The evening world. Newspaper, March 22, 1916, Page 14

‘ i } The Evening World Daily {“1T Don't Remember’ | PSTABLISHED RY JOSEPH PULITZER. Pudlished Dally Mxcept Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Noa. 53 to 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZPR, President, 42 Park Row. J. ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 63 Park F JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr, Recretary, 6 Pa tered at tie Postortte wy 1 Becond- euvecettt! , t-Offtce at New York as Secon Rates The Eventing) For Engtand and | World for the United States Ail Countries tn the International | Postal Union, ‘ ' One Year, $2.50) One Tear. One Mont 120! One Month.. VOLUME 56 WORSE TO COME? HERE will the American consumer presently find hime Every ( a new reports of increases ranging from 100 to nt, in the » of imaterials used in tue\manufacture of commodities, Retail prices are corre- ondingly affec Ina red directions th American mted with 28 cout Pri trebled. Chemica! fancy figur an alarming rise in the cost of articles he needa, ordinary metala—copper, zine, lead that used to be ¢ have doubled and ut reap can now be bought only Paper manufacturers are étaggered by the prices {) wder mills are offering for cotton rags. Paper of oll grades be comes more and mor e and expensive, Most serious of : price nto follow the upward trend, Meat is advanc tu go to 8. On all sides the same cause for these things- reached ed: Europe calls continually! any pri \ Are American consumers and swaller American manufacturers to be squeezed, then, beyond the limit of ite foreign demands? Is lich can o} urance because of desper- eto goon setting higher and higher i g standa United States? Arc Kuropean conditions that they may enrich rice mean extortion to the people of the controllers of production to take advantage of themscivea a thousandfold at the expense of their own ft of gasoline, which, it is pre- dieted, will go to 40 cents a gallon in June and probably reach 60 cents a gallon if the war intry? ke the present exorbitant price 008 O12. Well-to-de owners of private motor rs are not the only consumers of gasoline. Varimers, manufacturers, men, and cit yuseholds are dependent in a hundred ays on es and moter engines \re ndividuals, to say notuing of the va vhici | the 2,000,000 automobil i United Stat to suffer because the oil interests, unable to find ships onough to carry gasoline to Europe, arc letermined that Armeric conaumers shal! buy it at war pric monopoly for a multitude ? For the last year and a half people in the United States ave made the best of unce Have we exchanged one oil tain times, denied them hope that they elves and saved their money in the re buildiag tows rd prosperity cor t shared among a few w heavier loar y than eve war industrie are bound to gorge Ives while their day lasts, t why should business put its feet in the trough? It ‘ \ will be here to-morrow, | eeennienntnpiahacenemomame BS Some of our contemporaries have got around to discovering | t a direct State tax is Hkely to be one of spring's earliest blessings. The Evening World, as frequently happens, printed the news two weeks ahead of other discoverers. The Jarr Family ~ By Roy L. McCardell Whether the amount turns out to be $3,000,000 or $10,000,000 7 |S there js Mttle doubt that the Legislature will resort to this P EWAN A DIGEH CENIAHIEKLL GAM CRAKE IMR en Cini rete fromt ica simple method of insuring a balance in the State treasury by thero was no ctheria) rildness| newly-built apartment house, loomed raising money instead of saving it. Whatever the “demmed total,” 70 per cent. of it will be levied upon this city—always | a deeply satisfactory reflection to up-State legislators, and ove Mkely to have a particular relish this year because of the city upon Brow ed up th fvered ax the jinto her liste-clad either, Mrs, Jarr lway up en t marked wind cut! the right side of the street, with red lights—as though near-tinish of t {been celebra with She wore thin st | zabeth. And I fear I struggle to cast off some of its legislative shackles, | nd tiva “Wha ‘ong nov ©) 80 fort After a briet | od discoverers of the new woman Taxpayers of Greater New York may have new views about Lor hee: OE Course, loom iuner lt Dee ii threw on the brakes! newspapermar : at of I | ny of those remarks, are you? £ paying