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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, April 22, 1916 _ “ | To Fight for Peace xsit¥tttha, ByJ_H. Cassel | The Woman of It. WAN REO By Helen Rowland. Copyright, 1916, by The Pres Publishing C4, (The New Yor? Evening World) SHE PREFERS A SWEET LIE TO THE BITTER TRUTH. 5 AAARRARARAAAR A AAR RAARAAR AAA | York. | RELOT, PULITERR,, Pre: dent, $1, Park Row. | m vy, Treasurer. Par’ Ow SormPN PULITEAN, Jr Mectelaty, 6 Park Row Becond-Ciane Mai ter, Ent at the Post-Of: New York meordiion hater to The Hvening) ror} ning| ior England end t! ntinent and 6s OW do T look to-day?” inquired the Widow, with a challenging World for the United States All Countries | smile, as she floated into the library, a radiant vision of spring tas ‘and Canada, ensolone rear Post loveliness, rustling with new silk, and crowned with imported + oe teeeee ine Year... roses, tal The Bachelor caught hix breath. “Shall I tell you the truth, the whole truth, and"— ; “Goodness, gracious: !" broke in the Widow, putting up her small White-gloved hand in horror. “Tell me one thing in the world that will make me feel most pleased with myself, A man once did tell me the truth, and 1 have never forgotten—nor forgiven him!" | “Poor devil!” murmured the Bachelor, “What did he tell you?” “He told me that he wanted to marry me, Mr, Weatherby.” h, that may not have been the truth,” suggested the Bachelor, cheer 801 One Month SING SING. @WO more convicts, one of them sergeant-at-arms of tle Mutual) Welfare League, stepped out of Sing Sing night before last and deemed it pleasanter not to return. | The ease with which they got out strongly reflects upon the vigi-| fance of the prison officers The escape itself does not prove the Mutual Welfare League a) fraud, nor does it “explode” the theories of Thomas Mott Osborne, | Warden gad reformer. As long as jail remains jail some of those in-! side are sure to leave without notice unless watched. Loyalty keeps} few criminals behind bars. | What this, like other occurrences at Sing Sing, does indicate is} the growing need in prison reform of checking good intentions with | | fully. “But.” explained the Widow, as the Bachelor helped her into his car and started the machine for the Park, “lie assured me that It wasn't for | my beauty, nor my charm, nor my cleverness, but merely because he thought I would make him a SENSIBLE wife i “Ye gods!" exclaimed the Bachelor. “If he would tell you that before marriage, what would he have told you afterward!” 1 “Bxact rejoined the Widow, with a shudder, “Oh, these dear little ; Would-be ‘George Washingtons!’ They are the only people in the worl@ }that I ha is 4 “Don't inquired the Bachelor, in astonishment, H How One Hates Him!—— But—— ; eee! 166\E, ves, of course—figuratively, theoretically, and—and all th hard common sense. | \ knowledged the Widow, “But not while he’s lying to me. 2 : } | it depends on the KIND of liar he happens to be, F To any one who has visited Sing Sing recently, who has noted} lone of the swectest, finest, kindliest men L know is an incorrigible Har— [simply because he is too tender-hearted to tell anybody the disagreeable jtruth, He always goes to all kinds of pains to think out just the one nie thing to sa to you that will keep you eling most pleased with yourself, \ "Hat" exclaimed the Bachelor admiringly, "Goes about the world | spreading tness and light, eh | “Yes, and vanity, and self-esteem, and happiness!” declared the Widow “because the secret of being happy is to feel pleased with YOURSELF! “Great Scott!” scoffed the Bachelor, “How lappy most of us should bi And the only people we really dislike or fe ter all, are those who make us feel DiSpleased with ourselves!" continued the Widow, ignoring jthe cynicism; “those who make us feel cheap, or insignificant, or uncom- fortable, or passe, or fat, or unattractive, or uninteresting—those who per- sist in reminding us of our little shortcomings and in keeping our faults and | failings constantly before our minds, Isn't that true loo ee 1 the Bachelor with a groan, “And it's always our ‘deares | friends, who have promised to ‘love, honor and cherish’ us, Wh ‘ean't refrain from doing that sort of thing! They go on the