The evening world. Newspaper, March 28, 1916, Page 16

The Even ing Ww orld D aily Magazine 4 Wren BSTABLIGHED RY JOSEPH PITZER. ‘ my ‘Pxeept wapeey. 57 the Preas Pubiiehing Company, Now, 43 Park Row, New York ‘4 RALPH PULITZER, President, ; Tuesday, March 28, 1916 !@ . By J. H. Cassel }} Bachelor Girl Ballads “ By Helen Rowland 2 Park Row, J. ANGUS SHAW, Treamurer, 63 Park Row | Covrtitht, 1916, by The Pram Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World) JOSEPH PULITZHR, Jr, Secretary, #3 Park Row. | Signs of Spring on Broadway. Enos the Post-Ofice York ap Second-Clees Matter. KNOW that the spring has come to stay, tes to The Mvening |For Mngian4 and the Continent and for the United Btatee ‘All Countries in the International | | Though the world is spattered with snow to~ia Gtsslone 7 Postal Unton . Py ” For my heart ie beating in triple time, | ar peeprerrrr rere 80 ons Monti phbintrhend heh da And everything comes to me in rhyme! NO, 19,948 | THE CASE OF THE SUSSEX. | VIDENCE approaches closer and closer to proof thet what! hit the Channe! liner Succes wae a German torpedo from 4 German submarine The Sussex was perfectly well known to be nothing more than a! Bearmless ferry}oat regularly employed in carrving passengers back * @nd forth between England and the continent. No submarine captain could offer a scintilia of excuse for attacking her. American lives) were put in gravest peril, So far as this vation is concerned the case is’ dlear—as to wat occurred Tt is not clear, however, that what occurred was either ordered ot sanctioned by the German Government. On the contrary it is etated | that, if it be shown a German submarine attacked the Sussex, Ger-| meny will disavow the act, offer reparation, punish the submarine oommander and satiefy the United States that the aot was in violation of instructions, There i Heigh-ho! though the trees stand bleak and bare, And the March winds whistle, what do WE care? For, in each shop-window « garien blows, Ablaze with hyacinth, pansy and rose! And I saw @ youth gase up at the moon And heard him humming an old lovetune And @ peddler warbled a roundelay As he tempted me with his violettray, And I saw @ matinee girl trip by With a “come-hither” look in her glancing eye, And @ rose-wreathed bat on her sunny hair, And @ “How-can-you-help-but-love-me” air! And I saw @ newsboy’s pale lips pursed, Whistling as though his heart would burs: And @ ootblack sang, as he bent bis knee, A carol from far-off Italy, Seo! ‘The ehop-girl, daring all winds and weathers | Trips gayly forth in her finest feathers. And the office-boy, lagging along to work, Tipe bis hat on tho side with a saucy smirk. of cour is utterly faithless, There is also the possibility that a submarine! officer lost his head and dieobeyed orders, In either ease, explana- we possibility at the German Governmend The signoarda herald, in terms laconic, | A cure for the grip—and a new spring tonic! And the antlliner emfles her smile o' sin Ae she watches the dollars come rolling in! tions are likely to reveal German psychology in further aspects which | it should be desirable and useful for ua to know. We have nothing to| { The businessman hunte up his fiabing-clothes lore by examining them. And talks of turnips and garden hose. And I heard my Love this morning humming “Sing ho! For the basoeball seascn’s coming’ ' —y THE PARIS WAR COUNCIL. Oh, the fields and meadows Ife brown and sere And eountryfolk know not that spring fs here { They are waiting to hear the robins sing HE whole world will attach profound significance to the con- | ference of the allied nations which began this week in Paris. Not that it is the first mecting of the kind. But a moment} | But the eoul of the CITY has waked to spring cceniveritimniell ies eed seems to have arrived when the forces engaged in the great contliet | | Fashion wears out more apparel than the man @an measure and compare their etrength with some approuch to accu | | | —SHAKESPLARE. racy. | ans can be Jaid with more certainty, programines attacked | with fresh confidence Pop’s Mutual Motor. By Alma Woodward. In the light of what it was expected to accor hh, Germany's effort at Verdun has proved a failure. There is reason to believe th t, that it Copragh!. 