The evening world. Newspaper, February 11, 1916, Page 18

TPR rer ne yr te ep re ne - ooo FB Scapa meee woo THE EVENING wOxLD, Friday. 1916 By C. M. Payne ; Home and Comic Page of . February POP?” JM SURPRISED To FIND’ Nou THROWING “THINGS iT THAT Boy TusT “"S*’MATTER, we ee a we we we Jonnie Good, THE MINISTER'S SON WouLD Not DO ANYTHING Lite, SHAT! E WouL>d Do WORSE, E ToLpd ME SO HEN “The Melody of Youth,” by \ Brandon Tynan, opens at the Fulton Theatre Tuesday eve- ming James O’Neif, one of the mest distinguished actors on the American stage, will be seen as a blind Irish begear. The role is so mall that one might miss it alto- gether if he winked during the per- formance. Mr, O'Neill will be on the stage less than two minutes. He in- sisted on appearing in the production ‘to demonstrate his friendship for Mr. ‘Tyan, with whom he appeared in “Joseph and His Brethren.” However, after the new play's fret week in Now Yerk, another bitnd beggar will be noticed in the cast. Cpr 108, ram Penne Ca. reine Ports) 80 HOPKINS WALKED. Charles Hopkins, producer of “Treasure Island,” lives on the fifth floor of @ large apartment building. ‘When he entered the elevator late last night be found no boy there to run it. ‘The boy was seated before the tele- Phone switchboard reading « small red book, Mr, Hopkins waited a full minute, The boy didn’t stir. Mr. Hopkins did. He moved toward the lad grimly, determined to give him a verbal dressing down. As he ap- proached he glanced at the book. It se Od we TELL HIM AY’ CONSIDER, (T MUCH BETTER To GIVE THAN TO “RECEIVE” Aw Box me! VOT Am AY Ravin! You FOR IF NOT ‘To ‘Tave vUN BEATING EVERY DAY? AY GOTTA GET IN SHAPE TO FIGUT - So Come ON! Ht axer! SToP BOXING - | WANNA READ YA A LETTER! Good NewS pe us !! “TWOuLd LIKE To HIRE. AXEL To HELP ME GeT 1H SHAPE. FOR WILLARD» OF COURSE, HE MUST EXPECT To RECEWE A FEW BEATINGS Now AND "THEN BUT = --~ was “Treasure Island.” Mr, Hopkine walked upstairs. POSTPONES N STARR PLAY. Frances Starr will not appear in her new play by T. Wigney Percival and Horace Hodges in March as was planned. The success of “Marie- Odfie” has caused her ir, David Belasco, to postpone Me new production until later in the spring. OUR OWN MINSTRELS. Interlocutor—Didn't 1 see you buy- ing false hair for your wife to-day, Mr, Bones? Bones— Yes. The man wanted to pes it up. I told him he acted like Ir “O.Well, tell us, Mr. Bones, why did the aan act like an editor? ate ranted to give mea puff in the terlooutor—Where do you take the Mr. AG geal levated Tambo—At Grand Birost. Rit you find chat station bleak ta ‘es, but the next one is Bleecker.” TWELL ELL GET RID OF aaa BARD IN” NOVIS ALURIGHT tr DoN-Y INTEND “TO erase | A oom Weed or “ susT A ae STRATE.G' ANILL Do TH’ “TRICKY Ree WAS SES You IND SLEERIN' ww t wy mu os f ANT X GOT RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE TONE OF “TH MoST COMPLETE CASED 0 *SMALL-Pox =y'EVER eed? Interlooutor — Arobibald Highnote, ope riess tenor, will sing “He the Maiden for Her Hand and aie in Masson ee Sia, oe tos ree am eae ‘tot Be nae ney oie PT Reg ST te oe | ee) Sebo Sy to mas fob oa! EF yee SARTORIAL NOTE. Bert Brown, manager of the Pluy- house, 1s to wear a dress suit to-night because a lot of Vassar girls are to do the ushering at the Grace George's Vassar Endowment Fund perform- ance. If he finds he feels at home in Gino many arvenge to have first call on bert Pollock, Lawrence Grant and Ha- wel Kirk have been engaged for “The Road to Mandalay.’ Four playlets in Engtish, translated from the Yiddish, will be presented for him, to get the Century Theatre or some other house for musical produc- tions. Among those who will assist at the “Gala Night” entertainment of se ace next week and, besides offering “L*hoofing Artistique” they will do a song or two for the benefit of the the- atre's blind patrons. Jean rts, husband of the one who isn’t Harry ““CHOW-CHOW’. DODOOOGOWEOGSOSDS lishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) Copyright, 1016, by The Press it hereafter, by the Dast-West Players at the Bdu- | Seventy-first Regiment at the Fox's wife, will be at the piano with a OUR OWN MASKED MARVE! 