurred yesterday that isn't of much|"No great harm's been done. Nog lconsequence, perhaps, but I thought | offense was meant. The best 0: | T'd speak to you about it.” friends sometimes do hurry by thet ‘Well, out with it,” replied Mr.| way without recognition, you know,”* Jarr. “It's too bad,” Mr. Jarr repeated, “Why, I was up in the shopping dis- | shaking bis head solemnly. ‘TI wasn't |trict yesterday,” said Rangle. “ going to say a thing about it, thinking up there most every day now seeing / perhaps Mrs. Jarr was mistaken. buyers for the big stores, and I met) when she told me I said to her, ‘Oh, ars, Jarr, My mind was on some-|¢nat's impossible! It couldn't hat thing and { wasn't reyes much na been Rangle. Ri ention to what was going on arou @ thing like that! from twenty to twenty-five cents a pound now cost fifty cents? Why is sugar climbing to nine and ten cent levels? Why are the prices of raw materials that enter into the manu- E ‘ facture of a hundred common articles becoming almost prohibitive . for small manufacturers, besides forcing up the cost of those com- modities to the public? 2 Why hare the common metals—copper, trebled in price? Why are chemicals that used to be cheap and plentiful now held ne, lead—doubled and rat fancy prices? me when she passed me and bowed.| «why, thunderation! What are you\ § Why does paper of all grades become more and more scarce and tty aries Ae eae asi ennai talking like that for?” gasped the as- : expensive? the time, you know, old man—and so Tt ten't crime te I didn’t realize that I hadn't spoken to her till she was*past. "1 then looked back and saw her looking back, but didn’t think it quite the proper thing to wave my hand to her or run back after her and attract |J&tr sadly. attention to both of us, Iam afraid|, “Now, you just come right out wit she may think I was rude in not re-]!t aod tell me what you mean!” cried” tight to purchase them at fair and reasonable prices? turning her bow or stopping to speak Habe exasperated Mr. Rangle. “T'm\. If the Federal Trade Commission does its duty it will not stop |to her, so I want you to present my | telling you just what happened, and Scere arene Dane apologies to her. Just tell her for me, | I'll leave it to you if it's worth make ener at gasoline and Standard Oil. It will summon all the great producers Famous | | old man, that my wits were wool. |ing all this row about!" of the nation’s food and raw materin!s and ask them what THEY Anecdotes | The EOng for Fine Clothes Dol I ars gathering and I didn't know her or| “You are not telling me just what | nate | didn't think to say ‘good day’ or lift| happened,” said Mr. Jarr Armly. mean by “America First.” Jin Lod | an d Se nse my hat till she had passed. “What did Mra. Jarr tel you?’ Is the American consumer bearing all these burdens because Europe is at war? Or is he bearing the heavier part of them because the big producers in his own country have seen their chance to reap a famous harvest by exacting from Americans the prices*that Euro- pean nations in their desperate need are willing to pay? Who has the first claim on the products of this eountry—the and not recognize her.” “Oh, you recognized her all right. I see that now. But I wouldn't believed {t of you, old man,” sald Mr. * es 9 ee TRING tha Pantneuia comecten Copyright, 1918, by The Presa Publishing Co, (The New York Erening World), By H. J. Barrett 7 | pr Fane w6 Bee rey erro ey goked Me BAe pase radi stead ‘The celerity with which Charles Evans Hughes has ceased D a general officer of the French FEW days ago a young woman, be made to satisfy that which Is pos- MED 4 Dont oce erica tener ne | tae pe sik ! P| ‘ chink: Bara «(sible during her youth. ‘A Short Cut in Accounting. reech of decorum before Mr, Jarr 8 goon aa I got home,” said Mri 4,’ to be the Supreme Court Justice and become Busy Charlie the army was severely wounded before a Judge because! "mn. sacrifices come soon enough in ad Ld had resolved to take advantage of | Jarr, preserving a straight face, “Mra. ” Candidate 1s bewildering to the country and, in the view of | 18 the legs the eurgeons deciding on) | an nee taken: monty hel Ot later years when disappointments are | 66 CART omen set te his serious view of the trivial matter|Jarr came to me with blazing eyes |! ; ° may, far trom pleasing: examination that amputation was|t ng to her. a er hop hot #0 keen, when waiting does not Lodeaagll : ting” geY hazing bis friend and neighbor. and said you leered tn her face