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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, March 18, 1916 i The Woman of It. Che ese Mord. [Figuring the Cost imi By J. H. Cassel * re ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Daily Except Sunday by the Presse Publishing Company, Now 88 to 63 Park Row, New York. | RALPH PULITZER, Premident, 63 Park: Row. J, ANGUS HAW, Treasurer, 63 Park Now JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr, Secretary. 63 Park Row, —— : i Entered at the Post-OMce at New York as Second-Clans Matter. ), Bebecription Rates to The Tve Por Engleni ani the Continem and | By Helen Rowland. Copyright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), he Says the “Look-Who'’s-Here’”’ Attitude Always Wins. 66]_JERE comes the seventh son of a seventh son!" remarked the Bachelor, i World for the United States | All Count in the Interaationg) as an immact but instenificant looking, young man strode buoy~ , Y RTT $3.50 One Year. sti he be antly down the pol ( floor of the “trottery,” with a benign smile et, fi ns + oe 6 Month. A SHAMELESS PROPOSITION ( O ASK this city to pay $1,400,000 to rectify the inexeusabl | > Oe blunder made by State authorities in locating the Mohansic| Hospital and Boys’ Training School on the Croton watershed is coming it too strong. New York City does not propose to drink water poisoned by sewage. But it sees no reason why, in order to escape that fate, it) should have to pay for all the work already wasted in placing State, institutions where they never should have been placed. How many times over are the city’s taxpayers expected to furnish their 70 pery cent. toward State expenses? | The Wagner-Block bills to remove State institutions now and forever from an area which furnishes water to 5,000,000 people are) Measures supported by every principle of health, justice and common | senee. They should have tho unanimous vote of any erlf-respecting | Legislature. For Senate and Assembly committees to try to sell them to the eity for a price is a hold-up for which up-State legislat on his ruddy countenance. “Just wateh! ¥ 30;One Month. him already! How on earth 4 ne do it? “Why THAT'S Bertie Hemingway!" exclaimed the Widow, beaming with | @pproval, as she watched the new arrival suddenly transformed into a body of gallantry completely surrounded by femininity. “Bless his heart!” fos," retorted the Bachelor wryly. “It's Bertle Hemingway. And he ubby figure and a stubby nose and no moncy or brains to speak of— yet he alway: ‘ground floor, wherever he goes—from Wall | Strect to Fifth Avenue, from Child's to Churet Demitantes dote on him, Jand widows and waitresses wilt before him. Even men seem to like him. tty girls fluttering around ve entitle him to it “Oh, yes, he h returned the Widow emphatically. “He may not bean Apolio nor a Solomon nor a millionaire, but he holds the ‘winning hand’ in the game of life, Mr. Weatherby!" “The winning hand’? What's that?” inquired the Bachelor, witheringly. “The ‘glad hand'?" ifr acetate ata araianeaen nen eeen enna aeenenaaenmeane H It Is All Sorts of Things. H OO mt ne eect ‘“ IIB ‘Look-who's-here!’ attitude,” announced the Widow solemnly. AP “The ‘Isn't-{t-lucky-vou-met-me!’ manner. Every man or woman » In life has had it. It's the golden key to the he passkey to friendship, and the ‘first aid’ to love. the winning number tn the lottery of life!” Bertie 18 pleased with himself,” remarked the Bachelor chuckling. Yes," rejoined the Widow, “and he's so happy over it that he makes everybody else feel pleased with him. He's so aure that he's a nice fellow | that he hypnotizes you tnto agreeing with him, He's so certain that the world is his oyster that, at sight of him, the world grovels and immediately becomes as soft and pliable as an oyster!” who ever got anywhe | door of success or soctety, It must need “It's hypnotism!" exclaimed the Bochelor, “or-—or egotism,” he added an extra stock of effrontery. doubtfully. “Not at all!" corrected the Widow promptly. “The ‘See-the-conquering- hero-comes!’ attitude, the ‘Get-down-on-your-knees-and-worship!’ attitude 6 egotist hasn't the slijhtest resemblance to the ‘Look-who's-heret Gov. Whitman asks whether the people are willing to pay? fe : aati ae Oh-aren't-you-glad-to-see-me!’ attitude, ‘The first 1s self-conscious vantty, the second 1s merely unconscious, child-like faith in yourself—the joyous beliof that all the world 1s good and that YOU are the best thing in itt ad it and Ceasar had tt; yes, and Dan Juan and Cleopatra and sides that tend to increase the cost of State Government. If the people want these things they must be content to pay the bill “Demands,” he says, “are being made or put upon us on al! | ‘And Roosevelt—and the Kaiser,” murmured th 'y mat e idol and ¢ ery successful drumr nd gold brick ve breaker a finished the Widow trium- body who iywhere or accomplished any- Bachelor sotto voos. Must they be content to pay also the extra costs of legislative extravagance, of administrative bungling, of expen sive jobs that have to be undone or done over, of budgets that ' turn out to be a muddle of false figuring? er’ $ |thing must d tt to start wit ‘@ been the ‘winning hand’ in life, The people are willing to pay for what they need, but not love, art, society and business ev 1 marked to Adam? ‘Look for everything upon which money {s wasted in their name, | who's here!’ Have that man who enters a room with the ‘Ls iately sar- a rounded with partner Office with the s t who comes into your ession, who always » Irresistible ‘Look : that he has come to THE TUBANTIA. O WONDER the Dutch are indignant at the sinking of the} Tubantia. She was Holland's newest, most claborately fitted! steamship, and Hollanders were proud of her luxurious pas- senger accommodations and her fine appearance in harbor. The crew believe the Tubantia was torpedoed, but as the Rotter- dam Courant angrily observes: “Between being torpedoed and being mined, the only difference which exists ia that known in original law between intention and conditional intention. If ihe ship was tor- pedocd then there was absolute intention, or ignorance, or neglect Alpers pAAARAAAARAAAARARAAARPAPRARADDEPADDDAALD SY) ‘But I WILL tn future, And my ‘em co} w mockingly. “Be- ised—hidden under a gentle camar- © the ‘Look-w 1 of ingratiating modesty ¢ timental smile or"—— “Just watch me!” returned the Bachelor ‘Now that I'm | ‘wise’ I'll spot it 1f it’ Jen under a bushel \ dimples!” } equivalent to intention. ‘The eu! ‘ine commander must have known | Paw aie mho's here ve XC jovous yo at nn Widow rbow. “Bertie!” cried the Widow de Ve wore just tal 0 } when he gave the command to fire that the ship was the Tubantia i No words can be found to qualify this crime; no excuses can be} accepted.” \@ | rby—you lucky dog? inquired the irrepressible young man, taking a chair without waiting, and clapping the Bachelor on the | shoulder, This same newspaper sees Holland hetween two belligerents: One| ’ + |__ “Hemingway rarked the Bachelor, extending his hand with an Deiesht tone ne tee te. The Week's Wash The Jarr Family $action ships, seizes what she likes and paraiyzes our imports and industries”; -— By Martin Green — 4 eee ces YROVeL eM CCardell = ere | For the Easter Shopper. the other, “while contending for the so-called freedom of the sens, Copyright. 