2 j , ‘are James i i LS. ai ree on Yo if cations Alliance next Wednesday | Feb. 20 J J. Morton, the Dolly | repertajre of compositions jean By Hazen Conklin. WILLIE, YOURE TERRIBLY HARD WR! f q Gossip. po P nf A; ie ‘He uy Schwartz. mone ate y 2 Hi | STOCKINGS! IF TOU KEEP ON GETTING i i { HOLES IN THEM AS SOON AS TOU PUT I DONT KNOW WHAT L SHALL Co! Bisters, Alice ors. Joaie Heather, Sophye Barnard, Morton and Moore, ‘ox, Barney Bernard, Nice Eleanor Painter has been ii). Edgar MacGregor and J. Fred Zim- Harry and Weeks and Will Will Rogers. A. H. Woods has returned from| merman to produce Max Mar- Piteburgh. cln'’s farce “Are You My Wife?” as ‘The Piccolo Midgets are in “Robin-| soon as they can find @ good leading Toa man who ua “Crank! on aubytct ISN'T THIS TERRIBLE? ‘THEM ON ~- June Elvidge, film star, received a ” 1 card from Los Angeles yest son Crusoe Jr.” man. NEW “FOLLIES” IN JUNE. poste, vf . Ly ‘Kelcy Allen's father ts dead] Nat 8. Jorome, one of the throng) | Mehearsals for the Ziegfeld Follies Gy Pentine SRA SONOWLAE ONO Cane: | Gy % Oo a a who played Potash in “Potash & Per!- | ° e egin May 1, and the | My ho ry . P. C. Cornell, manager of the Stand-| matter on the road, will portray the | first performance Will be given on or | Puswwell for aye. “Tour, WALDO REINA ws 3 7. about June 12, Ned Wayburn has ard | ingen Buffalo, is in the city. ame role with the New Lincoln The- tern wellers’ As-| atre Stock C , Union Hill, been engaged to stage the production. FOOLIGH MENT. Dem an bes elven $650 tothe Actors’ |week., next! Already hia offices in the Fitegerald | Whee righ ater, foling ra. SPRINGING IT ON HUBBY. Fund. No, 3 of the Hippodrome Ushers'| Bullding are beginning to resemble a an with h The January bille are paid vale of beauty, if there 1s such a Sow Shs tna deart ‘Theda Bara is at Long Branch rest- thing. ing after acting in several films as the out. Under the head of mind quite up i: poor, downtrodden girl. -— FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. The author who admits the editors ‘AG. Mm. Uilbeoa'e Chotes” | Uihare Clenstte "one inter pesste DOLLYS TO SING, ‘What do you suppose Fatty re yy “ Hin faraet nets way, (show. excellent judgment in reject: | will appear in @ new Shubert comedy | much brains.” What do you think? The Dolly Sis-| Thompson, the butcher, weighs?’ ugh spring te many Ww away ling his stuff. next seasot Albert de Courville yesterday cabled! ters are actually going to eing. They 1 don't know. What?" Its harbingers are nearer, — | Herbert Gorthell, Leola Lucey, Her- William J. Wilson, who stages shows are to play an engagement at the Pal- “Meat.” And some of them than hubby's pay UNMODIFIED MARATHON To wifie’s heart are dearer. Fi | Gcmeloall them “hate.” white ethere| ST sata nerict vend) Braarice b Chinning Championship. AVERY LIGHTWEIGHT Who has no more idea of what he is talking about than you have, but once started can’t find a place iF to stop. Watered by the Newly Rambiew Ohi, | By Thornton Fisher 3 | ODDQOOG®HOWPAVHPDIOOOVIAWPSOGOOBOOHOw!9) A “harbinger” upon it! Bome people take pains as though they were having them EXTRA! Fumes, the chow-chow de- TUTSHVTOOTTSOOOOG . ‘ é THE GREAT DOT MYSTERY couRsSE, MR. MIGGLES, YES - YOULL PARDON ME -1-ER- I- SIGNAL CORPS WIG -WAGGING ENGAGED - OINISION TO CoMPEL ENEMYS RETIREMENT GY ASSAULT IF WECESSAaYD Shellac tective (howdy do, folks, pleased ta meetcha), has discovered why they've raised the price of gasoline, The | brutality of the European War has |made Americans place a higher value lon refinement, F00.0.0 CO0TO 0000000000000 000CO0 00000000 0000000000000 Some people's tdea of giving sym | pathy for the troubles of others is to | tell them all their own PAEANS OF Miss Timid to her call Complaining of her he The rushing blood had From looking ‘neath the bed! WOOF! WOOF! Tother day we voic ed a “hopeless hope” that “some day we'll meet a girl who really looks like some of those magazine covers.” And now an anonymous correspondent writes: “Tagan ‘em—leastwise they wus PAINTED like ‘eml” WHY GOATS LE: LEAVE HOME. hi te he left his desk floor, step,” ‘but stepped instead Right in the cuspidor! SOFT ANSWERS. Editor “Chow-chow:” I notice that you frequently use the editorial plural pronouns “we" and .” Should | therefore address you as “Dear Sirs” and refer to you as “they” and “them"?—H, T. 8, If you want to borrow a dollar, na- dress me “dear sir” and make it a singular request. If you he money to lend, we'll be plural sv vow cau send each of us @ dollar, (Copyright, 1910, by the Wheeler Hyndicate,) CHAPTER FORTY-ONE, HE boy scouts were nearing the sohgoner when Freddy sav something floating on the waten | | All thoughts of the missing goat lef® jthem. They drew nearer and | Finally the Indian exclaimed: “aoa Heap big —-——i” | Goin the dots with « pencil tag beginning with dot No, 1 and tactag them in numerical order. 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