The evening world. Newspaper, April 6, 1916, Page 18

Che eseniiy Ward, FSTARIASHOD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Puviished Dally Wxcept Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 63 te tk Row, New York RALPH Put Prestdent, 6% Park Row. ATZOR, " ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 67 Park R osRPN PULITZER, Jr tesrotats, eo Park Row. CUE ree en nintlitcettalaicnin chia eainininiian ener 4 the -Officn at New Yor! SecondClana Matter. lon tes to The Hvening|Ior Vngland end the Continent as@ Werld for the United States nada, The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, April 6, 1916 * } a Sayings of Mrs. Solomon: By Helen Rowland Comrright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (‘Ihe New York Drening World). M‘ DAUGHTER, bear now the Lenten Prayer of a Wise Woman, who | Rehearsing for Chicago ett, By J.H. Cassel All Countries tn the International Postal Union. 2.60) One Year. 301 One Month Lee WOLUME 5 hath found the Secret of Happiness: “Let Basy Ones follow after beauty culte, and Highbrows cut off | their back hair and cultivate brains; but, as for MW, I ask only this “Oh, make me SWEET! “For lo, I am a Woman, and I know wherewith my path shall be m ;c@sy and my days full of delight. “Yea, deny me, if thou must, eyes of sapphire and lips of ro! carmine; but grant me, I beseech thee, a Sweet Smile. “And I will do the rest! “Deny me, if thou willest, curling hafr and the fascinations of a dim- | ple; but grant me, I implore thee, a Sweet Disposition, and T shall not | need them! “Deny me Iittle fect and the figure of Anuette Kellermann, but grant me a Sweet Voice. “And who shall observe that I have them not? | “Deny me cleverness and wit and brilliancy—yea, even brains; but | Srant me a Sweet Manner and ingratiating ways. | “And T shall not miss them! “Deny me strength and riches and power and talent and character— yea, and Jowels and chiffons and motor cars and all things for whieh every woman yearneth; but grant me, I beseech thee, a Gentle Heart Sweetness of Soul! | “And lo, all these things shall be added unto me! “For, when men 6ay of @ woman ‘She {is beautiful,’ !t denoteth ad- miration. “And when they say of her ‘She is wise,’ it signifieth their respect. “And when they say of her ‘She is fascinating,’ it implieth their de Nght in her. “But when they say of her ‘She fs sweet,’ It meaneth LOVE! “And what profiteth it a woman, though she gain all the plaudits and all the admiration and all the respect and all the riches iu the whole | World, and have not Love? “Verily, verily, the praises of the multitude are as sounding brass and ‘tinkling cymbals; but the praises of a Lover are as houey and wine to the ‘heart of a woman. ‘And what more can he say of thee or me or of ANY woman than thi Pere ces cmeseeccesssssscscseeeess NOs 19,952 THE GERMAN CHANCELLOR’S SPEECH. HE protestations of the German Imperial Chancellor that Ger- many has no thought of “rushing against the American con- tinent” now or later are earnest enough but hardly called for. | This nation has not been anxiously awaiting assurances that Germany will not attack it. On that point Dr. von Bethmann- Hollweg might have eaved his breath so far as we are concerned. What we ehould rather have heard from him is some frank, con- vincing statement indicating what Germany means to do to meet our just claims as a friend—and neutral. His epeech to the Reichstag could not, perhaps, have included euch @ etalement. At all events it did not. Instead he used only the ame old evasive phrases already made familiar to the point of etale- nese by the German Foreign Office: “Germany must defend itself against this war of starvation. No one can ask us to permit our arms of defense to be wrested from our hands. We use them and myst uee them.” “We respect legitimate rigits of neutral trade and com- merce, but we can expect that this will be appreciated and that our right way and our duty will be recognized—to use all means against this policy of starvation.” This follows clo randum received in Washington before the sinking of the Sussex} e. brought the submarine controversy to another erisis. It carries no} ‘# promises. It ratifies no pledges. It docs not advance matters by| the fraction of an inch. It may have gratified the Reichstag to hear that Germany would! and Teena -~ow! | ely the language of the reeent Gerinan memo-| epare America, But the Imperial Chancellor's words cannot satiefy ‘Lo, thou art SWEET!" thie country that Germany's resolve to use “all means” to gain her Selah. an ends is now or ever to be recognized as something transcending | | Twizt Kings and Tyrants there's this difference known American rights either on land or on sea, | Kings seek their subjects’ good; tyrants their own— i | | HERKICK. The Japanese liner Chiyo Maru 1s reported a hopeless wreck. Thus one-sixth of all Japan's steamships above 10,000 tons has