1918 be The Prem Publishing Co The Now Tork Feening Wr sin 1s movement, that ) - "| Fy Not Even for Charity. that if they consulted me. | suppose Pr 14 PM {t's no use to to let me off, alias ate. reo'e thre Ma (firmly)--You have to go, Mle | the eppe et Fee loo | ton, Everybody's busband {= going. ) enceforth the war may be expected to tak different turn. G | ot hia colar are Pi | think, Um going to have the man preparedness has lost ite momentum ‘ ret | a Pillion tortures from MMs spring s¥olis ho dosslitt: anprecta | P (whining)—1'd lke to know) Just how you expect me to drive a} hush oar in this rig, I would. Why, 1| “4 wouldn't dare inhale the fragrance of @ rose for fear of @ parting of the! d mustet » othe "t ar To cach « watch and sé do-then That is why a council of the allies at this moment takes on deep importance. The time may be at hand for a concerted movement against Germany which will prove an amazing revelation of the re-| figure, all tolled up.) I lot serve strength of the allied forces. Who knows what vast armies have =) ’ been growing into shape and readiness behind the fighting lines in| |waye and eeams. I haven't had this| Pop. (observing) Sy Jeutaway on since your cousin Hetty chauffeurs Ma (perplexed)—-They're not oh is 1 kn 7 Belgium and France? Who knows what England has been doing| ‘ with the hundreds of thousands of troops she has ferried across the ne cine : @heazre!? Who knows whether the numbers that have borne the 66 Fi brant ot instle for the allies on the western war foot are wore hoo TA “Broadway Woman’”}! The Jarr Family —— By Roy L. McCardell —-By Sophie Irene Loeb -— had an afternoon funeral and you had|feurs, ‘They're tu a fit over the correst exterior for go-|#0me, of them by cial events between one ana nve. atten: Ma (untouched)—Tt's the correct | : nana (dreas for afternoon = muisicales—and © (from next car)—Gentlent | you look real sweet, Milton. If it! putside to guard car, Ni "t going to be at Mra, Van|!8W. passed to-day, about cars leit n-Smith's I'd say go in a street car, But it's so light now at six eht. IT won prepares to fobs @ handful compared with millions recruited, drilled, tested from time H to time and now ready? x 3) (sadly)—Oh, Milton, I'm C, | ‘ 5 Copyrigh’ v16, ¢ Pres Publishing Co, (The New York By ‘orld Copvnett y The Press Publishing Co, (The New Y: ” Forid). . \c be} dear! Now ou be depriv Then there is Italy. Recent German attempts to turn Italian arial, 1046. by THe F soak Breee | regis dihinc dialed a Oe Se ew Xie areas onto gisiook when deed okie aed wil ee coring Signor ‘Tomatt'’s) prow i ee ‘ milad. “Groinlac Salkndva| IB have before us now thejout knowing the understanding wife, |f R. JARR was getting ready/ “Any letters people write me that) over, that you can't aford to bet pao: fc. And I have to hurry @y sympathy from the allies appear to have failec Tomer ‘Saend rss case of & young man, Not) She is the woman who believes inj to depart, wi Mrs. Jarr| they would not want ME to see they | Die coming oil see ven ee got to be rea t's Inte | Foreign Minister Sonnino and General Cadorna are welcome par- yet thirty, who is alleged to) the independence of her sox, yet is aid to him: “Oh, by the/ should send them to me here!” re-/ considered. And it's for charity, too. V » Choa aely, she disappe. nn gee 3 ed father of| entirely dependent upon her husband, | way, there letter that) marked Mr, Jarr, bitterly Pop (miserably)—Why do they al-|—Her, Mitt! The fraternity of male war conterands taly may now co-operate have poisoned the father of) y upon her husband, ere was @ . He bene ste i ticipants in the Parie war conferen Italy may n P ble wife and perhaps her|, Nhe is the woman who dresses lke & came for you a woek or two| “Now, please don't begint” ale ya have to throw a lot of bull and| treated meal kets (8 urfeited in directly with France, England and I 1. 