The evening world. Newspaper, April 5, 1916, Page 16

—EEE 5, 1916 wu By C. M. Payne pei Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday, April 5, “*S*’MATTER, POP?” we we about Plays | Paani and Players i 1 woued THaner YA LiKe To HAVE my] By BIDE DUDLEY 7) TRBALL S —(~— N ANNOUNCEMENT from the ———— > Clune headquarters says that | those interests intend to see that everybody in the United States @nd Canada has a chance to witness @h exhibition of the new film, “Ra-| mona,” which begins an engagement @t the Forty-Fourth Street Theatre| to-night. | “We intend to send out 100 ‘Ramona @ompanies a» sven as we can organize them after launching the film in New | York,” said Robert H. Poole of the Clune forces. “The picture will be @hbown in every city and town in this country and Canada | Mr. Clune has arranged t “Ramona” in the Boston atre, ton, May 1; in the Aud rium, g0, early ‘in Juno, and in the Hippodrome, Cleveland, in seven weeks. ANSPACHER TO ACT Install Coppritht 14 Prams Putitine HENRY HASENPFEF FER—If Brains Were Mud, Sammy’s Head Would Be a Swamp! we Vea! I Put 4 we we By Bud Counihan ONLY “Xx HOPE NW’ DIBNT PUT Louis K. Anspacher has written a let lied “The Washerwoma we “exTRA” « — — Sige, Pahich ait be perisrtied on (rue Ricut —\ RM en acs arc tr the afternoon of Apr , Theatre, where a benefi ‘for the Hungarian war bat st will be Kathryn fr Hampden, Vedro de Cordoba and Mr. Anspacher. — | VIVIAN'S HAPPY THOUGHT. | ANGTHER Samp) Woon we agri § | YouURE A BRIGHT ——2,— J LAD OAMMY) [a \Nou a {[ = vee ree NE LD _OBLITERATE | Agta . ap, TH ADDRESS ! RIGAT ON TOP OF < " es ae ee TH OTHER @TAMP, \ WEIGHED FIRGT AN! (No ar’ © DIDNT (| i } , TONNE J VT WAS “DOUBLE < Sty eR! | 20'S ONE ROOM —- WEIGHT! } s pr P Veco) BuT Hap rt § George Vivian, manager of the Punch and Judy Theatre, had a happy Whought while making an address on the drama at Columbia University | recently “T was floundering around wonder- fog what to say,” asserts he, ant the thought came to me. ‘Ahem! @aid, ‘There are some stars that Thine | and some shines that star’ All were pleased, | TWENTY TO COLLABORATE, | Twenty well known authors are to «ombine their efforts in writing @ twenty-minute playlet for the Friars’ Frolic. Among them will be Augus- Ques Thomas, George M. Cohan, Bay-| , afd Veiller, Louis Anspacher, Eugene | ‘ Walter, Channing Pollock, Ft Wolf, James Montgomery, Au MacHugh, Max Marcin and Samuel | Shipman. The audience will kindly | {refrain from yelling “Author!” unless it wants to be saxged ed BY WAY OF D DIVERSION, They ell me Gieing with ws, es revel iar cia N 1 Gort Tus BOOK ON UMPIRE N RULES AXEL To REFRESH YER MEMORY FOR YER“UMP JoB. ('M GONNA GWE YOU A PROBLEM To ANSWER - Now LISTEN! a ous A ig Pe fpr a AY VOULD TAKE “THIS POSITION"! sg WeRe’'S “Me PRowtEM! THis GUY CLAIMS HE'S SAFE AND THE REST OF WIS Team CLAIM We's SAFE! HE CALLS You A LovTa NAMES --Now-wotTf » POSITION DO YOU TAKE AT Ed , y A GUY {5 ON “THIRD AND HE STARTS HOME ON AN INFIELD FLY! HE SLIDES IN AND STIRS UP SO Much DUST You CANT SEE IF HE'S SAFE. OR NOT — SO YOU Cate Him our! He Spring'ime, And robine ‘and a! Bug, what's. delaying "Caney Old “Casey At SUCH & MOMENT 22? ‘A tomy was x ba We Oot read tha! O'HARA HAS “DONE WELL. Fiske O'Hara will close his tour In “Kilkenny” Saturday night, April 15 It has been the most successful sea- son this Irish singing actor has ever known. Augustus Pitou announces that Mr, O'Hara will have a new ro- mantic irish play next season OUR OWN MINSTRELS. Interlocutor—Mr. Bones, I hear your brother is learning to be @ baker. Bones Yes, but father's afraid he'll become Inzy * why?” ; “Well, aren't all bakers loafers?’ | —— on =n Interlocutor—I understand you're | Gossip. melody Sigmond Romberg has com- {a love, Mr. Tambo | There is to be a second “Hobson's| Posed. Six verses will be chosen, and Prone Pubiithing Oo C7. mventng Wert ) Tambo—Yes, | am. She's a tele- Phone operator. “Is she a girl of any particular ‘tation in life?” | Chote mpany. The Co-respondent" will open at the Booth Theatre April 10 Kehearsals are being held for a new the song will be sung by Albert Jolson. Marceline, the first Hippodrome clown, {s to return to that big play-| Pepper and Salt PASSED BY AT THE ZOO By Ferd G. Long © OVE OOF) ATHLONE C6100 0101010 81 OM OOOCU MMENCING AT DOT NO. 1 AND FOLLOWING CONSECUTIVELY. NC IL LINE Coprrigit 1916. by “Sure! J! think she's a grand cen- | midnight iro palng eld fore new [house when ite tenth anniversary is The New York Hrening World) ” +o on - a celebrated on April 16. He will ap- Perikriccutor Archibald. Highnote, [pee ery te Girecting, | pear with ‘Toto, the Hip's present HAZEN CONKLIN ur peerieas tenor, will sing, “I Did laren ai orate Halse sory "rba| cxteup | & *t Build the Brooklyn Bridge.” an ithout a C jountry’ has been —— i Qapreight, 1910, Prem Publishing Os. (N.Y. Mrening World.) a t a | made over into a playlet by William ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. : ij ‘ hy De" the maiden cried tm core Anthony McGuire. It will be ween at| 44. op, Hell—-No, she's single. SOME MEN SELL YES, YES ——AND : You'd have me tea" my Lay} howe jthe Palace next week SM Tuten ‘Sune. Probably J. c,| THEMSELVES FOR 40 THEN CAN'T iv 2 a A suit. Sydney Baruch and Ethel Green Huffman. A 8ONG—— DON we SING IT. ° bet, near, tell me, rae, wil ome special dancing at the — ©. € &@ ©& 2 Braga i ae ae jour ghee ophves manage Ag Oe FROM A LOVING FRIEND. One memory of childhood makes me glad those days are past— 3e ‘nd enowored with oom! ce dues Hall ‘April 29, A “Faithful Reader” sends in a A memory that always in my waking thoughts will | ° : Nhe gowns Bille Burke ts using in | Joke a# per follows: e bitterness that galled my tongue, the burning after-sting pas Tors uncer | her big film, “Gloria's Romance," are | Gen. Funston (to Gen. Pershing)— Of that old-fashioned “tonic” mother gave me every spring! 43 ;, i aa |to be insured against fire and’ theft|Do you expect to take @ cottage at ci 4 cheek ° 1 go ‘pon nagy in Sousa ia for $20,000. The first section of the|Newport this summer? i rth . cae St Roney “Ford picture will be released May 22. Gen. Pershing—No. I expect to take Some folks are 40 forgetful tnat they'll stop in the middle of a revolv- ic A brace, I'v a alee Vendenherg, woo. ha i @ mual- a Villa in Mextoo. ing door to remember something they forgot. . hue fon company at the Standard 1}, A mire os Garter pummer, ts to take ane to Toronto for FOOLISHMENT. Stent ame, |e 40042, n & season of eight weeks. He is en-| nui Smithem started drioking ‘round Ten whole dollars that | thought were mine @ Tog maiden eave a nen of Ee [pul Seaithere started coking (romn Wife borrowed one of them, then there were nine, 4 37, 35 OYE, irince! forsee I'l blow Gilbert Miller will sail for Engl Wie chance for peace of mind was allm Nine whole dollars left to mourn th 5Sbe ° "97 (8° it » id folk asd the rest. Saturday on business. When petend Hip Goubles all knew bow to swim, Hao 59 < 2 le Met g penal ‘4. turns he will bring his wif it ‘ 4 ra eta ners She bas been broad for | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Eight whole dollars waiting for replevin Roe | re 55 as . be q . months She—How ol you think I am? i . 