The evening world. Newspaper, April 18, 1916, Page 20

a alien os ee ——— Flome and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. April 18. 1916 “S'MATTER, POP! “ “ “ —e “ a a a ” By C, M. Payne About Plays a ng vil A whad lor covwsa te erg] ——e and Players Ave THis Puss Ame / . "T, ‘scale ile o OM WT By BIDE DUDLEY ‘ . ° ue | oe ' " ‘ , . , ace of AW of wer fo Commiieace A anid while \/« oreo ON HER ACT IEL | . \ ’ a | Ok hit Got In Wrong ! “” “" A YOUNG oan’ mae —— patina achatatetetetataad 1 3 woraam = 1S u s wi | ; : ' Aw! BUT TOU HAVE PoSTIVELY owe ty the ror CunRITY To FoR “TH PART, }) My DEAR ast “Tr! \ | : a , iat q tem! Prove Th ConTRARY ! “A wil fa ‘ ' wh “ + r men ' with L CAN HOOT : \ her aruee t onr be take next ’ 4 moeting and —wel were pu ' ttle \ ' to ert and Gusta Kerker , “ i LE he ff ath 4 fo declared npettiove Juatt F xny Mesars. Sousa Huw bell, Merlin and{ ' Herber war na to formulate! plane for the ¢ Hoof offleers, ac ; . Iso pas he apy tions fo poms The me + ol I are des yi ia tie | FLOOEY AND AXEL_Wed d Like to Bet to Bet "That We Know Which Umpire the "Announcer Referred To! ni ‘ They 1 ame pa ee ee ee ae sii eT ah | ed a othe f t GEE, AY GOTTA UMPIRE. | = AND AETE cng.) | lw Pa ae aN GES MRS. HORTON SRS ey @eaneG ny wet) WE'LL WaT FOR THE al /” URY-DEES 'N aeninn' Aric SeAsGAroe LORiGh, WHEDS baie \ ALIGN Get GEMNED SY UMPIRE PGT HEpE AN! | /~ Aw You KNOW GAME WILL RE DEE-LAYED Few tea been ned 1, connection | vn Foun!) “THE. ONE I MEAN, } \ MINUTES ‘S ONE OF TH UMPIRES h « Waite has been drafted ~ ~ 4 _- ’, forse work Siateas’tasew* nl | gh Hey Dan sous uP tt & next Monday a bility as an ways Mr, Loew RR ES a 3 notoriely she may d R We f course Ma " on, Entertainer,” eh BY WAY OF DIVERSION, | foweat to law the other day al nan who owed ine wouldn't pay. ‘The | p as only forty-six, bu Was | oka. We'll | suid. “We can not lose+don't be misled Our stand aright. We'll teach went to court our ened while Ww us cach Une w : © fuse about the Pil We felt we ougidn't Gossip. Al Jolson is to stage TOO OOO DODO OGG verdict said we'd] Rose Stahl is at her home at Bay new Wi Gaurd beta IMMY We hud to pay the| side reading plays I Viow. the “business” of the chor WHAT TO SAW AT THE Z00 1, A, ieehnteality. 46) George M. Cohan will appear at the | 1 {1s ; ear o de our case appear a@b- | Green n Club's dress rehearsal in|! 1 4 | uurd.' Phe other fellow left, by Jinks, | « 86 act a | A PASSED BY ' aod bought nis friends a round real Harry Fox is to work im pictures!) . 4 at J nt | ee me 1 have to go tol ten weeks, He haw anew auto which t HAZEN CONKLIN at few two! as ho ts teaching to Jump fences. | iE NAW 3 deep, I'll hava to Harold Voaburgh is about to enter | “ Oraeieht, 1918, Beem Pubithtns Oo, (M, ¥, Brening W own. I mean to let amb alone. | vaudeville in a sketch written by WOVESR GOUREEMITAL fa atin : 0) i - George M. Rosenor HY, ; | | a { | i | ‘ | f THE WRONG DOPE. | "Clifton Webb will have a role in| Bessie Mack of the Shubert pres | OW mony Oh Ou leq tn culieen ie { gh 0 WN! ROME , H. O. Davis, manager of U ‘he Girl from Bra: “whieh Is now t has never seen a eireu 4 City, the filin town in rehearsal ttended a et bg * caine ‘The dancing team HGrealnawethe meniwhe:dedleate aiharah andibitar hymn: et hate © amazement iim o ' axomon Davis, when he position, decided what might be ce has bean eng which ra | To spring houseciea They have no place to lay | heads-=the renovatora have their beds For dust- ge Alm should be ms | They have no place to sit and eat—the table's tented in a sheet, ‘laud Shortly after reach trenuous sea cat The chairs are shrouded ork he gathered toget golf and hand ball 1 | They h no place to hang the ate—with sundry junk that gets their goat ‘ of film men and proudly exnibi Gaby Deslya and Harry Plicer are | Ree watue crowded A — t em the animated Tennyson w going beck to London to appear in| aie @hao;-faR wk shan i When the last scene had flitted away, | the muse halle ! ‘| | They ney ne Sharan seish) | mesic tan ite, Ragas tent en tuslrsBness| *, o00) Mr, Davis waited for comments. Adele Barker and Henry Stiliman | FOOLISHMENT | GAPE tay 0G: 4d firet one came from Julius. Stern, | @ by Charies Dillin be vad 8 tuatly tore They mutter things, but soft and low, so wifie cannot hear and knew 1} LAST SATURDAY TOMMY a fe eer? 4 whose tastes in literature, it was un- | ham for thecust of “Sweet Genevieve,” | we Mhitight hee ver What they are saying! ‘a ‘Toe t derstood, had always run along clas: {in whieh Marte Dress sto be the Oe sera Incet me oe 9. 