4 on fa t-plate in er to attract thelage ab : aa | “The letter ie hore some-|™usic_and punch that's suffering} name of charity, with longhal y , 5 pa : mother, Also, he predicted the death | yy hay her best friend, the old-;%%° ® @ note from som t ’ from general debility, ev ime ther | rosin. roués). has made and pas . One thing seems certain. The allies lave not gathered at Paris of other members of the fam- | fastioned wife Smithere, and then another came} |do anything for charity? “This te tho] that tow t on thie street, fifteen lo who, 48 the woman who lover the lob-| yesterday, and he seemed to be mad| ‘“l don't see why you throw my) fourth overflow meeting of the fiddie-| minutes 2 bot they will|ty within a short time--peor rund the corner is @ to talk about peace, Their deliberations will be weig ter palaces and Hates her home, i they had died, might have,teft bim| *'y)nalacns an ‘her hone. | [because he hadn't heard from you." [letters around that way!" exclaimed | Scrapers’ union Hye heen to in alxy pl Nee Greene aan AGE b-] rere remains the slightest question of Ger 7 } She is the woman who OWN AS) ayy, these ta ‘ ; t r some het weeks A : 2 de 09 eae so long as there remain ght question of German | soe heir to a fortune. His wife be-|thesinarried flirts” and. calla nerscte| “Wh didn't you et me know about! Mr. Jarr with some heat | Ma (seandalized)--Milton! How can : ditions or German demands Heved in his innocence until, in her| “harinless” (but Nemesis ig on the{it before?” asked Mr. Jarr with a| “You shouldn't have letter written! you talk of that etiereal, aesthetic lriously)—Walt ti 8 " r : | Joby worried look to you that you'd be ashamed of!''| poetic artist, Signor ‘Tomuti, like bust this cutaway. (Busts or reas jown words: {> She is the woman who holds other! | bg Ne J; - tha Everybody's crazy about him hing, &e) My faith in him began te bel men with heartstrings and her hus | T didn't th was importar me Mrs. Jar, Mea ; | They call him a second Paganini! Hit, ob, vOut NO MONEY LEFT FOR NIGHT SCHOOLS 'siaren when it was cally | bane WH putse-stetis replied Mrs Jr T don't get any lettors I'm ashamed! "oy (mittens) Td call nim worsen [meta it, Luther She the woman who sizes a man| “Oh, you ¢ ink tt was im-[of!” snapped Mr. Jarr. ‘That was a j Up according © figure of the din-| portant, didn't you? remarked Mr. EW YORK inust clos: nix for foreigners April 1 Proved to me that he was living with Bek pal ri y {ioportant letter about meeting ' owing to lack of funds in this phe was Mother Eve allover]. 8Re i tie woman who @petis| "TE vac care, tel Cone Dualnona: Paper: now, mey- Dollars and Sense H. J. Barrett : : Sincorely yours’ with the $1 “OF course not.” said A arr, “21 be, it hua gone to proteat!” An announcement whi ects little credit upon New | again, A woman will go through fre i Tid woman who amures rere [it bent portont hy Ewald iva ls (seu aieMlInes gaesTA VERY specialist. is convinced sppveciotion inthe value of York. The Federal Bureau of Naturalization reports that many for Ff io men sale anes ; \ J k i Wolf Ahowinng tat aie Is hee kiie written you at your ofida 1 4| note that people will protest against,” | E that ho possessen the one] his real eataie and com eth with « 1 propos of this, |the heart of some good woman 1 fPORT shay ee SAnAcAN for the Tat . s ie city have Iv at the night classes may eed Ae or allea a Rog where all your IMPORTANT letters] guid Mrs, Jarr, “Anyway, they were| pan anprisest aw how on of eign-born adults in th at the nig " an WAY among the sigmifican ngs found int ane & WAS me me tne ron baie gio pre letiorn you lct cated: dime iwars dune lelttra, ten namie. woaai reroarked' a rually i DRTC Hee Ine tO ee go on in order to give them a fair el o learn English, The th se, is: men da bearin he Chae DAThe bee Ct OB noe Wahl Ate (to . ure [ don't know what you are duing| recently, “and I am no eacey sivas involved ii) pamial nile i kam Naturalization Byreau ther «appeals to the Board of Education to ihe sti i ey ¥ . ahs = for whom you are writing to, but some! tha rule Ifa main is eceupying 4,000 feat p igs legit } | y " we 4 here “" traffic expert compla f thet vg i ven i feat a keep the night Mhools for foreigners open ai least until the close of and therein Hes the yoo! of all th He who has once done you @ faror will be more ready to do you {lay tt will all come out!!" And here| “The tratfic exp ; uf the) ot Au-« : t of | ey é } A NN OSU ates Herel oney Wain In cunlitalllanlil JiR i woul senta Hia BRC i the regular school year. evil He wanted money to spend ot anather than he whom you have obliged. FRANKLIN | Hee eae iodivegimingign mauler (ae ih wall losing the {ntereat am i ha BOO-O0D forsionarat Nes Te these women, ‘The shining show of) = - - - — --—- Seeman ant) eee ee ratte as aie tienene (tee ily. jut us surele ae There are said to be 400,000 foreigne Wthe vity whe are UN) tne Great White Way hax been re Doggone tt! What do vou open my C8" © m “ine