and ‘ The nation had grown to think of {ts highest Judicial necessary. lessness before the tribunal was ap- so long. accuracy {in accounting,” ip Yet the great trouble with the gir! | «, tly, “but it 8% Mr. Jarr, affecting to be gravely | winked at he 4 AS(d ig ahopkkeeper: recep uy: concerned, knit his brows and] “What. wha—what?” etammered drummed with his fingers slowly| Mr. Range. * upon his desk, as if he hesitated to] “Winked at her,” repeated the The officer, seeing his valet shed-| palling. like th . a ’ ne one in question i ding tears, asked: “Why do you| “I did it because I wasn't pretty | seeks to IMITATE: to be like some, | should be reduced to a minimum. | weep, Gemain? It is a fortunate} and I had to have clothes that looked | body else—to reach out and far be-| “Here is a method which reduces tribunal as something stable and permanent, wherein men sat as with a final dignity befitting ultimate honor. The new view ‘ is something of a shock. Not all of us will get used to {t--or z well. But he'll never understand. No! yond her means, in her effort to ‘able petty pur- « thing for thee. You will have only| Man could exactly, When other girls| pear attractive to the other aex, No] ever OF the innumerddle polly Bite | speak. solemn Joker. “She anid you winkae” | even wish to. hich cumulate . one boot to clean in future, have beaux and’ you don't—that's|worth-while man was ever secured |°h4s® accounts which | accum) “Well, what's the matter?” asked |@t her, and when she gave you @ — what hurts. that way. monthly, many of which represent Mr. R: ‘ is wine tit d by | Stony stare and walked on, she eaw ; Dr. Johnson, hearing of the third]. ‘I don't know how much I spent.| Besides, there is no need for expense | dealings with concerns who may| MF Rangle, somewhat mystified by) Vo) turn ground and wink at be /F Judging by the amount of AustroGerman booty—guns, marriagé of a lady who had been un-|!¢t all just went on little things, but) that is a hardship. In the industrial | never require another entry. his friend’s odd behavior. Hed } munitions, etc.--the Russians are capturing in Volhynta and fortunate in her previous enatrimons| rete, Renae eer: PUL trere, Kuraey inEDe ere THOuRAROE co! ievest, open, an. eocount ta thelr: Jarv wheeled slowly around] "ed Jerri replied the astounded Ny id a o . as appy. i pensive 5 y bea ‘ul, ad a ° } Galicia they will be able to keep a lot of their own “prepared- jal ventures, remarked: “It is the} “I started todo what pretty girls that may enhance the appearance ef | ledger entitled ‘Petty Purchase Ac-|'® ble chair, and changing bis ex-| victim of the hasing. “I can't ea | 4! ness” intact. As the darkey preacher put it: “Them what has, | triumph of hope over experience.” |1, knew had done all their tives. 1] (0 ius wily eink wine she can pur |eount.’ When an involes comes | Pression to one of pain and sorrow, | our witey a liar, but ehe's, shea | » © d uve been happy en, | cha. a 2 ME. t if s 1e a H y . sits.” is OE SE eee To ea ere ta UnTY GO CHES Te rea abe ca | CRESS TIEE 180 een ee aaa er ouid navel TR merer mad Louis NIIL, lying on his death-bed, 1) Knew call Wrong and the day | study and tind them and discriminate |quent {n character to warrant the ay ii lll ss should have} Ang out he went. wished that the Dauphin, then four ai” A day later Mrs. Jarr cam would 6 prop But the great ¢ ms jopening of an account in the ledger, \4 The Colonel's silence iy—is.-we have it—heroi and a half years old, should be ehris- | And She had to|to be what yon are not—n pros: | onter it in the regular purchase jour-| . “What do you mean?” asked Ran- | to Mr. Jarr’s office, eae cs s icehaaindied tened, When the ceremony Nanas : perous than you are. And therein Is! 70) oot in w column distinct trom|,s16 “lt was Just a little carslosaness, lend of Teale just now aod asmnnaebiaie: ‘ girl rea-|the great dani the false note and | nal, bi @ ool . | My jo. s distra "1 n Sh Wi performed the child was placed upon |, Xpected to ats| the consequen@ temptations, and jinat containing items to be posted to} MY attention was distracted. T Was) he winked at me in the most offeasive | Hits From arp its the King’s hed, and his father, w andinthe| If only. girls would realize that|the ledger. Stamp or mark the in-| tbinking”’—— manner! au that is at-{eventually the aver € man KNOWS voice in some way to distinguish it ——---——e. s only is no more] they Bome men require hot weat to doubt, Most women prefer the ham-| ing to see that his orders had | p ¢ the best that in ' the dle.