The evening world. Newspaper, May 2, 1916, Page 16

) } | nd diss ESTABLISHMD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Publish 'y Except Sunday by the Presa Publishing Company, Nos, 53 to | 3 Park Row. New York. a President, 63 Park Row. be ANaue ry ry eam o JOSEPH PULITZER, Ire Secretary, a Park Rom, Entered at the Po: Now York an Second-Clase Matter. Gubscription Rates to The Hvening| For Baslana and. the Couusent an@ ‘World for the U All Countries A) the Int Union, One Teat..oos.+e One Maoth..ceresssreoe eee ste seecesmccmmenecensasconcossoeNO, 19,978 THE DUBLIN REBELLION. W BELIEVE all but « few Irishmen in thie country will 6 One Mo bart *| VOLUME 56.. joice at the assurance of that great John Redmond, that the Dublin rebellion has “definitely, finally failed.” Dublin rebellion it may properly be called. For the rebels mainly the sort of men agitetors and plotters can elways gather to- gether in a city. Sinn Fein conspirators end German agents found iiétle difficulty in rekindling old hatreds and lawless passions among the Dublin rabble. Disturbances in other parte of Ireland amounted to little or nothing. The great body of the Irish public utterly repu- diated the rioters, and Irish soldiers were even more bitter than English in denouncing the teattors. AN the revolt achieved was the defneement of portions of a fine) A city, including the famous Sackville Stroet, and the shedding of! hood to no purpose eave that of miserable sedition and enarchy. ‘True Irishmen are now rallying more etrongly than ever to the Red- mond standard of Nationalism. The Irish themselves will henceforth ecenstitute the most vigilant guard over such of their countrymen as “Come In! The Water’s Fine!” eve suspected of the Teutonic taint. The whole affair hae shocked Ireland into a new consafousnese of fteelf. The result should be a resolve, bigger and steadier than before, that the best of the race shall stand to the end behind ite sone-who ave fighting and dying for the Empire, Judging by what happened when the unannounced cannon- ad’ng began in front of the City Hall yesterday noon, the nerves of dowatown New York are in no high state of pre- paredness, ——————_-+- —___——— WHY NOT START RIGHT? 8 THE PLAN to cover the New York Central tracks slong River- | side Park to be le& entirely in the hands of engineers and contractors? Here is one of the most important improvements the city hes ever contemplated. A water front which any European capital would be proud to possess, and which it would have long since converted into a valuable asset of beauty and convenience, is at last to be redeemed by New York. It would seem that the foremost park experts and landscape architects of the country should be called in to co-operate with mu-' nicipal and railroad company engineers in order that the final result may be in every way a lasting credit to the city. Yet sightliness appears to be so far only a secondary considera- tion. “Make a tunnel and fix it up somehow later,” is, eo far as can be made out, the official policy. If the job is done on this principle, in twenty years or so the city will find itself shamed into correcting at great expense a blunder that should never have been committed. i The time to lay out the Riverside Park improvement as i should be laid out is now. And the element of beauty is as important ae the element of construction. The park authorities should be invited to being their best thought to bear on the plans. Surely we need not go on forever making dismal mistakes of the eert recently brought home to us in Morningside Park. eben “Taxing wealth” eeeme to be pretty well attended to in the case of the Astor infant. He is allowed $20,000 a year from the estata Of the expenditure on his behalf $14,573.94 went ir taxes on the funds upon which he is dependent. It will be noted with pleasure that the lawyers took but $1,266.75, the bonding company $225 and the doctors but $299. Nursery re- cotved $720 The rest provided food, clothes and shelter for baby. —_-+——__—_—~ AN OLD TRAIL. S ENATOR THOMPSON may have good and sufficient reasons for directing the attention of his investigating committee to the! subway cave-ins of last September. it had already been pretty well established, however, that timber bracing in subway excavations juet before the collapses in Seventh Avenue and Broadway had been allowed by the contractors to become oriminelly inadequate. Also that Public Service Commission engi- neers had failed to note defects in storing which a mining engineer spotted at first glance. How far is this trail to be followed before the committee returns to the investigation of the subway contracts with the Interborough, The “Commitments and Steady, consistent search where it had made only a promising start? Obligations” chapter had hardly begun. “Isn't that what we used to oall along this line is still the best public service the Thompson committee! ‘amearkase asked Mr. Jarr. . rove is w ae: “L suppose so," said Mrs, Jar. n render and the surest way to prove that it is worth its keep. ? ba leah Ne wis “And I thought I'd get some radishes, seat ri ~ Wj too—nice, fresh, crisp ones. We eat H 1ts Fr om Sh a rp its 30 much meat all winter that we cer- A new hat makes a f vs the day's grind in time to seo the ban/ ta!nly do relish fresh vegetables. This that he looks game, Inspiration and Work become! time of year people shouldn't eat any doesn't admire twin brothers.