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eee The Evening The CHMitg World, SHED RY JOSEPH PULITZER ) ¢ Presa Publishing Company, 4% Row, New York TZPR, President, 61 Park Row, IVS SHAW, Treag: 62 Park Row | ULITZER, Secretary, 62 Park Row, a) Published Daily uF, 03 to JAN JOSEP P —___ Tost-Office at New York as Sen nar} tere: Matte Subscription Ra to The Evening) Por England aod the Continent and World for the United States All Countries fn the International and Canada, al Union, One Year. $3.50) One Year. « $9.75 One Month.. «30! One Month 5 NO, GOMPERS’ FIND. | AMULL GOMPERS proposes to solve the Mexican problem by affiliating the Mexican labor unions with the American Federa-| tion of labor. International peace, he declares, is in the hands | of the wage earners, and it is for them to put a top to war. | If Mr. Gompers has discovered in the Mexica® labor unions an enlightened and controlling force south of the Rio Grande, he has found what this nation has long been looking for. The population of Mexico is about 15,000,000. of these 15,000,000 over twelve vears of age must be re illiterate, being unable to write their own language. 3,000,000 whit I among the 3,500,000 who pay taxes and the peons, many of whom rarely sce a piece of money, just what is the strength of this organ-| ized labor? Can it “mould public opinion” in Mexico? Can it keep; an efficient government in power and dictate a wise and consistent foreign policy? Is it full of appreciation for this country’s efforts to | aid Mexico, and does it burn with zeal to help? | If 80, by all means let's hitch up with it. Maybe it has already, explained to Mr. Gompers why the United States coat of arms was) torn from the door of the American Consulate in Chihuahua last | Thursday night, and why rocks were thrown through the windows of American homes. If Labor with a capital “1.” is this nation’s best friend in Moxico why don’t we hear more from it? — 4+ -—___ ‘The Colonel hae reached the depths. Here ts William Ki. Hearst imploring him to cease “watchful waiting” and not to be “too proud to fight"! oy THE RUSSIAN ADVANCE. HE Russian advances in Galicia and Volhynia are striking) enough to draw the attention of the world from Verdun. On| \ the western front even the biggest drives are measured in| yerds. In the east the Russians are eaid to have pushed the Austrian] ie front back thirty-seven and one-half miles along a length of ninety-! ‘ four miles. Even Austro-Hungarian headquarters announce that the Austro-| Hungarian troops in Volhynia “after a rear-guard engagement have) readhed new positions”—which is the delicate way of admitting that) they have been fighting in retreat. Petrograd claims 64,000 prisoners | and 200,000 Austro-Hungarian casualties in the epace of the last tive days. ° | Whe Russians are now some hundred and fifty miles from Lem- | 20,017 Seventy per cent. | oned as) Among the} + 5,000,000 Indians and the 6,000,000 half breeds, | a World Daily Magazine “It Is to Laugh!” Aen nn berg, with Przemys] less than a hundred miles further to the west. | Oracow, second largest city in Galicia and ancient capital of Poland, is ¢ two hundred miles west of Przemysl. Apparently not even the Aus- trians themselves know how many Russian armies are massing on the eastern frontier. Tremendous blows are almost certain to assail the Teutonic lines, now at one point, now at another, until all the weak spots are discovered. | Russia, prepared at last, with unlimited stores of ammunition and with millions of men to use and, if need be, sacrifice, presents to-day the most formidable force that has yet assumed the aggressive against the Central Empires. Watch the bear. His huge bulk may even now be gathering the irresistible momentum for lack of which the struggle lasts so long. 9 ____ Copyright (The train lag a Hed frou : winks foot, mw B. Rs. dear, mustn't nap. | Gen. Joffre, accompanied ‘by four French Ministers and other important officials, journeyed to London this week to at tend a war council. Despite Germany's elevation of herself into a victorious sea power, It still seems to be the English Channel, dead, | mer, month, Mrs. B. —_——++. NOT THE ONLY CAUSE. On the 4.45 By Alma Woodward. ning World.) te indulging in BORNE: Parlor oar of the 445, Mr A 1918, by the Preas Publishing Oo, (The New York fee aibiea over har outstretched ought to thank me. “Wake—and Be Sylphitke' (abjectedly)—Oh, my I'm so sorry to have ' awakened you! But really you You know that ya one Mrs. A. (slightly peeved)—I've been (shopping since 10 this morning. I'm The city palls on me in sum- I'm not coming in again for a I'm going to write or phone for anything J want Yes, isn’t it so? Since I've been at the shore this year I'm a dif- ferent woman. I ever slept in town without taking some sort of sedative. Now, at night I'm just healthily tired jand I sleep like a babe, When Emot . Couprialit. 