The evening world. Newspaper, April 20, 1916, Page 18

CERN TE — _ - ™ pois ei ~— cee nmmneenestcititstit ANT INTO NE | The Evening World Daily Magazine. Thursday: Aprfl 20; 1916 ne Aimy Wiorls, ESTABLISHMD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. | Peres Daly Except Gupsay by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 8 to e @3 Park Row, New York. i RRO, Sayings of . pe Mrs. Solomon By J. H. Cassel é § JOSHPH PULITZER, Irs Secretary, 62 Park Row, | tered at the Post-Office at New York an Secon]. pared.nt ai PenOttion at Ney. Fork op 84 int By Helen Rowland & World for the United States All Countries §n the International and Cana4a. Postal Union Copyright. 1016, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World). 0] One Year... . $078 ERILY, verily, my Daughter, 1 am a reasonable woman, loving many things and hating few. Yet, from these FEW, oh, Providence, deliver me! From the man that persisteth in telling me the TRUTH, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth; yea, even the Naked Truth, without 6 mucb as a little chiffon trimming. | “For, like unto quinine or anit water, the truth may be exceeding whole jsome, but it is hard to swallow, From the man that calleth upon me in order to enjoy ‘HIMSELF,’ and talketh of nothing Dut ‘himself’ the whole evening. From the man that, when he hath finished speaking, hearkeneth not unto what I may have to say, but awalteth patiently for my words to cease es one waiteth for the passing of an elevated train and thinketh all the while of what brilliant thing Hi shall eay next! From the self-made man, who worshippeth his MAKER, and soundeth | the praises thereof tn the long watches of the dinner party. | From the man who saith continually, “Now, Heten to this!” | From the man that apringeth a bromide upon me and standeth back te watch the startling effect and to enjoy my stunned surprise. From the man that calleth me “a CLEVER little thing,” and applaudeth my bon mots as he applaudeth the stunts of the trick bear of the Circus. From the man that regardeth his motor-car as he might a wife, an@ will not be persuaded to go ANYWHERE without it! From the man that hath not the strength to pass “squabe” ené “chickens” and “peaches” without turning to gaze after them and appraise them, even though I, in all the glory of my now spring hat, be beside him. From the man that telleth me that I am “gaining WEIGHT!” But, if there dwelleth {n Babylon the man that will consider my tastes and remember my little preferences to keep them holy: | The man that lieth sweetly concerning my “perfections” and observeth NOT my defects. The man that LOOKETH at me while I am speaking and hangeth upom | my words with seeming eagerness. ‘The man that is considerate with waiters and gentle with bellboys en@ | generous with all them that serve him. ‘The man that doth not SEE another woman when I am by his side | ‘The man that NOTICETH my hats to admire them. | The man that taketh me seriously—but not too seriously. ‘The man that calleth not EVERY woman by the same pet name | ‘The man that liketh my sachet. | | 01 One Month.. i htonnleedihdetehtebdea ics ene ‘ LINE UP BEHIND IT. T HIS country’s final word in the submarine controversy is said. O, 19,966 Neither the note to Germany nor the President's address to Oongress calls for elucidation. They are as clear as straight and plain language can make them. Every citizen should by time have read both. | Hither Germany bends or friendship between the two nations breaks. It rests with Berlin to choose—without delay: “Unless the Imperial Government should now immediately declare and effect an abandonment of its present methods of submarine warfare against passenger and freight carrying « Vessels the United States can have no choice but to sever dip lomatic relations with the German Empire altogether.” The auswer must be prompt. 