The evening world. Newspaper, April 25, 1916, Page 16

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, April 258; 1916 ° Obe eseiny Biorid. We Have This Kind, Too «ettha, ByJ.H.Cassel ||! Reflections of | A Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland Published Daly Bxoept sun Ag 1@ Press Publishing Company, Nos. 88 ta Copyright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), Oy ww. New York. I" {s always a deep, dark mystery to a man how a woman gete ber heir ug k a Gudscriptio: s oO Evening For ene! nd and the Continent end ‘World for the United States All Countries fn the International Postal Union. eee €8.80/One Yoar...... 801 One Month, IN MEXICO. D “es the fact that nothing stays put for long in Mexico, the PULI' President, 68 Row, AN roahi PELAIAR. Feats SPR how, Post Office at Ny Secon4d-Clasa Matter, in the fantastico waye she does—aud a far more unfathomable mys) tery WHY, ve ‘ — A missing tooth or missing eye might mar afl a girl's chances of | Marrying, but a little thing like a missing brain never soome to affect thei, 6 far ee the average man is concerned, Neardove fe Iike champagne, which goes to a man’s head and fills him } ' situation on the whole looks more encouraging. Clashes be- tween Carranza eoldiers and the American troops continue to be reported, but these collisions eeem only sporadic and local, Carranza himeelf is declared to regard peace with this country ae the thing firet to be desired, and that policy will carry him further than any other, Announcement that the American forces are not to be with- drawn from Mexico at present will have the strong approval of every American who has not lost sight of the original purpose for which they were sent there. Ae we have prophesied before, when the whole story of Gen. Pershing’s strenuous pursuit of Villa becomes known, the zeal and endurance of his troopers, who have literally ridden their trousers and shirts to tatters, will make a military chapter of which the nation may be proud. Nobody wants to see the efforte of these husky and gallant men cheated of their full results. The plen ecems to be to keep a line of American troops ready for instant action if Villa is found to be alive and on the move. Meanwhile this Government’s reply to the impatient First Ohief re- garding the withdrawal of its troops should make one thing clear: Ville alive or dead was the only thing they sought on Mexican soll. Oapture of the bandit or proof of his death will mean their departure. Quick work on the part of Carranza and his army can with dissiness and vanity; real love is like religion, which gocs to his heart and fills him with fear and humility, Nothing hurte @ man's feolings so much us to have @ pretty wouag treat him with “respect.” ¥ Pahaw! “Equality” of the sexes has notiiiug to do with similarity, For instance, @ man van do a lot of things with a gun, a sword, or a fishing-rod that a normal woman can't do. But just think of the things tlat a womam can do with a hairpin that no man on earth can do! With love, as with roulette, the only one sure way of “beating the j i ame” ie by keeping out of {t, " { A man never proposes until he reaches that polenant pofut in a desper ate filrtation where he suddenly discovers that it ly finpossille to gu om and impossible (o stop. i Sy: yy ee TEN ES EES A marriage of conventence ts Just a periscope, through which a wommasl keeps her vanity alive after love has gono to smash, The quickest way to lose an ideal ts by warrylng lim, } renee We join ourselves to no party that does not curry the fleg und FASE SESS Oe neand ia keep atep to the music of the Union._RUFUS CHOATE, both events. . cana cic at i x B NOT HUMILIATION. iA -|Dollars and Sense y H. J. Barrett : i a 166 GREAT deal of money ts “Every prospective graduate f copie Ne tchal be bo bts eres cM paddle Be Ger) iH ) spent annually for gradua-|radius of hits RUIN 18 GORA fed OR many, if she desires to avoid a rupture, to give in and humiliate % tion dresses,” said the ad-!obtain the lists means a good deal of berself.” % vertising manager of a department (rouble. but results warrant its exe |store. “And @ simple plan has re-| "The first letter is then followed by uited in the concentration of most of; another about a month This at type of business right here in our time we support our mailing campalgm laa, by newspaper advertising, A third 0 letter pushing