The evening world. Newspaper, January 28, 1916, Page 18

f try-out a few weeks Dunn in the chief Shubert are tnter- in the forthcoming begin Th i if Hl Mr. Bailey , among thein “The Under Hye ite BY WAY OF DIVERSION. hy should the spirit of mortal proud? (That line isn’t mine but don't wy eo aloud.) Man's here on his earth but a very short term. It's also the home of the ant and the worm. Man strives to accomplish great things and perhaps he brings them about (eo do millions of chaps) and, pointing with pride or emitting a Doast, be drops in his tracks and he iY wi Fe again. The works of this world make me emile ev'ry day. A wave of Fate's hand and they're all awept away. Don't think I'm a pessimist, reader; I'm not. I'm happy enough with what falls to my lot. But why should we brag and imagine we're Sreat when ev'ry last human's de- Pendent on Fate? The final reward of each life is a shroud. Oh, why should the spirit of mortal be proud? SHE'D MARRY SANTLEY. As @ fasctnator of femininity, Joe | Santley, of “Stop! Look! Listen!” ts ‘the real article. I can't explain it, either, dear reader, but it’s a dull day With Joe when the mash notes he re- Geives don't number at least two, ¥us- | terday be iad a proposal of marriage from a Kansas City woman who sure- Iy thinks he's the finest apple in the Yarrel. Here's the very proposal: “My dear Mr. Santley: Waiting for three jong, lon sin my heart for you, and now that it is ‘Leap Year I feel as though I had the ‘Atwerty to tell you of my feelings. “Recently I have fallen heir to a} vast fortune, and now I feel as though I could make you bappy by giving you everything that money | can buy. Please don’t think I am} Just @ allly girl, but 1 have loved you! for a long time and feel ay though my heart would break if I could not) tell you of it now. 1 will be in New) York soon at the Astor and then} hope to see you. If you can't accept me please just send me a few lines to let me know that you are just as Sweet and dear as ever, “From one who hopes to be yours some day. MABEL FRENVEAR'S RETORT. ;Manel Frenyear's dog became 11) feeently and a Board of Health in- @pector called on the actress at a Foerty-seventh Street hotel to make g@ome inquii.cs as to the nature of the @anine’s indisposition. Miss Frenyear met him at the door. “Are you Miss Frenzy,” asked the inspector. » Then Miss Frenyear said something that was pretty cute. whe re- torted, “but I will be M Frenzy it you try to take my dog away.” ‘WILL EARN HER TROUSSEAU. ‘The publication in this column of a poem by John Philip Sousa, dedicated to Maggie Teyte, recalls the fact that $00 Irish pri: donna is soon to be Warrlied to Lieut, Seymour Robert- Seat irce con short time ago, ecoel ago. from coming to New York Saturday Toledo, whore she is appearing to-day with the Boston Grand Opera Company. While here she will pur- ehase her trousseau and she writes 9 will pay for it with the money ries Dillingham pays her for #ing- Ing at the Hippodrome Sunday night. Felng in love, it isn’t at all inappro- printe that she has selected for ner Programme, “Dearest” and "My Lad- die. H —-— ome and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Friday; January 28: 1916 “*S’MATTER, POP?” a a ue uw we ue we we we By C. M. Payne aici WERE You Er THePT, I HAD A Boy VERY | MIXED UP IN [DOWN -AN' HITH GANG ‘ou HAD NOTHING WELL THAT “RIOT JUMPED ON ME To MAire To Do witt (Ty oR ME LET 41M UP WASN'T Mixed UP a ees se N wom N ( le / U 5) ewe Can PRN ILE Prem Punting Ce Ue Evening Works FLOOEY AND AXEL—Flooey’s OW AKEL, You AN KEWPIE GET BUSY aN eox A FEW ROUNDS WHILE 1 Go UP AN’ SEE IKE AGAIN ABOUT THE- MATCH WITH MORAN! 1M GONNA MAKE HIM ¢s : ACCEPT OUR TERMS! Yas ws ws GET ME SOMEVUN ELSE — Lucey “T'6er periep tay 4] He BANE Too ROUGH 4 JOHNNY ERTLE TO BE AXEL SPARRING PARTN eae BOXING WITH A BANTAM ALWAYS WELPS A HEAVY WEIGHY “To DEVELOP SPEED. | (fens we eons! DAWGONNIT, I TOLD HIM NOT To GET ROUGH WITH LITTLE REWPIE — ENRY HASENPFEFFER— Both Were Mixed; 1918, Prom Puteisning Co (NY Rvening World) “ie: ; By Bu founded! the Prescription Was Compounded, and They Were Con d Counihan TILL SEND Y"HUSBAND WELL HERES YouR \__ CoWHY HE SAID IT MUST Fv WELL I DID HAVE THIS MEDICINE WHICH ‘i MEDICINE “ HEN" Y'BETTE! 0 BE TAKEN IN A ay aan cs } ont “HEN BUT To ST BE TAKEN (N'A P yi) all TAKE _IT_BEFORE DIVNER! CERECUMBENT Position!) AN StL mer) (OR Bee to MRTEUMBENT POSITION ! 3 | ; ——— ——— a y i my HAT- You LOANED VN TO away | yr —— HOW'D THAT BIRD RECUMBENT PoSITION P} 2 my ANT GOTTA LMR Crook US + va f O) * SAY “To STAKE RECUMBENT PoSI TION: ; hh ONE IN TH Ya ey > ( it? —--» é (House! . 