---Philadelp! n- led, a ff s hat) idan by e dressing beyond their cir-| from the usilal type. oy, 4 ge bring out he t mt hel aa hn. eee leo—Philadelphia I fulfilled, aaked a im hi name, Ay ligating’ than % ‘thes themselves, {cumstances und therefore as a gen-| “When payment is due, write name Throw away idie hopes: come to thine own aid, if thou carest of ol can fhiniaih soavce he will do a6me> see pame ie Loule XTv." replied the en: | ize is not worth having. oral thing ft detracts from. thelr of vecipient. of cheque. in cheque | for thyself, while it is in thy power.-MARCUS AURELIUS, i thing Wree advico is often pretty expen-| yet," replied the King; ‘but pray’ God There is lenying that the pleas-}charm, register and designate this {tem by} \ . s t that. Macon News. it may be soon.’ J ure of etpt Nes Vor the old adage still holds good: | the initials P. a Keep ies tome 14 t 5 to a irl as 4 ted as they pass from the Pe ee segregated a | T F B D | read east upon the waters ia avon] Of all the retort made by bare {4 Mie cnralty | Shqum region to. eneral cash he First Beauty Doctor ‘ aud cast Upon the waters is soo E 8 are linve, It asset line st 6 the case of the pur- SF Bie R etc ety pag ety neh i gobbled up. risters on unjust Judges, that re-|qo jot pls Me Wane onic bool: dusk ee Minis will prevent | HE first “beauty doctor” to gain Egypt," disposed of in drops as being eae corded by Charles Phillipps, the ta- | every | play a lesser part. ¥ | chase passage to the ledger in the wide celebrity was one Bal-|™ore precious than nectar, the Use oF Uplifiers ave persons who know] der of the Central Criminal) “Oy, + r T have seen the homeliest girls with | course of the regular routine, | samo, son of a poor + keep. | Which was alleged to restore vigor j ; Ori course of and youth and beauty to wornout ané w two women are going through | just how the world could be made | DnGOR. 78 haps beat re- | misery that are « lthe plainest clothes the most popular| “At the month's wind up, total the’ 4» jn Palermo, but best known by | wri Binatie " y to wornout ai \ the throes of Kissing each other man} better through the changing of the membered. = Philipps, addressing 1) a pretty gew-gaw k [ones of their set |p. P. column In the purchase Journal ‘ Chaser rae ¥ | wrinkl tt nand women, ‘The Coun / Joke on in. an attitude of belpless-| ways of others.--Albuny Journal Jury in defense of a man on trial tor |} punch of violets or a pretty| There is no need to imitate. Bel and post it on the credit side of the lis assumed title of Count Alessan-| tess Seraphina adduced herself as . ness. Toledo Blade . murder, waa much embarrassed by ther on a hat keeps the spirit of af YOURSELE. Charm and a good dis: | petty purchase account. Total the dro di Cagitostro, He was born 173} (1 08 evidence of the efficacy of the +4 It has been observation that | judge, Ps earn ope more than a good d r.| position act like a magnet ty Solumn in the general cash| years ago and was educated in a|Cuxi") averring that she was past | ‘ : ' | Judge, jurney, distinguis aan cies J athe saokiens ab aicihes ih er to the debit side sixty and had a who was a vet- Woman blacks vut ind he man whe t ven to drink | 4s one of the old-fashioned “hangin, oul ze this The aitraction of cloth but | book and transfer to w monastery. Asa young man he went |cran soldier. The t claimed to be ray ald er shoo a p | ustially dof & Maud | school of British jurists, ie 1 of scolding the girl for the Htransitory j of the same account, to Rome, where he met and marricd|an octogenarian, (ror yearn they eere than mend a garment. No do Ss. Phil nia Inquire Philipps, keeping his Irish temper of lovely things all effort should ity holds. | “This plan preserves all the essen: | peautitul girl. don a highly profitable tr —- —— oem well under control to the end, “got ‘ ; Hal date Fe elimination of the cone| coe, Pale iben travelled over Hus) Meyntian drupe, beauty, water ~ home” with this passage in the He who is false to present duty breaks a thread in the loom > a ta : rope, under the names of Count and| wrinkle eradicators and love philtres, 5 » labor involved in handling | [y P . Letters From the People peroration of his addreas, looking full RoaKa hia onan nat on rere siderable HMB Countess Cagliostro, going about in a| but at length, after long enjoying the peer aie incnctien ninwen oD ta economic | #t, Gurney the while and will find the flaw when he may have forgotten ite a large number of insignificant | magnificent coach-and-four and se-| favor of cardinals and bishops, kings, * coal mun, Who teenjoy. |, "There are those on the bench who cause.