been lost. The Japanese invasion of this country will |Dollars and Sense By H. J. Barrett have to be postponed. Pacific Coast papers please note. | “cc CRACK travelling salesman |~ hoplia that ic will nut inconvenience ee 1s an extremely independent | Fou, &e. latter has been count- Individual,” said a sales] a ciyay ty THE BRONX PLANTS TREES. manager recently, “And he has a@ . Fight to be, No matter what mag | noved. ; > happen—whether times be good or| ® PLIA for shady streets is addressed to residents of the Bronx SRAEENOIETAIMISE ERYCE AUUERCUNA | Juri in a practical way that promises excellent results. | a livelihood, The supply will never) mind Park Commissioner Whittle has circulated a pamphlet ae demand, Sales ablilty sas) We sf bets of * : ‘ " | valuable as an annuity, Yes, more #04) j.:,,.,) Fy Anko 1D OOS ees | in which he not only points out how much beauty, health and com-! for the annuity company might fall, | qischermct che art etgt iil, a fort street trees can add to city life, but also pledges the city to plant | “Crack salesmen, however, are not| man, nd still the trounle continued, eee ee a always the most valuable to'a house,| Recently, however, L evolved a. pi and carefully tend und protect every tree for which citizens contribute | Sometimes, in the long run, the steady| which has reduced this dimenity $0 the initial payment of $12. Purchasers can select Norway maple,| = aa a is "SP Eee SERS INTEC AIS ATURE IENS ELSTET PITT C EA IITIOSET Ce ee OR AARCOE ER Amite |e re ltiteach butlatin ge Oriental plane, red oak, pin oak, American elm or European linden. e | e to nail the orders, neglect cert nh) Metho and st ortages | include a blank ; ; i tasks involving some drudgery, which | reads as follows Many property owners in the Bronx have already picked up rains |= The Jarr Family {|} Two Kinds of Quarrel s [/ee cis ite emg eyiee ms. : ad : | 5 its customers proper service. and | giv in the municipal tree sale. — By Roy L. McGardell — | — By Sophie Irene Loeb — “Take the ma'ter of stock shortages| honor that the chang The Bronx is a young borough and can profit by the mistakes 9 | and price changes, for instance, Most) have been made Iu my price : q . 3 " The Pi f 0, ( >| mercantile houses notify their trave ! samples of older sections of New York where tht “mareh of progress” has Copyright, 1916, by The Prom Publishing Co, (The New York Hrening World), | Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), PROMO NIA Obane BHANEAE |: ok Miened tia : peers JARR was yawning constant-| said Mra, Jarr, “I just feel that tired WOMAN decided that she! been tiving toxether for the past two]in this regurd. The silesman should.| “This is to with the ruthlessly sacrificed green lea to brick and asphalt. This city ly and said to Mrs, Jarr, and I ache in every bone in my body, had married the wrong] Years, but I still regard him ae a| Of course, go over his price ist and| sulesman's dally There must 7%, never regarded street trees as a public asset until after it had allowed think I have the spring fever.” | and 1 h@en't encrgy to do anything. | man. She left him, and] very fine man. We were carried away make the need a oo) , tions and ay} be some pays secret in tha . 7 a : . ” ” » » same e pinate ” Is | wo: ng ¢ is hrase, or it ivate greed and selfishness to cut them down. Now it begins to... “It your blood,” replied Mrs. Jarr,| I guess it’s the apring weather.” Here separation was agreod uD-| hy love, just tke thousands of other] samples any lines in which shortages! worked. reformation in’ the caser ee pr 4 g) axes of ice Ahad aheae, ces p Mee di vigtae ch foilane han that gives you that tired feeling, I'm) Mrs, Jarr yawned and then asked Mtre. | on, Sho made this state-| persons, Beat ha ere oprililame the aateaelice os gH er vealize that shady thoroughfares anc ( vistas of foliage are more than’ giving the children sulphur and mo-| Kittingly to excuse her for so doing. matt ‘We paint mental pictures of do- | i#? the lees likely is he to be willing| ers. nvcepting orders municipal luxuries. They attract visitors—and trade. lasses, and you should take some | “Slave you tried apariiia pile?” | wy pate pub We have not NibpinbeR koe tian Ga the ace onrieen preubie, blenny ede is we're short has Greater New York shows signs of entering upon a tree planting | '% i, Fe aleeon Mra. Kittingly, ‘They do me | . = i fe a oll by and the paint Nesta its| work. [t's amazing to learn how | an € cat hata he renieetione epoch Let the Bronx lend the way. | AJBASE LOG ae Toes vai enrtealy | @ worerot geadl UtaKe them TEBE! “sarake good now!) Be sald. oF au . we realize how sadly we have! #verse to even this amount of drivig.tdence that tie salesman had dell Pr . ure always out to give me a good| along. ‘ ou felt bad save | ery average t ing sales-Jerately prevaricated in signing t j alee said you'd take it If you f ., | Bera tricked by this funny old world.” | thin. Bank, My own ideale thar atin es eves | time, I'd look nice to take that stuif. said Mrs, Jarr, with eager) what's the matter with you?’ This woman ia a philosopher, In| “Now what happens when an order| good deal like the tempernneo pledges “You won't take anything that willl interest. “I’ve never tried them, I “s, Jarr, astonished; “that's! oo) lim taken for goods of which we're| The signir hi rancn pledge, The unknown persons who set up a group of bronze grey- , ” peg ss asked Mrs. . ‘ contrast to this are two other couples bd a ol Bie 1 nefme makes an grey do you good,” remarked Mrs. Jarr,| was going to ask our dector to give| oo pood for children. I'm not £OINE| wig are before the courts, Some of |SOrt? We inust write the customer| inerad » impression which helps hounds in Central Park the other night and departed without | “but T notice if you can have any|n> a tonic, for 1 certainly do feet | °"'Y :. ae pee HOEHUHIMN LMCI inn ete ceet Th chase taeie lace: lan apologetic letter full of ‘we regret in supporting one's resolve,” leaving directions to have their names inscribed on the pedes- [complaint that whiskey is supposed to| terrible, 1 think 418) the spring |e ee eee uy of those sare | in, Meek: etuctin Gea tircthar® tal may have acted from motives of mischief of from an over: be good for you're quick enough to) weather and from staying in the house | ®°!"* Kittingly takes, M . jsaparilla pills Mrs. “Int rupted his social intercourse |Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers. flew of public spirit. take your medicine: too much. I just ache all over." I * ke spoon doses anyway, but sie ey “ " ‘ r. 1 " can't take sp by hammering on furniture, = Park Commissioner Ward ought to be pleased to find his | “People ‘heuring you talk would} Mr. Jarr, who was in the back! don't mind pills.” | "hetampadifver feet abla PRING days are coming, likewise] he is angiy with mo and ts paying published remarks on the low standards of park statuary think I was @ regular sot," replied ;room, came forward and, bowing tol! \tyjpum!" suid Mr. Jarr. And} | spring costumes, ‘There ts one} 2ttention to another gir! to make bringing immediate and energetic response from zealous citi- zens. There is danger, however, fn the possibility thet en- thusiasts may at excited moments decide some art object tn private ground would show to better advantage in a public piace and thereupon resolve themselves into a committee to effect the change. Impulees of this sort though generous must be curbed. ‘The city needs good statues. But it can accept only such as are delivered in regular express wagons and by daylight Hits From Sharp Wits without phia 'f These days the man whoae mind to him a kingdom is will be kept busy maintaining his kingdom's neutrality Deseret News. : aking a tumble.—-Philadel- exraph . oe Among other things that the rising sun dispela are many of the good in- tentions of the night before.—Albany Journal It takes two people longer to fix a furnace than one.—Baltimore Bun, oe oe A dollar may not go as far Those who net the pace leave tt to As it did some past day, others to set the brake.--Deseret Rut sure it breaks the record speed |News. : oe In its swift get-away. ~Momphix Commercial Appeal . ‘ometimas a man's popularity ceases when something has happened Perbaps you have noticed that one|to cause him to show himself just as can't always jump at conclusions! he is.—Albany Journal. Letters From the People Military Tretning tn Se Wo vie FAitor of The Brening World ‘We recently read that the students ef the College of the City of New York signed @ petition protesting against |! the proposed idea of military training ! tn their school. It seems remarkable | fh) ‘avranging th that euch a feeling should exist in 1HiNiN! threo in a row tn hy system in general use? Perhaps some railroad official could explain D. P. Why It Cannot Be Done, the Waitor oP ng to his numbers our city. A short period of military ‘Nat cour {raining each week would prove help. 10M” 1 wish to etate thar this can fui, and in time of need might doa pe ee iit: 12345680 te i which world China s bs * lisa multipleof ® AJC B. For Automatic ‘Train Coutr Bellmore, L To the Kaitor of The Bening World: “What Entectt” : Your recent editorial on automatic! i. pan ct hin tee Wun train control was timely and to the Here is a stion for amateur|* ine matour - Tallabe WnOnete Piran scientists to auswer: “What effec 7 as ve travellers, but might Would 1.000 men (walking and keep ing the kame step) have upon also be = means of saving millions of {fF (0° PAN Met a dollars annually by the elimination of | preventable wrecks. Such protection eamnot be expected with the present The Former Is Correct, | go the BAitor of The Evening World e@ystem, as the element of | Which is correct to s ee tallidility is a dominating! carries a cane’ or ‘Why ts not ” automatic | a cane RBG ha m= t| looking stuff,” 