for up-State extravagance. But the old, reliable thumb- So A oer SEE IR f€ Its rear tires, and] “Oh, 1 had a ts f ta trie, i Strap, ain notoriety screws are still there for une. A Saas ects : : © thrown forward }a while ago and May bela Just T could r L Phe ahba HIne. wae front of the taxi. | subterfuges Luci ae Villard six then. How 1 1 K a gs ait a hey neck warm. It hadn't done just shaved sits down at AM LT onswe Now that’s When w +i ear then? »taorrow? Send me half a dozen? \ GEN. SCOTT’S FORCE IN MEXICO. stood on theatre ape ne te ASSL Da Ae Ha TRC De When Gen. Winfield Scott advanced on the City of Mexico tor @ car Harlem |) wide his throttle once again. A flash yut one paw, I think bh wants | he demands, frowning, ‘J im August, 1847, he left Puebla with 10,738 mou, rank and file. | BB) tHe Pollan Oh Hee ‘/down a street after a two-wheel _ ee | Willard apithecharmnion Canter of the waitress, as the building had! opened his lantern fes-) py, An Interview With Shakespeare (The Bard Battles With a Manhatian Grouch and Consents to Break His 300-Year Silence) By Nixola Greeley-Smith Conrrigh!, 1916, by The Pes Pubitehing Co. (The New York Rrening World), R. WILLIAM SHAKESPHARE, perhaps the most widely known playwright in tho world, arrived in New York Inst week for the celebration of his tercentenary, I found him in an inexpensive suite of a large inn overlooking Central Park, which the dramatist told mo he had chosen because it is the tavern nearest to tho J. Q. A. Ward atue on Mall—a keness which Mr. Shakespeare pronounces superb, |T need not add, therefore, that {t flatters him immensely, However, it was evident that from hig attire he had made conscientious and praiseworthy | efforts to louk tik portrait, And what hur IT may as woll sa tho start that I found M sly HM humor, You see, it is his fiest tercentenary celebration and he inctively left out of It. In his Eizabethan simplicity he had image |{ned that a celebration of this nature ought to celebrate the person it is |named after. And he had not recetved any complimentary seata for the | first nicht of Beerbohm Treo’s productior Henry VIL" | “But, Mr. Shakespeare,” I protested, “celebrations never celebrate any- body but the people who get them up, That's what they are for. The mam + | a celebration ts named after 1s lucky !f his own famtly is invited to the | party. You must not feel so badly, about th sight. Hesides, here I lam ready to write an tnterview with you for The Evening World, and thea somebody will be sure to put you up at the National Arts Club and you may even be invited to meet th of the Authors’ But my efforts to moility t little n being can do more? Shakespeare In an ex- fools 8 ove $ What an Interview Is—and Is: 1 Rr “IT do not approve of Interviews,” he said. “I agree with the late Henry James on that point. I know how to say what I want to say better than apy young man or woman can say ‘t for me. An interviewer is nothing but a enapper-up of unconsidered trifles, anyhow. He t# @ Mterary Lagerue waiting for the crumbs to drop from the rich man’s table. The badge of | our profession should be a erumb tray.” Teally, Mr. akeanenr I ventured to protest at this point, “won't ou please keep this cc rsation in your own century? I am quite sure crumb trays were not in use under Elizabeth and Jaines the First, where you belong. You know, I don't want learned readers of The Evening World to write Te pointing out the anachronisins of your conversation.” Diffie!” replied the Swan of Avon peevishly. “Iam not of an age, but for all time. Don't you know your Ben Jonson? T take my own wherever |¥ find it. Did T say that of some other fellow? Sometimes, do you know, I ‘have to look myself up in the quotation dictionary, Otherwise I attribute things to myself that don't belong to me And thet naturally injures my letyle. My best critic said he didn’t think much of Shakespeare—he was @o | full of old quotations, There is nothing new in this century, anyhow, I have forgotten more than the twenticth century ever knew.” “Yeu, there is one thin I answered, “There is the New Woman. Jesse Lyneh Willian this newspaper the other day that the nineteenth century w memorable for the disoovery of women; that before our time t y females! T should hate te ly Me, Shakespeare's sad answer to this incautious remark. F is times of great Elizabeth