accessories arrives ‘About the middle of March the/shortly after. This plan, which ine | sweet girl graduates and their mothers | volves a comparatively slight expends begin to think about the dress. Just|iture, has added greatly to the vole about then a letter arrives from us, |Ume of business gone by <haeeng detailing our facilities in the line of| “An indirect benefit results from th | material and accessories, and with|fact that it inculcates in the rising | which !s inclosed a card which, upon Keneration the habit of dealing with | Presentation at our store, entitles the | TEUPSCEOE Chota ean | ing furniture for th on 2 ‘holder to @ & per cent. discount on |. 8 And @s Have c tt i years later. And we have a first-rate graduation goods. furniture department.” “Ghe cannot do this, even did she wish, without danger of Gefinitely ruining that little prestige abe still possesses in neu- tral countries, and without publicly admitting she is afraid of the United States. This would bo worse than humiliation. It would de detest for which Germans would demand a strict ac countadiiity from Dr. von Bethmann-Hollweg and the Kaiser Qimecl. A rupture is inevitable” We do not agree. On the contrary; if Germany were to declaro that, out of respect for the safety and rights of neutral travellers, out of epecial regard for this country and its efforte in the cause of hu- manity, she hed determined to extend the Moditerranean code to all her warfare on sea, ehe would not only keep her prestige but strengthen # by edding to her repute. It would imply not fear of the United States but confidence in the United States as an impartial defender of the rules of interna- = i mn Bolen . oa ce siamnesiati Hone Lag ene ee. Eagie ce, comets. ogee | fur garments in keeping out the ee ee et ting Te Carr Family Love and Criticism | css cr row seine manutctirea to opportunity to regain something of what she has lost in the esteem . i [eee eee ee ceras eae ne of civilized nations—if there are German statesmen big enough to —— By Roy L. McCardell i —— By Sophie Irene Loeb airmen. Filers frequently expert- grasp it. Copyright, 1016, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publi | enoe great difficulty in keeping warm ————_—-+ -—__ — 6 ELL, what's wrong with) when you come home, for the little 4 when ascending to high altitudes, you?’ asked Mrs, Jarr|time you stay in the house, you sit lifelong friends have “agreed | Ethel was a little older than Jeanne, PLENTY OF WORK AHEAD. the other evening as Mr.laround and say nothing.” to disagree." They told me|One of the great clements of their |®"4@ paper, being good noncon- “ ” 4 5 cor Py | shes excellent protection 7 ‘ * A Jarr sat by the window looking down I was just silent for a moment, thelr story. mradeship wag frankness. They | ductor, furn’ T* last hours of the legislative session at Albany saw a des-| in the street below. said Mr, Jarr, “But what I say about a abe Paper Outfits Protect Airmen From Cold. | APER euits, which are said to be { equal if not superior to cloth or weee env ante | eee ing Go, (The New York Evening World), WO women who had been their friendship as a matter of course. All their Mves they had|had agreed upon this very early. So|¢rom the cold, aays Popular Mechan- perate attempt to head off further investigation of transit} “Why, I'm all right,” sald Mr. Jarr,| getting tactturn in this town ts true, | been Joyal friends, They alw | ion. The outfit shown ts of very 1ys took |it came about that when Jeanne ‘ 4 mae x 7 MORIN VALOR Ib lan(t ental do Gale, aiaations - wanted advice about anything Ethel : 4 . committee, ‘I’ =| SPURS: From tle rey eye dl : 1 the thin, tough paper, which can be finance in this city by the Thompson committee. The com Just wondering why women bring al-|when you meet e friend you haven't |iittle fellow’ with bis mothe pap he'll | proceeded to criticise her, on the mittee’s bille were to be paid provided it promised to quit. The offer| waye a cushion or a pillow to rest| seen for a while.” |say sadly, And then you'll say, ‘And |crounds of being honest, and saying: | washed and dried, and consists of a was not accepted. Senator Thompson chose to go on and leave it| their arms on when they look out of/ “On, that's nonsense |your charming wife is well%" And “Of course, I am telling you this for cont, trousers, loose-fitting socks, and i % vor i @ flat-house window.” “It