1914, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), Copsrieht, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) | ~ We tlel handles ke ae tte daok sinks our ships on sight without notice.” READ with a gr Se ee : iessors. A amall one ia 24 cente, ne is 24 cents. t deal of in-| great national issue. It took such M“ JARR was really angry, “J'll] Mudridge-Smiths, the Hicketts, the 1B selecting | chief consideration should be t Dutch neutrality has been eorely tried. I tema | terest,” said the head polisher, |@XPerlenced officers as Funston ard show you who's boss of this|Jenkinses and--well, everybody, with. Sena a ental iid ¢ t ‘ ractical gift. A thrifty Dutch merchants to eee trade di : Pose is ‘gee the | * nt of ex-Public LOOT AMATI ohare eer, Bi fotos ot house!” he cried | mut developing any animosity, no| ‘# Pay en’ tof vis i ex ensive, 7 ‘chants to see trade disappe ig from the . ‘1 rite | Oe art across Si a es . 1 aa teeecnater: en x or dinaares | Simlent £0 € ak 1 he prevail a s ‘ade ppearing from their harbors. Service Commission Chairman Will- |the border after Villa. And the tooo] Tt 1# hardly ne in cy ti ee a ‘ ym! nal thee ee When the war broke out Rotterdam liad completed waterway improve- cox in which be said that he did not |imen were right on the ground, How |Jarr’s remarks tn ; |about them, But let the tople be Old | Sift-making | + | y ¢ vn | somethin nis greatly ie ‘ , ‘ i exard the written offer of President | long would it take such an eminent| + don't sea why you turm|Lady Rain-in-the-Pace of Brooklyn ments that cost her $24,000,000. Whereas in hetter times an average (’k0)) the written alter of Hema military genius ag. Wiliam J Hele ey et st ceae all’ dtiesa land |EGAene aniorall be rollates’ pelle | Babee: ne fi ‘aie i ‘ |Shonts of the Interboroug pull | £2 mobtiton Hin ottie J, Bryan | agains! her after all tt h t » Doll. | (fares elle of 250 ships cleared each week in and out of her channel, a dozen or! ine subway extensions with Inter [00 ten ena S000 nivvere?. tee years!” said Mrs. Jarr sobbingly | tics or neutrality.” | te Wy ” 1 i ' ape i i two is all she sees now. Tast year the Rotterdam Chamber of Com-|berouch money as a put docu- Jef our boys will be killed tn Mex “phat's just it!" was the reply.| “Bosh!” Hepa iend alana ch © app 1 | plea They are « tae . ont.” bu at is a chance a ier takes. | « y Ido. After all th “1 beg pardon, What did you say?" voli “f be api sed 55 a) bh use and are merce declared: “The ¢} is s nt ate . oe And that's why I Aftor al | i egg ae si rea OH OBINg as oh Port has been reduced to such) ‘L read the statement myself,” suld Grane deems te wh te that) years of that old battle-axe's trouble} “I said ‘Bosh!’ and I mean ‘Boeh!’" There can now be had a gas C t serviceable an ertent thet it will not recover its former status in Jess than five| me laundry man, “and it was, to my badd I o one dancea| The man or woman who brings the Iinen, tn |Porarily gagged.” making” — | Peplted: Mra. Jase, h from home would derive com- is $2.25. One years.” mi nore of @ statement than an “ghe's my mother, that's what she| any war dances but you, nobody} !unch from s would 2 DS, com. i The Di iM ere aeame : H ; fort from a thermos bottl p psa fA is mo i } explan n. For instance, Mr. Wi } And as such you should respect] sirieked but you. I simply sald that for tio Easter gown Z t i A . ples them to have hot so ahGe a OPaGT ‘ft i he Dutch are at: this moment in no mood to put up with delib-| cox says that ‘from time to time draft t Fifty Cents Per, cried Mrs. Jarr. “But you don't| mamma was coming for a few days,| abies them h hot 6 pr al gift. These are to tea or cocoa These cont respect HER because you don't re-| because I have a lot of sewing to do} gol) aa low aa $1 spect ME!” | for the children, and she's promised pretty gitt for the boudolr ts one sald Mr. Jarr, with|to help me. And you go stark, ray. glans plotur ane erate outrage committed against their flag. If it proves that a Ger- letters were mado upon the various | man eubmarine sank the Tubantia it may well need a new kind of in ans otter that Ww German diplomacy to keep Holland from adding its weight to the! eng aie, deem Praduce aay ot be had fu pink or blue at 60 cents Q securely guard the contents to be embrace’ s to be made,’ 66] SEE.” sald the head polisher, “that a Brooklyn legislator t »wife might appreciate a Ste tried to shake down the tele bere) you 6 backed with toi Sele palate .