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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, January 25, 1916 Reflections of A Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1018, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Brening Work), 8 long as women are women a man’s first love will never doubt him when he swears that she will be the last—and his last love will al- By J. H. Cassel SeaINNNe Taety Beer Suptey vy tne Press Publishing Company, Now. 68 to President, ‘W, Treasurer, 63 Park Row, 0 For England and the Continent and_ -: ‘Worla for the United States and Canada, She World. iw, New York, coun tet Ei LITZBR, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Row. All Countries tn the International /. | + $8.60/One Year. BETARLISNED BY JoRMPH PILITZER. 3 Park Row, at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Clase Matter, to The Evening Postal Unior 80 One Month, A ways believe him when he vows that she is the first, fb) VOLUME 56................. seeesasececceesessNOy 10,880 ' Most men expect to slip into heaven by holding onto a woman's skirt, j \and to keop out of hades by hiding behind it, } WHO WERE THEY? ROBING expense accounts of committees and officials in this) | Brains never helped a woman to understand men. It takes oxpert- State proves to be a prickly business for those who start it. | enoe and @ sixth sense; and a little fluff, with a dash of intuition and two | The Thompson Committee will now go on with its work. Hiceetied bleed credit, can give deni points to all the feminine phi- o/ ‘ : w v , Meanwhile Gov, Whitman and his administration will take a turn DON, Ne tae ree © Wee ener ; i 21 7 ” sharged te 4t explaining the $20,760.46 unitemized, un-prorated total charged to Bternity (Masculine version)—The interval between the time when a the Siate for “the movement of Gov. Charles 8. Whitman and party Ready, Dear!” and the time when she actually leaves tha f t by special train, Albany, N. Y., to San Francisco and return, May { 7 26-June 20, 1915.” } 5 }é ~ ‘ ; 4 ' ! Funny, but the moment a man decides that a - ‘ In an investigation of hotel and travelling expenses of legislative} t P spent Ltolttedlagp pen Ne 3 } J i i TRAC TION , inine beauty he wante to lead her off to a dark conservatory, or turn all the | and State officers the Thompson Committee bills and th { lights down low, #o that he can’t see her. / Whitman junket to the San Francisco Exposition are going to figure| 3 INTERESTS —_—_ | ' together in the foreground. A pretty contrast: *, The man who fs trying to flatter a homely girl will make more prom On the one hand the hard work of a committee that has broken late — ik oe baboons pe i trnapind al ES OO Oe ee ‘ : . reas scourse “potenc; es a J the hold of the corporations on the Public Service Commission, there- the “Seaaties or oe oe Seer SO Teen Uce: He oeneeae aaa by saving the public millions of dollars. | ete On the other a Gubernatorial excursion to California of small! It takes a mighty little time and propinquity to wash all the color out of profit to the State or any one else save the thirty-nine persons who @ cheap romance or an tmitation love. were lucky enough to be in on it. ‘ r Al iis Alfference will éecape tio one, It's an awful shock to a girl just out of college to discover that a man is i Bath Aas ; much more vitally Interested to hear her opinion of the shade of his cravat Public opinion has already had its effect upon the Legislature, | or the color of his eyes than he {s to hear her opinion of Nietzsche, Schopen- which does not dare to interfere with the Thompson Committee in the} ; hauer or the fundamentals of social development. completion of its work. But the main question in connection with the hotel bill rumpus remains to be answered: wa a esti gibi ur eth start working before a man - A ias had 8 secon: ww coffee je morn. \. Who started it, and why? = Sete stints Who tried to ghunt the Thompson Committee on to a siding at Dollars and Sense By