4n ors | caller jcbildren and mi | molasses three times a day with @ Mr. Jarre. “I notice you don't take any of those messes you force on the “1 take anything that I think will do me good, I'd take sulphur and smile If I thought I needed tt.” “But you'd never think you needed it," eald Mr, Jarr sneeringly. “The testy way you epeak ts a sign your blood {8 out of order after a winter of heavy meals,” replied Mrs. Jarr. “I can't make you take sulphur | and molasses, but you should. Tf you} ever hear mo complatning, you) have been all this blessed day, you| just bring in the eulphur and molasses and I'll take a tablespoonful.” “Yes, you would,” sald Mr. Jarr, garcastically. ‘You are as bad as the country folks, who take sarsaparilla and sulphur and molasses and camo- ten and sassafras tea in the mile spring.’ ‘They are all very good for you tf your blood is too thick,” replied Mrs, Jarr, “and I wish T had some sassa. fras tea to give to the children,” “Of course, for the children,” sald Mr. Jarr, “What's the matter with you women that you are always wanting to dose everybody? When {women haven't any husbands or chil- dren to dose they are always doving \ themselves with pills.” “Well, don't you say that } aim tal si ing pills. I never dv. Maybe al | quinine pill if J have @ cold or an as-| pirin pill when TE have a headache, but | its very seldom,” And she burried out and soon returned with & bowl ot jauolasses and sulphur, “Ugh!” eaid Mr, Jarr, looking at it ‘I'm not going to take that awful. Just then the door bell announced a It was the gushing Mra, Kit- tingly “How are you, my dear Mra. Jerr?” . “How well you are look- Mrs. Kittingly, presented the bowl of sulphur and molasses and a table- spoon to Mrs. Jarr, nav He ives in fame, who died in virtue's cause SHAK ESPEARB, How Weapons Began when both ladies gave him a hard [bok he fled without excusing bim-| self for yawning tn company. Coprright, 1918, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Fraving World), No, I--Hlint, T has long been the custom to ple- ture our grauddads of 4 million Mats k as & of knock- flatfooted individuals with no between their pompadours and I their eyebrows, ‘This 1s all wrong. There was no hair growing over their eyes and they were on thelr toes most of the tine, ‘They had to Just faney taking a stroll through one of those sylvan glades the poets write ab: some bright morning, end suddenly coming face to fac with a woolly-haired rhinoceros as ick and with an in- Grandpop's only on his way and to hadn't anything ¢ ith, excopt perhaps (up and hardene big as an auto-t as5 But ono day something happened. Feeling strong, a young husky heaved not put a handle on the axes and knives? It used to be hard to get an {nvention across; people want to stand pat on what th have chap got in touch with the tribal b and cave im an earful of what the new wrinkle would do. ng some; Jeasy money in sight, the boss took it| up und arranged for the local champion | VA to try it out next ‘afternoon. | The big day ‘a crowd sturted for the open field on the edge ot town, Th er, hia face tixed In his fighting scowl, led the way, Around him 1a crowd of little boys, getting in the first row to the | he boss made rather in- timating that hed got up the new idea himself, while the inventor hung | Jin the ground. Has beon” | champions edged thelr way forward| und were introduced to the audience. When tho stage waa set, the big fel- low stalked into the open and picked up the big war ase with its new. tangled handle. | Hie gave It a whirl and almost lopped | a heavy stone nota chunk of flint | ory an ear; then another not quite so| On dropped a jong, Hat sliver with a insily, A third time and he got sharp edge, ‘The picked it UP.) the swing of it; then he made it hum} juggled it in his hand: nd stood in the air about his head. It was a } it hard. Suddenly he | cyeee t his bean had another use|" vurning to the gaping inultitude, | rry his eyes and recelve | pe growled © whacked the bunk of! “Bring on your gosh — blamed flint again, and once again. After al ainc ! bit he learned how to jay off the flat| He could Meck anything he'd ev strips. The manufacture of flint wea | geon, Business boomed. — Knives, pons and tools had begun, ‘The Stone | «pears, saws and arrows, beautifully | Age was on, We'd got @ toe-hold on | polished, were turned out, all fitted| the ladder leading upward, {with the mew handles. {ts were Tho styf they turned out at first} sunk and flint mined in a regular was poor. roughly finished and cluinsy | way. Large war axes were made for to handle, but a mighty big improve-|the men, and nice lttle ones for ent over nothing. It gave those old | wood chopping foe the women, boys # halfway chance when backed| ‘There aren't any records, but we into a corner by a sabre-toothed tiger; and they were able to eat more regularly. Hunting and fishing came easter. EAlson fter @ long, long time some village|{t, and didn’t try to apologi t the next big idea Why| ward, know they fought, n always have, They didn't have press agents with thelr armies, however; ‘what they) wanted they took, If t could get after. | s “put out the Nghts with annoying suddenness. “Addressed her econtemptuousiy tn the presence of others. “Tore her clothes.” What a contrast with the woman of whom I at first spoke! Why can’t people agres to disagree? How many | innocent children suffer from the ex- plottations of their parents’ idioayn- crasies!’ How many young girls go bod weeping at the unkind insine tions that the father has made against the mother! How much needless suffering could be avolded if people would quietly adjust their quarrels within their home precincts or with the help of @ good friend, in- stead of baring them before the world at large! The family skeleton has no funny- hone. Yet many @ family has been the ughing stock of the community be- ause it has chosen to open the door of the skeleton’s closet! How many a little one has been !mpressed in childhood by the unkindness of one parent who prated of the other's shortcomings—impressions that never faded, he world wants your grins, but not your grouches, Everybody hi fumily of his own, with all tts atten ing ills and thrills, Alring domestic troubles befo the populace never brought anybody anything but ridi- cule and rearet, ly when the} troubles can be in another er all is short footing, Sea fruit. Reapect always comes to him who suffers in silence and who saves sor- row to others by quiet settlement. Ufe and time is And revenge is only Dead There is nothing that cannot be prop- | | erly adjusted if the parties are only willing. When at war, meet each other haif way, and you may go the other half im peace, thing which should be brought to the attention of young girls who work in shops and offices whenever the warm season comes around, If you wish to be treated with proper respect by your employer and by the young men who work with you do not allow the warm days to tempt you into wearing garments more suitabl for the warden party than for the business world, you such foolish advice as that you wear tight, high collars and long eleeved shirt waists all summer long, You have the right to dress coolly and comfortably. But there ts @ appy inedium between primness and immodesty and you should strive to attain this middie state, “H, B.” writes: “Iam twenty-two and 4 man of forty has paid me tention for two years, Lately he Deen paying attention to other girls, also, Dy you think he has serious in- | tentions?” If he had tt seems to me that he would have declared them before now, “p, B." writes: “Iam sixteen and @ young man whom I have known for four years has been paying me atten- tion for several mouths, TI have learned to love htm. He drinks and he ts not a steady worker. Just now T'LH a motoreycle that Is espe- clally adapted to meet his physical limitations, a Los With Thi ‘ Ovi Angeles man who has guffered the loss of both legs and the left forearm bas crossed the continent twice by am not offering ‘ Br PERT 39/0~ OP FURAAR MALHANCS” Machine the Maimed Rider Maki land Trips Without Difficulty, feel badly. to do?” It doesn't seem to me that you t are the ly to find permanent neppiness 1 the young man you deserthe. and Tadvise you to try to forget him, Which? “J. W." writes: What do vou advise me "I have been about with two young men for the Both of them unable who ia and Beet ton or more. Want to marry me, and T to decide between them, One everything that is desirabie whom T thiuk T really prefer 4 theless miling a small salary. other comes from a wealthy family and could give me everything I wish, 1 fool quite euro T could never be happy without m a happy witho joney, What do you 1 personally think any woma tremely foolish who marries fey money rather than for love, So you see which man I think you should cep! “A. G." writes: “A friend of clean a locket of mine, but ace yo misplaced one of the parts, In ject T yald that T would not take it baat unless {t were fixed properly, Aa’ re days later he told me that he het i en it so nome one else to fix. Should pay for this repairing, him do soft ne OF should F leg I think {t his place to pay the bin, One-Armed, Legless Man Is Motorcycle Tou ist, making an over! overland tri ; fornia to New York and revony “all machine driven by him on this lengthy Journey ts provided with a sic Which ts used in lew of the cust mary seat. Instead of depends ins upon handleba, a lever arranged on right side of the auxiuary car enables the cyclist to stoer with his one avait. able arm, says Po; Mechanics, thes euler and clutch are controlled by small ‘levers fastened to the frame at the top of the machine, where they are within easy ag. cess. Between the ey. and its sidecar anot! lever 1s arranged so that the may be turned over without help, braking 1# accomplished « ht Ling