were as frank as they were spacious, And we all know thet the Virgin Queen her- solf could rip out an oath with the best of her courtiers, Benne $ Confesses He “Discovered” Woman. $ Fenn was Mr, Shakespeare's (much censored) reply. “An@ “T discovered wo \there is. nc » claim inade by the high priestesses of the feminist movement th t put forth for woman in my plays. True, T did not ‘indorse votes for women, In my time had not reachedythe question of | universal The crux I have emp ando, De ! woman—told Oth men even, Suffrage is a mere side issue, anyhow, the feminist movement is Woman's right to choose her mate, h Rosalind proposed yect what you call a womanly io that if he had a friend that loved her he would but 1 him how to tell his story and that would woo her, All my women are aggressive in love, as women should be. Portia cheats openly in the casket acene so that Bassanto may become her husband, And tn that ohar- ied what a great many learned universities are still debating right to practise law and to sit ne bench, Not one of othe day—woma i a . heroines ia the simpering female bore popularized by men who came er me. Beatrice, Helena, Viola, Katha e the Shrew are r ist, etraight- Lucile, the Waitress j entice, Helena. Viale: deatnatiie the sheer are ribieh eal ‘ eis her lord, her n But surely nobody but ——-By Bide Dudley — f ag) I tried to show how rarely > ¢ 1 How simple it is to ac- b ? Publishing ¢ v b * al's s k for you! You would e's anything that «eis on) to sh qualities ¢ ox, W 1 not, if you could get nerves more thar any- | “See that hand m Ke Lady Macheth, master mind € said Lueille, he you mean,’ I retaliate. rd Ki She proves that man ke an effort. Tam at any persor x lergarten knowledge of my of woman as A ¢ ry of the nineteenth century, Un- under F ust shook the hand wspape Jess Will “He wai napkin, y, Keld, it's naus ne to admire and! ’ ° whimpered from the | acael Son dih ' 1 orld, and [ just shook hands wit M He fought the battles of Contreras and Churubusco with 8,497 ‘ oy ine : ay | tutne @ stinding of the brakes again| nome in tho taxi~-casually, of ¢ suse | rid, and 1 Ju i » W he na an s arrie 4 d arr, with a magnificent; e Jarrs were home she dic 101 veing A sa Mlaht tee Dani halos Milinn dell ber and (a Glas) waa eis eat, jit Mr. dare, with a maw jand the Jarrs werg home, she did about being at the hit pave lant te zip be kesture, stayed ying taxieal on A dalier nine A ate ware when telling her friends] peroeulute into my erar —— By Dale Drummond —— stormed Chapultepec with 7,180 and occupied the City of Mex- ppp petites aa tha eee | lar nit a Mr. Jarr, ere ei reese hand clo with 6,000. ‘The losses at Churubusco and Contreras were testing lady w f basse hep Hosta nee a ae say a} ue probably won't, wash 1916 Press P a, (1 orld) ’ “ ' \ dd abou © dollars I'll have yor d r onth--eh, wot? é 1aT killed, 877 wounded, 38 missing; at Molino de! Rey 116 How much to! Pah en anaes ae "| erro ways | nae fons e CHAPTER XS&UL w ope killed, 665 woundod and 18 missing. In the remaining confl'cts Five dollars to-nig Ghewi' anid ave oh : y Mee. de i Wy are « 130 were killed, 703 wounded and 29 missing. eguiay hacking H * ¢ he { f nd eas Zee Renan oe ce eee SEERA sist ye : n form a t Une wey A single thing: asinine kne aa ; Hut shes; a of : 12 « ne r i round with them Hits From Sharp Wit i ene et ee ee SSS tee qu an a 1 IOkine ne eee See D its e!” 5 Adams | fe need summer hats and shoes, An jeen ; H . isd d > John. he says. A ‘ h-lots of things, You must have Remoteneas of required fulfilment} No man is ever a hero after the} VMAU* five dollars wane yout Wit, W isdom an Philosophy “eNouwhe was a John.’ 1 reply, ean) seu oc help al Some white flannels too ia the bait by means of which many a/ glamour of the honeymoon has worn | °OMfOFts concerned?” asked M MANNERS. By Ralph Waldo Emerson. He was a nut, though, and when i414) of ple ¢ omed|gerford told me the day ehe called man is induced to make a promise|cff and she has learned that he! as pulled her into ax ‘ 4 ; is ae rat docs THR GAnMIne van var ian Dauee en | 2%, "i tt He thorous enjoyed the| that all the men who pretended to which he afterward regrets. sores, looks unsightly upon arising | started and their heads bumped to HE sou! which 4 sdodihaandore dea fren PET a VERY BT PINGS Ws John Quincey Ac says the h nd tempt-| 2 anybody just lived in them all ioe mee In the morning and loves onions, Just |evtner. “suppose I'm going Is not less significantly pub-| You least think of It. [Fogg cAngtdate, st go on, tan feltecooked, dinner, ot and temPt>| denier, Whatever a man boasts of {s usually | *® other ~ wa ". iad | you run the risk of pneumonia lished in the figure, movement] Behavior the laws cannot reach. | right, he telis me he's a great-grand- | “Pe but {t seems good to come in| last Le a cult pate , A a". not much to boast of.