& those draft letters, Apparently het ne tele» sed calmness. “She can't be even: ing mad. ‘ 1 | didn't: preserve a [phone company for fifty cent: forced ca ater (alee p are Qu shap 1 with French ere- war-balance. AA TRG POE es eitnlnca loneatne ¥ cents 8) viscussed without !t causing trouble.| ‘You called her a war whoop; no,| fr cabinet tonnes. Pr vanse from 65 to 85 ASS ey Oa |day or two after Mr. Shonis sent | «qell sald the laundry m Wo can sit down and talk about | battleship!-—and it's all the same, and | being offered at cents according to a} wee Min the memorandum of the Inter-| casionally they do prove the everybody else wa know — the you can't deny tt, My dear mamma] \ases fon ioc lle & stan a ARs finan BR Lig 4 We wish the Tribune's clock would not be governed by its oeheueae rn aaa a phhen's ing that every man has uts les, the ship! The ident” n the pressed a and they are | Foniething quite new ina natincatripe editorial antics. For days the hands were missing. Now that terborough Executive Committee was | eis ‘i xe, battleeAXK!" sald tefl bad and 69 cents In glass @ pr p 1 sn owil ike. (The green with white 2 py ¥ r ny " no! wvorably nelined appears, nd the term is a compll-| « i ba had 5 cents. es is espectaliy effective and just they have been restored they wig-wag in contradictory dirce- ! t fave my tual 1. It app nd th Pyle apia rise nox of sealing Wax With the $ thing for summor use, It hange . itinl die makes é Fast cefully and has @ pretty valance. 6 starts us| eift, ‘The dies have d y colored y {9 $9.50. submitting the Interborough's | to quarrelling"—~ @ * 4 1" Shonts, after eset a Anon at tions and pay no attention whatever to Time! laiat 1 | }ment. What does nonths of planning, after submitting | es el ‘ draft letters from. thine to time, and e ero-KO does come over here Hiow great a muss a moderate-sized anchor can cause was {uth alfers went 10 the executive | By Sophie Irene Loeb “You started to quarrel with ™! Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers shown the other night when a fruit steamer's mud hook cleaned {the committee what had don Copyright, 1916, by The Drees Publiehiag Oo. (The New York Preaing World ust now, and she isn't here yet, | cise HR Cesar hte ' Parr ap re gis . up the telephone cable from the bottom of the East River under Mr, Willeox would have us be- | mga URING the week at Clty Hall; plish this, in his menial job, So he Sher Teun ane oe I Pen ete Thinne Uncauaa IN Li INA Clty Upape ine one, Home Brooklyn Bridge and thereby put 69,000 telephones out of busi« Haya Hiab Aes POR A DAM eile | the Mayor presented two} cannot tal Nae irdeng. Hie || Mhat'e suat 16," anid Mr. Jare.| J man than he who ‘hinis Hachiih® |Semetimes he taka me to meet nin at ness, ‘head with his plins for the biggest hundred and twenty per-| oy" in wilenee pat rdey F-| “Phe mere mention of Leebdecdsdi lyse | . eis ny Erandina's house in the city, Then wil ‘ 1 canal ; [street railway Job over considered | { fons with medals of honor.