4) D) 19099O99008009OHOHTOOOVAO® | GOOHH 3; HUMA f (suet mokime) FoR a) 1 Pine - FoR You |t PINE gate, ¢ 4 ) (WELLO-HELLO ar NIGHT Chae wae = (WEN. Lex OFF | Y THAT MUSICAL COMEDY A MITE Wee y THRTS THE GANG \_ J WHO IKICKED BecAuse’ / THE BOSS CIDNT / Give EM MORE THE ¢ | pest oF THE YEAR: / fo) FLL TS irs, SUPPERING! GFACE, who had always loved Topsy and wanted’ her since the very first, wondered that Peter Poor, their newsboy and Topsy's original rescuer, had given her to Dot, and felt no little Geet ey ment. But Lord Fauntleroy at sight of Topsy silently exclaimed, “Ah! there is Topsy, and what a treat it is to see such an unaffected doll-girl as she. She is not like other dolls—all apple cheeked and frizzy haired and beruffled of dress, And when Topsy shyly her head upon Dotty's shoulder he exclaimed, “And mode violet. How tired 1 am of the doll-girls of my set!” a . turn each of Dot's dolls was taken with their mistress upon her morning walk. To-day Topsy’s turn ¢ame. In freshly starched dress and cap and snug, warm coat she weht with Dot and nurse a-walking in the park lane. Hardly had they gone a block when Topsy spied a familiar looking little girl and a handsome blond- haired doll. They proved to be Grace Good and none other than Lord Fauntleroy ‘his very self! What would Topsy do? She had vowednever to be seen by him until her cheeks were red once more, and she still was pale! But he al had spied her =F OR TIE ON CARDBOARD THROUGH THE HOLES LISTENING TO THE OFFICE QUARTET DISHING OUT HARMONY. BOOK, Eugene Walter has the grip. Bijou Fernandez js all over “Twin Beds” has recently be Maced successfully in Madrid and don. Theda Bara, Fox film star, has a pew nickname. It is Hell's Hand n. Frederick J. Smith is doing the press Form for the musical show "se iret. » Muriel Hudson bas been engaged 8 Visits for $5 dane Plaza 3 % I take thie epportunity of notifying all) 1, Hart is vexed because Wal His Recipes. whe reauire treatment for catarrhal | Kingwicy addressed hin ay "Tne | : | shat sat Feb. 1 my fess for! shiloh Kid.” He wishes the public to| Rut Mr, Bowdle, desirous to show |66 said Billing, “that a] be & charge £ oe.e8 aa know he is seven years younger than | woman's sheltered and easy C neh scientist hus discov. | Recessary treatment and medi-| Mr. Kingsley and is still full of pep. ‘on, smiled and answored: area h macKea oor ing of | - ordes ia, take edvamiare of thls | | Mr. and) Mis Vernon Castle will she take eversthing e80 | o1q ages *e ‘otter necessary to vielt my | dance at the Hippodrome again Sun- Diladelphia Bulletin, C ee F ! - mie Sy ue artis lohens Cernan ee Suse “Well, what of it?" Jed Wile! he and Dot's nurses sat on the same sunny bench and fell E HILE Topsy and Lord Fauntleroy sat side by side a’ _ Bed aee fuk 8:Dile: naga Verioa pie rey kins, pa notbings n that. | Is talking as nurses will, And the little girls played nearby of old. Reralling how once there flashed glances from Topsy’ 4 Os the last @ay of January the otter win | AY Rt ‘here __ ong Winded. A man can stave off ago by jump. | and fell to talking too. That is how Grace learned of the finding black shoe-button eyes to his blue one with fit iva lash » he » FOOLISHMENT. days of his youth, Senator |ing off the E Tower, or dropping IN of Topsy by Dot and how Dot found out that To; had really shyly peeped to see if Topsy was loo} Ang At him in re pid, ways 4 Hie mie | burn of Kentucky was asked|a lighted match in a powder barrel | iS belonged to Peter Poor, and very reluctantly said that if Peter '" She really was! “She loves me,” his heart shouted, anc \ | » to Bohomia.” auburn in’ the used Midnig PWOBMNIVEANOCORRBOHNE OOK GOOD STORIES OF THE DAY ford, INDICATED TS MARGIN. PASTE IN Be erry fen petuyned to BWHEGIADODIOOMRPOOHOOOODOVOG 900419:910)9) leads, ina stock company 5 ; oe " Barn Bernard is to do a monologue Well, Why? [sweat dinner that although at the Pi next W r performed | aeional imacines 2PRESENTATIVE BOWDLE of will be @ Pp Alone xt the Shubert | Ohio, wh vigorous Anti-Suf. j | atre next frage speech was the feature of |" | | toy Barne “Katinka” tsn't r ’ Koy Barnes of “Ka bet Ap- | 4st month's Suffrage debate, at at al tinued | to the trenohes, after he's‘ getting enc in Washington gh fighting [recent ding ti When Joc » dark Anished sy in NY due fo! Th Hipp Band, now at the | supper ry * to —— THE MARGIN AND a friend to second a duel He| while sitting on it, or by rocking the sy back, of course. he should have he ighed with satisfaction. As fer Topsy, though she has had many ee el hac lauahine more perilous escapades, none ever thrilled her like this unexpected meeting with Lord Fauntleroy: And of what happinecs it brought into her future life we_s ‘as. we read.further in the book’ red to Circulation Back Number Department, Evening World 4 Ben he parted to Blaud picked up bis drum and beat it. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “What must @ man be to be buried with military honorst” “Dead. ty ; but there were ars of regret in Dot's eyes! And laughter and hope in ¢ ¥ for she knew that Peter would then give Topsy to her and all w end happily. consented, and at the next aunriae the | Boat when he's ot on the water, or Niagara Falls sitting Those French sclon- hi riding ov It was Mr. Blackburn's | PY yung over the last word concerning |tists make me tired with thet the terms of the duel. One of the labaloo over nothing.” — Benator’s colleagues recently said at parties met. duty to | B2Seneearore <U