1t must be practice as well as| Until the answer is given, support or silence should be the policy ef the American people as regards the note just sent. It should be the policy of all their representatives and public officers. And this applies with special force to the Congress of the United States. Thies is not the moment when the country expects from its repre- eenttetives political recriminations, attacks upon the President, heated partisan tirades. Republican Congressmen who, like Representative Mann and Senator Shermen of Illinois, denounce the President's epesch as a “campaign political dodge” will heve but a small minority even of their own party to applaud them. The eituation is too big for such talk. The country faces possl- Bilities before which all that is best in it instinctively draws together) and feels how one it ie—not how divided. Since the Civil War the people of the United States have passed through no period 60 momen- tows. Can they at such a time count on no more from their Congress than volleys of party bickering and abuse? The imperative word has gone to Germany. Let it have behind it the force of a united nation—in which no German can slyly point to rifts and divisions as proofs of weakness. The President has done his best to take s stand shoulder to shoul der with Congress. Now let Congress do its part. Where else should the country look for an erample of the seriousness, the strength, the ecusplete unity of purpose the crisis calls for? ee ‘The cutragecus treatment of New York City in legtalative apportionment rouses just indignation, but no- body worries much about e reduction in the number of AMermen—The World. ‘We think our venerable paremt ie wrong. New York is, em4 alwayé fe, miserably represented in the Assembly. The yeoor’ of the Aldermen im recent years bas been highly opeditanie OH, LEAD ME TO HIM! | Selah. What is nearest touches us most. The passions rise higher at domestic than at imperial tragedies. OHNSON. The Birthday of West Point NITED STATES army officers) and, lacking suficient funds for tte ities | Proper conduct, the academy authorise and veterans in many ‘c1e tles were hard pressed to keep it | and posts celebrate the b “lalive. At one time the school wag |day of thelr alma mater, the United | without @ single instructor, In ita | States Milltary Academy at West first ten years only seventy-five stue |potnt, N.Y. It was 116 years ago| “ents graduated. 7 nt, N. ¥. bate add In 1812 President Madison brought | that Congress established the training | ayour a reorganization of West Polat. | penool for officers on the banks of the| Soon 269 students were enrolled, and i es north of New| tlie institution began to assume some- UY two miles 10 | thing of its present form. It was not Although the school for educating | until 1817, however, that West Point and training young men in the theory | began to recetve serious consideration ang ‘practice of inilitary science, to|in the military world. Col. Sylvanus Ee A BETTER WAY. 3 and practice tity ua officers of tho| Thayer, who has been called " ONDITIONS at Hasting-on-Hudeon furnish cogent argument The Jarr Famil Old but Upt Dat | Untied States Army, was, Dot Ger)| pointed 10 command, an for a State police. y p 0) a e he was in a way tho, real founder, 10 Who introduced the uniform, the ors Some two thousand striking munition workers, wrought — By Roy L. McCardell — By Sophie Irene Loeb. Congress the necessity of such tn n- to a state of excitement and violence quite beyond the control of the Coyrright, 1016, by The Pres Publishiog Co, (The New York Brening World), : Copyright, 1916, by The Press Pulls On EN TA Nee Re . fe eat ae TTi6, lao sugsrested | resigned had won the respe the infitary men of Europe ay was counted among the world’s most famous Ine stitutions of its kind. In view of the present agitation for war preparedness, West Point may assume even greater impor tance in the coming years. Que a milkutary school STEKDAY I talked to an! comfort, In her later years tho mort: | te Gestrabllity old lady, She is seventy-five | gage on the farm and the support| Authorized in 1802, the Military ) fj gmards, end even hold up peaceable commuters on their way to the a department store whoD| “34.m-mixed,” said Mrs. Jerr. years of age, She