The evening world. Newspaper, March 29, 1916, Page 16

| | ome and Comic Page of THE EVENING WURKRLD, Wednesday, March 29; 1916 om! “'S*MATTER, POP?” “ o “ “ o ot w rr we By C. M. Payne About Plays | i ax Se ; and Players iy ae By BIDE DUDLEY SEHAUNCEY OLCOTT, w! ( mow a Cohan & Harris « end is to appear in a by George M. Cohan, has decide! to do a little producing himeeit next season. Mr. Olcott owns rights to a play called “Mavourners,” in which he appeared some years ayo. It was written by Augustus Pitou, the elder, Mr. Olcott plans to send tt on tour with another Irish tenor in role he used to play. His determina: to etage the play again may bring on complications in which Corey, Will jams & Riter, managers of Mrs, Pisko and “Justice” may be involved, This firm has obtained the American rigi's —_— 10 an Irish play called “Mavournees fbieh hi roved bi ot Tendon, aod "preparation are. belie | as ia Wate pe inade tor a New ‘ | . Peasy ONeill in ‘tho principal pare] AL ENRY HASENPFEFFER —As the Saying Goes, He Was “a Liar by the Clock! Lnete A, Parker. ‘The complicstion? ie . or. he com) » mentioned above, should arise when So! YeR Home AT the American theatre-going public is LAST EMS SI NIGHT OWL invited to see two separate and dis. -~A FINE IME TO Come unot “Mavourneens.”” FLOATINY INS WOT ARE Y'GONNA NEW COMPANY IN FIELD, ( eR-IT At The Loyalty Productions Company, > ! Do — MAKE A LIAR LATE DEAR Yo fo) mh ¢ OUTTA YX HUSBAND n the th 1 fleid, has 4 i \ Pyi"inie rehearsal the Foisy’ ny | {WUE ACTA Cae IRAN PATHE “Dhrough the Ages.” Mine, Yorska "3 “GRAND FATHERS a and Emmet Corrigan are featured tn Ube cast, which will cousist of avout | oo NOT VERY LATE HUH? WOT Time 15 (TT? } abroad as a dramatic classic, was 4 ~ ’ CLocK 2 " — ee = + @ixty people. This play, regarded “a : written fifteen years ago by Dr. Jerzy Zulawski, 1t is in seven episodes, and, according to the Loyalty press age “depicts the eternal struggle of the soul against the body as shown in Yarious incarnations.” Witold Gor- | don, a Polish artist, has been brought | to New York to paint the scenery. | Ignace Paderewski has written music | jor the production. Just who tue! sponsors for the Loyalty Productions Company are has not been made pub- lic, Ernest Shuter, manager for the concern, says they are wealthy per-| |, q sons who don't care to bave their | e359, names used in connection with their ws caren venture. The company will open an - engagement in Philadelplia April & at the Garrick Theatre By Vic : / OW- YusT 10>, ust OHA WANTA ( PRACTICE Das ‘ume Bawe OUT THE-_ | 4 TALK" POOR DNGE TOR? | So p if I (| rTM y: 4 Q fo, fm HE WANTED TO KNOW. A little old Irishman stepped up to! the box office at the Fulton Theatre yesteraay, and showing billy Mahan, | ihe treasurer, two tickets for to- night's performance of ‘The Melody | of Youtu,” asked: ‘Plase tell me, son, are those Wednovday avuin' tickets good fr) Wednesday noight or are they only | wood fr th’ matinee?” paca GEE, 1 GOTTA DOPE CUT Some NEW WAY To TRAIN | AXEL FOR HIS UMPIRE Jo8! We Got HIM So HE CAN DopGe A For BOTTLE FROM J gh (ahi, WHO BANE. BOSS AROUND UNDERSTAND? S- -—— tr YOU VANTA FIND CUT .) suut vet! ' } Don’ LEMME. HEAR Yiorent pas MOUTH 1) again oR ay vite “1 Soak YOU VUN FEW Hundred BUCKS " BEAT ni \ HERE -YUST START SuMPIN AH ANT f, HONEST 4 ev't g™ \wisro Axe . 0 —— FOR “FAIR AND WARMER.” Dorothy MacKaye is to play the Madge hennedy roie in the Pacific Coast “Bair and Warmer” company next season, Kdna Hibbard wii have ‘tan an Eastern compuny. BY WAY OF DIVERSION, YOU'VO GOt @ DOW wena aud You feel it will win, Have faith in it sure- ly before you begin, Then dig in and Dattle as hard 4s you can, Put in your best licks on the "go to it” plan. Your dreams will be rosy at first— tuo enough! But now, gentle reader, 1} mean to be gruff. You'll save dis- ppointment and heartaches if you wil cut all your hopes of returns right in two. I've lived a long time and I've learned quite a lot and one of the lessons I haven't forgot con- cerns expectations—we put them too high and when they come down they GOSSIP. redericke Kauffman, stage man-|mustcal comedy to “Her Soldier Boy’ cause many a sigh. Bill Blank writes! 