0 50 Me || SAW A KAN AROO= 8! ‘ ie weal eae | aaecs : heel Wives assert that tod 1 menace to lace curtains, which || WHAT DID WE St FE mm Os Re E wie J | eee eae nae Cane va Thy | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE — may tw: why side whisker gone out of fashion TODAY ? Ly on me * I replied Mr. Dayts, | presence of an actress oad Almost every city in the United WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? 13 e es k said Mr, Stern sert-|the place all up and set the whole] States is in debt.” Ma . ig t Maud wae 4 rule.” | town talking. “What does San Antonio? The word | like the best is said to me when | am sorely vexed - 3 ee Seb M eI at = ss fi ~ | Ite when the barber turns his head and looks at me and hollers “Next!” | nn penieieaiseer emits carvan pees sien ‘ SOU OD OOOUG DOO OO UOC os ee * 8 caoi8 | ' _ aaalne ea r $ WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan AMOS CRAB SAYS “There ain't mony men who really star in he] He Took ’Em All. Se emai oe hae Smbarra ames i} S006 HEGOHOOOGGG10 1" 1618 HOTHBS BOSSES OWE oO 6) drama of the women havin’? most of the sneakin’ parts, les ” sald the quiet little man} ‘rye Engilshinan said that the horse] honor, 1 have that ould cart since i mn > FOR, | LITTLE MOVIES OF BIG MOMENTS. | in the corner, as the conver-} had bean his since it Was a foal wax @ Wheelbarrow."—Young’s Maga. } ILL YOU EVER FORGET inna or (aracaacm HES JUST | piento party, Ant hill, Somebody sits on ft. Intermission for one, | sation turned to sport. “I've] When Paddy was questioned he felt | zine. Ry THE FIRST PIECE YOU WN SPREADING o aa + [DOIN THAT Wie | ie ae | i ee had a good deal of experience tn Putt. | === eer ] I ‘ To TH Me TA oN so They say the way of the transa or is hard, but some of tem have it\ ning, cycling, &c." ‘ c ; N CHESTNUT T |} 70 BE FUNNY, 0 ning, ©) SPOKE AT SCHOOL 2? ae ey ey NEVER KNEW |THE KNEW BAD IE HE | | pretty soft-—umtil they get cought “Kyer lad any luck?” asked the} | We Vibha ll | HE WAS SO |} iy PERE ie is |WOULD CUTHH | MARRIED LIFE STORIES athietic-looking young man i a . : | SmitHy S- ‘ ETL MoT HE RS |! OUT THE sad gh last atiatnes he nae ' nee took the gould bf S } d } j2 ART. } LAST NiGuT {0 ats * a9 whe proud pow | "Oh, yes; once took the gold cup ) S . : { Reecles ) SINGING! raid | ote mis a) ee nae ete |tor ten-mile running championship.” | yy se iia ob te tor n't tt Snd poe hue! 2. | “Anything else?” sneered the other. | k | | Yau, tum: he wire w en abe weit on w Hee! “At one meeting T look six cups— any bat Ie : es wine tae! Keiched at it 14) act, all the prizes that were Pittwburgh Chron earn TO HARD QUESTIONS. | offered. | “Now, look here, mister,” @aid the & UP my orpha athlete, “you can't expe @ to be fibs und wish you | jeve that.” r instanee, I tell “It's a solemn fact, nevertheless,” ne has washed, IT] angwered the little man, “You see, FAttor “Pevine and Baler 1am a spinster and it has be , Who ts ten years old, I fe advise me how | can correct t 1 him to wash, and when he preser |took at hia face and hands aud find no visible evidences that he has had them |{un” <q” photographer.” — Rochester even near soap and water, AN, T, Kyening Times Hg Don't worry, auntte. The chances are you are not a deep student of doy | fe —— i} ., ways and are misjudging him. Asa parent, let me give you a tip: Don't look a } ts lat a boy's face and hands to determine if he has washed them. Look at the It Grew Up. } towel. tf HL, e actress, tells SCRAMBLED EGG PUZZLES—NO, 19, Rvs sto by, She assread, ie 4 . Before the letters in this egg An Irishman, an Englishman i | were sorambled they spelled the |anq @ Scotchman were all thre \ name of something which will as: | brought to court. Paddy was charged *« ( sist you In ascertaining what it is. with stealing a cart, the Englishman i oe sa 8 es 8s a horse, and the Seot a cow 1 ] h x A | N we ae ona a [Spring style, in two neig ts ASHBY-2' sin CLUETT PEARBOD they originally did. The soram- bled letters in last Saturday's eqg speed "ANNIVERSARY," dee OR OURS a, Dallas ea. [) Soe If you cam arrange the lat- | enemas U) es Pa era so that they will spell what Bumsatead’s Worm Syrup