lives in &|of her growing grandchildren kept | Academy waa opened on the Fourth house 125 years old. She has} her pinching and saving to keep the |Of July, with # class of ten cadets. tation. The Village Board of Trustees put the situation in the|She was aware of « taxicab ba And as the waiter departed she Prior to that time a number of stu- hands of the Sheriff, who etraightway called for the militia. ied by ta waloh eat her Pere added to the relieved Clara Mudridge- known many great men. 1n|woif trom the door. Many a woman | dents hed been enrolled at the for' ‘Ae revalt hundreds of, guardsmen are called from their homes Not only was friend husband sitting|cmith: “Well, men call cocktaiis| ber early days she lived a life of | would have succumbed to the strain|at West Polnt, where @ corps of ar town authorities, yesterday began to throw stones, fire on the factory M ey eh jcemalewa yer: ae eae or mixed?” Y i 1 waiter, in the taxicab but friend husband's} mizeq 4 ” > oe Inoers were stationed|the great lessons of this war ‘ rinks,’ SSS SS and given up the ghost. tlleriste and eng! & i ction had been | bee o. necensity and business to meet an emergency which could be far better handled] friend, Mr. Rangle, also. | | When she arrtved home she found| The good fellow wouldn't Jet me pay| But not she. While others fell by Neier ae Tottea"ceiastae | by a few capable, experienced police. Silay hy hha Pofcboty ire nod, | Mt. Jarr propped up in an easy chair} for it. And he almost earrled me up the wayside, she went marching on. "The first decade of the academy's! of w ; ; : 4 Mr. . here and fixed me up coinfortable and | s ; ENE RO Dee Sr Tec on Waarmarkel alae or Arming private citizens to put the fear of the law into other| “Only that I saw him!" was Mrs. ee pe i ee rubbed me with Hulment before. h sl Aeterna tae ‘ ld Father Time | ore ee a ncual Aces citizens is a method full of drawbacks and dangers. In a State like|J*'’ involuntary remark, “Only » I'm eo glad you have come! go home. ‘Then he went out and got, VU ver overtake her and hold | oeq the institution, the lawmakers | in home, my dear,” he said. “I wrenched| me a bottle of,cocktai!s and 1 jup her age accusingly. She kept in 1m | my knee coming out of the office, and|me take a cole to brace me up.| touch with youth. She realized that [it hurte terrible, I wouldn't have! The bottie’s on the fee. Have one?” | the old wor! about I, creas that | saw himI* “Why, what 1S the matter, dea Py apparently soon forgot New York it should never be necessary eave ae a last resort. A dozen | or so of mounted polive who knew their business could straighten| cried « voice, and Mrs. Jarr foun But Mrs, Jarr shook her head, ia young, after all. = things out et aate moeraaecn, oni th, 1 Bnten nersclf tucing Clara Mudridge-Smith, | Nowa what to do, but Rangle hap-| iigsed him and Durst Into tears. “f| There was nothing old-fashioned For the Easter Shopper ara id or in any other rural community| Cire Mudridge-sinith ould see thar |Penet along and brought me home| think it's dreadful for worn to drink| about this lady. Laughtngly, sbe| ry aacmimrs were never more) For eummer use the girl would imme where rioting became too much for the local constables. conethine aettated Mee Secs, ‘al, [32 @ taxicab. And what do you think? them!” she sniffed. apologized for her dress, made in 1908, Popular than they are thie sea- [one of those cretonne desk seis sale \ j SS wae that ehe had had eo long that tt ~ [sisting of @ large blotter pad, 3 The State badly needs such a force at ite dieposal. Dough ans baa not heard Mrs. Jarre x den, of out and body, formed for deeds of high resolve, Bee tee ee erence earnest ee) thie, would bree a onsite tionery “holder, tray and ak ‘stand; ® | nt dis-| Will purchase a ni ae Bryen little thought he -was fattening Henry's dove “T just bad a itttle faint spell,” about the war and its varying con- Dright| The man might appreci filcts, and had read all the worth- | Diaye and fancy braceleie with DABED) owe torch flashlights, they come sald Mrs. Jarr, quickly. T + aaa