basis that }truth is the greatest thing in the world, and ‘an honest man is the noblest | work of God,’ L suppose, and"— the faces of the men—how a cleaner, healthier color has replaced the} old pastiness and pallor, how signs of thought and purpose show in carriage and gait, how they walk with alertness instead of the old eodden, sullen dejection—there can be no doubt that the new system} doing something the old system utterly failed to do. Tn view of physical conditions at Sing Sing the improvement in] health is itself an extraordinary achievement. The prison structure! —with its mephitic atmosphere and its two-bunk cella, measuring| three and one-half feet between walls (!)—is what it long has been, a barbarous relic of mediaevalism that ought to be demolished to the} last stone. ( Publicity, as encouraged by Mr. Osborne, has done mach for Sing| Sing. It can do much more in drawing attention to ne ds whieh i 1 for legis! 1 oni fpubtis : |. “But truth isn’t the greatest thing In the world,” breke tw tw Widow. call for legislation or the expenditure of public mone | | “It's LOVE! The kind of love that makes us gentte toward one another's But publicity which makes press agents of the prisoners doos) j tender sensibilities, And the ‘honest man’ who persists in reminding us of our defects is our worst enemy! The person who robs you of your self- esteem, your self-confidence and your vanity is a whole lot more wicked and cruel than the professional burglar who merely takes your money and | your Jewelry, That's why so many married people look so droopy and hope- jless after a few years. It isn't the struggles or the responsibilities of mat- 4 \rimony; it's the constant battle to keep their vanity and self-esteem that ‘has worn them out, It's the effect of the two-edged criticisins and the bitter, burning truths they {cel privileged to exchange, on the ground that they [Nove one another.” The average wife gets ter awhile, that she never puts on a new hat or a new frock with any hope that it will look right or | please her husband. And the average husband gets so that he never tells | his wife anything or starts a conversation around the house, because he {a | filled with the mortal fear of hearing a lecture or a discussion of his short- ‘comings. They live under an eternal cloud of criticism, that just chokes | out all their personality and radiance and spontanc And, of course, they ly become drab-looking and uninteresting, It’s too bad!" harm. Here, we believe, is where the zeal of the prison reformers! most needs restraint. | There is already too strong a sense of importance, too much self-pity and parade, too much footlight technique among Sing Sing; prisoners who are constantly encouraged to exhibit themselves ns “cases.” Impressionable people who listen to their stories and thrill with indignation at the instances of human injustice disclosed by these “wonderfully intelligent convicts” do not stop to think that it was often the same fascinating talents exercised to cheat, rob, betray PP: or ruin persons who trusted them that landed the possessors of ices ow gifts where they are. Some of the slickest talkers in the country are to be found in Sing Sing. What more natural? Prison reform has needed public interest and public sympathy— to the point of over-emphasis—to get it fairly started. But we hope} —— ,) it will soon be able to go on alone, without appealing indiscriminately | to sentiment that only tends to make its methods flabby and its re-| ’ | enlts confused. T h e We e k Ss Wa Ss h * cried the Bachelor. “More lies for husbands!” “Not MORE rected the Widow, “but a fow lies of caiman bbebi peutien ui = s = al the right kind. Not the lies told for self-protection, but nice, sweet The Jarr Family one sure b a daily dose of flattery skilfully applied! If you keep jon telling a man how big strong and fine and clever and good he ts, he'll soon begin living up to the ideal you have pictured for him. And tf | : | : ni keep on telling a woman how beautiful and tender and pure and sweet : There is no reason why so many eyes should be on Sing Sing. | — By Martin Green — —— By Roy L. McCardell — and witty and stylish she is, she'll blossom like a rose in the sun, and the i ; i rely foneqiat ! first