The evening world. Newspaper, March 7, 1916, Page 14

Lo | all ns muy SRN een rues | Verd un! pee hen, By J. H. Cassel | Sayings of nALe PUTTER, Mint tae how | | Mrs. Solomon JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Row, | ntered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Clane Matter, ne ld @ubseription Rates to The ‘World for the United Btates and Canada. One Tear.... sees One Month... 0 !One Year..... The Evening World Daily Magazine. Tuesday. 1916 “March’ z. By Helen Rowland | Coprrigit. 1010, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), i a | | Trgiand and the Continent ani All Countries tn the International Postal Union. weeeeees OTE 8% 90/One Month... .«..+ eves EAR now, my Daughter, the Parable of tho Wise and the Wily Vir- IH gins, VOUURE FE. ccccccicvvicss PTR CaTEL oe NO. 19,922 For therein leth all the law and the profits of the Love Game, THE NEW SECRETARY OF WAR. HE President's selection of Newton D. Baker, former Mayor of | Cleveland, for Secretary of of executive experience, open mind and Administration Mr. Baker is no! mows theories as to prepareduess, milita not known to hb to t an eet opimions likely to lead to his sudden r fice most needs moment when lectual grounds th the President and the President wit War may act strictly executive rather than | something that his predecessor There valuable counsellor. point to legislation Mr. is no reason why an ad His views may help to give consistency and portant to the nation than THE IRREPR HE Moewe means to clean w) week or two This coo! ount of the Brit the impudence is A cruiser that # British battleships, raided s sunk or captured fifteen enemy 6h inwarranted ? nas sailed out of iu the world, with four British offic er prisoners and 1,000,000 mi 166 ot certain cont t remains that G vy German crews have ve war—beginning v with the Mc 1 deserves all the re » fa and manned soft ca ¢ ing all rece ple rism « pet schemes e is every reason why he should get on well wi In fact it is not unreasonable to hope that the new Secreta: ve distinction by administering his department as 4 ministry Nevertheless more ir his opinions must be his unfailing effort to carry out in his depart octogenarians gathered about her and fought among themselves for her ment whatever plans the nation formally adopts. favors, and called her fox-trotting “divine.” : 3, Five. I 3 t ‘ But the Blond Damsel observed that the Eligibles and the INTER- In choosi iew Secretary of War the Presid eems to have 4 ped Lda Lat Ea is Rn STING men preferred to wander out into the moonlight and smoke, where simed 4 shesion in his Cabinet. At this ie there anything thelr collars should not wilt nor their patent leathers pain them. all branches of the Government need more? And she was persuaded to wander WITH them, and the hotel saw her —o¢o———-- ESSIBLE MOEWE. ‘ 3 uccessfully high and low for amed blithely home again through a blockade of the mig! idence in itsel | were brought up to regard the Germans man veese! ¢ commanded by German officers | hid under a bushel of stupidity. so far supplied the most dazzling | thin, with the Emden and now surpase-| oriet 7 Peso : ve = sowe. ‘The name of Capt. Count | Behold, there dwelt in Babylon two damsels who yearned to be POPU- LAR And the Brunette Damsel sald: } “Me for the tango teacher and the swimming school and the bridge club! For, verily, verily, what profiteth it a maiden if she have all the charms of a tooth powder advertisement and a corset model and have not © few Parlor Tricks? She shall remain an unplucked Wall-Flower!” And thereupon she sought wisdom in the temples of the Experts and eprang forth, as Diana, fully armed for the Chase But the Blond Damsel said nothing, and continued to massage her eyebrowe And, behold, when the two appeared in the Lobby of the Summer | Hotel, it was even as the first damsel had said. For the matrone and ‘epinsters fell upon her with joy and delight, and carried her off to the bridge tables, where they kept her {n close confinement for the whole eve- ning But the Blond Damee! cast down her eyes, sayin: Alas, 1 am SO stupid! For I cannot seem to learn one cami from am- | other! | And thereupon the nen gathered about her and sought to console her and to teach her to play billiards and to show her the new moon from the corner of the piazza. | And upon the second evening It came to pass that there was dancing within the house. And, behold, the Brunette Damsel