-Toledo Blade, | meat at all, Besides the radishes 1 £ 5-8 a LA if : ee ‘ made up my mind to have some nice casionally a man is so lucky, ace r hat the minute a Sanat what he Wants Without even wanting | many Kood-looking girls on the streets ‘Of all the fruits give me spring it.—-Memphis Commercial Appeal aa over before, | ontons!” exclaimed Mr. Jarr. a “With a dinner like that--a Mgbt Becond thoughts are best because] You can generally tell whether the} and tasty dinner—a nice young bese they are not uttered.-Deseret News| man with the fishing pole over his ae a ek i shoulder has already been or is just, ¥968 Well,” continued Mra. Jarr, “T Tt is w whole lot easier to borrow | oink by the way he walks.—Macon| noticed there is young lettuce in the om, a new friend than to pay heck News. err | stores. A salad with French dress- what you owe an old one, Philadel- fam anti hia legraph It is not always wise to judge th res . “ewe head by the glory of the hat-—Thilas) “Did you think of any dessert? When the desire is to get through | delphia Telegraph asked Mr. Jarr, who was so hungry ee “ at the mention of these spring deli- Letters From the People cactes that his appetite appeared boundless to bim German-American Patriots, — | sacred duties to this Government,| ‘Yes, strawberries,” said Mr. Jarr Be the Yaitor of The Brenig World j Which protects them, | Honor compels) “Earlier in the year strawberries are Your rec cartoon, “We Have] them to be true citizens (or honorable t ariee ag rer 1 true explana. | £uest® if not naturalized citizens), | vent *0 Whe marke: green and sour, i A lose Germans who, through fanatic) PUt ROW they are just ripe. They've ton, of the deus many thou. | a di land of birth or! had sun enough to make them red gands so jerman-Americans | descent, have committed deception o: cio) for all it stands and honor the/ished, What a pity that the former! um! Yum!" said Mr. Jarre, “Just rican Government for all it has} respect or love felt for them by Amer- | '®® Way you talk about them makes e or said in this Hehengzollern war! icans has been so seriously | rt! mo long to get at them!” bee § They, undesaend thus| - GEBMANcCANEN Jai, \ t —— By Roy L. | $6 @ PRING ts all right for the flow- ore and the drug stores and you men, but what I have been through with this day—well, it's no wonder my back aches!” said Mra. Jerr, as ahe took off a pair of rubber gloves when Mr. Jarr came home. “Take it eaey, old lady! Take it easy!” remarked Mr. Jarr, elevating | his fest upon the windowsill. ‘Now, you take your feet right out of that window!” said Mrs. Jerr, “I'm aure they are not exactly the kind of ommament I want in my window. I don’t see why you never get over your rough ways. The people across the way evidently think you are a team- ster! Tho idea of sitting there in your shirt sleeves, with your feet on fhe windowsill! Besides, you may knock over that pot of xeraniums and | brain somebody on the sidewalk!" “If I could only brain one of those strawberry peddiers or that raucus fiend who {# bawling ‘{ cash clo!’ I'd} give the flower pot a shove all right remarked Mr, Jarr. “Well,” said Mrs, Jarr, “the pleas: ant day reminded me, while 1 was killing myself dusting and cleaning | and taking up rugs, to send out and get some cottage cheese. It's a lot of | trouble cutting up chives for it and thinning it with cream and season- | ing it with salt and pepper, but when cottage cheese is fixed right, it cer- tainly tastes good.” | The Jarr Fam Oovreight, 1016, by The Prese Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World) ily McCardell —— domestic, came to the door and an- nounced supper was ready. Mr. Jarr was there ahead of ail the family. “We've only liver and baoon for supper,” said Mrs. Jarr. “I've been ‘80 busy all day, and so has Gertrude, that I didn't get out to buy what [ wanted.” “What—what-—what were you talk- ing about cottage cheese with cream and chives and fresh radishes and young onions and lettuce salad and strawberries’ estammered the an- guished Mr. Jarr. “I sald [ was thinking about how nice they'd be, but I was too busy apring cleaning to go out for them.” Jarr