The evening world. Newspaper, May 9, 1916, Page 18

\ Bome end Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday: : ’'S*MATTER, POP?” “ w w “ a w o About Plays and Players ‘ fila i iH a i ‘ COnTETR TE Prong Peeing Co MWY Meentng wordy | y be stated that Mr. Brooks Joined hands with the Frohmaa Company in this instance merely be- Gaus the Frohman Company cortrols tire play. Joseph Brooks ie en tnde- Producer and saya he wm femain eo. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. B once wrote a play. ‘Twas a won- erful play. At leeat, I was sure it ‘was such. It took me a month to complete it and say—I felt it pos- @eaned just the touch to make it a! winner; to startie the town and bring | me in dollars galore, To visit ar it} Nee TK HEAR Y‘HAVIN' CONoIDERABLE “TROUBLE OF LATE “Hen'! WHY" UNDERSTAND You WADDA Go To CouRT ABOUT, TH’ PROPERTY , YOUR “UNCLE” LeeT ‘You! mer eaid to me. Another producer play and. kept it a) then sent tt to! f the postman one day, ‘Twas! but he'd auch a large store. others informed me the play was, drama that just conldn't . A nice little ir Was sent me alec came in the | mall T took wnat blamed arama and) EOL QO OEY AND AXEL— Axel Was Looking for Satisfaction, but Only His Curiosity Oh, Gost! py CANT PLEASE: aNYeony! ALL DAS FANS BANE Catt ME NAMES EVERY “TIME AY GALL VUN STR OR BALL! Got It! ® Sor VICH VUN OF YOU ’ ! 4 y GUYS BANE CALL ME Y®IG CHEESE. iS PAS 4 CHEESE? You'd MAKE & OU-H-4, AY VAS YusT WONDERING + had proved a muccens. MABEL M’KINLEY RETURNING. SECOND STORY MAN After an absence from the stage of Look LIKE & PREACHER! niece of President McKinley, is to re. enter vaudeville with a new repertoire | ‘~. b of songs. Shoe will first appear at! Keenoy'’s Newark Theatre on May 15, In private life Miss MoKinley is Mra, | ‘Dr. Hormanws Baer of Mount Vernon. ! A SONG TO ORDER. + Again we wish to announce that we alwaye strive to please. We have been asked to write another song to help a love affair along and we're go-; . z Mh, Oe lng to do Peter Hotchkiss of Jer- !/— : € i HH ap sey City frankly states that he's in; : } Pees Mba Jove with a girl named Joseph! ni ~ * W’ nan tivy he @ lyric to eing to her. . ’ It one of those ‘long yeare | ago’ songs,” he requests. “That will show her what might happen if she doesn't marry me. I'll fix up the tune.” All right, Pete! Here's the song OR mihi Ob, Joembiva! 1 wonder where 9®D9OO98HHDDHIETDWOSOOHOOOS. 100 @ . ® ‘yOu re a cke , Wee (SS ie ow pou ont T get fo | AM nickel, Don't know why, but 8 WHEN YOU WERE A BO By Jack us th. soe ¢ maple tree; ton bad fate} get the habit. Poet 4 OHOHDOHOIDDDOHHHOLTIGDHDOOOO D]DHHHOHHDHHDHDDHOOHDOHODHOHOODHODS out live - The auction of Lambs Gambol TY, ORTRE osi2eny Sctmitt, he Uutcher | oats at the Hudson yesterday paths will crom and we will! brought @ total in premiums of $8,170, 11 weer tomer when last we met, you touched |The auction will be continued at the | § the fora ‘tan same theatre Friday afternoon. Chores Thitty feigae Al “atop, O% Jomyhine, my caring’ Ob, Jovwive, a | L90 + Pe ae tye ie he PAGGED BY "(REMEMBER THE TIME [ue NENT Time HAZEN CONKLIN Evidently He Had. 4 j- |MOTHER MADE You (TELL You To | GELievE ME AL. )/(HE LooKS LIKE OBERT was having a very sui 1 constul career at college. He (WEAR SISTERS GARMENT GO To THE HE'S THERE A PARIS FASHION ; Copyright, 1010, Prem Publishing Oo, (N, ¥. Brening Word) &@) IT recolle your @viden hair, the mole upon your | Step!" hi ; had scored the winning touob- | Store - you're |] WITH A PeRrect|| PLATE - BUT aterm | cS "| drone eho Rvetaar te perme ieee Some men who by some standards rise, teal emu one amerar te, [FOR BEINGNAUGHTY PJNet Got J) 36- HA-WAL {| I FEAR THE | [ine "eet ‘ Fe aid then’ Swett Jomeehine, he seme oF) Of the regular “Hin, Hin, Hooray!? By other standards fall; the All-American team. But Robert's * ) | evpte was] \LOvE To Hav! eck’ ad heal my twokon bert and doa} itle to uve a vacation each weel', ho ha father was not satisfied. ! HIS GANG GET forget the tat, tonnes Farrineton has been added I know some gra " men who ve “I'm afraid, my son,” said he, “that CENSORED CRACKED. o ; cossip. jin which ‘Simms Powerm will shortty No “mental grasp’ at all. 708 Ory Bet maleing sued use of year f A LOOK AT HIM Harry Sweatma will han I the be Lary The typewritten announce- oe oe e. a | factory reports about ‘your work.” | NOW. THERE'D wardrobe for th riars’ “Frolte. ment of thie tase fast also, shat Paul AMOS CRABB SAY8: “Many of the weeds of human soctety are dis-| “Gee whiz!" exclaimed Robert. “You BEA MASSACRE aS s he play. Go ‘ork, ” v f th i yt amma Mabel x, dancer, has! Paul, old handsome! Quised by their flowery talk. ghd anuealle cane Dave peak See Ee one Public . een engaged for terpsichorean stunts | a = ° Ledger, H < ” + an the Bew "Follien YES, HOW 8 HE, OEN,? MPLY SILLY STUFF. dale a | { é Yvette Guilbert has arranged to sail) Well, Genevieve Wood, you cer-| Beware the deadly 1, O. which don’t begin until! you're “through;” No Acorn. for France May 11. Sho may return |{ainly looked fine in that pink silk | Ht feeds on stakes and poker chipe and gobbles rolls done brown on “tips.” | HEN J A. Garfield ' a next fall. ¢ creation at the dance Saturday night Le ‘ =N James A, Garfield was je sign in W bawken a that diamond neckiace! By the Escape the subtle C. O. D., which never lets a thing go irae anerrt| President of Oberlin College a ne Walls sa Gigastinnevlnve?”