The evening world. Newspaper, April 29, 1916, Page 10

eR Nag oe —— 7 t cA We — ore esthiy gator. Somewhere ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER Published Dally Except Oupsey. by the Presa Publishing Company, Nos, 63 to 8 Park Row, New York. nplee Poitre President, 69 Park Row, |. ANGUS Ww, wrurer, 63 Park Row, JOSBPH PU ZER, Jr. retary, 63 Park Row, nettles taelieteeistesnti mai anatshdinsnsh Aeneas Eni At the Post-Office at New York ae Second-Clasa Mattar. mamoortotion Rates t as ing Yor England and th ontinent an@ 14 for the United States All Countries in the International ’ and Canada, Postal Union One Year... 00. 0) One Year. - One Month.. sce .8010ne Month. VOLUME 56 THE PRACTICAL QUESTION. HE border conference echeduled to begin to-day, when Gen. Obregon, Carranza’s Minister of War, meets the United States Generals Scott and Funston, ought to make many things clear to both sides. Gen. Obregon emphatically states that he is empowered to epeak for a united Constitutionalist Government. ‘This country would be glad to be convinced that in dealing with one Chief of the de facto Government of Mexico it is dealing with all. One difficulty ao far hes tsen uncertainty whether Carranza can count on his own lieu- tenante, . In view of the state of Mexican public opinion it {s to be expected that the Carranza Minister will make a great parade of urging the withdrawal of American troops from Mexican territory. That either Obregon or Carranza would go so far as to insist on an immediate withdrawal is, however, doubtful. From the American point of view the question narrows to a practical one: Can Carranza get Villa and police the bandits? Does he expect to do it in one year or ten? As regards thie all-important matter, Mexicans—people and gen- erale-<are well eatisfied with words. Since the Columbus raid this country hes lost patience with assurances. It calla for better guar- antes and looks for action. »NO. 19,975 CONSERVING WILD LIFE! STATE that professes to protect wild animal life must have slipped a cog somewhere when it orders its game wardens } to inaugurate an official slaughter in one place of valuable | game which it carefully preserves in another Shoot the two-hundred deer on Shelter [sland, is the decree, be- cause they nibble the farmers’ crops! Yet the State maintains the) most rigid laws to insure the conservation of these beautiful wild! creatures eleewhere and spends thousands of dollars to safeguard them from extermination by overenthusiastic sportsmen. Are there no fences that will keep out deer? Are means of pro- tection wholly lacking to the farmer? And if there is already the, start of a deer herd on Shelter Teland, mightn’t it be well worth ‘0 etock areas up-State? 4 ee aft: EIGHT ALDERMEN. O EIGHT Aldermen of thie city—we hope not more—it is a matter of indifference that hundreds of horees fall daily on| the icy pavements of New York in winter merely because, thetr owners are too mean or inhuman to have them properly shod. The eight are Aldermen McCann, Mullen, Ryan, Bent, Martin, Curley, Smith and Quinn. Thetr sympathies are with the close-fisted owner who would | setther eee his horse slip and go down a dozen times a day than epend e-dollar for caulke. The Evening World ordinance to compel drivers and owners to | hive thetr horses from Nov. 1 to April 1 in a manner that will prevent ov tend ‘to prevent slipping failed of a favorable vote in the Public Thoroughfares Committee because these eight Aldermen declared | themselves against a practical measure in the interest of common mepoy and humanity. Some of the biggest concerns in New York, department stores anf others, using hundreds of horses, have come to the support of the ordinance and pronounced it humane and necessary. But the indifferent or brutal owner who grudges the slight ex-|P pense is against it. And ho found eight Aldermen willing to line up} with him. What does the city think of the eight? —_———+. LONG ISLAND YOUNG FOLKS’ CLUBS. | 2007 Paperme mere The Evening World Daily Magazine, Satu ing of a little money to create a first rate deer preserve from | the head polisher, “looks like regular etuff “Undoubtedly,” replied the laundry man, “there is more to the revolution made public. down. reason Why the Hritish ( shrink the facts