1918 Vee Vitdatiing C6 Saturday, ie. By J. H. Cassel | Your Master By Sophie 1916, by The Press Publishis URING the week a great Amevi- Copyright can speech was made to a graduating class of young women In Washington, The speaker was Justice Charles E. Hughes, the man who at present occupies the centre of the public stag Political parties of all sides found various meanings in the address in iming their platforms for po- purposes. there was Yet phase about this speech of the flag presentation that may well be ac- cepted by all parties and all creeds as the one element in the everyday human scheme. He said, “Given as a prize to those one significant ion Becomes | Irene Loeb ing Co, (The New York Ereuung World, that “discipline must accompany | emotion | ‘The man ts young now, and though | he has no difficulty in finding work, there will come a time when he will wish that he had not been #o “touchy” | as to allow his feelings to run away with his welfare, He will wake up to find that men who have worked beside him are at the head of their jobs, because they have been able to take criticism without “flying off the handle.” It takes discipline to do that Besides no man can give orders without taking them and continue to be constructive. The principal characters in the tragedies of the courts are those who have not allowed “discipline to ac-i company their emotions.” Always With a few exceptions the > | Famous Anecdotes the tower of the town house of Heidelberg ,was an old clock so constructed that when the hours struck the figure of an old man pulled off his hat, a cock crowed and clapped its wings and soldiers fought with one another, But this curious piece of workmanship, with the castle and |town, was burned by the !rench in 1693, In the year 1785 a haughty noble of the ancient regime of France fell in love with a beautiful girl, the daugh- | ter of a wealthy tradesman of Pari The latter, refusing to encourage the nobleman’s passion, was soon after thrown into the Bastile. The sweet- heart of the girl, who was to have married her in a few days, dreading a like fate, made his escape to Con- | stantinople to serve as a volunteer under the Grand Seigneur, leaving his intended bride secreted with a wom- 10, 1916 The Woman of I By Helen Rowland. Copsright, 1016, by The Pres Publishing Co, ‘She Tella What to Tell or Not to Tcll a Husband. (The New York Evening World), ¥ coffee cups, “that you dtd flirt outra N “Never!” cried the Widow, suddenly raising her downonst. | lashes and returning hie glance with @ defiant little smile, “I never confess | ANYTHING, Mr, Weatherby “What!” exclaimed the Bachelor, taken aback. | _ “Confessing is tho folly of follies!” deciared the Widow. “It ls the orime jot orimee—especially in a woman, A man MAY ‘confess’ to a woman and be forgiven, but the woman who confesses to a man, even the teentest, | Weentest trifle, is doomed to eternal punishment. She may merely confess {that he tints her hair, or that-Bhe told a polite fil, or that she lost her | Pocketbook, or that #he was wrong in an argument, but from that ¢ime| on whe ie branded! Branded as ‘artificial,’ or ‘decei(ful,’ or ‘careless,’ or ‘ui reasonable, as the case may be. . “Good Lordi” broke in the Bachelor, “Are wo really so, cold-blooded |and unforgiving as that!" | “You'ra not ‘unforgiving! ” returned tho Widow, aweetly. “You etmply n dropped in your never can forget! Once the seed of suspicion has be A clever wit was cae) | gene am HEN you CONFESS,” began the Bachelor, gazing at the Widow, | accusingly across the after-din fertile minds nothing on earth will uproot it. asked by @ correspondent whether he should say ‘I done it,’ or ‘I have did it.” | His answer was ‘Neither, Never ADMIT anything! That, Mr, Weatherby ds the wiseat