The evening world. Newspaper, May 3, 1916, Page 18

TATION TLIO 0) RR RRR A 8 Re Oma EO and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday; May 3, 1916 | I'M GLAD YA Toor THA WHY So CONVERSATION LESS sane TO INVESTIGATE U “RECAUSE tL) ay I Wu WorRRIED the motion picture | is figuring on doing some pro- | Mr, Fields is already re- ein “Step This way,” which, way, is “The Girl Behind the iter” brought up to date, and joesn’t fancy the {dea of sitting and twiddiing his thumbs. So has begun to bestir himself, At) ice in Weber's re he has ple of musical pieces which he ta | ‘ ing closely. It is not his inten- y to act in cither. Ile merely wants y mind and his t be surprised ( ‘Weber comes out soon with an jement concerning the produc- of one or more musical plays. ry INNIE WARD BROADWAVING. nie Ward, after spending sev- Months at the Lasky Studios in interest along Broa MI we is here merely on a visit. | @igned another contract with YES =THIS 19 A_ NEW : KINDA “ DESSERT” I've. we : a By Bud Counihan WHY X GOT tT OUTTA a a — (2 BEGIN “TO “THINK ral N A FEW @@ THAT New BS ‘Cook Book" } re See ooR NUT PODDIN \ aul 7 NZ2oe— \'GAVE ME FoR XMAS Pp ) THERE ARE cg cate ns . @) * 2? DAWcone# AN’ I FoLLOWED DIRECTIONS 2) » ("MISPRINTS IN THAT, Kircnoerter WHERE'D — SEVER |] Wey THERE “Cook Book last night, Mr. Tambo. <2 > q BEEN pilaf : jbo—Did you notice the dfunk in font of me? . “Yes.” s made me feel like aybaseball » “Way?” “I was behind the bat.” * itor—That's terrible. Ladies gentlemen, Archibald Highnote, Peerless tenor, will sing his lat orga ‘Well, Are You, ARYAN ANVIL p Bide was e married man, Wet 1 doa't care ‘Of children who hed mover hed the x zounertare weed to try to wt Joe ot "the measles and thelr ailmeate of a oa ata en eee FLOOEY AND AXEL—Not a Friend in the Whole Wide World, Now! By Vic , A apg —— ids’ Giseases; 00, Jen Bingte, GEE FLOCEY, AY BANE SICK OF DAS UMPIRE YOB! EVERYBoDY BANE. SORE AT ME — art DAS PLAYERS AN ALL DAS FANS “Too! ‘You BANE THE. ONLY*'FRIEND AY GoT Now! WY YOU GREAT BIG FATHEAD! —~ wotta Y'act EYES FoR ?? ET TU >) | LLAN AND THE DOGS. Bowes, sometimes referred to CANT CHA SEE - -- BRUTU S We's SAFE AS HETTY GREEN'S e dogs in a kennel a few days taking them home, and Allan was told to find a boarding- for them. Allan reported two later. . t board for them,” he said. hat's the expense?” asked Georpe : : | MSCohan. WeThree dollars a day for each dog.” “Where did you take them—to the fo, sir,” said Allan. “They don’t j@ dogs as boarders at that hotel.” 7 it night the dogs had a eulte of reoma in a bird store at twenty-five cente per pup. MORE MASON RHYMES. John Mason Is at it again. Since A} recent illness he has had the idea tt, and every time he has A/it will be her last “farewell” this Cleo Mayfield and nose ring were, ho writes a rhyme. His very | season, noviecg Mayfield nd nose rink Were | PISHVHOHOSOBHOOOOOSGIOGIOOOSSS 1 am going to tell you about it all over again, Kiddie Klub because every kiddie wy ON IT. DOOD OOO it goes like this: H. H. Frazee's new farce, “A Pair|she ever goes home to Kansas with | © py Planted « little of Queens,” geems to have hit Chi-|that thing in her nose she'll cause 2/2 THE EV RLD’ SRP ARE [chao hunt right it in “Brother Mia- |{ot of nervous pronation THE EVENING WORLD'S © © CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHOR j fo ere the Hazel Dawn. sons” rewritten, —- GDDHODGGHGHDHAGHOOD|_OOOSOIDSOOGSDS) | dwn, en? Well, there's more to}. Loney Haskell has returned from a] TOWNE FOUND THESE NAMES. | SS ss uscd el ain sulurscugade eae stowae ry . Just to 6 Herbert