| whom he must protect, No ona han| Hostilities begin; the war scouts are) favor to som Eo ont and he escorts me home. It will take several days to repair the thousands of broken Leen anteniting wie awarded by the Untted| given him + crown of laurel, thougn | out, the troops are mobilized on the| acquaintance 8 Par sroughly respect elreuits, Meanwhile Maniatt telephoning to Brooklyn by ot fae con naey \ PIANS | sates Volunteer Life-Soving Corps,|h@ wears tho diadem of duty like a| border, two hundred and ten rounds | bestow ber h way Thave deciindee ee way of Williameburg. Fire Department wires were among | IAS ORI DRBINGRO etc ail MEME TAT ORHAN Mention; ao alRBEaane | TUR of ammunition are served each man,/ Such an essumption is perfe T should think #0, since the ren- those severed, but Police Department wires fortunately run T can show you on the east Shonts, President of the Inter 1 goes higher, there 1s/posterous, Tha girl who ts not en-|dezvous ts a ‘, ' the home el rrold girl was awarded a gold tocks fall, #¢ ne of a relative he tenement home of a foreign-born row 1 he Grae Minhalian Hine me offer aw an f na liven of two hoys| we wl isband was etivity at Hed Cross Headquarters, 5 deg } : roth Han (aetaliche Raving tha tives ofiiWa have Bee iebnail wan called’ ta (act et VAURoalis Which raises the question whether, with all the bri individual K Na not Lilie akating. Te was ait splemid the war sere the sea. ther ate den, Wood humps out of the Wer has every tg A Quarrel. and tubes that now link attan and Brooklyn, telephouw the esti ) Watleox, | AE eee ee ee TE an URUSIS Late. ae eine | Department windows, the war spirit : nen atthe] Rs 82" wr “T took a girl to a ' ecuiment, N ravia Whit. | ets: Md ip ren bs i . py Sho can-| 1 on, peace Ff . re aa ahectiniar cables could not find a crossing place safer than the be muy AHI A I people T know who w noi not longer go out to work; vet there! blazes through the Nation, + ful ' Wy 3 the pel the tickers the river. It is true, accidents like the one that occurred t Commias Nataly ndals, who haven tion, sits with the children day after, homes ara disrupted, family ties are thea L hoe NOH ld aliens etna: week are rare. But telephone wires ure now the nerves of nt © Com: | tered on the Wheels of tims only in order pus andalot| eens Ce eaten ane ‘ 1 Kren : Md er own admisaiin Dusiness. They should not he exposed to even the chance of 1 : They are unheralded heroes, uns! ty dare hot brood| “Oh. you talc : Sm eas ied ve t eh atee eon ane being torn asunder by a d known, and in fact obscur | children, who! “But to the point and purpose,"| popula, y | vn ae nenth later, and now she anchor, ‘There must. he fervicn ¢ or on a tube f in take you to the top of a tain in Connecticut, wii 1 four-room. } hock alive; for| said Mr. Jarr. ‘When there is dis- | pare the in’ the has thut auch tions of several auliors maki bot yuse, a mother! « 5 little soul to er wito, when she decides to marr PRR ld wanete tek eatae oa on, umiting {and me, coldness between you and| than the girl whosa emotional experi ack to her, Ta » but the men | aguinst tt" dour quarrel, by all means Toom enough on a Brooklyn telephone ca Manhattan ind locked | Heipt™ 4) with three tubercn this moment, battling with the snows | and coo! tanee between you and dear mamma up in a safe, Help ; womans egy aa ner i hildren and stifls | herselfthen all is peace and joy. | ence is more Hated absurd one; and ‘era's no its drifts about her door, with very little | ing her sighs with laughter, aut when she comes here the house! , etcuian area mu should lose @ friend Hits From Sharp Wits YA" Brottatia shock | ett het nna nd ith eve cua | Ean Uh” seu about henutiat, 18 HER abe semen bere the howe | op writs“ ive eutald the 4 ‘ bay t0 16 5 r MANA RA AAARAARARA ARS to When the snowdrifts| young who has an tnvalid| ' to » th — — —_—--——_— ide hae s kind word to say 10/10 bis wife ® usually the signal for Bata as «cleared on the three-mtle road | mother. girl i# fast losing the| are uncontrollable, Gertrude