The evening world. Newspaper, March 8, 1916, Page 16

z Pe é Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday; March 8: 1916 ‘<a 4 “'S'MATTER, POP?” — . “ wt o a a a e By ©. M. Payne \ About Plays and Players Tur Wicer +1M INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, @ UY WEADICK, who calls the entire West his homo, bas ar-| rived in New York with @ plan to hold a Wild West carni- val at Brighton Beaoh—probably at the Motordrome—during the first ‘Week in August. Ho ie the man who Promoted carnivals of the same na- ture at Winnipeg and Calgary. He intends to hold contests in riding broncos and roping for the cham- pionship titles in these lines. Fifty thousand dollars in purses will be of- fered, and it is expected the most ox- pert riders and ropers the West can Produce will participate in the com petitions. Will Kogers is talking about | trying for the prizes, and he thinks that other well known cowboy, Fred Stone, will compete also. If they do we'll get a chance to see just bow] | good these two young punchers really are. | f f sina ia is agi \ , 7 A STRANGE PLAY. tom,| HENRY HASENPFEFFER— No, He Didn’t Get the Job; Henry Is Still Unconscious ! we we w By Bud Counihan ‘A He announces he bas taken the first @ct of a play called “The Promise,” | the second act of one called “The YESOIR! TD LIKE WELL SIR—To TELL Doan and tho third act of one ealloa A soB ! — HAVE You ‘TH’ TRUTH ~ THEY'RE RZ “Th. it Over,” wi ve then ° - ecwtrvcted ine s drama. which he 7 appa (anv REFERENCES PE epea VALE BIDE _susT LIKE PHOTOGRAPHS! |Z g will produce next season, with Robert ; Satay > inaaaaaicai pana Exdeson, Robert Warwick an¢ mae eT | a A. Wise in the cast He hasn't de- Y'BRING SOME CF 5 TEM WITH Nout Ah The cited what he'll call the result of ths application of Luther Burbank meth- ods w playwriting. — eters ] ZA DUSTICe: Zi 1 WATCH YOUR STEP, JOHN! 2 dor the benefit of John Philip Sousa, | * ‘with whom Mine, Olive Frematad ‘Will appear at the Hippodrome Sun- | @ay night, we quote from an account of her farewell performance at the Metropolitan, as printed in a New York newspiper: | “When sho came out the last time i @he dragged with her Alfred Herts, f the conductor, whom she seized by ; doth hands and kissed effusively.” 1 BY WAY OF DIVERSION. My father came home from the of- fico one day and, hunting up mother, bo said: “Listen,.May! I've given up @moking. 1 mean it, my dear.” It! made ber so happy she wanted to! cheer. “Tho havit's expensive,” my father went on, “and though I could never be called a Cheap John, I foel| that such cash belongs really to you. So, mother, believe ae, I've quit it— I'm throug’! ext day he adhered to the vow he had made, his face a bit darker, if only @ shade, but when he came home to his dinner ho| growled and kicked at the dog and the cat, and he scowled as though he| wer sorry he'd ever been born. His BE ae 4 “ we By Vic { Tank. MY “TIP AXEL , WHEN \ {'BOK WITH JESS y'WANNA THANKS savor. | KEEP YER RIGHT UP HIGH ALLA AY VLL SO “TIME OR HE'LL SMEAR YER MAP, wT HIS LEET! ethetliand oP WHAT AXEL NEEDS [S SOME GOOD ADVICE ON HOW To BOX WITH JESS ~ i NOW IF WALTER wourn / —G; MUBT +--+ - a : ‘ manner was somewhat more surly | " ext morn. The butcher's bill riled | him and caused him to ewear. Tho Janguage he used spoiled a lot of good air. Each day he grew worse and our home soon became a place very much lake that city of flame you've heard of And read of where Satan's the King. | © joys we once knew there had ali en wing. At last mother bought him @ box of good smokes. Said sh } “Listen, Henry! Omitting all J | 1 the smell of tobacco is