1 ry | The chorus girls of “Robinson Hot fon't. Know, but you don’t] Seven whole dollars saved from bankroll nicks; ; \ 054 a8 e2€ 20 ‘Choma Crusoe Jr." are to write lyrics for a} took tt aia hate dellare eomshaw cane Be sas Seats ery 9h MONDAY TOMMY i 0 + 48° ‘ vononoaspogeor 19% OGG - ie cioiacdelient thee iWilainjayed! austion bridge, then there were five, SAW A CAMEL - 62° Boe “58 320 24 . 4 RE PA R E D N E s ‘s ife said “I'll mend it,” then there were four, WHAT DID HE Ge - Ble he 25" B10 Four whole doll by me; TO ° OO OOOO UU OO OOO OOO OOO DODOe OODOSOIOOOONOS Wife wanted candy, then there were three. | SEE DAY ? eo 5 349 24° 23 go Three whole dollars, tried old friends and tr | 5I So, 7 2 reins 18 Prem rms OFT. Aorvmtng WOME), me | Wife saw a bargain, then there were two. 5 eve 5 NES Bo3s.BuT mn HIS HEAD i," My LITTLE GIRL AND RATTLES - HE sg SAIO HED Gere Two whole dollars at Armaggedon; Wife forgot her pocketbook, then there was one, | ay One whole dollar, sorry that it spoke; ! Eating to Grow. A RAISE, EH! (WE WAS BREEGING 8 \it terrified the birds so much that one etorted the tar-| rascal of a crow who had stolen some ountry put “s nothing | WALL BE VERY HUMP HEN | ( RepnoHicn. GUT. “ABOUT ALL Ta | | RAISETHIS THE on | Wife walked ip her sleep, then Iwas broke! |g cuRTAIN Columbus, 0. news: | men A night oiniue eat put q| poratges caine hext day aad Put them Was MARRIED THOUGHT ERNE 3 ot FILTHY Luce } Quit QUIT ASKING It 1g the wife who promises to obey, but it is the husband who after- A paper man Is proud of the pre- | scarecrow into his potato pati hn and’ back."~-Pearson's Weekly, MY WIFE AND | You MIGHT iz HIS Giles PA 1 For iv Her MEANT! ward does the living up to tt, c cocity of his five-year-old pees, ATE OFF A SOAP Us sent. HAS - NOW. HE a Rea iin hn is niece, says the Dispatch. As typical | TOOOOOOUG Box- BESIDE THIS | |MARRIEO piv A Tl) i ‘inane | |r cri mc neenroenroac , of her mental agility as well as her HAS BEEN A { ‘ {MARRIED LIFE STORIES, Jeapacity for humor, he tells the fol Poor BUSINESS | stad oe : jlowing * 1916, “We were visiting recently at my brother's hone When dinner was called the child politely but firmly lannounced that she had no idea of dining and would remain away from the table. \ “Why, Mildred, you must eat three | full meals a day if you are ever to “My cee bare one of the | of pride « less husband replied the 1 cer’ at long ago," Faitor “Pepper and Salt," What are these “missing links" I read about? o.U. T. grow up and be a@ lady,’ remarked | Golf courses for dubs who play with two left hands. my wife, who happens to be a woman | of substantial proportions, : “Carefully surveying her gratuitous OLD POEMS REVISED SCRAMBLED EGG PUZZLES—No, 14, : adviser, the little miss sald: ‘Auntie, do you eat fou Is a day AND HE WAS WONDROUS WIE Before the nies Hn ane tae canal dkabad S s Se were sorambl pelled the i ps t ~ HIS BOUGHT & BUNCH OF WAR STOCKS W name ‘ot agmathing whieh com. Ganconetul Renressen: ONCE AND WAITED FOR A RISE. use for than do people who live in city apartments. Pies ary | eaid, with a drawl “why, my father See if you ca ut the | rs the: ily did. |crows so much that not one entered the field again for over a year.” Ho looked triumphantly around his audience. Surely that had settled ] muting suburbanites find more AND WHEN THEN ROSE HE PLONGED Gein WITH ALL HIS MIGHT AND MAIN. HE LOST HIS COUGH AT ONE FELL BLOW AND WAS DOWN AND OUT Again, alking of scarecrow | N _ Araarles n tourist had been ing in the village ina, h HY tT THATS YOU ALWaiss iy Saal | a soramble letters in Mon- ae spelled “THERMOM