H. J. Barrett the particular moment when it is getting ready to drive further into Be, . ' i ght Seal a a wees 66 A UTHOUGH a reaction always propriation to deflecting the public's ; the methods of public utility corporations in this city? What interest follows an extra sales ef-| 4ttention to these windows, could Gov. Whitman or Speaker Sweet have in checking such in- | fort." said the advertising| ou, jobbers and aise toceee ot the vestigation ? manager of a plant engaged in the) fact that our interests are mutuel, ‘ ; manufacture of a widely used spe-|we found it easy to avail ourselv A, Everybody knows that the corporations would be glad to see the cialty, “permanent benefit always re-| Of the yast and far reaching machi r¥ | , 1 ' fs ; 5 1 ery of thelr sa a Thompson Committee smothered in its hotel bills or in anything else gulta, gee bl be aede of speed the! Sevoral hundred jobbers lent as the i average volume of sales never quite! enthusis 7 that would put an end to it. | erts to its previous level. In fact,| “Wo d " peta t for i ,, itterly . ap: | that is the idea behind m: ley of v vs di y’ fe Evtrybody knows that Tammany must bitterly resent what hup- gales GxnAnAION— spurt, ‘gucceels bait indo wa Sipe ne oun Baas | pened to McCall at the hands bf this same committee, spurt, each one steadily raising the!our actual and prospective retallers t heck ie | Volume distributed. through several media. ‘These - That corporation interests and Tammany vengeance formed an “A couple of months ago I planned) prised a striking mailing piece ene if} entente to suppress Senator Thompson and his efforts is compre- Lessgral tanincenty aitee weet ee Caled a Tete aa ee nee nae : lee temporary #4 rt, Wed a ietura curd request ' hensible. are the details: free supply of window cards, ts | ® cover the jobbers of the coun-llargo "ads" in trade medie cove But who were the strategists who planned the attack and what} ee with @ force of about a score oflour dealers, and mailing pieces sent — were the Governor of the State and the Speaker of the Assembly |'wo maintain a body of about twios ther maeenrer, in optating denier ft doing in such councils? j {his “number to cover the retailers. signatures to the requests for window ait | is sounds as though we were com- |displays. peting with our jobbera, Such is not Neariy 5,000 return cards were pe- ! i i aaa the case, however. The latter sales fromthe dealers direct; al A NEW PUPIL? | force devotes “Ite. efforts ‘chietiy. 10/3 me. through the mes | | missionary work: the securing of dis- ers’ salesmen, Cons ! Dor ATIONS trom European sources that ‘Turkey. may admit it} | $eibariea. The retailer Is urged tolocive the value of all those windows } | ! u t Ace Tepeat orders wi © nearest|in broadening the demand for our was a submarine of hers that sank the Persia make it not im-| Jobber. { x. = bber. product. k& _ possible that Uncle Sam will have to repeat for the benefit of lekar harine Wales Gitte an ata Mien re eoatted aver a Te f! + : sae nv : . aoe rei } 4 Constantinople his convincing and now familiar course of instruction Den in Mother L ove T h e J arr F am i 1 y {n selling our product should increase | photos of windows from dealer con i i 5 tis efforts, ‘The pivot about which |tostants, And the steady deman@ for in international law. y zg . all supplementary factors of this |denler h blotters, foidors, &c., hag \| ‘There has been a readiness in official circles to assume that the By Sophie Irene Loeb —— By Roy L. McCardell — wae thad of tetuier (eingee sess tatieg ware: Deh oe Mi jobbers’ 4! , ta ek " z | ‘fhe problem, therefore, was to de-|books; the ord custo actual facts about the Persia will never be known, ‘lho only person} Copyright, 1916, by The Prem Iublishing Co, (The New York Eveniug World | Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) velop. the most effective mevhod of ee phowea puneinn eeraaaen j on the liner who professes to have seen the wake of a submarine at WOMAN aigning