cerning tho rebellion or cause the British blame for it there should have been the foundation for the troub land, and many u life has been and | British official Briush Government was face to face with @ crisis in Jre- dat the outbreak of the war and a well founded suspicion that with Germany was looked Thero ts a vory ceidents will continue weather until a system is ¢ vised to stop a train which runs by dosignal, ‘There isn't any ein Ire-| donts ibly the be sacrificed Providential way out of a mess ac Edward Car: Government into 1 ready to fight for some of the Irish of the North w ready to fight against it bec | thought Home Rule would give too| h advantage to the Irish of the 8 a situation ¢ ing prompt action luted the \ in France The Week’s Wash By Martin Green — Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), “There is one point right about the there is so c ather than In a thick fog railroad men , the worst hay about running a Still on Tap. “a policeman wi citizen on the bean for less reason than that.” by The Trew Copsetant, 1918 rday, April 29, ‘1916. », By J. H. Cassel JARR the things children have these days happen in s that have the fewer run by railroad men bankers who run the other Kind of railroads want to pass the buck to mind readers,” rrr because you marked Mrs. sald the head polisher, “that Commissioner Woods ad- mits that the police tap tele- »| phone wires when they think can get evidence of “In the old ¢ aroused his young desires. “Gimme five cents to go to the mov- | pictures, paw!" he cried, on, gimme five cents to go to the, moving pletures!"* crime.” said the head The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell — Copyright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), was regarding bis] the little Jarr girl, and heir who was re-) “I'll give you both a whipping !f blonds so?" moving lis roller skates {0} you are not careful,” cried tha fond the dining room and said to Mrs, Jarr a boy than he had been go to the moving ple- | © five cents, too,” cried ITH the spring the Long Island Railroad resumes its activi- ties as an agriculturist. From its Demonstration Farm at) me Medford it has for some years past done what it could to make zealous and knowing gardeners out of Long Island boys and girls, Membership books in the Corn, Cawliflower, Potato and Preserving should ho Clubs are again open. Any youngster with ambition to see what he | ob can grow on half an acre of good Long Island soil, or any girl ready) to try her hand at a dozen varieties of preserved fruit or vegetables, has a chance to win a money prize by 4 summer’s undertaking that is one-third work, one-third profitable experience and one-third fun. It’s not every railroad that realizes how nearly its own interests and the interests of the territory it runs through coincide. This one knows what’s good for Long Island. We note, by the way, that dwellers on that fertile strip call their abode the “Blessed Isle.” No doubt most of them agree with Bacon: dit is the purest of “God Almighty first planted a garden; and inde all human pleasures,” Hits From Sharp Wits Give a man a buttonhole bouquet money and spends it freely can never and he feels like a whole flower! be sure about the quality of his popu- | market.—Memphis Commercial Ap- |larity.~Albany Journal peal. | eo ee 4 oe e Bome of the indignant talk about! he flattered {t's the high cost of gasoline is design to make people think that the talk owne an automobile, Charleston News and Courier . | Macon News, eee oe | ‘The rain fa have and v An efficiency expert is a man whose | t 7 1 1 the attentions fee cobs a plant of its profit for a|clothes.—Toledo Blade Shana halatieen toad year for installing a system that eats | acres Gineers, for reasons of self-preser a ‘Other profits for years to come.—| Occasionally we meet people, ac- brave to defy Mee daiolia Teco. cording to Jerome, who are almost signals in foRRY v nd tive with her nely mat 8 as smart as we are.—Memphis Com- | eather they are absorbed in |oniy of love, But af @. man who bas e@bundance of mercias Appea, | the scenery and rua by depwer seus, weument Were to be ued fox the beappinomm — y from the question | Rule Irish wer ditions more t sand would never Jwho has tran jovernment had balked a rt of the Sinn t thousands of Americ » Government to give Ireli With that opinion a preva here, what must it matter What the Government credit of bri ipon itself a dis |time when all British resources: are | ty {strained against an enemy overseas.’ AVE you noticed,” asked the | | Whenever a woman «eta too old to | to call in the | undertaker wit ther parley.— | * alike on those who se who haven't new —— By Sophie Irene Loeb The Case of Mrs. Rogers iE VERY woman's sympathy out to Ida Walter whose case was 1 "| publle during the past week, vet | woman must feel sorry for sed the statutes of | an tell the tragedy? down by ust be observed, or suffering follows st they are No matter how we may the offense of Mrs first and greatest in when, to satisfy the for, ‘she allowed anc 1916, by The Press P s soon as Ida Ro pasible for his chile hout a handicap, eady endured ¢ free world and the sex, yet there claims they are Some of them may Yet, hard as they must abfie by them or make trouble —sometimes endless trouble, laws were made before the world, and you must play the gf to the rule, anger within the jase Who seek to make ds who paths of social] , nusual souls} can't and thelr example dg dangerous to the average person, Who Would follow ta way tis true When it was found that the burden | of the love pact was to be borne by | they get sickness if they go out ess little one Ida looked into and saw the sorrow that utter how will he hon © will be no is not tions of a man who has a wife,| “IN ange for ANOT, w lit ng into time for sho cap. Every ch QUAL CHANC the world is res r does have a handi- | 4% is strange and wrong, but | ya rp It was too much for} in tho vernac with it.” for the ideal lar, you hile’ we | re yet, ou encourage the erve 4 walt will there's a Way pin the couple who find themse 1oun surely tind ——- mother. arded his son gravely “Now you hear what your you how much luckler | mother says, Willie, and I want you |to pay attention.” had a velocipede,” re-| But Willie was paying attention to Jarre, jthe new family cat. Little Willie Jarr kicked the first His ttle sister |/Meither a sunbeam nor a clou had picked {t up to pet it, whereupon skate off his foot across the room.|the boy had seized the animal by the ather had or didn't have) hind legs and was endeavoring to de no appeal to him. But} take tt from the little girl at tte im- | “moving pictures” bad) minent risk of rending the unfortu- | nate and protesting feline asunder. ay, | “Don't do that!” deftly slapping single motion, cried Mrs. Jarr, each child with a the experienced sireet car conductor gives two Im- pulses to the bell cord with seemingly one movement of arm and wrist. They serve God well who serve His oreatures.NORTON, “I should say not!" said Mr. Jarr. 5 “ ee | "Why, they'll kill the poor creature!” | “Oh, the cat?” remarked Mrs. Jarr. “I'm not thinking of the cat. worth her keep as @ mouser. The kitchen closets are just overrun h mice, and, tf anything, I think the cat's afraid of them, What I wa I wag just reading in the paper that cats carry She thinktng of is diphtherta, Rvening World) women that L saos that would result nated, | aipntherta ed that| “why don't the children go out in asked Mr. Jarr, as the and pillows the fresh ai sed cat scurried away. have just called them i Jarr. “There's scar- Vd come into the. let fever across the way. 1) your fingers out of your mouth! Don't you know that's the way ehildren get take child of an un-| all sorts of germa into thelr systems?” have tt tough,” are sickly If they stay in the house and] Tused | By Arthur Baer, to go barefoot this time of the year vp . : and never worrled about germs when | T's swiftest thing in the world is light and the swlftest ave she had|T was a boy.” ubtless tn a fit of mental | Ss GeREIa And taarats front of the chfldren,” horrible, And the deed |in front of the children, . ¥ “T don't want them going bare. | “ving @ red wig when you have your choice of some other color, foot and have the neighbors think we | - “LT wish you wouldn't talk that way | 4 Jarr, y when |can't afford shoes for them.” | tangle says we're so poor | that the only way to cheer ‘em up is to show hisunderstandings, | we can't afford to go to the moving | tures," said the little boy. nother say Here's ten and free and| ‘Johnny hat! Put on your