isn't nonsense,” retorted Mr,| his answer will be, ‘Yos, I suppose |your own good." a cap with earlups, to the public to judge whether the work is worth the cost. “Oh, they do, do they? snapped| yarp “For instance, you moot an | she i We're div reer You 00%!" For example, when Jeanne bought! The value of paper as a protection and_ she's marric “Ww Meanwhile The World’s disclosure of another “commitment”| Mra, Jarr. “The poor creatures are | ao, Re AN AYRV ART RARE fn ‘ cca she had cause to} bat or a dress and asked the opin- against cold has long ago been acquaintance you t for a Well, I guess she had | ree him!” said Mrs. Jarr, “Ile |1on of the older woman, Ethel would | proved. A sheet (or a double sheet) i i nterborough ag so tired from being on their feet alll year, and you say, ‘How's business?* | divc amounting to $500,000, which the Interborough agreed to pay Georgo j! i bly came hoine and sat around |tell her it was “tog ohildish" for her, of newspaper across the breast is 7 5 ; , ooking and cleaning and g y, “Didn't you hear? The | prot firs J, Gould and the Manhattan Railroad Company for no particular aay, if And he'll say, “Didn't you hear? Tho | Prt ever had a word to aay to her!" lor that the colors were unbecoming, | one of the finest forms of chest pro- A pe straightening up, that when they do/@rm went into bankruptcy.’ Then 4 Mr. Jarr had to talk his hes reason save that Mr. Gould was in a position to block the plan for] get a chance to see what's going on! yoy gay, ‘Gee! I'm sorry to hearlog to prove an alibi from the tired-{@% In fact, would generally dis-|tectors, and paper sheets have often credit the selection that had been | peen used with comfort in “shelters” third tracking the elevated lines, again makes it easy to understand| you and @ lot of men like you sneer) tat: How's your little boy” ‘The of-his-wife 4 . a ry at them because they rest their tired —-+—=— oa made, or other nocturnal lodging houses. why #0 many gnenaetioeg oe? interests are convinced the Thomp-| tims on a cushion! What do you A friend is one soul dwelling in two dodies.-ARISTOTLE, seinen seain, 19 a bigwer way, should | son committee is wasting the State’s money. think makes them como to the win. bese ie es | Jeanne find a new friend there was 4 a . The discovery of the $500,000 pledge to the Gould company, halt | 4ow and look out?™ re » [always something wrong with th The Song Won't Fit These Mothers friend, according to Ethel, After a) | I My Boy to Be a Many other mothers have ea t How Weapons Began | jwiie'sttsneits tm sien Senne 66] MO‘ te 7 toasted trae Sah 3,|would not confide in the other for| up numerous sons t of which the city is slated to pay, is an interesting step toward clearing ourtostty,” sald Mrs. Jarr. up the $2,000,000 “commitments and obligations” mystery which atill| “curtosity to nee if any peddler Is uriosity.” } had stopped. ; a “gt. George for merrie England!" | a z is lrun over by coal wagons and {co}. ageniy went up the shout, The Hits From Sharp Wits I Wovoett andl eitememiee curiosity [Aten men we tO cee to ave how Jong men will stay in the] Tt re pattie of Crecy was on, SIX : helr country. * agp . : 5 | no appeal to an aged Englisb-! Nyx, Wiiliains of Mlumstead is. & Jooms large. coming by with veretablen, an they Coprriaht, 1016, by ‘The Press See GCs He TH ap Men |iaetiet ay Seusiem male (ine ad | woman, Mrs, Davies of Church Stret- | jocai heroine because she “has "alk ow - ‘ ; ; »| haven't any time to out to buy . 6—Bows. so cking from an Asiatic . - \sons in the army, four of the: “Nothing more for the Thompson committee to investigate ?”| haven't Any bi : No ¢ bunch at Adrianopic in A, D, 378|suddenly asked her why, she would | 0M Balop, who haa become ono of the | Shi i! th’ army, four of them being things, Curtosity to see if their chil " Aug. 26, 1346, and the rato] \une fasts Neco ‘of Great Britain. Mes, risen from the Who says 80? dren, who have no other playground ] wee alee they had to chang ir system, have said: nes ranks and obtained thelr commissions hese Orientals kept on being good Nanded any 2 “Ethel fs a bit older than I ana | Davies is the widow of a a@oldier. She by sheer merit—not the easiest thing vanded many 4 \ v i} the vorld fo “ hon doesn't quite understand, She ig a |2A® had seventeen sons, every one|in the world for men without blue ‘eae ant means well, but Tweuld of Whom