greaned softly to himself and sighed a deep sigh and then band- ed up his plate. Buch is life—it all ar, ning World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, May 2, acheive, By J. H. Cassel Everyda — By Sophie Copyright, 1016, by The Pres Pufeiisht The Clinging Vine. INCE upon a time there was @ young couple who lived in a small town. The girl had been good looking and had had many admirers, and when John had finally won her every- body said he was a very lucky fellow. He thought so too. Ethel had been accustomed to ad- miration so long that she expected homage from the man she seleoted— and got it. He danced attendance on her every minute, She played the clinging vine, unt!l the sturdy oak husband almost bent over. Every whim was gratified, Often her de- mands were real sacrifices to him, but he met them bravely, If she had wanted the moon and hi depends on the liver! could have reached {t, he would have - a Speech ta of time; silence ts of eternity.—CARLYLB. Making a Hit By Alma Wood Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), On Sunday Night. Beene: ‘The dining room of any modest New York aparunent (The binithe have just finishet thetr sccm tomed” Sunday night Yandacape ganlening suprer— cold roast ry 1 § Darley; cold Sith paraley; potato aniad, with parsley; cream cheese, with parsey, &e." ? Tie Jonem, their guests, rise to adjourn to the living roum } Mrs, 8. (culling a lonesome olive)— Go rignt in and make yourselves com- fortable and I'll be with you in a min- ute. You know 1 never wash the dishes on Sunday night. 1 Just scrape them and stack them up #0 they look neat for Delia on Monday morning. [ do believe in being considerate, Mr, 8. (genially)—I tell you what, Lucy, you two women go and gossip and Bill and I will clear the things away. You t to all the trouble of getting the fe it's no more than right that we should do our share, eh, Bil? r. J. (intrepidly)—I'm What's the plan of attack? Mrs, 8.—Oh, you won't know where to put the things or anything. Mr. 8. (indignantly)—-Who won't? I've rifled that icebox often enough to know every shelf in it, And I guess Tcan stack dishes—they're only mag- nified chips, anyway. Women have a cinch! Mrs. 8. (resigned).—All right. Go ahead, only don’t break anything, be- cause that china Isn't “open stock”-— W's just a ry. 8. (assuming the responsibil! u the system, Bill, All you've got to do is carry the dishes out to me and put away the clean silver and crumb the table and fold up the cloth and then put the embroidered centrepiece and the fernery back on it—see? Mr. J. (stagwered)--And your duties game. 8. (eohnly)--On sand put the th in tho icebox 4 . J. Qnterrupting fe When is a scrap not a scrap? jously)— Horo Gertsude, she dkhtauaning of campaign manager)—This is) noes penetrate to the living two woinen are deep in @ fasidon jebate,) ake leave the pattern on those Soap and water will do more I] that scraping. Mr. 8. (in muffled tones)—When I do anything at all, I do !t thoroughly, Say, Lucy, what do I do with this 1 cheese? Mrs. 8. (p ‘ap It up in the tissue paper and then the tinfoil that 1 left on the tubs, and put it on a Plate in the lower part of the icebox, Mr. 8. (rebelling)—What! Al that palaver over a piece of cheese you can hardly see? L suppose you want to save this poor diseased olive that's left in the dish, tos Mrs. 8, (riled)—1 , Fre washae morrow is wash ything counts for lunch umen go out to res- a@ regular meal on any other day; but scraps. (unsytmpathetically)—Yeh, go out and blow @ couple of dollars for tea at 4.30. You can't get me to Shed any tears over your wash- day lunch, «ny love, Women have a (miserably, to Mrs. B)— at you get for trying to be saving and keeping down household expenses! Mr. S. (howling from Idtohen)— What do I do with the bread that's cu Mra, 8. (sweetly) —You'll meet tt ¢o- morrow night at dinner, darling, dis- guised with raisins, in pudding, Mr. 8 (with a vain hope)—I sup- pose you just leave the teapot stand- ing on the stove, don't you? Mrs. S. (firmly)—You do not. You ‘have to wash it out, or it'll make the tea taste to-morrow, Mr. S, (in distress, after a moment) im afraid you'll have to come here, dear, I washed the teapot out and now the water won't run down the sink! on Monday S. (calling in)—Fred, for good- | ~ — | y Fables Irene Loeb — htm for it. She appreciated it enough to tell him #o, and to thank bim in many little love ways. Yet, after a while, she grew so accustomed to It datly DUTIES to her. If by some mishap he did not come home at the moment she expected she was petu- lant and began to nag. John himself did not realize how his hummoring of her had grown into such @ habit; but, being a good fel- low, and beleving that it was e man's place to create happiness for his mate, he kept