nica ele nd » angles and say wh ; yes, here's ten centa, MEW CHANCE tor | M°P% ako the poor Rangle ehildren. | 45 wal) bo @ ‘reat for emi" you are — 2 ee ee nema RO Re ERR The Woman of It By Helen Rowland. Copyright, 1916, by The I'ress Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), Why Is a Blonde Always Called “She,” Like a Cat ora Shtp? | 66; HY is a blonde always called ‘she’—like a cat or a ahip?” inquived the Widow, leaning off to admire the painted green and yellow parrot with which she was deftly adorning a floppy, ig gna@en hat. “One would fancy, from all the interesting @sousstens about them, that ‘blondeness' was a matter of sex, instead ef @ matter of coloring—and that all blondes were feminine.” | “Well, aren't they—mostly?” inquired the Bachelor innocently, ae ®e |regarded her dimpled elbows and the delicate touch of her brush with f~ | partial admiration, “On the contrary,” returned the Widow, with a toss of her head, “e-ont is usually masculine—even when it’s feminine, I menn," she explained, “mt all cats possess the same masculine love of ease, the hatred of being ted, the propensity for wandering abroad nights, the amour-propre, &c.” “And a blond,” rejoined the Bachelér hastily, “la usually feminine—even | When he's masculine.” | “That's nothing but pure jealousy your part,” remarked the Widow, |Slancing significantly at the Bachelor's dark brown hair and gray eyes. “But if you mean that blond men have the sweetest dispositions and the { most fascinating ways in the world—perhaps you're right. They never have ‘moods, Mr. Weatherby, nor fly into tantrums, nor insist on talking Nietzsche, or business, or politics—or anything but flattery and sent! | They are the ideal lovers of the world | “Hear! hear!” cried the Bachelor, satiricaly. “They always eim to |please! They always follow the path of least resistance—and never tels you | the truth unless it’s pleasant.’ “Td you ever see a grouchy, confirmed olf bachelor who was a BLOND, Mr. Weatherby?” inquired the Widow, with a cold glance of chailenga Bee, 3 Light Hair and Matrimony. errr» 6 0-0," acknowledged the Bachelor, ruefully, “Most of the blonds I N know personally are grass-widowers, who married early—and often, Why, some of our most popular bigamists have been blonds!” out!” and the Widow dismissed the cynicism with a wave of her ts cause they're so tender-hearted and unselfish and easy- by. They simply can’t refuse a woman anything—even @ wedding ring. They are the easiest thing in the world to marry!" “And the hardest to keep married,” rejoined the Bachelor ecoffingly. ‘es,” sighed the Widow, “marriage to a blond ts often merely a tempor-/ ary affair; but it must be pleasant while it lasts!” | ‘Something like having a nice, tame, purry, white Angora oat | the house?” queried the Bachelor, enviously, | “Weill,” retorted the Widow, “that's better than having a big, Newfoundland dog around, always tearing up things and growling barking and looking for excitement and creating scenes, That's the bi jtemperament. It wears on a woman's nerves so! For instance, if a bi | doesn't like the dinner his wife serves him, he rages and roars and jher miserable for the whole evening. But a blond merely remarks, ‘ it's lovely’ ”. " : | "And goes out and takes dinner with another woman!" finished Bachelor with a grin of triumph, 4 | “If a brunette discovers that his wife has paid an extravagant price fer a hat, he rails at marriage and heaven and the bill"—— ‘And then PAYS it!" broke tn the Bachelor, But @ blond never worries about a little thing Hke a bill,” resumed the idow. “If he has plenty of money, he 1 always generous with t. “And if he hasn't," rejoined the Bachelor, “he 1s generous with the rent mone’ “You never heard of a blond miser!” declared the Widow, emphatically, ” agreed the Bachelor, ‘Most of ‘em are born gamblers!” And a blond’s only one real fault,” finished the Widow valiantly, “is his love of ease, his love of pleasure!” “And his love of himself!” added the Bachelor, sotto voce, “Why, blonds are the most thoughtful, aweet-natured, tender-hearted men tn the world!” declared the Widow indignantly. ‘They never forget | the little things a woman likes, They never forget to send her flowers, or \to order her favorite salad dressing, or to call her by