Shee Peres AON | while writers on that subject. stone scttings Aere bracelets in Bakst|!n & vulcanized fibre cae and prices f, TO REPORT ON MEXICO. |faira to Clara Mudridge-Smita and T HE departure of Major Gen, Scott for the Mexican border proves Haveney SiROMINEZEROUE them every. to favorites. Flexible brace! ANE AT edie ey Bhe could tell you about the latest |sirecte are popular, A pretty one,|Facee trom 00 cente to T. sacns as to size, | plece of legislation for this reform with twelve links and a thr inch The fountain pen How Weapons Began ornament, is $5, while a nice plain one | ine he 1 plate finish, is atout 6, ‘Publis Co, (The 7 and that. She waa tn touch wit y a in ni Covrright, 1016, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). 0 ith the | ocn'be had at $135, For the Dracelet|in nickel plata {tial oo ae carried ‘ . where”? Not much! the strong desire of the Administration to clear up the Mexi-) “You do look pate, TS SS rR a ee ers ———— Sy ES : “ ~ eee — = 7 * 3 said Clara Mud- No. 5.—Lances. seeking trouble he quickly found it,| @west methods of housekeeping and ches the summer vogue calls for 8 . pte ‘ ‘ ‘ ; : dj , . + ‘ort-|in the pocket. You can get one can situation without delay. It seems next to impossible to Mdse-Smith. “Let's go somewhere | SMILE of pure joy passed over apa The rey ne Sf | bad pert spterrugg 00: all She: ess Cheer a SOURS Oe a dollar, These flashlights are er ‘ f d 0 ” Q aad Ov “Ope v ovemen’ } "i terles are alw catch up with fact or truth in that amazing country. ‘The chase after | “™2,D8¥e ® CUP of tea the stern features of thejand champions travelled from country|oo ta of men and|/ MOM ‘ops are displaying @ fine|bandy and new patiores f 5 pase after) « ¥ btainable at from 30 to 40 cen ; , I've been a goose all my days," see eneral. He was{to country. Edward i, of England | “re? array of garden sets, If the lady at-|obtaing fareacre Villa himself has not been more arduous. said Mrs, Jarr. “If you won't tell ” on : took eighty nobles te the Contmlund | ‘There was no live topic of which |fo"4y to her own flower garden this) A box of fancy stationery Jem vere ; ; ‘ ell /dreaming. He thought he lay in a} (ok Sets es continent to! she had not some knowledge. She | tend® Neceprable gift. Some|appropriate Easter gift and for the At present, with reporte of the bandit’s death still lacking proof,|a"hodv 1M go with you to that res /nammock on the summit of a mighty|thing had to be done to keer ree | Sala might Provnaist of etrong wicker bas-|iittle folks there are special boxes ‘ ‘ ’ a ant a drink ive ! : : i ODS: 8 sl be be « "i oO! cat vit bri with the attitude of Carranza’s troops toward the American forces) {U'@@t Sed armk a cocktall hill, smoking a cigar. Below him in| supviy of knights from running out, | goly tural aptete aves) MeeP MS [ete and the implements that go with] with, te pare ee wa aii i i f rh!” sald Cli dridge- | allay ce | So bi ce pre devise din | the yor i i y trowel an repre! ons is sel alarmingly uncertain, and with all efforts to understand the First! smi the 4 Fold Ciara Mudridees| the:vallay the: battle bad raged 4/308 England, (nv1392,"homted awards and | And this woman Is making ready to ie gre scien Brie a? at 40 cents a box. x Ohiet baffled by his ei Ae, thu cdatlonta té y aa ne delight of the actual] dawn with little gain to either side! daggers were forbidden for use in| (ine Ut & Pook. & book compart rake. ter bottle is now encased| For the baby there are beausitul ief baffled by his sinuous policy, this nation’s relations with Mex- wickedness of the idea appealing tol suddenly the enemy wavered. tournaments. "| the old with the’ new; ail gathered |) Th€ TOL Wag ornamented tn 4 col-|little white toilet seta decorated i : t. ‘ p4 in & s owder t ico show little but loose ends. hor, “Suppose our husbands find out] “Hoy,” he shouted, “phone down to| | Hut it, waa still no college sisay’s 1e She ence Pn i wie | ored stencil donten of Pec ied ply aii! perforated ey ‘athe * pout it? rn * — | Y . t a i be 7 "pb. It needs a keen eye and a probing intelligence