packs up ererybody downtown it’s a god bet| her to 66] SUPPOSE,” sald the head px nearest town, pirit of youth, because she must! and gota out, you are upset and sus: | ne - Gran ‘ fisher, “that we will have a iis mother has left the big efty | needs support that i her by daily lon fous fam raced at (lit amine By Samuel Smiles 1h wo | t of trouble in Mexico." ° NOE ites AWEU eects Tibi tollr and’ at Rimht when aie’ comes PIS , by = ae i ¢ her | onal colt “Cortainly,” agreed the. laundry| congested arca; to the country, | home she caters to her wa |rage, and all is fuss and fighting | (ay Peminke of. 2ane 6 boo ee eh Pe ate ng andl o sani eee ounanaty |Senere they may have a chanco. t0| | Heroes?» Yes, every one ot themt|and grouch and xrowling.” there “4 ’ a ; fill their fragile lings with the oxy+|They are right around you every poe Ree POceMlaicey fF AAIBIRE OVE SAP) svg a of the |aaa na The Mexican site| pen they crave, Sho doa not think | minute of the day, and, though you! But that night he never came In til! | yo, 29 Selfishness. Naa enn eee ee PORONeMuCOn News chara of ad- | uation is a ‘close up? as they say in] she ty doing anything unusual,’ And | cannot pin medals on them, there is | long past midnight, and he crept 5 | UCI of the ne misery Is] Low obtained, or at what sacrition You can always tell a man who has | SOP#!ty ees the vi w reveals that yet she has given up everything and | something ih t you cna ct se show | tently to bed, and in tho morning | 7] caused by nos: the iM moy ix our god; “Devil take the ' plenty of time on his hands by t | w ve been spending im. | sacrificed in the one everlasting) your recognition of thelr noble sacri: | stotg out early before the house was Be ey adem, | jimlinest" our motto, ‘The spirits of careful way in which he studies a war) 1% ‘ ia of wadan " ny our army establish. [hope of saving the ves of these /t ene OID SUS ORY Tee ne alee ee 4 , ; Shiesd mule supren 4 map. Birmingham Herald. tary ' ner tid establisiiment tant equ weak ¢ | Give them the clasp of a friendly | Stirring. on the ona har ni by improvi: ence | W respe » the poorer classes Fe 2 ial heel unches) for th BN eal ey ths Ais Ww nay bo made] 1 young man, the sole} hand; give the word that carries hopa, glance at the hall rack to mee ff al On i) Oe what has become HE eed If he tells her during his courting! Blade " ‘OO Wel ‘a t! 4 mee Ni sup ¢ his. ther and two and hoe rive th nthe Little dress formidable umbrella he knew stood aA nl Into nour: cation civilisation? PB man she is afraid that he's going) 7 fu is ron he ry would rise up,|[father left him to he the “head of| hundred © little material battered ferule to its cold, aggressive | nations, and 2 ving in “Ghriation’ cone ee ean bbs it be ave shat | 0or ‘ib t are down the ‘ in tivader, | hia house.” and he is sacrifieing Dis, things that needed | bine china knob | nations, Is the Christlinity has never reached then. EG. oie uaon Nene ork Dion at aking wife Kas Villa | ac re rder to. k the} It ean be insignia of apprectas | tracrt we tudy political ¢ Vhey aro as uncivilized anane G with the sewing. Macon News of his neighbor wanted his razor to untry in” Columbus, | wolf from the door of those who are! tion. ; oP S| Hush! Was mother-in-law: there or | cons f nized ad tho ‘Trinobantes were a > : ee ne ping QhOk ME kindling wood hed ether The civilians Who were| so dependent upon him. It is only man coat bau! ilk but will! not, or was Mr. Jerr afraid to find | ‘rnc. one” te the prevailing | the lending of Julius ¢ were at : man’s attempt to say something have it and take pleasure iu doing ao.| killed duwn there are martyrs to @! with hard work wat be can accom- mean much to them eT | maxim High profits are regarded’ nineteen hundred yeamega, ‘ 9 ) \