something | mias. Please smoke, dear.” And then | mother gave him a kiss. “Ob, wall,” Teplied father, “if that’s how you feel, } I'll smoke a ‘olgar or so after each He's at {t again and our) 1 serene. But father thinks mother was terribly mean. i SCHOOL TO PRESENT PLAY. j The Dramatic Society of the New York Evening High School for Men, at Fifty-ninth Street and ‘Tonth ee a Avenue, will present “Pygmalion and |* Henry Marshall has bought a farm| will give a concert at the Hippodrome | and, since he 18 one of the things at « Ooon@ns 4 Galatea,” by W. 8. Gilbert, at the| with ph uph royaltics on his|Sunday evening, April 30. He has| which it points with pride, there's Municipal atre, Sixteenth Street | song “Th: Fifteen.” legsed the big theatre for that oc-| apt to be a movie acting course out P m2) : epper and Salt hi end Irving Place, Friday evening.| Hughie (heavywelght) Mack, film/ cision, there soon. 3 PASSED BY Music will be furnished by De Witt| comedian, stepped on Jewell Hunt's| Sir Sidney Le HAZEN CONKLIN Cilnton Orchestra, under A. L. Me-|foot the other day. She hasn't got a Copyright, 1916, Pree Publiattag Oo, (N.Y. Rreaing Wort.) : Arthur's direct Mary Pickford | chance to be happy for another week of Sunday prints a —— “eee —THERE ARE > " GET THIS! ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, KNOCKERS YES, YES; Secret 1 Dramatists | “Joseph Santies,” auys a press ©. C, CoWe don't know the lady's} ARE NOT THE maton THOSE WHO 7 / Gte— JESS IS USING \ MIS RIGHT “Topay!! COULD IT BE? OX They're to have a barmaid at Mont- Martre-at-Midnight Robert Hilliard has named ono of race horses “ @bly a black on ” The Sing Sing baseball team has challenged the St : to the prison and Alice and other film stars have promised to s. e a a ndon to ‘Shooting Stans,” by attend. Bi. Sa, Rashagrel, hep. ts Thee yp | be put in the programme which will | Rayinond Comstock. By the’ way, Pret und Mack Sennett,” He'll use i¢{ be presented William Winter at his | what's E, Ray Comstock, the theatri- ‘| J e erboc! cheatra | testimonial. ei oducer, been doing lately? ing the Knickerbocker orchestra | “ eal producer, been Cs y . Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree bas re-\one be resicsbiba maneHER: nts’ Club Fri-| tice from Look, 1s n's* | age and don't dare ask her, ONLY PESTS— BUTT RIGHT IN! lancet i day night. So, if you don’t see him | mimeograph, f r idol, thinks | A. Seducea are? wink Weber and anne *ride of Race.” Prob-| around you’ ow where he Zo to be nec or hy ‘0 | Fields neve: r ch a film, ‘ . 1 i : ee ype fal aM thera ‘om- aoe Ie ee of the Hadid \ ef Re | Pista OAS PATO In H&A 1 dare not try my hand at writing verse on women's styles, turned from California. Perecnegee: pany is to resume tts tour im | men of the country to discourage the | FOOLISHMENT! Because the women all would read my stuff with scornful smiles. d nine to come up|after Baster. It was taken off attentions of st door Jennies,” | A man pained Alvert Pinkleburst It wouldn't take so very long to get the verses done, the Society of visit the nyed th CG BOORIASD Tale ACh AYalAbls y | Goa Sete Be Stones vous But all the styles would be quite changed before I'd half begun! mother TO Dey ae oe | ekaward E. Pidgoon tried to give a PEMBERTON SUGGESTS, a ie ee, ° ‘0-Day, bas opened al reception at Reisenweber's Hawailan| Brock Pemberton of the Tiines' ---— , Malley of| dramatic department has written the FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Some wives who wouldn't care to have their husbands earn money Pa., recently, but Mr of Kansas University suggest-| “Your wife looks just like