40). bana hes become a Metro film|@ser for i, H. Sothern, isin town |It was originally “My jr Boy.” a joke for Bob Blink’s magazine. He x for the, Sothern revival of] A reader of this department wants ireams of two dollars; it brings him ; : to know whe oey and Lee sang one bean, He's worried because he © & Mooser are to have a No. Hippodrome Em-|a parody on Jew Ate Up the 7 . . expected ‘too much, Success ia halt|2 “Foar Market” company will dance af the| Bologna,’ Could a song with a nam Three of a Kind. failure—Bill sees it as such. And| Sidney ANY ANGLE NOW AND =" TOOWONG OOMOE GOOD STORIES OF YOK Pepper and Salt PASSED BY Looth has joined the cast 4 House Saturday | like that be parodied? ILLIAM TRAVERS JER optimist 18 a man who lox er ieel HAZEN CONKLIN that's how it goes in this funny old] of “Common Clay.’ night ePrice W the New York lawyer, conde \@ g world, Against disappointment's| Helon ¢ is now with “Potash| ‘Tubby ‘Turner has returned to FOOLIS| Q tain charge the other| her of Wilton Lack- | SI@GCGVE — Copyright, 1916, Prem Publishing Co, (N.Y, Rrening Wort?) brick wall hopes are hurled because in Society, Broadway with the announcement ma Pian OnArER. the oie of Wilton Laok:| : . ; we lack judrment in forming our the Map,” Klaw & Er-|that he has taken over the “Quin- eanoete ea oie F to produce “‘Les| A WOMAN YES, VE —IF THERE'S dreams. “Ambition will blind ua in big musical show, closed Sat-|neys” production ‘ " Basen fi “It was a coincidence, a atrange| Miserables. | CAN KEEP ed gi] NO ONE TO SR eae eR RS a et gee Very meen seadle Rosan be ei Z Jcoincidence, an almost incredible co-|~ “Found 0 roduce it" he an-| A SECRET— GO ON TELL IT TO,, your plugging; wo hard all the tuth Fielding has replaced Sydney} has written @ song called I Haeaoe, a a i | or gas a ime, remembering, though, as the anias in "The Kear Market,” Miss [Dixie Skies" and has induced May Ire| FROM THE CHEOTNUT TREE. MBLUSHGRs ike the stutter tale, MiB Reed Becontree ne| ‘are ie aie ; ladder you climb, you'll save disap-| shields is going into stock. win to promiae that Maybe she'll sing| “I've brought you a drum, Tommy,| you knows d | The exauples of seif-made men have furnished a great ticentive, Think polntment and heartaches if you will| Juliet is to begin giving {mitations | it, If all goes well, UE VOM TRHREHE GIRLES ae) WEE TEL |e Seu } a latithevamonte than h : ind invent noiseless soup epoons. cut all your hopes of returns right in| of Mrs. Wiske and Al Jolson in the| ‘The Messrs, Shubert avo changed] “All reht, napa! I'l beat it only| to 4 waiter: ouata aelnea! of the people they have spurred on to try and in t two, “Cohan Rovuc, 1916" next week. the title of their new Leon-Young| when you're asleep. iephe Uaiten, who alee mea tiereds ene Not That Hungry. Nerang be wh es . Eee anes seme ss pttscaied, e . dod ite a li ri ecze, DQOWWHOO®ADW) ©HYDDOOGOWO}VOHO.VISSOOOOOS DER LUNE RIREIGGL ER mae helng clusive against the old negro Hi fy PSC PSa ETA ATER ATE Eee WaT PREP AREDNESS mocked, ed at tho waiter to who was charged with stealing ORS PAH OY SPN EN OR WAND AR Ol G GRR A futiealal ‘ bg knock hin down, but another patroa), ouicken from his neighbors, says Toog off by widder udderwear ad caud ad awful celd! DOODOODOOGVDOODOND DOODOODDAODAO®DONOI.eH), OH OOO interposed hurriedly. ee | ational Monthly, ‘The nesro a. ae a ae ae | not reg ee ie ee tads Me's! was a tomiliar Agure to the Judge, A man with a tremendous equatorial diameter may still not fl a verm Co ay per ag te hacdia berorhe 4 wee Fe ae ea wR Ly sgat| Dd9 Miche in this world, He may be solid rack at the north pole, O Iny eA START | cured.’ ° that € hic ken?” . ’ ! * J 4 bd a NOU pleas \F XOUR Ss | - “Bekaso ma pooh family wuz starv- Hooray, hooray, the winter's went and gentle spring has came, cg MR, TO TALK TO HIM, / + Got Direct Information. | ing’, yor honnor,” whimpered the old My arm from shov'ling coal and sidewalks no more will be | T fn = x ! ought to sigh in sweet relief and sweetly sing a song; Raat 7 GO MILDRED: HE LOUISVILLE attorney and a| "Family starving!" cried the Judge | would, but oh, | know my rest will not be mine for long, “But they railroad man went to a theatre HOME. HE Wont u keep four dogs. | | har House cleaning days will soon be here and then with hungry zest tho other night. egaryspaenrr i My wife will turn things upside down within our humble neat, Tre poze | Phe railroad man saw a flashity | | And | will take the carpets up and put them down again, WSs on i Grosse, rec roced: SPOR looking 1u+ | And beat an endless round of rugs with all my might and main, ec ; 1) ‘id diy DE AD S88 oe 8 DORGE, | Hooray, hooray, the winter's went and gentle spring has came— O.MILDRED! LI ‘ ‘Who is thas tough pereon alttlog ip sae My arm from beating rugs galore will keep on being lame! r D RE Him Boow the box?” “the railroad man asked A Poor Spirit. , ane a ee D YA \ ™ y pong X ) HORT ter J . banal HE numerous strikes and labor AMOS CRABB SAYS: “Marriage puts a husband's nose to the grinds b§ IN sv NI Jesentn ee ne SRETORE, “a thy Ble he ant a # late stone, but it sharpens up a wife's tongues” } psf { WIS FEELINGS: | ‘Tho rallroad man gasped a couple ae eee vugge! : sian 4 ” of times before he could get a grip| Gary to say! R YOunG LIFE: - Roti SiSyerta| |) Se man hevace BN: SeiIG ROLLA wri APH BABE A cones are neatly mesa CCE Es INKS OF ME! face as he remarked to take advantage of England in her went trouble, AY J Mazistrate on some tvial charge, “Let me sea," gai 4 H ur Indge. 1 kacw fo tian who way warried In a cago of man-eating Hemet RV ; “A begga Yes,” Your Hi fam the man reiting, meant tt soninced eran and whined Nee ae ioe rear: “i wee ciret W pouiie't be ety, et Laaia’ eee eae t to y ) y a cup oft . . . . . . \ Unnecessary Trouble, 0") Voreran, hoping ee - ee \ 4 IM had looked in at the country {bie bodied scoundrel into enlisting, | : SOFT ANSWERS TO HARD QUESTIONS : id sternly: eerrere ry? . J livery stable tn search of a job, | ‘ rea you do anything with a . Choeetr nese neeenges ee He seemed promising and was set | bayonet, my man to work greasing the axles of a car.| "'I could try a rasher of bacon on Golng down a theatre aisle the other night I accidentally stepped of the |riage. In 4 remarkably short space of |it, sir,’ the beggar answered.” —Wash- | 46 of , man who had his foot stuck out in the aisle, I wear rubber heels, time he reported the task finished, ington Star, Baitor “Pepper and Salt.” — o it didn’t hurt hin much, but he glared at me so fiercely that I said nethe “Look here,” sald his new boss, rr |e Should I have apologized? B. O, O'B, sae ce aT. yon ye sreneel a} y | " nave apologized—for havin ber heel ye mean 1 {ouve wreawed ull Change. | You surely should ha re a toate for ay ng on rubber heal inated of oy * rejoined the new hand, LEVELAND party went out] spiked shoes, The nest time an alale-hog blocks 1) A he OLD POEMS REMSED | |vanes seuss nce tame zone | AL automobling tho other sent wo hind one his and had an Unpleasant mishap, LISTEN MY CHILDREN AND | Wed says tho Plain Dealer, It occurred You SHALL HEAR ane tip two bind yens Ley te teens | on the Hucli pioae no fan tae hr : ee nee eRe 50 loughby. A four-footec ature 0: Wee eats thd Tit Bits, ‘ensified odor got in tho Way of the Y spelled the OF THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF ——>-—_—. intense tpody ih the wuto noticed the name of something which people PAULL REVERE. Up Against It. fmpact, but everybody noticed the ap-| with loud voices should never OVE HEARD OF HIM OFT H MARBURY tells this] Palling result rave th told Al| use in a parlor, = f 7 . ‘The man who drove the var told a 4 be \ iE story of her expertences while] griend about it the next day i ati vate oe aa the lean mh ——— PAID. SAIN Wb ee a fuse the Dine MES One | euproee you ei enaeeay haneet yous together, again so that they will i a oe wo ce ir pla D= a ha é | oa aa, oe criulaal yi EN Re ar Dey bas ia QR | jon't think much of the title,”|~ "Change our clothes! snorted the Ye scrambled ‘letters in’ Mae “1 don't think much o! x ‘Change ov he norte Pog | aes hes AN AUTOMOBILE was tho first managers. protest. chief victim. “Why, we even had to day's, 5099 spelled ky NTS: “Do you know wWaat it megps?' change our tires! OR REINFORCE MENTS