are eT ofl tt he oul the wins able to speak English. | Some of then are so onzor to learn that they sponsible for many « young mans CareCanoe for Duck Hunters, [it tr? bet oren your mer’ a sinesn done yearly at ators ocsuse| Vis in a wste which ne avout willingly go to echool tracts, It gets Into the blood. Mon | “T do not get letters Tam ashamed | Of the man sat crate the efficiency expert groans at {other department of his bustuess. Tf Many more would do the same if encourage ee peetlrs a1 7,00 net get ‘ | sald Mre, Jerr cold-| the examples of waste energy and | purchasing agent paid $9,000 too Te New York, with its enormous foreign population, to set an! The winning ways of women first | y motion which, Ber vaae fd Taner oni teen a seu ata ast imator ‘ I | tte) n forceful either a 20¢ structure, \, » 8 clan 4, 3 su. example to the country by appearing to put obstacles in the way of flatteringly cal! and then forcefully Neither do I!" replied Mr. Jarr. industrial properties, can polut ta] perint ) of £004 demand. And there you are, Hefore But one's correspondence should be) iirada of cases where large sums] ina or The junk men for 8500-6 the first step toward American citizenship & man realizes, the good times eopected, and mine would be if you waated vourly through a plant anny of these things ocomtred the ofe Forty million dollare a vear are spent by this city on education, | pleasantly purchased have pi Jad any respect for ine | occupying " a-foot ground when 2 HARES pia EGE disel areed, i ‘ s. ih it | bought him=-body and sou! I'm sure C thought it was a bill) conis-a-foot p t ont the Sire There could be plenty of money for mg vhoe were not well | at : 1 gos to extremes to Ret moves waeted in other directions The shame of the present situation | it up. sas addressed in typewriting, and ja of manufactir “Tundrec every day he oc business imprint on the corner of! gites which have increased 1] eup lows a strong ithe | to t! le for it. This i he! What 18 8 Broadway woman? ia seeieon” a Be. ee pile ned per cent. in value since crease in value, And if 1 abould tell should be brought home to those responsible for his is not the | : | hundred Pro-day the property is too] you how many such instances T coutd tation hee haat for heewase a Board of iN Rot AlWaxA Lhe worst wornan in thie | | “Iva the firnt time T ever saw you! located, To-day the mee asi] point. to rit In tiiln city vuW'd, te | first time the city’s rep’ n ha ee ear EOF world. Bhe is not always thy woman so eager to get at bills,” replted Mr.| 191M” mie ower, however, stidies | fuse to believe me. Mo Fl spare you | Edueation bungled ite finances who has lost all sense of womanhood, ith satistaction— btha herritde disclosur | Jarre. “Besides, didn't you open a tote | ts balance Ble jter that came addressed to me last) ———————— week? And how about the two let- Lee eaameamnennmnanatnatn iaaaaaanamanpammnnamaapeapanaaanandte » |tera f found behind the bureau when TF hrift vr) By Samuel Smiles ee apenas womanly honor, and the good womenly | e s aitriutes, Not at all, She ta very Hits From Sharp Wits (yr i sho me vit an 1 would least think could work haver | is mally gets the short? A man with a fund of information | rou! _cine mae Bo than who thinks he | laeteaean wiinont conde sctnere? etl ene aces Guat a little smarter than the other) News what tt will lea a Germany counted enormourly on succ represented, in fact, a’supreme trial of her concentrated strength in the weet. If Germany has struck her hardest at Verdun it means that was looking for my collar-button 2" | Se | “Now, don't go fussing with me (87 Pantone ¢ Have & Brother) » « vacated lala avout that!” anid Mra. darn. 1 put, of Co she may not know 1 |, but conactous oF fellow, Hefindsout bis mistake when} === e a dottar Conctons, she i# often the cause of them on the bureau, intending to tell! yp, 93-~Mersonal Example, themselves, but associated communts © don't know whether @ dolter ; , 1k i oi re rooia tod Sorta it te too late, es ax fay as \t used to, but it car. | trouble, world without end. What ther you about them, and somebody must) er im not by soctaliemn, Dut by imate ee et as tat advantage. wih er outlives | @inly goes faster is a “Broadway woman?” She is th | have knocked them off. Anyway, you | vidualism, that any thing has] he taken of ans wrifices which they A cheerful spender