herself/such a man I would certainly 'make|¢¢J> DECLARE, {t's most vexa-, ‘That shows how iittle you know,”| Interesting the dealer in this plan,| Altogether, the effort proved to be ap \\ the time of the explotion finds no one to corroborate his story. Ap- A “Heartbroken Mother" him geo that 1 Asis none of him tious!” sald Mrs. Jarr, biting} “Well, reverso her letter. Tha a) then devote the balance of our ap- unqualified suc | ently 7 : eras writes: is Sa aoe tho end of her pen, “I don't easy,” said Mr, Jarr. ee — par ntly no Austrian or German submarine commander reported the i awe: een) “taaenied bona ac hie happens to be the) ow stint tolend to hart” | “Reverse her letter?’ repeated | ¢ fof destruction of the vessel. thirteen years and was a assumed his “head of the house" | “Say to whom?" asked Mr, Jarr. | Mrs. Jarr, '{} How Men’s Habits Began The submarine, if submarine it was, that sank the Persia may| Widow. with one little girl, when I peti eta ved sod a ead Barone ster Why, Aunt Hetty,” exclaimed Mrs. “I mean just reverse her lette g F : , M crarnied my eecont 4, Wa now |S As prevail My mean “Sha wrote o a week ago,| said Mr, Jarr. “It's the good, old, |¢ id hay ‘ost, th - 4 a » have | married my second husband. We now |} ife has gone on wut. {I&t?. “Sho wrote to me a week ago, | sa! Jarr. + old, | ° ee . have been lost, the ship may have struck 4 mine or there may haYC} nave five children, but Tam very un- nd longing for the wnt wie ia} and C can't afford to make her angry|safe, reliable way when you don't Copyright, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) c | } been an interna) explosion of some sort. These possibilities seemed | happy. ws much her flesh and blood as are| by not answering her letter, because | know what to say or don't care to com- No. 1--Smoking. | y Buy he “tooke a pipe of tobacco | : to cover the case, But if the submarine murder habit was handed| “Ne is @ good, sensible man and) pis own children, withheld from thig| i Would bo just like the old crank] mit yourself, What does she say in ¢¢ : , boas, there ain't % pate eae tte nit Divine | 2 provides for his family, but he never /jittle girl has doubtless kept the wo-| tO die and not leave a cent to the} her letter?” asylums enough in the} "was What Spencer wrore 4 on to Turkey? : | Mked that girl of mine and he made|man from leaving the burden of Ws | children, for spite!” "The same old thing!” said Mra. world to hold all the nut#/apouy it, Sir Willam Byrde later ii i Mightn’t it be a good idea to hold a class promptly and save|me put her out of the house, She own nye children to puarelt ae “That's easy,” sald Mr. Jarr. “Just|Jarr. "She writes how she's suffer- we yaw, Every last one of ‘em was|callef tobacco “that most bewitching , trouble? Berlin and Vienna have learned their lesson creditably|!# ew Hving with my sister, They leave nin with the Mtr aie wile go ahead and writo her a letter; tell| ed all winter with sciatica and how | eating smoke.” i er ‘ate up the new fashion and | and copied it into neat codes and pledges, Call Constantinople! ae.YerY Boe" te her, She 1s @ nice,} ones ho would soon realize the trinis| her how the children are and what| much medicine she's taken, and how| This is a freo translation from th! y, ‘sorend hike the grip. But it didi't 1 nop pledges. ONSTANTINOPIC sensible girl, nineteen years of age; | and tribulations that have been hers.