Kelcey, vaudeville tour of six weeks in the| Fenimore Cooper Towne makes &) fishes and thought how nice they is A Britisher, Mr. Mason recenc. | South. He did not run across a sin-| practice of gathering unusual names. | SLEEPYLAND STORIES, | | “9'!4 be for his dinner. In a little out the following? gle travelling theatrical company |Hq recently discovered a wood chop: incie Bill. jyhile he got tired of catching fish. Sar 4 Briten on the Beottish moore WET’ Jelsen ‘nesta new mook batiaa|Ptr 18 Clinton County named ood u Fie Tat Goma. ie pale, aud uecneg te me lay GU Mate, (oause) called “I Sent My Wife to the Thou- alan “Aggney, Be Tah not "Yes: | igi ‘ sa was a good little hoy part of the ' Bogliah ‘rose, gand Isles,” which ho will wing at the taming he Tan across the fact that| CMR, 1210 The Pes Mbising Co. ttime and @ naughty little boy part of Mason is thinking of having|Winter Garden, Harry Von Tilzer| Neal & Pray sell books (presumably | idl. the time. He grabbed the beautiful fg dle HE pelb redid Rae te a sctated by Tom Rich. |Puyer, books) In a emall New Eng-| (NW day Tim walked down the blue hat off the King’s head and threw dan j 5 ater. ards and company, ts to present in|!*n¢ “lty- road and came to the lane and) “ang when the King looked angry, | vaudevilio “an episode of the great MUD AND MERRIMENT walked down the lane and went |the way daddy does when Tim steps, war" written by Everett Ruskay, It into the woods, When he came to the /on his foot, Tim only laughed, like a is entitled “Marooned.” Miss Queenie Burst has written @/ 101), naughty little boy. And the Kin, ‘1 Helen Meinken has been engaged | movie scenario entitled “A Side-Split. erry bushes he turned to the | MAvEnty Q iS | ‘tak ie” sone nh engage AREY picked Tim up by the back of his ‘ Bri teh eal as leading woman with the Wilmer |ting Incident on the Main Street.” |right and went down the path beside | heck and the back of hii | ggenany, Brice, eccentric comedienne, | Vincent stock company at, Utica, |She has based it on Dr. Cramer slip-|the brook. After a while he came toland threw him tnto the breok | ‘ Geer Ol) She will first be seen in “Under |ping into a mud puddle. Tt 1s full of : H | el 4 Ping inte Lure Deh! (Tex. Baxoo. {the ttle ravine, and there he found] | When Tim climbed out of the brook Bernard was n peeping over| Mary Forrest ie rehearsing a one- "| the King of the Woods sitting on the ihe ibe ot the W ‘oods said to him: } aca, collar ‘orty-second |act ‘play from her own pen entitied | bridge, with a long pole and a line and | ts’ vour Munner nod Zaft eee clores Cogblan 1 to ‘have a new Srult ahaha acts Saat Includes | a funny, ttle @ hook, catching fishes much faster| got wi So Tim ran all the way by Frank: Ferguson ‘culled |fyathy autor an Oe aE than little Tommy Tiddlemouse ever | home to keep trom catching cold, and t. Fishing.’ ; Berka Wucanion: recently of 411 Keeps running from the peo, caught fishes, told his Munner. And his Munner E. White of’ the Orpheum of- Pays to Advertise,” has been en- — ‘The Kin ¢ the Wood a took off all of Tim's clothes and put is going to Colorado to spend| gaged to create a role in Charles] FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, 6 of the Woods said “How-/on his nighty and put him to bed, ‘summer. He has been ill, Fee eee ete Hat pee] “can 1 take @ surface car to the| td sir?” and Tim said “How-de- | He had to stay In bed all day, i Paviowa is to “farewell” at} which will be trie out in stock in| Battery without change? do, sir?” and they shook hands, and - pe ) the Hippodrome next Sunday night.! New Haven next