thing you know you s will have become the truth!” It is not right that men whose acts have put them in jail should) Copsright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Liening World | Copsstait, 1G, by ‘The Y z¢ New York Kvening Wo PUROM nL Nnow itt erled | thorBachslon meaueinely uyeulre talking | be made to feel that they are moro interesting or deserve more eym-| 66 7HE the matter with thia[toward the foe, You can what | 6¢ HERE'S Willie? ask or to want any soup,” whined | new ght! a . * eas ‘olumb! ersi pro-} 4M obligation suena programme 7 as he seated 1 “Soup gives headache!” ay be y thought.” answered the Widow, with convi “ pathy than the unnoticed, patiently toiling citizen whose struggle ; age yo vn is he ie pont Ole Tepe be Nee ai aa Ks ae » 4 : al iat vii Hy aa a jae ee NAN rie Nave La t eared pe + Pek yee) with temptation has kept him an honest man. {man who sald ‘To h with the Ties cao nitive to run their five | Gertrude, the light running estic, | Whipping!" admonished his mother added, dimpling chaliengt “you may tell me how T look," ——————-t+-—___—_ | American flag’?" asked the head pol-| vers all the way to New York; there-| had sounded the toesin “And there's rice pudding for des You look," sid the Bact ing her keenly between haif-closed | pores fore, they are against war, And in-| “Jfe's like his father; he doesn’t |sert, and you'll eat that, too eyelids, “ke a whole peach orchard in the sunlight—and that's no le | Perbaps it was affinity that carried Nebraska for Henry : woh as Honry is nst war they Henry. Furthermore, the : rimaries Dullt another} mother!” replied Mrs, Jarr, ye on Col. Roosevell,| you and he we bt said the Widow, encouragingly, “if it hap- ring. But don’t let me interrupt you, @o on!” ——-¢=— ae fers on! Oh, the truth is all right pa his} This fact: brought to’ hls! attention! song to be pleamunt and fate But if} made the boy disclaim any desire for | po ent given anything | the ¢ rt in question, He said it “There's nothing the matter with Ford. He turns out a half million cranks per year. Dim except what you might judge is ee the matter with a man who en care how he delays Gertrude itic cae for Nebraska Ix a Republican State f hurt h TG seas aro qulet when: the wihde: give o'er |taina such opinions," replied the| i to eat when you came late to meals | hur throat : hg ne : i | WHAT’S CARRANZA UP TO? laundry man, “Ho is educated be-[ {hore want have. Mine ine the git | there'd be some change in your be-| “If T eat all my soup and if T eat 80 calm are we, whon passions ae he mats EANWHILE the situation in Mexico is more complicated! ¥o"4 his storage capacity, and the|maries they don’t want hin in ‘the havior!" | all my rice pudding, can I go to the WALLED, contents of his think tank are fer-| White House, Ar © sentiment of ouranirariee moving pictures?” asked the litte amare on = ——— | : At this point Masier Jarr came stid~ than ever, Nebraska comes close to being * | Jarr girl, ue gn | eRe the sentiment of the Middle West ing in quietly and took his seat at uveanfiotleald ates, a For the Easter Shopper Evidence goes to show that the body exhumed from its People of the habit of mind of this Ne SCSI LRES LOS OU the table. | i) YO ts” eald Mrs, Jarr, ' 4 : : 7 - 7 +, | professor herd togethe Tiere was ? | why didn't you: wash your Whereupon the little girl com- you haven't taken the time toyfor 5 cents, The young lady might grave in the mountains was not that of Villa but only a Villa bandit. file an assemblace of them at the 3 Play It Two Ways, § fear Me au + Hyper “you | Menced to cry and a tear fell inh select an Easter gift for your dea: eae panies PRS DOURUSE SO WERE 1 Wage , i 7 : r A r ge At od the pros 8 Arr 8 skee t yor i S ¢ Thao a 4 e Easter parade, Gen, Gutierrez, of Carranza’s army, believes Villa is not even nator, a ee RiAUG nu iveet hee 66y Se Ran The head {xo to school like that? What does {UP. Whereat her brother laughed ones, stop to-day on your way | "evan desirato make the gift more wounded, Penance Gi ce ieee ienraee weesneae ith ca tae and so did she. home and purchase a plant. Easter] pretentious select a receptacle for the r “A ob ) at a prophet! the teache’ “Why don’t you correct. them?" | Suggests flowers and the markets