—Albany Jour- 2 5 Jand gesture of animated bodies than) Society is infested with rude, ignor- son of John Quincy Adams and all 1) “MY: ; ) ange t one too ” for yo § t 1p to some | the t phone rang just the! nal. When a young man falls in love, | Dest 18 none too good f H In its last vehicle of specch, This sl-[@nt, restless and frivolous ‘persons |do is buat him in the nose. and leave the cleaning up caged Beit aged ny BO Dre ee naturally’ bs teeta te telah “Oh, my! Ooooooo!” cried Mrs, Jarr) 17 its last vellicle of speech. THIS #8 |iho prey upon the rent and whom a T says, “that your! one eles,” Jane remarked, as they |‘@nted ! A woman Goesn't mind ssythe that 1k S ‘as tho taxicab struck a t car rail} lent and subt} ins sue i aan) rar | public opinion, conden into Rood of andvceedants will, get | peated themselves in the « ving | on. He her husband is a brute drel, can't distinguish be. | And skidded over against th MADATe - eee pr setae OF pag a monthas leet har Waals iy Ron uae 44) re I hope I shall n ave that * miser and a wroteh, t gets and reciprocate, —Des ° ng things, of ONE B:StFOR® OF 1 i hic serene ane . a) again as long as [ live 8 thinks fe ne fA + our, genius or of love, now ated and | i eee like ts Mur eriond sc n i Ky : necwrantae _ - 7 red in M ors w co tu e a vt h ' i a Ja \ very communicable; inen eateh thent V to Brow i by and fcc y ok ir Dollars and Sense By H. J. Barrett 7g.) M I'm fYom eaeh oiler, Consusto in the 19. | ine nim out of sigiit,, have soon met Hesone President's | 48) oF ate good dinner, “my ot They re in about halt ance bousts of the lessons she had) wig neigh like a horse when you con n hissing you, Get that we 6 afford {t. She] n hour been dining with 6G QQOME years an which were filed by number, and hav- he y given the n in manners on the | tradict them, or aay something which fe Pa “yShould think if you | Marion Lawre and she will come tematizer, “I was consulted | ‘ne blue prints made when desired at} At a tremendous speed the taxicab ® are and In. oot rnere is incessant |'2e%, don't understand—then th t detention | did the otner work on wash day she | With them.” by @ big life insurance vom: | a cost of but # half-cent a record, the | scoote! around a trolley car! _gn‘ejement as incontestable as fire, | qverhold who make their Secmererias t then ane | Maht nianage the laundry” Pi el Baye, Pom yout g pany. Their business had reached | entire vast expense of manual copy. | RN one Wa 1 in front of @/ No man can gesist their influence. |tuiker who gives you his society Ih “ ‘ ore iq Didntt 1 just ony 1 never wanted veiled a sneer, “Well, thank soainee 4 point where something bad to be |ing was eliminated, Later a larger | 'Toll?? car coming There are certain inanners which are |jarge galutary doses; the pitiers of haking hands with Willard ain't! 100. how: little you know about |I was wise enough to INSIST on hav- fone, Hiring more vierks didn’t help, | machine was built which would print | Jarre rappe the glass, but | learned Ir go rogtely OF that force |themsclves— perilous class — the go much,’ he eays. ‘I shook hands | flows, {nga maid. I her to be sure eS —— : print i that, tf son Dave them, he or] ¢rivolous Asmodeus who relies on you with Anna Held once. x ta chtfully at Jane, [to anawer the hell, and you please stay because the clerks were merely get-| twelve dozen reconia at a time, For driv Jontly thought they | she mus! Jered and is everys|to find him in ropes of sand to twist, “Now, there was a man sort o' tak Y : to use the | Where you bel “she announce: ting in each other's way * year T studied the problems of this dding ‘ e swung where ome jough without \in short every shape of absurdity ling me side, Kid, bt vuldn't he usine them, instead of r the donk ea "The source of the worst congestion | concern, I inetalled one improvamene 