on, yet very often winced under her unjust demands when she proved _over-exacting. Everybody looked on Ethel as a vei happy woman, which she was, though she had never had any oon- trast to prove it. After a while John became a “regu- lar thing” to her and she accepted all his attention as her natural right. At the same time, the early interest to please him seemed to be slipping away from her, because there was no real incentive for it. She knew he would be her slave, no matter what she did. Now, it came to pass that John’s business took him to the big city and they went there to live. Pretty soon they became acquainted with people who were interested with John in business and soon they had a nice |cirele of friends. | Ethel, a country belle, did not shine #0 much In the city, since there re 60 many attractive women. But she ruled her husband in the same old way, believing that she could hold him always by her domineering John was good looking, and steriing qualities were very w recognized, In the little soctal set there wasawoman. She admired him very much; also she saw the wife's attitude toward him. She felt sorry for him, Often she engaged him in conversation and found him very in- teresting indeed. She seemed so aym~ pathetic and ready to Msten that John was glad to be with her. him pretty compliments, and he Fe- sponded. She found matters concerning his business to talk about and always he went home from little gatherings where he was, mentally reflecting “what_a compantonable woman that is." On two or three occasions, in- nocently enough, he remarked about it to Ethel. One day the woman had some business downtown and John met her accidentally, They had lunch She was furious at John's “taking such a liberty,” but her pride was wounded, She said nothing, though she resolved to watch. The next time they were all together she saw the admiring glances of the woman for her husband. Also she realized how John enjoyed them and how pleased he seemed to be in her com; ‘Then she saw herself as in a looking glass, She realized that she had taken her husband TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED; that he was only human; | that he ‘ould not always go on play- jing the faithful dog, and that no man lis entirely won by the marriage cere- |mony, She chonved her tactles and won him back; but always she had to do her part in the winning process. | MORAL; Even in a marriage monopoly the saves of appreciation ~ ate jvm be FH + made the attempt. At first she loved | about the history of this country and that she EXPECTED it all as his) has been named three She paid | less nighte of summer this new air together. A gossiping neighbor saw them and proceeded to tell Ethel | about it. 1916 Sayings of Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland ° Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), I { bitter, my Daughter, 1s the life of MAN! Verily, verily, all his days are filled with woe, and there @ | no content IN him! | Behold, half his life ts spent in pining for the things which he Gath not—and the other half in repining because he hath HAD them. He sigheth all day for the feast of lobster and terrapin. | And groaneth all night because he hath partaken thereof. While he 1s @ bachelor he taketh no delight in a flirtation, for ear that it will lead to matrimony. i And whan he {s married, he taketh no delight in a flirtatiop, for feer that it may lead to alimony. He findeth life without a wife all emptiness and folly and desele ;tlon—and life with a wife, all toil and travail and vexation. | He yearneth for a woman's devotion, as a small boy yearneth for @ gun. Yet, at the first sign thereof he fleeth in fear and desperation. He tortureth himself through the first half of a love-affair, because he Jacketh the courage to kiss a damsel. And tortureth himself through the other half, because he lacketh the nerve to STOP kissing her. | He spendeth the days of his youth dn longing for a beard, and in |seeking for the firet signs thereof. ‘ And all the reat of his life, in struggling with a brush and rasor, |to remove the signe thereof. | Twelve times a year he goeth forth and payeth tribute to the | barber to out all the hair from off his head. Yet, when his hair departeth and troubleth him no more, he is fall of sorrow, and wasteth bis gold and silver upon tonics to make it grow jain. He sigheth in his callow days for a top-hat and dress clothes. And when he hath attained them he groaneth and rebelleth, because he has to put them ON. He laboreth with all his might that he may acquire a little home, ‘ And thereafter he struggleth with all his might to find excuses to get away from it. He yearneth with all his heart after a damsel, to marry her. And forever after, he repenteth with all his heart, because he hath married her. \ | Wherein to dwell forever with the woman of his heart. | { ! He fleeth from the woman whom he loveth, lest his heart become entangled. | And pursueth the woman whom he doth not love—and 1s captured! Yea, his whole life-long, he fs as one that dodgeth a trolley car, only |to find htmeelf beneath the wheels of a taxicab. | ‘Verity, verily, how bitter is the life of Mant For whatsoever he hath NOT, he yearneth after; but whatsoever he getteth, he doth not want. And there is no content in him. For, alas, he was MADE that way! Selah. ———_—_—_fo— T trust more to the Sohootlmaster than I do to the Soldier for upholding and extending the liberties of Ma country.