to find out what abou f See ermal. the lancers on ‘em—and bring me | Fine. Fst think of a. boller plated of tho family fortunes. ignites 4 * ensible gt pyroxylin ware, are 74 conta Bytory: . ih : : Suppose they dol" replied ra. | another Bronx.” ¢ d Success to her! The soul of her wi ae 5 k ao-|lin rattles in the form of attract is going on in Mexico, It would be showing small appreciation of the|Jurr, sharply, “Mr, Jarr has 118 | a moment later his gay Jacketed|your eniar ‘piesug, str Wriutne not down, and time bas no terrors A nay ta tol of twine Geetioned| small boats are 44 cents. - ‘ i > . tin ont ” i ey . 0) ce! i © sular. ny first class work of Gen. Pershing and his men to leave them to shift ®t times. Cl be bound riders d into the ranks of the| Montagu was killed thus by his own| "| could uot help reflecting that|on a glass stand. A small ce RA ttpert eran and blue for themselves, ignoring the peril they may be in. Further . SA 9s Ma asetillly: aioe." Routan harpooning them right AG 1400 the knights T Me Windsor, | this woman is seventy-five years | handled soars Cheha yels stones ls 95 cents. Th the now muck T 1 Urthermore, At) said Clara Mudridge-Sinith, “but it}and left. ‘This was when the generall site si he knights rode on oppo-) young. Here she Is beginning all over | twine can be had in Tok They arel favored parrot design in natural col this moment, the country cannot needlessly scatter its energies or, weld be a lar a renAlonian’& stor such had always been the| tice ep BAP Mii wis cehalet again, where many a younger one | low, blue and lavender. y BVOrSG Pe ts one ae 6160 iota i is " } ‘ . coektal © wouldn't have ideal of how a@ battle should end, See betes as ssdan-| would give up. This bit of her | $1.75. ——— spare one iota of its etrength. It is to be hoped the Chief of Staff) ae Aes In't hay Tho tance ia ola, it bas always heen | feces tpt & heads en enilisian, | Hut philosophy would prove as precious | ————— ” will get promptly to the root of things, ‘The time has come to shorten| "111 drink mine, you may bw aura |{Raheiae, hermeal, evemppack |apiiiered ahaft of Gabriel da Monts | {gyre ns (MARY 8 MENA Facts Not Worth Knowing. the nation’s problem lat, learners ents he aes : man | gomerie's lance. “Failure {s only for those who if t , toc armies, It disputes with the sword |” Great individual contests took place. | r, tt," ah “Twi 5 Se an a | rrived at the restaurant in| the honor of being the most deadly |The Duke of Burgundy came to Eng. | mcceTse, Mt ene aie want no By Arthur Baer. Dollars and S By H. J.B | ite dtutrier graeme im leavalry weapon, “Some claim the|iand in 1468 to meet Lord Scales in | SG Oe 08 1010, by The Press Publabing Go. (The New York Rresing Word), ense y J. arre Pinel al i hese liance does the work quicker and/tournament. ‘Th tore up all the|. » a . (Copyright. . : roprietors of boiler face oy ft. ¥. Barrett desperate things were done, Mré, better, and others bold that the sabre yatoty frat rules nnd went Bact rounn | STURT ARSORE EXacroee Wee SMP! my she aid of a delicately balanced aletograph proprietor of tel ONSIDERABLE comment was, ad, attr many readers art faltered for a moment, hut again | Klis em Fe aiee hal with sharpened lances, the next with | “Another Instance of young-old peo- | tordes are enabled to tell when their employees have qui recently aroused by the appear. | P't prot 4s many pros-! 8 win her mind's eye Mr. Jarr hon § y balloon was) swords, the third with pole axes | ple to my attention thi | for prospect n punctured and pistols ot to be com- oy * e: “6 ple came my a ntion @ other . F - ar ce of @ novel Jouble-page au- pull of prospective| and Mr, Ransle tr vehtele of dis. | 5 AE Ona ieee a ly The | tournament Kaine gradually | day when T happened into @ bop Sotentista of doth hemispheres have tried in vain to perfect a beer tomobile a4. in a certain well-known) yond any ad. pertaming tite ts n mg by AL the stunts that Napoleon'a Polish | ciric nents clothes Bud lets of Grete | tent Anite anosie pkures, & f nm the bottom weekly. The maximum returns