The evening world. Newspaper, May 20, 1916, Page 10

j BUSES SRE Ss 5 cme we a eee ee 2000 About Plays and Players ILLIE COLLIER has never been in the Winter Garden. Just about the time the hig tre at Fiftieth Street aad Broad. as , Mr, Collier and was opened, re @ spectator; but he has mast Jonging, heretofore, believing it probable that a big, uniformed at+ tendant might ask him to retire—i. beat st. But the desire has bas brought along all its rela- Colter yearns to eee Al Joleon in “Robinson Crusce jn" ow are the interesting pert, for FROLIC TO DRAW $80,000. The auction sale of balcony boxes this total of $22,446 in premiums, It means that the Friars will formance at the New Amsterdam ‘Theatre a week from to-morrow night to an audience which will have paid nearly $80,000 for the privilege pepressing it, That breaks Lifiian R who 1d $130 for of them, too. OUR OWN POPULAR SONGS. To-daye ditty ts @ ballad entitied “ Little Girl's Sad Adventures.” It ‘ollows: Aaa Gif'G, nee ae snblet In ant tne Woe, Mee tctinr ai the edeat and oud “UR, gmt. 1 aren't had co mouraing cace the Gl of wine a0 a fe inch, © denn watch “Wome and Cotte Br Sparks Berry, Pacific Coast impres- | aon by its writers, R. ario, is in the city. Margaret gagement in “A Woman of No Im-/night. Messrs. Burnside and Hubbel: portance” next Gaturday. James K. Hackett and George C.| big show. All the stars appeared in have extensive | t’ Gorton The Melody of Foun’ nexe| we “norus and C meielel to vaudeville next week at the Co- , : t} , jontal Theatre in a new act. hardly speak. At the Friars’ auction S*MATTER, POP?” aw we ut w “ CART HORSE 6 MY wat Foe THis% Alar Prien lan IT 13, SO BASY To IMPROVISe HENRY HASENPFEFFER — His Friend's Wife Didn't Believe in “ Preparedness !"’ “WOZZATE MAN ALIS wr f ee et WELL SYREE SHE COOK! VER’ FARST DINNER’ FOR ME DDN AN IX INVITED LA ery NH DING wth we - Crerriget 10:0, ren renaming On <. ¥. He te Sere S Sones Wah ik oeradter A number of residenta of Bayonne, POODOOHOOGOOGOGSIO Gy TODOOODOS: DDOODOOOD: O00) Crane and Joseph Brooks al 6} who wanted to see “The Tempest” at work of revising his play “Father| te Century, not into Maxine g SCRAMBLED EGG PUZZLES and the Boys,” which SCOMOGOIGHGOOOGDSGGOHGS: VDDDBDODDDOOGODHHSHGHHDSGHSS laying, the other night. Copyright, 1916, ty The Pree Publishing Ce, (The New York Evening World) show they sald Shakespeare was some EGG No. 33. writer jo. 83. Before the letters in this egg were eorambled they spelled the | name of something which you will | | } The new song, “For the Honor of Will close to-night.] the Flag,” dedicated to President Wil- Burnside and Raymond Hubbell, was sung fi th 1 Anglin will end her en-(|first time at the Hippodrome when you have solved thie purzle, eee were surprised by the stars of the if you oan arran tera to spell what the; did. The scrambled lettere in Thureday’s egg epelled “ENTER- TAINMENT,’ ng the song. 1 HARD LUCK. such a cold he can SANDERS and Sunshine will return} 4) sanders of Frolic seats yoaterday he tried to GEORGE ADE IS HERE. George Ade, the man who made| mann will appear in a dancing num- ‘Brook, Ind., famous, is in New York.! ber with Nijinsky. THE NIGHT You HAD To VISIT THE CELLAR, GO OoWN AND ‘ FETCH ME A JAR OF MY PRESERVED PRUNES- HURRY! NO ONE WILL Broadway hears that A. H. Woods! twa three times but In each instance end Arthur Hopkins have acquired @/ the price had gone up $10 before he pew play in which they will cast could get the notse out. garet Lawrence for the leading a | ante 7 ia ‘Castles-in-the-Air will clom thie FOOLISHMENT. | When Greek Meets Greek. pares Grimes. He wae a falterer, a SERENE FCAT SN, MES, | Th tom, ty aa lo, WO business men famous tor|*rpter of the mowt exaggerated eort at Long Beach, Wed 1 ghren wonder’ “it nome et H their acumen end keenness 10] nim and toune, get 8 ee The Masonic Club tender a imactly where it's going the marts of trade were wont| bent over a white waistcoat 1 La complimentary dinner to Ted Snyder a = the golf link Bat-|a table. ‘waletesns ying én on the evening of May 24. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | to meet on the @ inks every Hello, Gri oy It 1s possible that Annette Keller= urday afternoon in friendly rivairy.