this| flowers and present them together. lamrurad sked Mrs. Jarr of her husband. | Year are overstocked with plants and ae shops: always make special dis i ici y to © e » brigand- pre: > ajy the sane as coke flends and left-hand. | Thursday, announcer 5 ri : Ne aoward, ao it le. poealbla for you tol te ice ieee Bree a e, into Mexican territory to capture the brigand-munerer seem likely; ed copy readers; also they do abhor! be an Ry Land ‘T in the name of the} each have to give five cents for buy- ich manneys at the table I never b | but the nm such © But whether Villa is alive or dead, the United States forces sent’ FOR Mio {MK as they doi and they from Paris, on arriving here| “Maw, can I have five cents? Our baseball club and we that there willt gang's got was that ud told them not to annoy | tok they don't read*the newspapers at | . sys 1s ; K all b rt heer to the tired wife 0 to be forced to forget they are a punitive expedition while they defend| to see their names in the papers. neat President . saw! bring Easter ired as this year, A Was true that sald editors had heard | row Wilson, which President’a{ Jarr should eat his soup, as he wa children § n of remembrance and this is ajquet there are pretty colored vas they are to hustle the American cavalrymen out of Mexico, Or y | good service—the janitress, for in-|single blossom there are slender made a speech the other night at as you do,” said Mrs, Jarr. pert Oaseae Ln Aee Bre the table!” would increase her happiness, and) The dull blue and green ware at 69 people who think from the forehea: a nEae for deliveri: 1 down the newspaper, and having got- | greenback twisted about the stem or/ thing new is a combination of green or delivering an lines, ing a baseball , or mother who toils at home e Would set off the bouquet ' : . . i viice| Phey have all "said the laundry man, “thas 2 Mr, Jarr shook his finger at the | %! al 4s a themselves against Carranza’s troops. Apparently the First Chief! the ’eaiters in town to Inquire if it | prophecy doesn't | mas Woute}| Stra darr’s rep Master | The invalid will appreciate this} beautifully, and for the corsage bou- and his generals are now frankly far less anxious to get Villa than a ‘y their mother, good medium for expressing your) in prevailing boudoir shades, that ‘ a eea EMALNT a DROAT AORRLGIATI e ee ‘ te ol RA RCR uae RD eSATA “They don't annoy me half as much | &Tatitude to those who have done you| sell at cents and $1, For the a , i Fe ¢ that complies age is own opini = +| stance, The cook ‘will appreciate «| vases at 24 cents, In jardiniere: According to latest reports Carranza officials are not only warn-| inne advanced thinkers at the | * id i ut plies against his will is of his own opinion stilt | | Re OR The Ei tohan ayes, A | is a large choi NAR Ooe eae etoe: ing Gen. Pershing’s men to advance no further, but are even holding! Brevoort, Advanced | thinkers are BUG | : hedge ri i | - possibly her services, if a coin was|cents is popular, and that at 29 cents up eupplies shipped from El Paso to the American forces and for-,out. Mrs. Stokes proclaimed that | ¢ »| Mr. Jhrr started guiltily and put|guspended from the branch or a|is by no means cheap looking, Some- bidding the Americans the use of Mexican telephone and telegray b EROMBOaRRae OR itateustioo qunteee| a | ’ H 993 | if of 3 ‘i 4 » and tolerrap ructive address | h D E V i i adjusted as a pennant. and brown tones. ‘These are 97 cents, n the subject of hirth control OV - e Ww ton her whole family into subjection brightens the home and, as| and there are h ‘same onthe aubsect of tint MPO ound e es y 1e Mra. dare served the second course |i, 4Pani ere tes home ; ere are fern dishes at the ats z i is enjoyed by the entire family| price. A jurdiniere in carved atone This is strange policy on the part of a de facto Government) impression r hearers, as well t By Sophie Irene Loeb —— and then looked around and re-| circle, it makes an ideal family gift.| is $4.49. A pretty low dish for tulips, hi (ile ) . 