and greatest bit of philosophy that ever was uttered.” “Oh!" remarked the Bachelor witheringly, “Theh you belleve that Woman should always deceive a man?” | “Oh, noi" returned the Widow virtuously | Should simply keep perfectly quiet—and let him deceive himself, He al- ways will, you know. Because the one thing on earth that a man never Suspects or believes about the woman he loves ts the hohest truth! “Humph! Perhap: Suggested the Bachelor, “because that's the thing that she never tells him!” “If 1t only were!" sighed the Widow passionately. “But a woman te tho original little Willlam TELL, as far as ‘confessing’ goes, She justJoves | | to spread her soul and her emotions out under a microscope and dissect ther for a man’s delectation the moment he professes to love her, And ey he automatically STOPS loving her at once "protested the Bachelor impatiently, “A decent chap Ikee to { “It isn't necessary. She | | “Bosh begin fair and square with the woman he ts going to marry, and always does. If he doesn't tell her before marriage he always telis her during the |honeymoon all about his flirtations, his love affairs, his escapades and his ‘past,’ If he has one.” ’ f Brrr | § She Wante the Prize of Many; He, the Prize of One. § agreed the Widow, “that she will revel im itt Every broken heart adds to his glory: every filrtation to his fasel tion; every little peccadillo to his charm of worldly expertence. (I don't know why women are made that way, but they are, No doubt ff @ | woman found that she had married a man with a perfectly lily-white ‘past’ | ‘she would weep herself i! with disappointment. But a man ts different. He (| doesn’t want to feel that a woman has had one emotion tn life that He hasn't j!nspired. He doesn't want to know that there ts one flaw or one weakness jin her whole saintly make-up.” \.,.“And yet.” remarked the Bachelor, flicking the ashes from his cimarette, {many a man marries a woman who has already had two or three husbands ‘ora girl who hasan reputation asa flirt and a heart-breaker.” | “Oh, yes.” acquiesced the Widow, “provided sho doesn't TELL him about! {t. It’s all very well for him to realize vaguely tn the abstract that she ts experienced—but he simply can’t stand hearing her confess {t tn the con- jer Once she admits an old romance either ft chokes him to death every| time he thinks of it, or he uses it asa club to atrike her with every time they! [have an argument. It's not the flirtation or romance itself he minda ap- |parently, but the TELLING of tt. I know! For I have suffered 60 much from an inborn honest | ‘What! erted the Bachelor tn amazement, . ‘So much," repeated the Widow, “that if T should commit a murder thie ‘afternoon I could marry a nice, innocent man to-morrow and never dream of telling him about it! Tam so frank"-—— | gods!" murmured the Rac {ulously | “That when I am in the wrong nothing relieves me lh mitting !t | But I would sooner cut off my b. lacken my than acknowl. edge my tiniest weakness or s a MAN! Because.” and the | Widow sighed bitterly, “a man will believe trust the woman he loves forever provided she never tells hind the honest truth about herself. He won't even SE a fault in her un s she acknowledges it, and after that he can't see anything else, Aa far as a husband is concerned ‘a wife's silence gives CONTENT!!!" RRR eee eneaeaeaueeeeeeeeeeererees=>Fr |] Hy The Flirt Is “Liked,” but Not “Loved.” ; 8 errr: sit are declared the Bachelor vehemently, “is all tommyrot. UL a nice, honest, frank 1 who openly admits that her complexion is put on with a puff, that she can’t play golf, that she has a bad temper and 1s fond of flirting, and—and all th “Yes, you ‘like’ that kind, but you've never loved one of them!" agreed | the Widow dryly. “Not yet.” acknowledged the Bachelor, “but I may some day. I'm ‘aif. " retorted the Widow laconically, “Ev man fane he ts ‘dit. jferent.’ That is the one thing tn which re all exactly aliki | } Let this be your constant marim: That no man can be good enough to neglect the rules of prudence.