WAS glad. For the youths and the War puts into the Cabin t allegiance man close to obsessed to signation at some critical On personal and intel- he desires to push o him. h hin lative part of the Governme Garrison, did not see fit to do ¢ should not be a /no more that evening Now, in the morning of the third day, when the bathing hour hed struck, the Brunette Damse] plunged {nto the breakers, and her stroke was beautiful. And the men watched from afar and murmured, “How marvellous!” Rut the Blond Damsel appeared arrayed in Baby Blue Silk and stood by the water's edge, with fearful looks and hesitating feet. Whereupon all the men gathered around to “lead and guide and pro- tect" her. For she was SUCH a timid little thing! And y morning thereafter she permitted a DIFFERED “teach b to swim.” ’ when the Season was ended the two Damsels And the First said unto the Second: “Lo, I have been Popular beyond my wildest dreams ‘gained much beaith and skill and many friend! Put the Second Damsel flushed and murmured humbly \ ‘Alas, I have been a Failure! For I have gained noth ‘ence—-and THESE!” And thereupon she held up SIX engag | Verily, veril a wise virgin that keepeth the light of For a Uttle “Helpiess is to sea again in a takes no more ac But who figng OE T man to ET at a German port through a cordon) ¥ months, | ips, laid mines at will and then] ‘ Bt fleet hom were gathered to- & Ye I have ers, twenty-nine Bri rines, | arks in gold on board, is entitled, | hing but Expert+ ent rings! ier wisdons a profitable aa indifferent sailors. | By H. J. Barrett ‘Dollars and Sense 1 i om i ne among tie reek pa ta ALS falco aseminits sé = You've insulted me to my f behind d b | h A F i l to be eure.” remarked a You've insult nd vuendo. { 5 re hired f an uendo. NO LONGER DANGEROUS? veryday Fables The Jarr Family Sesaancetuetret “who| Beat Rice Ge ant ot bataaae ? | , 1 ° Iting | to bi able guods , 4 snetder the privilege of insu! to buy relia goods at the lowest —— By Sophie Irene Loeb — -—— By Roy L. McCardell — agiens ne the most valued] price. You can't hold down vour job GOOD m ga happe town, but the s of ale ” © Serauisites ei jobs. Ja houl you give Jroaero » drunp from a hei our icand fon Copyright 1016, by The Press Publishing Co. (The Ne & Ever ing Wott | Courright, 1916, by The Pres Publisiing Uo, (Tho New Brerung World, In handling t t is well to} ti deadrag ear nydroaeroplane aru) ping from a height of four thousand f | he Hell: Decetsar wating cheap victuals and having to| Bets Levees Walre city evil) fo (he cuean scalae t 44 ; s generally a| hearing F into a in Centra] Park was enough ou e ordinary! upon a time there was [court hor \arpiga 6 ¢ to 14 Mra.] Mr. Jarre was spoor and it strong-arm meth- line ris t ; toh: With Sateen to star rsons Who were up and abroa the hour yesterday! woman who wanted to be ctive now ico It had lost. the aig king us = ey" bubbles floats we alled on the buyer | with fy view tc estigation of . A q is highbrow, A highbrow ts of } y. The ont ' the morning pap t on the top of his coffee neern, It was your firm's purchasi rtment?’ norming the ma made i lous descent. That th person who sees human: fund v they wot outaide they ¢ the bronktnat ts | Ho heed , to sain a hearing: this, (The felt aw ayed amazement m " j a tn: te & deat e a ther w s tt r y ° " no is hired | —then be: > wil 7 aviator a tis eer were uot dasued to instant death was t ong end of the . p 1 the paper fr Mrs, Jarr rapned her | mind trom oa goods required for| ing for ie Gripe le, 4 rpon himself y a fool al ‘ event him reading dur- | end of table with andi purposes and their current | and, gra © an to \ . ‘ 5 us ed all the ridcies ne” eo is ruden t Mr, Jarr started 6 . exhibit my line, W n y t : motor we Pong as [he syers were! oe no universe answer fall ¢ mut ¢ ry wo a during “T must say,” re Mrs. Jarr, is that ine here | ve were cere a a Tossing the F Bs ro alle to pick out the Park as the/to any 4 hs ; : - ses heen acetates ple in wo- |e Know when he’s licked? Tell him) I lett with a good sized order. safes: pla od imto and +t de their machine fficiant! Wher woman me a high- |. et ae ss for the childrea, Didn't you | beat it. L won't look at his etuff.’ ‘That this plon wouldn't always pets , bad e 7 | brow she was tooking for @ new thrill ? | hear me speak?" wore fo Taaw red. I pushed | work I'm well aware. Hut when vou to keep it from plunging into the Aousctops or streets, 14 @ Measure 1 tive h ‘ W I J Y @ {isa 2. ‘ e _ shoved aside an office| have everythin~ to gain and nothing 0 keep it from phinging is & micaen Yow ich vate had Weft ht money a our Clothes | Wiy—eh?