—-BELCHER. RO jcuring access to the highest society | princes and nobles, Cagliostro was | To tw | v ening W P 100 fer cent, profit in Ma hast. | ave the reputation of being ‘con _ seiner — B of the SABIISB LBD | Vat mhay ihrowa into prison and his wife cor 1 t there is no victing’ judges, 1 neither envy them = made a fortune by selling a “wine of! fined in @ convent, where both died.) 2} At ain | eee ps Stee Le Weir reputation ‘inthis. word A Home-Made Sewing Bas Ballad of New York Bay. | , t their fate in the next.” Ry Pern ft Popu Me a in y | Ty Permimion of Popular Mechanics.) N admirable tugboat \ ques! A mnians| & beaesd Granta, akan inte x WO oblong p baskets, their Hitched to a car-float Facts Not Worth Knowin gz A pe dae | alnaeeneent ihe loc: Ree ten bottoms fastened together and Nav-1-ga-ted on New York Bay, By Arthur Baer scale of w | ee was driving, eagerly asked the whole covered with silk, When a warship wide Pp ‘i 4 s saler tor of The Lrening World inside” which Lamb rey formed the sewing or darning basket With thunder and pride Conrright, 3818, by The Prove Pubtishieg Co, (The Mew York Erving World), prices dou ree Would you kindly tell me, throu don't kn ow how it may shown in the sketch. Square plum Told the tug to git out o' the way: OLUMBUS taught people the world wasn't square. Otherwise they, ey tk ‘vn ur Paper a TarrlAgs by A 1ues | a etd ne basta Jaa . Bee se 9 | baskets and other forms, trimmed ap | Ho! master of yon tugboat," would have learned it later from ticket scalpers, loan sharks wi y ce is legal in a. sate fe did the business ec, Jcretonne, linen or Inexpensive goods, ' \ J bediad oth parties are nineteen years of depending on the ended use may ‘he haughty captain cried, Promoters, to pr 18. | A MOUAR author obtained permis j | also be utilized. “Ornamental details | “Come steer away front our vessel t ' v | en n nist Piron to read|may be added to sult the individual a 7 , i ~ pa Mekex _ Bee: him # tragedy which was on the eve | taste a Lent Est Psakelus missithestiaell By padding the aquarium heavily with felt it is possible to keep gold iy : } essary.| of being brought out. Piron quickly basket was made as follows: Then the master of {he tugboat fish without disturbing the neighbors. t j a rh discovered that one-half the lines peach wired to- Hitched close up to the car-float a 4 ‘ answer | had been pillaged and at y recogs | gether at the And uttered a loud defy: . 3 ‘otha ‘ i ding Pition took off hh ut and bowed, |gilk was cut, stitched along {ts eages to prevent | “I don't care a damn if you are Uncle | Although not absolutely certain, astrologers are reasonably convinces? if z y came to this country i e auth eR ris F vi a what ind to give a smooth finish. ; f ms Ae | that the moon doesn’t suffer from bad trolley service in the suburbs, j iy baal Ko of four yea ) repiled ’ s 1 @ not be lined, but it | Lwon't git out of the w'y; aul F ‘ on Lentered the only # habit 1 have got of saluting | to have it so i ‘This here car-float an’ this tugboat . ¥ 3 f army. Bonehow or old acquaintances | reinion was made by pads | Has the right 10. slay Whats, they bai A Japanese waltzing mouse will make 234,672,929 revolutions in a éey P $ born 1 was lorably discharged | A stock broker who had gone to k Crd pak then | Ww me a ste be with absolutely no outside assistance. aie “ nit i nh eT wae tote at if my | the wall Waa aaked by an old busines ead. ‘The cushe | There's room enough here for three!" 7 +A enlistment ant to get my citlgen | acquair vovidentally ! © place from tha |The bo'sun blowed and the tugboat 7, if i no pr he papers, but As BRP ha Lwan athe (theeisne oeine talued Ole Leer aden 1 se pane fom, tne | eet ae 6 Vacant tomato cans can be easily deautified by veneering the interion uh 1 5 ay ar as my ul ne she an ne | was fixed around mid basket at | But never an inch she shied, of the cans with gold leaf and embroidering Renaissance lace around the i Gants Geta be iT at as Lae How [ne the bask own the wud an an may be vill hs xem up bold gave word (0! jqgged edges of the can, A neat little pedestal of Italian marble alee ene ‘ vestinent or keep INSON, | my carriage and must now walk, top and botiom, 4t was folded and afiached with ribbons ‘And wait for another tide! hauces the view remarkably. ” f » om