-| Run for your life before you're caught—it may be something wifie bought! TRA GREOEAT dae antranee at ve n jokes: b to dazzle you and me; @ student his son, for whom he wished in her a | 1 — a price look good to you—until you pay the freight that’s due! |@ shorter course than the regular one. Lady's Name,” will ap) FOOLISHMENT, ee “Phe boy can never take all that i Nixon Theatre, Atlantic « ‘Oh, don," ead Seo of by the innocent P. 8, which seems a trifle, more or less; in,” said the father. “He want and Saturday. {No longer oan son" be my In wifie's letters, at the end, it may refer to Send.” }get through quicker, Can you In the envelope containing the Shu- Ss, Vaior! “And do slow, . oe 8 | range it for him?” { n s ‘will twat your coco, Moe.’ ry . “ | mutter, sent Us for to-day, jl By spouting ati the time some men vainly hope they'll da mistaken for| | "Oh, ver.” sald Mr. Garfield, | “He! d’ iP) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | “/ountains of wisdom.” | pends on what you want to make of | | Bumstead’s Worm Syrup ‘Do you think you'll have much | ae ee, Re ae) jhim. When God wants to make an| M1 gure Remedy for! t Popping the question?” WHOM DO YOU HATE, onk He takes a hundred years, but ‘One bottle kc ue | 1 think I'l!) have more trouble (Hawes ty W. W, B, damelee, 1. 1) Hg takes only two months to make | questioning the Pop." ! hate the blurb who takes me home to dinner at his house ja squash.”—Christian Regtster, % On cook's day off, whereat | draw the venom of his spouse, Site a | (ate by M9 Jersey ity.) In a Bad Fix. | hate the zowk on whose bald pate no hair has ever grown, | NE dark night three friends were Who tries to sell me tonics sure to grow it on my own! O ng a deep, dry ravine, the; 4 (Hated by Brookiya.) i | banks of which were very pre-, — * | hate the yub who taps m five spot “till to-morrow’ cipitous, As the party lad been tm- cline, When, thinking him safe at the|and the other two, supposing him | condition, the fallen one exclaimed: i And then avoids me for a year to my financial sorrow. bibing @ Httle too freely, oue of the top, his friends turned him loose, he | severely injured, rushed down to him. “For God's sake, strike a eh! | ef be #8 three had to be assisted up the in-/ fell to the bottom. He lay very still, | As they leaned over to discover his|think I am unconsolous.”—Hverys \ Humorists who seem to think it comedy when hubby comes home from — eniisteattidieen pau ane aware | body's, the banquet and finds two keyholes in the door have thus far overlooked the | S©POODOOOOHDODOWHSOIGQDOGHHOWOES DOOHOHHBHHO._ 9DGHHDHHDHHHHHHHHHHDHODHHOSOHNOHNOHNHNO®OD9. heeltreading tragedy when he sees two wifles waiting for him with ids! | @ WHAT TOMMY SAW IN THE WOODS By Ferd G. Long 3 Over Particular. os @ 8 8 © $ 3 DEFODO®O? GHVGOOOOGHOGHSSGOGHHOHDHDGHNHGHH}THHGHHOGHHWOHHOQHOOOOEOO: NEGRO porter, nearly eighty ; ADDLED ADAGES. - = . years old, wae arrested on some “Noodle soup should be seen and not heard.” Copyrigut, 1916, Press Pubtithing Co. (NY Evening World) ‘ trivial charge, for which he was | oo later discharged. It proved, during GooD IREAS GONE WRONG, | hb 4 the trial, that he had never seen the AW aw ocr was ae inside of @ court bi the ‘The advent of the warm days brings Joy to all but the husbands whono | % i ied wives make them keep thelr coats on while entertaining company, Retcha Aa he stood up the male half of the “company” feels the same about it, too. the clerk sang o 8 © © © “Do you eclemnly swear SCRAMBLED EGQ PUZZLES—NO, 28, teatinony you saad give sha - Before the letters In thie egg | and nothi ‘ M were sorambled they spelled the at started back, if | E 4 name of something which appar- {he neato stazted bask, gasp- A . ‘ | (i ently causes the most pride in | faecy nee Be THTBRS AUlGMay ta) the * spring style.in two heights} (Ty SQ) ter oie, "Atte r . . His Honor > official capacity, “Ise ASHBY-o%in. LEXICON-dhin 6) Pa ee eon total det rata mat beaieetaned CLUETT, PEABODY & CO. INC. MAKERS U A (nally did, The serembied pttore | ter F* doo 8 step or two ofa’ ae | 4 n ur ‘8 099 spelled . ri roa it y man leon REATION,' | Connect the dots with @ penoil line, following them in numerical order until the picture ls completed, was, wun! “Case and Gensnant, | an ul