new ie es woman who ha nothing to do, and can’t accuse we of opening those let- his popularity so long a9 his on | heen done toward the achteve-| may be calied upon to make, Kenoe A man who frequently proclaims | i ith Th a Hi hong ihe noble hand. of pases Boe One : ene aces sh a ened tars because 1 was Inquisitive OF | 4, edge and the advance- Pe eee ut-—-Mempbis — C' ' mmay Tava Ie aocnet ore it tn Brondway resorts | Sr beacuse el hascian mmcarcs = See rdcesiad 10 S00) Jr 41 ee ee eee nary aca |Uie munis (int me [ook ton diam h bts about | the woman who winters on Rroadway Aaa PRAT CaNIAeT Alachan ia ae . ment, of socie ne wit ana] Wes 2 fo eet attends.a big banquet} If the children are clever and well | walk m #0 altered’ bh GOWN FOAIe | iets only eighty jade und can {opened them by inistake, and, any-| the world forward in art in|of ave done acts as & Woen « man wget cold while he is! behaved, mother and another's mother | cna ae the ws : ter that it carries his boat.| he “removed auirkiy, onal pal gay y weren't important.’ | pe ad in afl fae mena and| Mimaian to othe I) braces the pode Pony! EX which one of the} know they take after her. If they are is the woman who is perspir- |.) Mic mane other cain i itiineia retain rice , wrience, an all ‘ mind “, reammates Ins Willy trying to Agury vents he should use.| stupid, n Little brate they take |IN# In @ tango tea parlor while her | veccgities conveniently and compact. {ducks that a hunter with high hoot Phat iso't the point at aid) methods of mvilization and eneoursges iim to further exe nueron News ee She ole see husband 38 malang thety living by | py, ne feature of thie | sould not Mr, Jarr, trying to keep calm "Do! Individual men are willing to deny | ertion em neem |i aweat of his brow or brain eile eat Tunney Ge caro ini (atte hey ak Night an pos-|you think it's Tlebt to opea my From th e Peo le &he is the woman who leaves her|the pout ‘l be ra tree ble the tas been rein ved ung private mail? I'll let you see all the| no letters Tam ashame: fof. And "my, Mrs. Jarr sintied indulgently at Mrg . Me bow wo aren. re are f48-| whe ne nesded a motor car se. etter vt ha she made this las ome Letters p [ssa nee Wiehe urge artis ene a [tmeaMOkl orto, Jom Fada re fag: | when ene ia needed a motor car aoat|DEN® Tl, To. aug mnow. yvulaure Te. often put, leere on rr as ha mde tha ue ahaecnen «Thanke for § 6 Work.” (York owes vou thanks for your eplen- |off to tea with long-haired poets and | ahvad no windshield. ‘They are|isfactory foundation for a bed, the|ehould respect my iettora ay I ye-! desk and never looked at thein Dut made ing remark Thee Aid we n behalf of the new onrdt- | soft-hearted spendthrift jconn: t the top by @ rubber | oar seats being placed in the ADIT] sneet yours. Do Topen your mailand! ‘When? ashed Mr, Jarr ont way downtown the angry ror, L a pend hritte, sragshar ghitly oe | eddin i Datttor of The Draning Wi every [nanos TAG Aas Ravana tee he ono ae crosst bent down silghtly to ac-|and used asa mattress, bedding be 4 a an slied = Mr ts Sip ital . hia tulad’ (Hea oe Love Elen eee ee eerie Ceding tae | Hne 19 the woman whore conquent |commodate tie curved top of theling spread over all. An “A"-tent, (Any T thought {¢ was a bill, or 1) "Oh, often, writ i ce Cove tte toas gene 1 es of ordinary humanity—Whe a8 i nageed by thy Board of Aldermen, in- Of man doew not end with the man |boat, ‘Iwo rods, just back of the) blankets and cooking ute revar-|thought { was from a man, or I “Well, you leave iny letters vlone!!| 1 ir wife open your letters merges fferings of the Patient |anring every horse on icy etreeta a she has led to the altar, t, are similarly placed and also] ried on platform at t ar. A|thought It wae for ‘Mr’ Jarr?” waid Mr. Jarr No other married|he asked once seen the eu! work horsas *8f6 And sure footing. Though epring | she ie the woman who gives car to hrac Tee boat ts placed on! spacious trunk has compartments m sure sou're welcome to read! woman reads or opens her husband's Not untess thay are marked ‘Pris aid Mrs. Jarr, * the “misunderstood” husband, with- strappr ¥ often overloaded 8 (officially) here. th yb ta ont ee slippery pavements of New many icy dase before Nay. Fe Be sand firmly’ for food and flabing and bunting i ip jon, a 10ND, says) matorials aii my mail, it letiers!"” or ‘Personal,’ said Mr, Rangle { . r d e - . \