7 might. For Emma Goldman was not | } t | marked: “My goodness! There isn’t | Limited means are scarcely an excuse hyacinths or pansies is 79 cents, which owes its existence in large measure to the United States, Does! under indictuent for delivering +3) Coneris ihe Freee [rubliahing Go, (Pie Wew Sork krectne Worki | a funeral in the house, Why is every. {for the absence of flowers in the! The basket ix an attractive me- Carranza now more than ever think to strengthen himself with the Mldrems “on blren ” control. atic} “apes Worane In tHeeInte Ponda husuana anacaecaptaltam garcina es ’ home at Easter. A plant can be pur-) dium for presenting cut flowers, and chased for as low as 10 cents. A pot| florists are 1 Whereupon Master Jarr, thinking |of pansies makes an a a very nice one ec ing large and varied Jewelry from h It rightfully finds it difficult to realize that such a Woman is a pure white dove, and that | t@ enliven the proceedings, started to 8 of th y shops tive gift, | displ: had at 8 ned his wife's pi . . p : i sence of mixed audience in when it las more serious problems elsewhere? Or is it possible that whieh were many children. Outside | nts is ‘6 featuring artificlal > ; j nh was under arrest for utter . Mexican public by attempting to browbeat this nation at a moment’ ing objectionable language in the | case of the man who poi \ Maine Aamaiaed. bi ser nues | e A pH pay nn If you are too rushed to stop| plants, and since these are now auch f G i once: ve bee! induce Carranz of the propriety of Mina ¢ man, eine Cerennen by HOF Ms others who do similar things are| WhisHe at the florist's buy a bunch of cut|excellent reproductions they are pre- ' German influences have been at work to induce Carranza to set UP Who is unmarried, apeaking in. pubite| Band, Ce trie BOE eNO cs Mrs, Jarr silenced him with a look.| flowers from the boy in the street.| ferred by housewives, ‘The present ery ‘other woman" knows, no ig yeet pel 4 ve does he , aah aha + Wid ouldn't | You can get a bunch of sweet peas displays show novel arrangements, Joos he] watter’ how innocent. she may’ be,| Then she said: “And why shouldn't | ¥ s criticise? that she is doubtless wounding somo] tho children see the moving pic- 5 . Facts Not Worth Knowing. an irritation that might help along Germany's game? sbout birth control, hist authorities of among crows." By “crows, ; ne Pag , x ’ | this city are charged with the protec eu yple wh In either case he'll find the United States Government is not] tion of the morals of youth In public| ipity ic the doc ar ah ; ada ‘ aki) | places, and Miss Goklinan was sent 60 easily flustered. It means to learn first of all exactiy what's hap-| Psat ee ntieen dave. Mrs stolons | $2000 ring from th who accepted al wife when she encourages the at- | tur 6 poisoner “with| tention of that woman's husband.| ood didn't say they shouldn't,” spoke * * : : 1 " se : ” Phere e ft) and euns of ad- pening in Mexico, Major General Scott is in that neighborhood to knew Just ua much about the status {child-like innocence,” When the hus] 0" re ee tines ean OF Bee > Mr. dare: By Arthur Baer. 1 Fj . r = of Emma Goldman's case as the ave- | band was asked how ¢ could know ee or sl as lost} ome caanial ropyright, 1 o ublishing Co, (The York Ew Y gather such information as he can, When his report is in we shall|rage community. centre. enthusiast |e tady dave sf Laietney nen neem Ant Cant haya some mare.tiee Separiah i010: ba. abe, Frome Pasiahlag Oo: Cree New. York Mumalng: Wirt), better see what the job is and how we can do it with despatch {Knows about everything |® Jadyedove from a crow, he repliedi | the love of the Giien, no ideal sia} | pudding?” asked Master Jarr. I'll ent UN thousand microbes can bivouae on a pinhead, and all of 'em will etter see what the job is and how we can do it with despateh, | Py o 'L know her by her wide >pen trust eet ae eh are made to break such|® Whole lot if Paw will take us to ] ve comfortably seated tuo, ‘ | 3 Henry and W. J. |ful eyes, like my wife's, A dove! bonds, the moving pictures! eer : ; among crows iy a woman who will honorable person is off with} «1 want to go, too!" cried ttle > he is on With the new ed ible | Id before ho imo with tho nev | Mies Jarr. And fearful that abe Employers’ Liability Law does not recompense servants for inflamed eyes contracted by peeping through draughty keyholes, absolutely certain that an invading fleet Mountains. any | Smile at any Ww and speak to any ve knows him or not Hits From Sharp Wits en, “ee HOSE Ne Two are company and three a! It t# to be said in favor of mas- appear to think a whole lot | ene, whether Joined together, n put] Would be left out of the proposed erowd, unless they are inarried, and/senger boys that they do not lead a, of Henry,” remarked the » dove is gentle and unworldly.