1a bel add wagon on two | beauty \ us Give & social inflic witch ‘the My responsibility umor ove quiring hor [you usually do, T Oke ao aa ay in the copying of policies. Several ' When I finally left to und vst another tuxt, and «mastery of pal-|from and whica must rusted to "Ht Trays, It) todo the + 4 r on all tt ' ‘ thousand notices of changes in pol- | as lems of a new client 1 ' it 4) Da tbavan ne tae’ [tha ti ee ; eT : Be eeu Ww ery cave " you want te jes arrived by mail daily. Tho firt | was informed by the auditing mbes lenge men t ne taxis He has trouble of earning | proverbs and fami ww rules of be. | pretty eclat, right off the bat like it) fl ya ae ee , pe Mk ne rt Inughed, move necessary in each Instance was| ment that my reforme had effected g | Cabs overtook and passed the beams OF owning them: they solicit By De | aoe Tera dese Rene | RR 5 looks a mighty healthy individ: | er have her or another one. to copy @ history of the policy from | net saving of nearly 620,00 on ¢he| from thelr own headli ANIA Dor] er h timid. retetatina: dlapeallon 40 reas any H ual, and you will have to consider her} protein T better "run the beavy ledgers which contained /actual annual expenses and that, in iceman who ran out and shook his, the hounling school to the riding] Manners have been somewhat eyni enunciation hacks | DOard. 3 am ae eeh and you must help|cimers? This Mr. Crawtond prekaen il them, Each ledger held 1,600 bis-|addition to this, the output of ‘the clud at gasoline racing chariots Shao! to the ballroom, or whereso- feally defined to be # contriy Ree eeg nie enae guid be | INE rong hoped’ to pul away thirty|@mokes.” His pipo was ‘Robes ‘ y 2, ever they ean come acquaint- | wise men to » fools at a dl n nrivate opinion that. shak: me, rad hopec AWe | Mis ‘ tories. Nearly 2,000,000 histories were | clerical force had been more than | Fas spattered with a shower of mud Sneed and nearness of leading peraona| Fashion is shrewd to detect thuss that |hands w s Willard went to your | doliars, but T gee that with matd|/tmoke Jane fussed about tt-but tg recorded in the company's vast i- | tripied the wh fe tanta atruck a sex, where they may {do not belong to her train and seldom | brain {f you'd a! had any.’ | Will bo impossible, will give | Was less ¢ isive than cigars, brary. While a girl was using a! “This occurred se yearn ago the asphalt. A night earn sid ace He near at hand, ‘The| wastes her atrention, Society in very | "Wisk tha: 1 singlofoot to {you thirty, and put twenty In the] crew and Tt outa Re cera ates ledger to copy one history the re- tt te quite possile that Y or ony ker {na manhole had just time to POW* oman of faghlon to lead jew itt In ite ihetinsta, and if sou do nat | Kite! SER CA ites Tae oe tote. came hefore you got buck.” is maining histories in that ledger were | other systematizey could entar that | dudee down a passed over and 2?) *) Oe ne she ener ran Lae alata ‘ fuer wait on the two proud guys while 1) y y False pride, dane! ot inavailable, place to-day and, by applying knowl. bis companions, holding lights, fell « 1 known tolweap ¥ attacked 1 portion of the mock turtle.” are ana Got henna ‘The cure was comparatively eimplo | edge ga and {mprovements un. over backwards out of danger y 1 thes tered |the second fective, bu You » worshipper, : I'do hope they aaah Upon the roof I ordered a huge biue|enihed in the interim, could affect Ie he drunk? Is he insane reese Die Peas baaaeinet | eetea seine ie Whoweme?” Roe hinae | a nie y kill, Te they do°T abalf print machine constructed, one that vory « antial ings, A mig Mya. Je oO 1a do s witness (o their/ple grow up and grow « 5 ft t that way, here, und 1 mn J usually do before, would print three dozen histories si- | seldom so good but that {: can be this? ? C e. Your manner © al-linfiietion and nev truth, | But liste 11 wre ess Willard kee c multaneously. By transferring the {mproved. And two he. are better! Mr Jarr was going ' nder extn nd bs com-laacribing the soll 8 on el HL ae [ula is jaundres gh Ps id 1 . Rohe lense’ yore. ° fs goin it cted-—a police m= very urious ) any cause to me 4 a on't Fi oll : T e i histories from the ledger to cards, than one, whan, wuddenir & tase of clothen whalers awarlng eed Ghitian Paahionn thing to Exhibit A aroun * have a lot of new clothes this sum (To Be Continyedd) | y ‘ ~ I