her| snovelling in @ ditch nevertheless make them dig for 4. the date and nobody astitution put in a| mother.” tion dn motion picture the resemblance ts something apated trom Ht, U.,! awl A footpad on a darkened street held up a homing gent, @ Whose watch is now among the things he gave up during Lent! dramatic school. Room for Frank Ward O' The name of the Parker play in| Wilkes- Barr which A. H. Woods will present Kath-|O'M Jene MacDonell next season is “7 Dawn.” a petal il ss i n -8? “i “7% «70 58 . +32 y Thornton F ishe A lot of talk gets hurled at both, but the main distinction a wife makes ; se * DONO OOOO ‘ 8 between a telephone and @ husband ig the difference between calling up and 79. 7s 6 Vso 4. ‘42 DWHOCOPOOODOPNODOPHOGDONADVOPOMMOOOON GOA ODOOWOIIIEDS) PNIKOODOS | ailing down. nT ne. als HEA ug wae 6! ! Some folke believe mosquitoes flee from oil of citronellas “oe “7 S * DIVISION | PEYTTSS rit ’ 0. folke will lend a book and think they'll really get it backs Ee a Sore Some folks bellove a oat will bring them luok if It is black; { HURRY! Gani YOU ucTOR » Some folks HELP ME With THESE | | ME, CONOUETOR How IN TOPHET cat) Some folks insist = MARTHA P folks belleve INSTEAD , se ( HORRY, Some folke GF iReeuse penne?) \er© osos OMEN YOU AINT GOT NOTHIN You see, eome people have WE GET THERE AMOS CRABB says: “A big mind makes room for a lot of simple, little Yrs NOTHING - _ | words, and uses ‘em, A small mind collects a crowd of about five hifalutin’, i | big words and abuses 'em.” rabbit's foot will work @# magic charm; ucky coin will keep them from all harm; lot of things and fall for them as true; optimistic point of view! | | Some folks think there are folks who will return loaned umbrella; | / KIN SIT | CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO, 1 =v! copy - | pe HILE, tho anteater was finishing his breakfast one of the scoute | on a tour investigation. e returned wi eo news tha’ , AX Wnoou ~ Mf r - sort ANSWERS TO HARD QU be hed seen 2 strange animal, They all crept cautiously through the ditor “Pepper and Bal ; — Sy sia Is rape hard for a woman to keep @ secret’? BAT. Wala Ge atk wren anes [Join the dots with pencil line, beginning with dot No, 1 and other women to help her keep it. following them tn numerical order, Chapter Fifty-three will be = Printed day.) r Editor “Pepper and Salt: My small son is only seven, Dut he has an ear for musio, Already he has | | Hiearned to play the plano by his ear alone, Should I encourage him to go | @@@Od®OOOOO9e MODODMDOOM GER, | further with his playing? T. O.N, OR | DODDS: By all necans, Having accomplished ao much wtth Ma ear, mayhe he could | MAN AND SUPERMAN By Ferd 6. Lo $ | train his nose to run acales ne onooraanees | Raitor “Pepper and Balt: ; i | L have a flat wheel on the left side, and my wife has one on the right side, | | eo that when we go walking along the street our heads bump together at every step, Is there any way to overcome this? LP | Sure. Either take only every other etep or walk with one foot in the | gutter. Not if she can get @ dozen or (Copyright 1916, by the Wherler Syndicate.) s EGG PUZZLE8—No. 2 Bofore the letters in this egg were scrambled they spelt the name of something which some folks run after--and sometimes ‘ p from ARMN OF INVASION SOUTER \ ) ¥ MOBILIZING AT A THING And ciel] OY: See if you can put the letters RAILROAD TER PREPARETEY. 1 WAS ONL 5 S 6 ; together again so that they will TO BATRA my 9 OER na ( spell what they originally did. on ( 1 . Moumps! | A Th bled letters in the last Bao Tit Front reiaeg Om, Biiknd Will ) Lanes.) S| dacaam oF pussie epelt “carpet sweeper”