{asunder” has ou ita lewal evening's pleasure, she commenced to When it is just the opposite, | fast lite. head poliahe he crow is predatory and worldly,/ fulness in’ keeping people te Cena) t | i ee * ee Misaccle ee = Bhi My Wife was unworid ie looked | Mat Were not intended be tos i ae i P ., | could never get over the Roc When a man gets out his hammer,| Our idea of a real offensive is the; Ne#tly everybody in Nebraska uy rrous doctrine that the| “sn't it enough to try the patience William Jennings Bryan 6 Aina RRP erat at tho matter with the eyes of tf ia & dangerous i$ ‘ pits {t's @ pretty good sign that he haus|epring housecleaning drive.—Vitts. /OWNS 4 flivver,” sald the laundry man, | earte That as the kind of wesion vusband of this "dove" attempts tol of a saint?" exclaimed Mrs, Jarr. @n axe to grind.—Columbia State. | burgh Gazette Times ) "and that may account for Mr, Pord’s world cannot understand—the dove teach, Tle may have — confide “y When we try to give the chile | Out of 96,326 people sharing party wi , : 4s in Chicago, the tele, 3 nay re big vote, You see, when Wi aarerih enough in his wife to allow such un- | 0° ERAS SREY Te eat inee (Una IRAI Ha STe Ned foratied adra 91 phone If he makes a success in the city he| At most political dinners “chewing Jennings Bryan set forth bis viesfan la mistaken, ‘The world | UAUal liberties, but while hin thearion | dren some pleasure thoy act ike Its | fuepectore sour 96,376 Pp ' $s congratulated, and if he in a falluro| the rag” is the piece de resistance, | about how our country should pres doow understand the deve's-eye view, | Wonk a Tiny be ideal, they | te savages! - then he is always advised to return! Deseret. News. | pare for Warfare he described « sys- ‘The world does appreeiate the girl| Wil be only fon some fat these dire words little Miss Jarr When read in order of their printing, the words in the dictionary don't to the farm.- Macon News. free ie eo. [tem of wide boulevants, extending who comes from the country ths) “To-day we are living in a word of | Checked her emotion, and after din-! make any sense at all. something that! from coast to coast, fifty es apartione, and (according to. him) looka It takes two to make marriage aj many know and each one thinks he and joined by transverse boulevards, around New ¥ success, but only one to make it a|only knows. je son. information. that th failure, | temptations and frailties of uma ‘nature, It is not easily conceivable Ul that ail women 4 ner the Jarry family moved on in a! \ ‘ | mass formation to the movies reas & child looks at enemy a toy-shop, with the same delig | ani A She Mi ; When nine New York men and one woman board a subway train the } Ve ee. Among the stray thoughts that|one million sturdy Americana would |" Yes, tho World knows this look.) ty question sim Inmocenve, AC Iant | arrived in time to see “The Horrore | “24% generally gets a seat when one of the nine gets of at his station, } There is one thing that may be said! come to every one ia that of the poa-larm themaclves With hot water base 9 the husband does. Yet the every wife has reason to suapect the | of Belgium Battleflelds” displayed on | — { fu favor of old-fashioned household | gibility of inheriting @ fortune from|red flannel shirts, dollar watches and World usually refuses to recognize oman, Who. carries on, clandentine cui Bala ved oan expedition has discovered a river in South America inhabited by J temedies, ‘There are many survivors,/an unknown relative or friend.—Al-| other deadly weapons, leap into tlw novent” dove in the woinan. wioleompanionahip with the husband ane | te #ereen, “they are good chitdren h who talked in their slee } ~Boledo Blade, i bany Journal. flivvers and epeed over the boulevards | secretly enjoys the triendship of au- herself has taken for her very own. | and deserve a little pleasure!” Glimony paying fish who talked in P. Mes 4 \ ) ' oA oo es i