has at one time or another blood or influence in high places, 4 | Grandmother" Potter of Portsmouth rather not tell her some little things.” |ferved in the army. Within six /nas the proud distinetton of having | but the etreet, are in danger of being 1ard jolt to i j heen found) word to the doo el ioe ae |weeks after the declaration of tho sixteen grandsons now. fighting. for 01 r ; E a ae Ga, ae I : eg apes REN grow apart, and er Ww: were on active service with the col- | daughters also have husbands in th same stuff that certain dealers have * 8 buy a paper, aa they say. Curte' sot in Europe, in the service of y 7 Baty vice : } in the ‘ e he reason, t somehow the or So far they have fared wel!, army, Mrs. Bre han of Deptford ne nutting in campaign cigars for] The discovery that person ta osity”—— * : ck. Here the ” of the reason, at . ptford heen putting in campaten cig tothe discovery that a person talks) oslty aes France led the attack. Here was improvement in the bow,|older woman had dominated the other for, although several of her numer- ius cight sons at tho front, and nine ome years.—Pitt be «| lyn when oth Hold on there interrup’ Mr. hance to show whether thelr weapon f when a you Velshinan had a sims) fd u spring ve been slightly Smith brother f Norwich are ¥ Some people uphold the traditions Dany Journal, © 2 Of KIM Al-| Jar, “You ask me why I don't talk, was better than the Engilsh longbow. | ple thought. “The bowstring had al-[to such an extent that confidences Wounded, all are still in the ranks, holding the honors of the name of their family by doing absolutely os jand if T do start @ subject you bring |“ o1, anawer was quickly given, Al TOV it buck to the ear? ‘Hel Very recently Jeanne found her| a nothing. A whole lot of man get the doa! tt might around to something un-| 0 of arrows met the Genoese and| trea ite and at once ba A weapon) eee geeky Teanne =e ‘i eee that they are breezy when they are) pleasant. Maybe that's why I don't} em to pieces, This setued that] tar better than tho crossbow eal mate and decided to take him, Facts Not Worth Knowin When the lady. of the house sandal merely windy, | say anything.” cut tion, “Tho bow was the betters) "“Bngiish archery was bora right | ‘fer better or for worse." She feared ° “Oh, you talk enough when you are|tut could it stop the charge of ar-Jenere, Robin Hood and his ;| that her old friend would not approve | By Arthur Baer. | E been drawn to the chest. Why | Were disturbed, | i ored knights? They were coming | men, the good yew bow, the ¢ and would discourage her. Therefore out with your friends,” sald Mrs, |mored sila is) helmets flashin, Les row tipped with tho gray : ' nt 6. en Letters From the People \Yarr, "You are not allent when you [Mow eMenom fighting was & business, yard, arrow Upped with the gray ‘she did not tell her and am estrange- | Coorrigt, 1916, by The Pre Publishing Oe, (The New York Evening World 5 meet strange Everybody says to!, pastime and a religion, Men and} used to pore over, got its start, Of course, they will “make it all | RY few shoplifters are arrested in piano stores. Would Discount for Change. Barbers and the PAR dnwil In Meets ARBIL Seu Rae wan folly lone \ 4 Ty the Bditor of The Evening Worl: Ro teu aie ae 4 me: ‘Oh, Mra, Jarr, you have @uch a| horas went down in hears. AEN yew bow was rill uy" agains Kor the young husband is — > the Falitor of The Evening ain they charged, hela crac urkama 1 panne’ 4 * ljonly, good. at HUMBARASSallg and aril y, , low and Jeanne'’s choice a Y hyranee ; merchants are frequently an-| “y have heard that the law requires | Jolly, wood-natured hu baad moh a] ANG MaeMsult, ‘The fearful ac marae) fue Tub APAe [eanne a: oboide By grafting an old boot onto a bamboo cane, Luther Burbanke noyed by patrons and others who] at barbers to dip their razors in ster. | Pleasant talker, Tt must be nice to] ihe hn arrows found t a due | with a poorer ww ar apart, for one | has invented an umbrella that is perfectly safe in a restaurant, come into our stores to ask us tol sizing fluid after each shave; also to; Mtve Such A man around!’ And yet] in the armor tether (ewan [Tee enooirrage Var ism that comes , pees change big bills « sh checks for] sterilize their shears, &¢. Also to| ¥NeM you're Bome T can’t get a word | The vet ete a tae gentle birtit lay lavacand holdays, He /eyptUesyvaleeye APL PATS A Plainfield dentiet has perfected a filling that can't de shaken oud them. On a busy day wo are ex-|wayi vut brush and mug after each dead on the fleld and the Freneh army |" “phe bow was now a terrible weap hy people are cut off from the in a fllvver on a cobblestone road pected to take our time and to clean} cave; and to put fresh pa or new|.. NOW: you're aiatan Tematkad | wa smashed by tho arrows of the | on A Welshman fired an arrow ata eel ot relationaht 4 Bene ts fn . ut our petty cash for their accome | towe: Aan oeahvcniatnid ‘ Mr, Jarr. “Ido talk to you. I try to}common aoldicr, ; at | 0rd of supercritical tendencies! he ace A — ous our t wear tagiad Ghee BAT GF ele Das ny N customer's head. | oy you everything I think will inter (iy the way, unpowder was frst ; uudiatanes witeh iw ao intimate. that | Nobody knows who first invented smoke, which saves the oity of Pit . ey get Of-| Now, I am not trying to start 0 howl y y a Ember | aod at y, but with ridiculou arrow 0: 8 the license of friendship to | 56. « fended and trade elsewhere, 1 hAvelamong the barbers, but 1 drop this! kt YOu aM I de ila if ono lives | meagre lta, | The now fans rig AGO AE Hurt and wound ut every turn soon | S4rgh $356,000,000 in royalties annually Thy " | : 01 iy town, one ple to get ‘ vag predicted, would ke) ist as’ Ti Hy Te 4 7 @ remedy to suggest. Why not let it) hint to customers: Watch carefully | O08 1 * rind aaean aaa ao | Aes Manta Gan rar f Artal Sher tlie eae ue cance papi: Pea 1 be a law or a regular custom for mer-! next time you are shaved, See if the WLS % hear . oe ee | ee oe aes 4 otto nd nding, asBAnt- | When G, Washinoton crossed the Delaware ice was much cheaper shan ch o charge one ent. come i ‘ e added, "It doesn't seem to affec' he bor As nous and Less fay ing. | ; heats ¢ charg BRe B oents 3 ‘by | barber complies every way with , Le Aah § the first ¢ Anyenton m Tae “happy pedlun is the best | it is now, Re abn hada puinen a he Ay ARETE he wome {tout is lost, Pecks of flint vade ig. Not to be indifferent to the| ene shem for accommoda Por in- | law, If he d ot, write a signed whe mon ave ae dad aa tho woims | Maer care Geen Aum up, shows an a Paine DE Ae, I Seara Ay 30 Ee . ; ; é f piane: (an we Fat nine ate | note to. stha © Board of oni said Mrs, Ja When you get Way back In the stone mor trled over curious is the element that en+ The Government exe at Arlington can talk to the Derdanetea, n- dollar b i sat him p , He altho t thi _Btato Won mis ton with that man Rangle of any of your| he did ie dob with ¢ t ali " A an | duiren, In ke manner, people of one which 1s just a8 good an excuse as anuthing for dealers to boost the price wants me to cash a fifty-dollar ar own bealih's sake. Horrible dis. | cronies you ean enough!" rie Pease of the. everlasting oritoinn (of egae neck; let him pay mo fifty cents | oases may be ded that way “Yes, maybe with those 1 know," ry league bow-/|that they must tolerate because of as And on ali sums of one ar or less ieee ‘ ; ney URE f eta commission of one cent be puld 3 Ni A Teaid Mrs Jarre, "But the women gub Ln Dathachl. ty MWY Rioutd tive comfortably. 4 trébe of Baquimauy hae been discovered in Central Anortia whoa This seems to me perfectly fair, The An Interest blem, ble ale at the game rate w friend see t 8,188 arrows ov jor must realize tt {¢ to the national bird te a aguirral and who burn gum dropa fo an idol they vall merchant te paid (and not overpaid) | Te th Kdiior of The Brentng World ‘or stranger,” tae fue 4 lh of all concerned to be ‘“dokcook.” i for hia trouble, and the person who! Will mat ul his) +] do not!" replied Mra. Jarr. “I) horses. And a fight “archery still hangs on it of some shortcoming: 4 Mave to pay any tao Sauchefor the obs twenty yeurs, at 4 per cent interest, |Gon't get @ chance to ace a soul, I'm| atop bunch | they aGPrenney, we haneen on lo. Bia out everiaating rebuke, ta the racial — the ol ea t er cent, Interest, ° 5 Seinen’ a Roma ng and refined as bee 3 of Stevenson: q] true vab net that al ligation. What do other readers say? with compound Interest—how much sure, I'm stuck in the house all day | Gtenks and Roo ins he and, refined, th ban been itis | Vag vend iq be wim enews vau.ere| 4 tetas aay funernae Das canatrvoted'e wt that allomaiiag GROCER, will it total? 3. 3,C, “jong without secing anybody, aa 8 tices, 1 ‘good and te willing to forget i,” ov fo esoap! captures ora. 4