— yore 4 open tne gate, suoved aside an ofe | pave ovarzitin.fa sain ond soe of progress made in ndering e when they have) ana Mammon isa very welcome guest Mr. Jarr. “I heard you t didic. subject for this style of attack, it'a # ’ ; 1 highbr ; ties herefore. 5 "* | t . 1 rth a trial.” ynly their planes to matoct night activities tor A N t B . ou say? riend,’ said I, ‘I'vel wor : ' ry s' dinners at “ " d diy — —_—--— _ sme relly sate tor aviators tol tin teman eave unite gingers Are No ecoming{ ss» tw ——— 3 ator which the aL ried to 0 ° you 5 Club were supposed to be | square itee!t —— By Andre Dupont — were not iste The First Expressman. e a) tha: toulowens . | Me, Jarr amiled wanty ' SHER that hae ceased to, Railroad and the New York Boat Ponta O16, iy The Prva Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Word) What are you grinning at now?" Leteblgeiees : . Company to run_a car through - —— _ va ij iy ; J e spout, a bonanza gold mine that) pul Payton to New York, and = uaiture.’ Suiting the Frock to the Child. | Snapped Mrs. J. svems slowly growing empty} yico versa, four times a week. harp Wits very new re 1 make to school iywhere else dressed in suoh a way that| “I was thinking of the joke that {such {= the express business in the; He will accompany the car him- as ; ? x $1) 88 ‘i ridicule of compant lw a Nery wevere punishine they teil on all the hard-bolled eggs— | United States; and such, doubtless, tt red tah care OF tne ainsi) Bete: ne sp f . y real boy ever wanted to be made into a Scottish Mighla e ‘ & he y be or e Dorey Devoret Nev Pibipe Ls ae Ge ‘ Pan pl WarAMATT Of Oll¢ lation Lite Tara Banntls i reer ightwads—from Tom rkey to eventu become in Canada.| yi, care and seo them safely de- J the Imagination bi Fiat eackeen anvoblaction to lodmina: taueer,”- aa t ne Harry Lauder,” replied Mr. Jarr, | The express business is a pecullarly| livered. a bint and where the sun eas sade n OO ER “8 | “I never heard it,” sald Mrs, Jarr.| American institution, It started) Harnden gave his office addresser f wishin, ‘ w EEE EE ‘ leity, If it is wood joke=if it 1 never ven years ago when Wil-/as No, 1 Wall Street, New York, and Giobe, ok ving been v =) fort and clean’ i! joke—it it is one So eras Trarnden, @ Boston Yankee,|No. 9 Court Street, Boston, 2 ili ve the trlon that can be told when children and | had an advertisement in the) Harnden's ‘car’ was purely a eee | Everything had a Fathi adies are present—you may tell it.""| Naw York and ton newspapers) flight of the {magination, but ft was “the to neigh. fut : ‘This being a command in the shape announcing @ new venture. Harnden| prophetic of what was to come, when me Rouuathied cha : 5 sing! 7! He lige atop nape and been a. Yallway gonductor, Dut) express care were 10 be operated on de a } nents of of a permission, Mr. Jarr, to prove the |) not good, and ho be-/all the ratlroads of North America. a ale her child The purity of his fund of humor, began, 20, brains to devise) A valise was quite large enough to wines a) nd thes whi be| but with hesitation: “Oh an old some making more money/hold all the parcels intru to sr re any hat m ° ‘ an ¢ Mat | eth \ fox to w and| wheese,” ho said. “Tom Sharkey «r| with k. He hit upon the] Harnden's care on his early trips. | star” salad Lr i Beaver ‘ the hould } ‘ rw ts the t ¢ ng parcols between New] Harnden lost 3609 in his venture tp — MORSE ie eet amen econ sss ‘ “rh SROuih teval | Hor auder, when } e turn oO iets a railroad man,| the first six months Lett q P ] Sameer asain Par ater ither to treat, according to the story free on the trains be-| Then, thanks to persistent news- sette I } 3 2 > Bo it wus the simple lite for the Be He anys, ‘Well, boys, what are wo going ities paper ‘advertising, the tide turned. e r rom the eople ; Pe este nota bt ane igi ‘ivertisement which | Harnden made himself useful to the the and the Delay 1 fe to mecure for t t juat la ant anit i sot ecihinm funny «Gout | Ae the tomndut of a business! New York and Boston newspapers by 0 the F nba by Mart hat ic . ‘ anyiding pout | Wich made great fortunes for many! delivering to them the latest news, in I presume that th 7 ana: pak. A bal Mrs, Jarr, sharply, "Con- ple ran as follows advance of the mails, He was thus eels to be {ghbr applauded y nee and ‘Willlam. F. Harnden has made dnot only “the original expreseman,” of tk uy low 4 arrangements with the Provide but @ news bureau in embryo. 