week. you'll need carfare.” Tim remembered what the King did VERY IMPORTANT. oanee —— to him when he howled “Mee-ce-| Do not send your coupons for th DOE DOTOOHS eyah! Mee-ee-ce-yah!" and made up| klub pin until you have all six avail — = A By Jack Callahan 8 | tis mina to bo « good littlo boy. so] then send all six together, | ee es F SS PDOEDOOGIOOOOOO® DOOODODODHHOODHHTGHS® | the King of the Woods askec patie SENSE > , ” ' - mane ® ipaneasenei ® A Has as ” weed spay Ra Hele =| The King picked Tim up by the back of his rompers and threw -him into the brook, LEND IT To ME KID, SEMEL SUA Fre Pemaeine co wT Seema weer Yin guid 10 the King: “Oh, yes,'| PIN COUPON | —— Se stone si ‘ AN' NLL PAY You HAROLD DEAR, please, 1 would ike to catch some Kiddie Klub, Evening World, No, 68) will send your pin and certificate. BACK FIFTY CENTS YOU KNOW WHO You BETTA LET ME fish.” EVENING WORLD Park Row, New York City." Then I COUSIN ELEANOT: oo ————— AWEEK - THEN IT A The King clapped pis hand, “KIDDIE KLUB” ay d 7 , and a little ° NG WILL LAST LONGER) | DOES vouR, TANE CARE OF IT. See BAe MERE UIA ‘7 HOME WORK (‘LL OEPOSIT IT EE EO a i IN rying a beautiful ttle px the j May sbavacine ot yon | THE BANK AND Highs ine, for Pim, And hed all page be, al uon notice nls ow |B | | YANICE NEW Suit Zire, YoU CAN COLLECT So ‘Tim gat down beside the King|[ 0 Rea er ator | FOR SUNDAY. Cx a io THE INTEREST of the Woods and caught a lot of day's Evening World. oge 0. | ‘s Na || THE KIDDIE KLUB'S PICTURE CONTEST || 167-169 East 125th Street | Pin. in New York will want) FL EONT | ,OPEN ONLY TO MEMBERS OF THE “KIDDIE KLUB.” about 1 weep eee tans nee Near 3rd Ave. NICKLE, TLL EVENING WORLD wants to encourage then So Cirrernerat TE | for Firmc Sou got'n pretty Kiub pin, | a | Announce to their many cus- | TELL SOMETHIN’ Kiddie Kiub will be giv how what fine young artiste | made of elvery metal, ike the ons | tomers that THIS store is not | ch will be given to the five | Sur nee ‘ana"araled’ ih ‘a ead closing up, but will continue in real grownup. artist h stn gue geimaner, whe | tay compote avery month for money Business a6 heretofore selling ngs and | | Drizea in contests which most. every en’s Clothing of the better class, jeir six coupons and Tatura cantent ub | Kiddio will want to enter. principally Kuppenheimer’s Well ile you are Hy ving up your coupons you may be drawing your pictures, When the | ,c9,T0W L want to tell you how to Known High Grade pictur tart coming in cert cted ones will be printed, with the You'll find a Kiddte Klub Pin ‘Coupon young artist's name and addr Suits and Overcoats Y printed in tho club corner to-day, THING FoR HIM To 4 “ | A new contest will be run each month, Kiddie Klub members may with a number 2 on it, Cut it ‘out DO-THAT'S KISS , enter every contest until they have won an award, but only one award | ‘nd every other day when the klub at $18, $20, $22.50, $25, up to $35 will be made to each member, is in the paper, clip the coupons, Also Cloth the best pictures of a make-believe Kiddies’ Klubhouse. Draw your || Siile nunthers ure tn rotation “ike mn © ee Good Makers pictures the same shape as this box, but a little larger. Send them, a eon ie et 8 ann » $12.50 and $15 with your name and address, to the Kiddie Klub Contest, Evening || them and send them in with a note | } | The contest this month will be to see which five kiddies can draw || \uich Will have a new number each | | World, No. 63 Park Row, New York. [Dearing your namo, age and addrene | i | z —————— n the ame of your paren or orreerorirerya yc cong atten, Aare “them 49" rns se Vamtot