|4,, fiello: Grimes’ I sald, ‘What's ‘It was known that they did not dis-} «This waistcoat, he repiied, hota. card professional ethics in playing the | ing the garment up to view. ‘It’s too |@ame and they watched one another | dirty to wear and not dirty enough to @ | very closely for infractions of the|send to the laundry. I don't know trules, A ‘ball was driven out of] what to do about iti’” | bounds and the driver, after search- ing for at earnestly, finally gave up, slipping @ new ball tn his trou- a, he cautiously let {t drop out by his foot and pisked {t up quickly a All Made Clear. WOMAN misstonary in China, was taking tea with a man-| darin’s eight wives. HEY. WHY DON'T] | You LAY OFF THAT KID. HE* LL GIT SCARED} “Why,” cried one, “you oan watk and run ae well as a man.” "Yes, to be sure,” THERE MIGHT 1 AINT ‘FRAID To GO DOWN - BUT CAN'T YA | WAIT ‘TILL ‘To- MORROW, MA? ToucH You. = | | —_———— | What She Expected. 16g] OOF at her,” said the tron- | sonary. L monger, indtcating a depart- Ing customer, “Bho sent her wringer here to be repatred, I prom- | {wed it to her for this week, provided |man?” \T could get a certain new part in| iA am: |ttme from the maker's, 1 couldn’t|yoy--not even if he was your hus- AN’ BRING UP said the mis- BE GHOSTS. | THE WRONG | THING - THEN LL HAVE ‘To GO DOWN too’ “Yeg."" | get it, Now ane wants me to pay a jband—would you?” charwoman, who came unnecessarily, [half @ crown and two-pence for thi | sald. clothes.” “Now J understand why the fore! ‘The {ron-monger paused to breathe | devil never ‘has more than one | heavily. He is afraid."—Southern “Rut that's not all, Her husband | Magagine. dines out on washdays, and as ho a Turned Around. Jdined out on a washday that wasn't | a washday--you understand?—-#he | HINGS are not always what they seem—-nor ao old, either, ‘Women's to pay for his dinner. | No, she doesn't ask anything el And they cal! ‘em the weaker sex.” Tit-Bits, <a asked the customer suspictoualy, Betwixt and Between. vs or (F hesitating, Hamlet type of OL xeese Ceara man had best keep out of |the customer, dryly. finance,” sald Mr. Lawson at | 191? a recent dinner, according to Every he body's Magagine, “I had a hoyhood "wpa tietebe te paid. “Why, #0 end of the type | mean a fellow it te! That's the fauit of my assist: commented It is dated the antique dealer was not to . The! ant, He’e put the figures on said his compan- | Chinese ladies examined her clothing,| It ou; to be 1218."—Pittebureh en standing on|her hair, her teeth, and so on, but | Chron je-Telegraph. larper’s Weekly, |her feet especially amased them. | 66 you ride a horse and ewtn, L “could you spare a bungry { “Then you must be as strong ae & my hus ‘And you wouldn't Jet @ man heat) husband?” “Indeed, I wouldn't,” the misstonary|» heart In me, I have. If you've got | “Is this @ genuine antique?” | starting thingr. “Certainly,” replied the dealer, in visit from a relative—e distant cousin an offended voice. “It {# more than | from Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Saturday: May 20: fore | | se ws comrrigh, 1016 Prem F WiHeec Barrow ALMOST ANYTHING T DON CARE To MENTION THAT MusBAND— \ ANY NAVESS OF MINE JS EXASPERATING! Bunmeevne. WITH Some - CONTEST, YY A MR.SHARK) TAE CLEVER. GINK WHO ALWAN'S THROWS Gown is HAND ae Ge (NV. Bvaatag World BoDY MUST THINK THIS 1S A GUESSING T our THE A \) it ¢ we wet By C. M. Payné Witt & Good Doe ” y By Bud Counihan BUT MY FRIEND 4 wuz A Docwor! ) 7 y Ferd G. Long Hor on! Hou! on! ous’ A MINUTE! gus A MINUTE! PLAY OUT THE HANO! PLAY OUT THE HAND! BUT tara You CAN MAKE dust ONE MORE, TRICK, AND THAS ALL! WE GET ' THE NEXT TWO! THROWS DOWN MY! is, SimPLy WondeRruL HAND: THE WAY You KEEP TRACK OF THE CARDS: ARDS! iD SHOWS ‘You How Foorish You ARE TO PLAT fT OUT. |} wrongly. apy," man a meal o’ victuale?” “You go emsy from here, or I'l! call “Is that there stoop-shouldered man plowin’ corn fn the next field your ‘Yes, it ts." take back what | sald. I've got ry @ meal o' victuals for @ poor starvin' mad, give ft to your husband.”—-Wash- aetna The Penalty of Fussiness. HIS story ts vouched for—fust as T all others are. It concerns @ small maid who hed a way of saying Not long ago the family expected a n the roomy West. Now,” said the mother, “don't you} dare say a word if you see Cousin dima) eating with his knife.” | All through the dinner the little maid) itor her closest attention.) fave the She noticed that his manners were faultless: that he ate as politely and correctly as if kings and queens bad been his tablemates. turned to her mother “Well, ma,” she gravely said, he didn’t use his knife once." And then she| guess somebody atung you, all right H oa] San Public Ledger. BOOS: Ur: FODDODOHOSOHOHOODODSHOOOG ’ By Arthur Baer § Yo