—FIELDING The Jarr Family — By Roy L. McCardell — i | : 5 ’ y 1 ing, it{highest standing has come to those| Copyright, 1918, by The Pras Poblisuing Co New Vork Evening World), \ ' Mra. A. (citrously)--Well, of course, |Who have the highest, stand! an friend, On the outbreak of the 5 OTORMEN’S lack of attention to their jobs is the primary! with the prosent cost of narcotics you | happily enforces the lesson that In- boo Agr used Intelligence along with | Revolution the young man returned HE Jarr family had assembled] instant! Do you hear me?” thun- . } } apy would anyway. My druggist tells me |telligence and zeal must go togethe: : to Paris and was the very grenadier for breakfast, when Mrs, Jarr/ dered Mr. Jarr cause of collisions like that which occurred on the “1.” in) gy, ny § jteliigence a . id c a ¢ Beene cages of collinione. lines tnas: Wiileh opeunied: ont some] mania enore eople wre utilizing mental] inet discipline must accompany eMO-targigus To marty of her deaehine | WN, Arat mounted the breach made said sharply to ttle Emma! “Weil, for goodness sake, don't rodr 4 the Bronx last Thursday, according to Public Service Com.) si fromas and “trtonal| song and that we must ultimately|to a rich man that she stopped at| Unite fe had the happiness of res. |Jarr: “Sit up straight, Emma! Youlat the boy as though he had done iJ missioner Travis H. Whitney Mrs. B. (inJignantly)—That isn’t my | rely upon enlightened opinion.” nothing. She allowed her intelligence | cuing the father of his future bride, | are all crouched up! Why don't you} something criminal!" remonastrated - 4 ys Pe 2 case at all, much ws I hate to shatter is worth-while truth, I know a|to bo blinded by the glitter of gold wear that shoulder brace mamrha| Mrs. Jarr. “One would think be had Yet Mr. Whitney admits that a system of automatic stop and any of your pet theories, my dear. it a who has a new job as often as|70"day that daughter |x the mother) During the War of the Revolution | aia g5 centa for? Dear me! That's| stolen something!” x : on mre eas . ; ; couldn't sleep naturally I'd alee; i of two idiot children. he father of |two British soldiers of the army of)” . peo ; speed control has long*been successfully applied to trains running in hanstunties rg eaturaly dal Pl there is a new moon, He ought tolenem, though rich as Crocsue, hed | Monette ee Tete a ones aca | the way all the money goes until Willle stole papa'a pipe and gave the subway. He also admits that the same system is at last to be Everything is healthier out here. I've read that p aeraPh: Hee ‘ good always been “a little be off,” but|abused the inmates in a Most eru ‘there isn't a cent leftefor me to do| it to the Janitor,” remarked little Mise . fe : F noticed even that the wome: fellow, too, and understa jow to/the mother reasoned that money/and shameful manner. A third sol-| any: vith! ’ it aively, “Will he installed on the express tracks of the “L” and on the local tracks at! Socupied with, outdoor’ morte eyee | work, but he has yet to learn the y la lanything with! Where's that little|Jarr, naively, “Will he go to the Bad that would make everything right. dier, going into the house, met them certain points they don’t goasip—haven't time for it} /rat element of self-discipline, There are hundreds of people with | coming out and recognized them, The | Shoulder brace jacket?” mamma, or will be be sent to , | Mrs. A.~That's true, Take that lit:|_ He knows he ts @ good worker, and | untimtted energy who blindly dojinmates acquitted him of all blame,, The Uttie girl whimpered that she Obviously, then, it is not necessary, nor has it been for the last) tle newcomer the widow who's going hia profession Is such that be can | things that they later rogret. It ia| but he was Imprisoned because he re-|did not know where it was. Master! “My pipe!” cried Mr. Jarr, “Not ei : «y to wear deep mourning ry S| always get a position fe thinks he! misdirected energy. Intelligen sed to disclose the names of th ‘s j . ‘ fap ten years, that the safety of passengers on the “I.” should depend and the Test of be 1B ee ae has nothing to fear, and. likes to} been lacking. re iad i Every persuasion was, Willie Jarr was on the point to five my miabean ply a ’ holl onthe “human equation.” Nor is there any reason why the Sb¢’s @ blonde, She's just the sort|prate about his “Independence.” | And, above all, the most selfish ele- | tried but in vain, and at length he some information, when 8 mother] “ldo hope it ts!" said Mrs, Jare, wholly upon an eq h A (that would make all kinds of troullo| Therefore, he gets a job, shows his| ment in the world is not “to rely upon | was condemned by a court martial to/rapped him over the knuckles and] ‘That pipe has made me sick, Thank antomatic safety stop should not safeguard passengers on every in the winter, But she’s out boating | ability, and could easily retain it) enlightened opinion.” die, When ho was on the gallows sag; “You leave the table this in-| goodness the warm weather ig here 7 ‘ ‘ ; a ¥ and motoring and but for his ungovernable temper. There are those who are so opin-| Lord Cornwallis, surprised by his} ¢ and wash your handa!!’ and you can smoke it out of doors! track, express and local, throughout its entire length. Mrs. B. (anxious to score)—She does| Let the boss say the least thing tolionated that even “convinced against | obstinacy, rode up to him, saying: | an end: Lorre einen aT DPR Rect Cresco eT oral Why put it all on the motorman? What about the attention of | everything well, too! him in any advisory or critical sense, | their will they are of the same optn- | “Campbell, what a fool you are to ‘And wash your neck, Willie! ; a re ° anywhere a . Mrs. A. (continuing) —The great out-| and he gets “mad,” answers back and; ion still.” This 18 @ disease—too|die thus. Disclose the names of the gested Mr, Jarry when Willie has given it to the jan- Public Service Commissioners and Interborough officials to their, doors counteracts the harmful int, | throws Up his job | much ego. guilty mon sna WOW AAU Be iaredl: “Now you leave the child alone!" |itor?” asked Mr. Jarr, “Willie,” bi plain and imperative duty to the public? | the city we wills eae a with ‘himself, and has yet to fearn Huphentand tnt ine oe Mav yuatioe not fifteen minutes to live.” remarked Mrs. Jarr, turning to the|added, “if you don't get that pip! k r h ni. F 5 Att ny cam- : < “Nothing, back for me I'll punish you severely! sa Mra, B. (sotto voce)—Rut, do you — a "you are in the elas, of foam alleged head of (he ate ; No be Ft net nish You aaracHALIC - know that here, lately, especially o} a ae paign, my lord, ed . ican be done with children if they are ould yor joke it after the jan Hits From Shar p Wits j Saturday afternoons and Sunday Facts Not Worth Knowin gz "You ean better spare one man than re ame ed at continually * asked tava BER mornings, I've seen some one with her And firmly adhering to bis om ! 0 tonishme: NE never sae | Generally the chap who talks the Mont of us would be physically and | in her car. By Arthur Baer purpose, he died, [from morning till night! And didn't as nolan nt. “1 never saw such most about some one nating to @ mentally exhausted if we were to do Mrs, A. (avidly)—Whot Copyright, 1016, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), -——— |? tell you to sit up straight, Emma a ow can you expect the ghil good cause for “effe: is the chap all the th 4) we a f ‘oing to do to- is Mrs. i. (with regret)—That's just T is possible to travel for days and days im the Sahara desert without| Three Gorman robbers having foe | Mrs, Jarr went on, petulantly. “How dren to be n and dainty if you d w never donates himself at all.-|morrow,—-Toledo Blade, t, my dear don't know Jecuuse : 4 . =“ quired by various atrocities wi anew expect to grow up and he| things like that? py atag tyes | ¢ 8 U've always had the bad luck to com: being annoyed by trafic policemen. amounted to a valuable booty, agreed 4° you ¢ me lip & sna Moursie| Sin, thee wiutenuned: homatnie es ee | Whenever a man buys a cook book on the scene just as the car was dis - fivide the spoll and to retire on| healthy and have a murat | an reds hing t As soon man has incubated al for his wife the latter is ¢ rrtain that appearing over one of those cross- In order to prevent inquisitive and prying tourists from looking into| their hard-carced weeD they [aunt Mrs, are gave a side slanse at 8 el + that he coud get the pi strange ide walk three blocks| the canvasser Was a real peach,—| country secluded roads, So I've ont “ . When the day arrivi | her own excellent one. nd stoop-| fumigated, he supposed to find somebody to try it on Columbus Enquirer-Sun, Keon his ck. But I have one Hi your rainspouts you can stuf’ either the rainspouts or the tourists with had appointed for that purpose One! snouldered people get consumption| “Are you going to wash yout | tinguishing mark to go by. His hat.| proken glass. of the gang was sent to a nearby town ir . 