2 be w t pu aps ‘ clin ar 1 2 it Nantes cS ae eka aa a tl ing wiule pnsidere * oy a " . Shey H ured M tt rs 4 ~ ~ , a ‘ Why ght | eon cienit (bul ia bar Thrift we By Samuel Smiles rt t . a hit i a ey esa, in your editorial tn the lanes se , “8 be im barred, {Vs aut OF fanion Ae ‘By Permimion of Harper & Brothers.) Teb. 2 you tate that, due to « petty | sued ae vain a ed vhat ald vou say? ® apt" | de Je political wrangle, two importan “" ow remarked Mrs, Jarr, No. 24—"Pi ity.” a A ahink 60 whaink i .1No. 2 rosperity. jo not thin’ nether men and measures of the Mayor~that In ref great exam i allt IL! SE was going to say a haven't 10 ar Soe Peiices are very| Women are becoming wiser, better erence to highway appropriations, | YU. aillaw: ha Now ayaa low, while” ctag| told me yet what were | 66 [ROSPER: mn *| trained, lass self-indulgent, more re- and that in reference to the diviston | emphatic Ii der ‘ I Dink] tld ie Fak BABY AF often tho least prosperous of] igiously disposed, or living for any Vcr MF Ag eee Py Lag rag pple : , puts a pretty tlush | going to have, : Ja al) times I prosperous| higher purpose than the sati#faction eft untouch J and rete ad to @ cor a ae the Mhe A 1 hers her cheeks? On! “I would have told you {f you hi s, mille are working full time;|of the animal appetite, a ae 3 4 th 1 lon, mn t other hand, | not interrupted mo by rer " and children are pald| If this apparent prosperity be close- Sie protes fue mi er, ad f light hatred, rosy , yo. b to think ouses are emptied | ly examined {t will be found that rarer ne iter sei aseatlee ba nte 4 ; ) ear Mabel ts lovely {| though I can’ are manufactured | expenditure ts Increasing tn all direc. inembers of the Demucratio Party | ses ts the mah chlor | somes T wan going ¢ rries full of prod-| tions, There are demands for higher Who were prosent agreed with % ; and took ras hat ae going | wh ong the streets; Immense] wages; and the higher wages, when * sree, but that i. Reecuhligan that t aw qd hardly enough lett house afire we are going to have hoop skirts trains run along the rail-| obtained, are spent as soon as earn ty raised the cro ttey| eae rertti 7+ | ter to the to keoy g, One by one E\ttib nacnle I should worry,” sald Mr, Jarr, “I and heavily laden ships leave|ed, Intemperate habits are formed, mattutionality, and out of courtesy | the the luxu by and scinating in| don't have to wear them our Shores daily for foreign norts, | and, once formed, the habit of intem- OPAATUHODAL IY. ANG GUE OF oourieny | 130 mai srrehiat hae melnoting In) Sons tons Lead full of the products of our @dustry.|perance continues, Increased wages, eres thn tavar niteslt; ine ten it i ie 3 socks, but what! "But I will worry,” said Mrs. Jart, | rvorybody 8 be becoming] Instead of being saved, are, for tha rian of the Mayor himesif, these two! the ; wi CNC BECOMING CRT ES could be in worse | “for skirta come Jn, it will yicher and » prosperous, But we! most part, spent in drink tee in quest As far as t > « non food Was now for roa aste than to see a mean J shall have to have 7 ~ — ate at Or Puen For beat ¢ aria eon alt the year round there {s nothing |p : Well, the new | because the wires in them are goid.”* 1 willing upo nisshb! t fre f girls fo! he year roun NE hoop are very costly, Simply! “At last, {t has all come t th i else 80 becom " 1 in some style. Our illustration show ‘ is ‘ ate cr uel" vie ; Be ne at loneciaae atelie i ktos of fina | “Oh, well,” ventured Mr, ; gs that are worn are not|chortled Mr. Jarr. “In that case the Va “A creed rast yoke of hang |humoredly, “ rethember hoop skirts seen ts no reason they are not expen-| young bride of rich old man Smith . mbroid top and a aped panel of inse own the when I was a boy ure 2, The hoop rts that are in now] will really be ‘only a bird in a gilded he Republi ENT oy ay a Higa front. A sash of the color t 4 most beeoming should be wor: nal d of the ps are made of the finest material. In| cage'!"’ of New Yor " r " : te told ho aller yed in clightful dress of w 8s, simply but moat | co: ry { Clara Mudridge-Smith paid an] And he fled before bis wife's indig- ts oe aing TOWN Heals, | effec rimmed with rows of narrow lace tnsertio: nd Swiss embroidory,' "Oh, you think so, do you?” re- awful price for imported boop skirts nant glance,