her favorite pet-name, y never forget anniversaries or birthdays; they never get on your nerves ‘or your cerns or your sentiments, nor say uncomplimentary things" —= Oren | $ Temperament “Done Medium.” | ‘6s A ND they are never’on time for an engagement, never keep an fm- portant appointment, nor remember to mail a letter or to 40 4 digagreeable errand,” put in the Bachelor, “In short they are never THERE, when you depend on “No,” agreed the Widow sadly. “You can't keep your finger on them. | But that is because they are filled with the beautiful irresponsible spint of eternal youth! They are children of the sunlight!” | “And they don’t care who else is left standing out tn the rain!” declared the Bachelor bitterly. “Goodness!” exclaimed the Widow impatiently, “WHY do you hate “Didn't you say you were going to marry a blond?’ demanded the “It your father has any | Bachelor, “When I was a boy we didn't have|five-cent pieces to waste he can give! "I?" erted the Widow in amezement. “Never! Blonds were made to them to me I'm sure I have plenty | rt with—not to marry!" roller skates, moving plc-/of use for them for sensible things everything. I had a veloct-| and necessary things.” Mr. Jarr T suppose your father) and sald: “On!" The Bachelor looked discomfited. “Then you are going to marry a@ brunette ’ “Never! repeated the Widow emphatically, Bruneties were made to be heroes of novels—not hearthstone pets!” “Well, what ARE you going to marry?" demanded the Bachelor, The Widow dropped hor eyes to the green and yellow parrot and studied 1t_ thoughtfully, “Well,” she answered softly, “nelther a butterfly nor a bumble bee; burst; neither a sofa pillow nor a nitro- glycerine bomb, Mr. Weatherby—but a nice, sensible, sane, happy medium— with gray eyes and brown hair! When it comes ¢o temperament, I like mine |‘done medium'!" Nothing is more simple than greatness—indeed to be simple te to be great.—EMERSON. Something New in Art Needlework HE Colonial patch work has) appropriate gifts for the linen s ; won the hearts of women and| that is now in onter for the val many a summerfiome will have | Pride. Then there are cutlery caseg that she would especially appreciate: _ this touch of quaintness in the form] ‘thoy are of white linen Tone of a patch quilt, table cover, rug or}spaced Domet flannel, and wi pillows. ‘Tho work is easily’ accom- dup and tied with the ribbon plished, It is simply the sewing on they are very pretty. There of bright colored patches, which,}a simple design at the outer end when completed, form a pretty pat-|the name of the contents, “forkat. tern on the cream white ground. The | ée., iM to be outlined In colored cote patches are of bluse, pink and green} ton. ‘The teaspoon cases are 50 cents chambray and the ground is of heavy | and those for forks, kniv ind table. unbleached muslin. When the articta| spoons are 60 cents is finished off with a border of colored] Every household. require: chambray it makes an ideal bit of|water bottle and a auee Bete summer furnishing. The articles are} makes this a more comfortable appitt Offered in envelopes containing llfance. You ean ket one in Panes necessary pleces with directions for |towelling and all that 1s necesseo 1 in the stamped. letter; the baby 5 protectors at $4.60. for Phe bed cover in this Coloni san also be had in plaque at ps you would like t a gift for the groom—a towel with the word “Shaving” outline design of a mug, an all-white bedspread is preferred| brush, is nice for shavin you ean get one in poplin, stamped} and makes an attractive in a design for heavy French knots. [the bathroom linen. supp! Some of the les would make ! the kes such pry Facts Not Worth Knowi eo Coprright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Rrening Worl Broadway lights. 1 Natural Bridge of Virginia is one of nature's mysteries, j Perperiments with morbid and melancholy Mexican hairless dogs al rman American safety rasor, | Psyehotogists have proved that overcrowding i the cause of . ortme, which ta the reason no cop ever looks for a crook at a temperance lecture Ecliaustive teste iolthi the pevveniage o in gamblin show there is no reason why etl 0 somes cer shouldn't toss 192 mature @ row, but we advise him not to ale in It tg only one jump from the top of the Metropolitan Tower,