2 . 1 | Peopl [aoe paaeet one Lover aan, Ana Di Hegurchaa riac ene giver Bretaioat and GIR 7SUER a occhouls lee Sir tee TRE hee Letters From the eople 4 ¥ ¥ in existence. If unable to sleep at might just count up to four hundred billion, atop-| for their last carousal. The Uncle Henry is very stoop-shoul- 3 pa, why you | Mrs. A. (keenly disappointed) —isn't secretly agreed to murder him on his| aereq and he is quite healthy, and he | 1 Chances. chance that the pedestrians will not that too bad? 1 tell you what we'll| ping at every thousand to turn a postage stamp over on its back, return, that each might come In for) )' (8 inataae If I speak to the chil. _ To the Editor of The venting World | stop or turn back, but will clear the do. My husband plays golf all Satur i halt tiie plunder instead of ane-third,| tyn't ot all youre,” enone rated Mr) dren you Foust. mer and Itt. don't 1 am an automobile owner and! space for them to’ pass. day afternoon and Sunday morning . Beet ; nd accordingly they slew him as he/Jarr, mildly, in behalf of the little] speak to them yx me why £ dite my own car, I feel that { can] Another dangerous tendency t# to) ~and I don't, So next time wo'll take If placed end to end, all the telephone books in the world would atretch| Sitered the doorway, But the mur-| girt Beane, 42 them 704 ne wae # voice the following sentiments with-| Sound the horn and continue at the my car and follaw a little way from Madagascar to Chicago, dered man had previously poisoned |" itsncie Henry!" erled Mra. Jurr, and father, “What am T to de out being accused of prejudice, It|same speed on the chance that the! . \Jut es the vulle out ever ines enter aa part of the provisions in order that “Set them a good example," ead often happens that 1 am on foot and | pedestrian will jump out of the way | Rr! A breeging up) Well, well, my he might appropriate the whole of the, “I'm talking of human beings, not] ytrg” Jarre, coldly ron't play wit Among the pedestrians who make use| instead, as some do, of stopping IN| gear, this ia unexpected. LE thoagnt It ls a superstition among the Igorrotes that if you ave carrying a bunch | spoil to himself, and the three thugs old hyenas. Nothing could kill that] your knife and fork at the table, fort of the street corner crossings their tracks sow'd Ro ouf on an eariter train, Te's| of bananas and meet a tiger there will not be a single banana missing when| Were found dead toxether, | man!" one thing ‘ ay lave often noticed a certain T always am careful to give the! hot ing to take off my hat, — | ts through cal A “It Uncle Henry comes on to see us|, MP Jarre in his embarrassment, “| ney on the part o nobile Jestrian the adva by slowing |. (There tified 1 from Mrs’ pj ele tiger gets through his meal, A highly inebriated young noble- " Reif | n toying with the objects in ers to take nh chances “ y when there is the ' gel to M Me oA ™ man, meeting Douglas Jerrold during he can take me to the movin’ pictures, Bi ‘ shlaat ok Ponnh watches ated bre dawns, . f the latter's nocturnal walks, can't he, mamma?" asked the litde| "Your sleeve ts in your but o are very dangerous lightest chance of confusion or whera Cinauty ‘is ban os ‘ . . Ear nats refer one ‘of the la aks, can i sin vour butter, deart' FP refer speciticully. to the habit of {therm in the slightest question Of abe| Mr A. (proudiy)--t wee you're ade| 7h Usquimaus have more and use tess water than any ution on earth, asked the way to the Judge and git, | he remarked. warninigly ae falling t« the horn when ap: |solutely safe procedy If all auto.) mir my oh Mrs. BT had it] ury, a noto! of those di niavnihten NTArpe rained Hanitana: to Mind your vusiness and don’ proaching cr aon which there! iste would do likewise eroasing dan-| made. It ne inexistence | Out of PN.) )h982 passengers carried by Canadian railroads in 1915 not] “Go straight along your prosent | ; } be such an old fault finder!” replied re pedestrians, but continuing ahead | gers would be " ened Mra. A. ( gritted teeth)-t ne road, my boy," replied Jerrold, “and call Master Jarr back to the table, Mrs. Jarr. “Meal time should be ome soon Paes ae ‘ 1 A, BOLDEN, | Really, my « reese One ude ever bitten by @ crocodile, you are sure to find them, Willie, go wash your hands! This of jleasant family intercourse!’ a ant = ‘