—_BROUGHAM, Where Our Cities Got Their Names By Eleanor Clapp Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Oo. (The New York Brening World), No, 1—New York City. ro the employ of the French. In 394 | ie know the meaning of the names 16 sailed up the American coast om voyage of discovery and came tito New York Harbor, where he traded with the Indians a little and then went away. Eighty-five years passed after this flying visit before another ship came {nto the harbor. But in 1609 a ttle Dutch ‘vessel called. the “Halt Moon sailed through the Narrows. ‘This was commanded by Henry Hud- son, an English sailor in the employ of the Dutch East India Company, by three different moes. The original} A few years later Holland laid claim inhabitants, the Indians, called {t|to all the land along the “great river" ney amali | 8d called the whole territory “New 2 jan en Pete: i pie As at Nga n r Minutt, Di. rector General of the East India Com- Amsterdam,” after the largest city in| pany, bought Manhattan Island from of our cities, what they were named after and who gave them | these names, is to understand a great deal that is important and interesting its early settlers. The place where New York City, or rather its chief borough, now stands arate tim! Holland. The word “Amsterda! the Indians for sixty guilders ($8). signifies the dam or dike of the Amsel) This was undoubtedly the best bar- ‘River. gain ever offered in New York real ‘Then came the English, who named 4t ‘New York,” in honor of the Duke of York, who took his title from the famous old city of York, where Con- stantipe was elected Emperor when Rome was mistress of the world, The Romans called this great military camp “Eboracum,” but to the Britons it was “Eurewic,” which meant a city on a river. The Danes, who after- ward over-ran that part of England, modified that name to Yerick. And from thence York 1# but a step. The firat foreign visitor to New York wae Verrazano, an Italian sailor estate. A small block ho Fort Amoterdam, waa built and the place was named “New Amsterdam.” The English took the place from the Dutch in 1664 and called tt “New York.” And New York it has ever since remained except for a single year. In 1673 a Dutch squadron eur prised the city, captured it and re stored Dutch authority and the name “New Amsterdam.” But in Ju! 1674, a treaty of peace once again re. stored New York to the English, A 4 held the place until the close of the Revolutionary War, Here Is a New Air Cooler For Hot Summer Nights. N alr cooling apparatus which ts intended to be used A in place of an electric fan tn a sick room or bed- chamber has been constructed by a German inventor. The advantage which is claimed for the device fy. ie that tt creates neither a draft nor noise while it ts in use, It consists of a hollow walled cylinder, packed with fee, at the bottom of which is a funnel that gtv the descending cool air a tendency : to spread out as tt strikes the bed ee over which the apparatus is swung, saye Popular Mechanics, through whose courtesy the accompanying i1- luetration 4s reproduced. In hot city flats during the breath- couler, if all It 1s claimed to be, should prove'a veritable godsend for would-bo sleepers, Facts Not Worth Knowing. By Arthur Baer, Covrright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Bening World), Urn a can of condensed milk is peeled firet it ia of ada Wutely no value to the average infant, | It ts esmated that there are 28,862 canary dirds 201d annually in the United States which are sparrows after being bathed. By harnessing the sun to a rotary group of priematic lenses a resident of Matteawan ts certain he can keep the streets of New York clear of during June, July and August, At the last ceneus, the population of Seekesfejervar, Hungary, wae 82,167, English time t# now numbered from one to twenty-four, instead of one to twelve, which may result in @ atrike among the ouckoos, | Buffet proprietore Rave noticed a now discaan when two or more men Gro in a group at the dar, The affliction (¢ known ap Acaitation in the bay omen RAY ID Sere aOty ne tRtpen her mygre es ergot