in attention. | Mwishitened up and snarehe cara did at Waterloo showed the |Snasches, put none of the old time | arivat fashionable frames tke t| on ne 700m o mee The distinctive feature of this par-|&Tipping force (always considering the of Clara Mudridge-Smith to a small] British there was stil a punch In the | “pep,” have seen on Fifth avenue. For many, a er speeches wer@ ticular ad. was its lavish use of white| cost of the space) r frome the wae ible ina far and darkened corner, (ld Weapon and they have thelr lancer | “Hut, while {t lasted, those boys were | many years he has made nothing but Bears used to sleep ail winter tong before after dinner specc space. total of 288 equare|of about 20 per cent. of the ad's area The +wn 1 jregiments to-day. Those kindly little | ¢rightfully in earnest. They fought in | 4. inches of space, about 110 equare inch-| for white space, The two ladies took thelr seats and \° itfits, the Cossacks and the Unblang, | regular tournaments and they scouted derstood his business, But invented, ey @s, oF almost 50 per cent, were left) From these findings tt would seem 2° hanisome walter was geen ap. /also carry the big harpoon. Our men |around between times looking for| he had not stood still. He too had h mnt @ epotiess white, that the spectacular automobile ad, Proaching, |don't. They stand pat on a well olled|imore scraps, A knight riding with | gone marching on. He had many cui By cutting the rates on party wires the tclephone companies Rave 160 Ae the rate in this medium approx-| referred to was an unwise experiment,| W, you stick by me, Clara Mud. |S* shooter. A cavalry charge with |his quire would see another nickel- | tomers—the best people in town. He 4 the high cost of listening. tmates $5,000 @ page, the advertiser) But to dogmatize reganiing this sub- | riage Ad Aiea tase, ue lances flashing and plum flutter | plated pproaching. mingled the old art with the new, I duce' expended nearly $5,000 for the pur-|Jject te dangerous, Too many variable . Jerr, “You | is said to be the most wonderful sight | “Gadzook: he would cry. “Me-| said to this ma wens chase of mere white space. factors enter into the question, ‘The PTCUED place, Don't you|1n the world nust be from @) thinks yon husky dub fain would ‘How Is it that you no longer A boon to mankind ts a dumb waiter busser that harmonizes perfectly Ie thie a good investment? This ts| fact that this wis the first we YOU 60 ordering| balloon. But one { blame the man | jreak a lance In honor of his lady."” young ond yet make such modish | tawheeled trolley car ‘ @ @iMoult question to answer. If this; to take this rica! step | lenonade ng like that on foot for throwing away bis sword! Breaking lances was the husky | things’ with a flatw , : ‘ daring experiment resulted tn riveting) the rates of whic) are w reve sere and sprinting for the nearest tele- qub's middie name, so they bac | “He said: “It is because | do not — the attention of twice as many pros-| be high, may } justified his ac rae ak . Braph pole. : i off and went to it. |instst that the old way {is the only Ina Philadelphia ward of 1,000 voters 2,001 votes were t, indicating ve customers as would have been | Tens of thousands must have coin. hat w , ladies?” said the t is chiefly In connection with the| ‘The knightly vow Was ” high ona,| way, Tam old but up to date,’ a ed scoundrel had voted three times, ase had 4 more conventional lay-| mented on the experinent, and that,| al wa i Iry that we think of the! higher than most men could keep. Aud there vou have the gecret of | that some wnprincipled scoundr mat been adopted, the plan was a muc-| of course, Is Wit the ‘ortiser di “Rie =. . cent abrel, Se Preuill, a French | But those were rough veh times | success In a nutshell Though Father ‘asian o per de- ps of tea » the story ruus, started th haart aa the: , i Bot, Doubtless the! sired. gtuttered Mra. dare tournament game in lO. It he wae nea Ee eines that eaund them Time orertake you let him And YOU} — waen put into quart bolties water from Niagara Falls loses ite foros 4 i .