| you have been. doing recently, and| Uncle Henry nearly chopped his foot |gpanish of the report made to the } a real hard fight, aad eu to recite. but I haven't had a happy hour since No mation at Whe sacrifice a about your new dress, and the now| off cutting kindling and has been la!d | well known Admiral C, Columbus by ng ornsade a no a | —— oe sho left me, as I know a girl needs a] Welcomed into the home this al lays—all that sort of stuff that in-!up, and about old Spotty, the oow,|a crowd of sailor boys he'd sent over | “e sey" affair in those da elcomed girl for | Play ; , : th talkii mother's advice and care more than| whom the mother craved. tereste women.” dying, and Bill, the bay horse, lame,|to look at Cuba. They hadn't found ae, biel anne ites te nee RESTORE THE NIGHT SCHOOLS. | a boy. Ho certainly docs not understand] “You know as well as I do how/and Cousin Charley fatling through lany Northwext Pasmgo, but they had |De0q “imey gaed the kuout, pu mea ; ie atid i i “How can Lmake my husband real-| that he cannot combat the funda-| aunt Hetty 1s!" said Mrs. Jarr| the ice and getting pneumonia, and! discovered tobacco, ‘The voyage Was|in jail, fired them out of the church HE night schools of this city have helped hundreds of thousands] iz6 his mistake and have him con- | mental principles of nature iteelf and poevishly. ‘She never writes any-| how her stepson ia drinking hard|a big success. and executed a few. But {t was no 3 of hard working young people tg the practical knowledge| sider the appiness he brought on|realize that by making this mother|thing but letters about misery, sick-| again, amd Mrs, Jenkinson dying | It was a clasdy pipe they rn Fe “ON cigar denerves a better start, but and training they needed to earn more money and become me, and what can I do to have him | happy in the one thing that she wants! ness and death — what makes some after being bedridden for nine years, | shaped affair which the natives called]. Oe our highbrows claim it @o® Wetter, happior, more useful citizens take that girl back to her unhappy | most it would, bo returned [aes @\peopie think of nothing but horror | and Smith's barn burning down and|"Tabaco,” ‘The Kerra seat hea ~ ita name from ‘cur lite (end ‘ , . an Hi nundredfold, ore Wot 0 : z e i tris, t atuc atydid. “Cixurro” was the ; ., ., | mother, who loves her eo much and] sunshine in her life and sho would no |and depressing things when they take| not being insured, and Old Becky | points up hi Lap burning weed and Sams, “and fue learned nea’ tHe fi No part of the school system does more to put education in the| misses her go much doubt radiate it In his home. their pen in hand?” Tonaen SORE: Se The BOOENA NAN Wd OTN & A ot erie do not etate| this into coming from. “olcada,” bee ? way of those who can apply it direetly’ to their advancemet joys | Ob the cruelty of this husband! I) 1 hope this man will seo bis-great) “phat's got nothing to do with) and”—~ /oPither thia was done voluntarily or|cause it's built somewhat along che y pply y to ancement. y Beate ik 1 1 te rf wh 1 A ’ sin Y*) wish it were possible to bring to trial |error before it ix too late and learn | 1 as 1 suggest. You can be| “Never mind any more harrowing |e tchee Our own Indian did|lines of that little pot. and girls, young men and women who go to night school go there in}and to make pay dearly the tan who how he may Chit the trail” that wil’ erful if sho Isn't,” said Mr, Jarr,| details,” sald Mr. Jarr, “But you just |better; they had real nifty BPO ia leniey Cee beeen te tat iy ane dead earnest. They know the i y separates w mother from a daughter, | 8 t° bs own wellare. \ ul “| take her letter and write this way | "One of the best things the Span! fellow who hoped to oth ‘ ‘ y t value of the thing they seek. What : ene thd ae plea peta soi Dear Aunt Hetty—Your letter |4id was to take home pomiples of society columns lugged a box around 1 the city gives them they give back later a millionfold in industry by ‘everybody would know hit aod Wit Wisdom and Philosophy RETAIN brs HADINGLA aIShouEn everything they found, and aa tobacco Ba him and anitfed up 6 Bap ess , e' y wo > a a wasn't nai i 5 ; and sound citizenship, shun him accordingly. "This wie, who ’ aa Bien | {am sorry to hear your sciation |some of it too. dean Mieot, tie) And Americn did itl Bo -fax se ‘ Yet instead of wisely extending the night kchools to an ever! borne jim five children, has no ON TALK AND: PAL ERS: Ay Robert HOU Hierenpon: | haa been bothering you, and hope | French, AM neenor a imade #6 Much | over here since. the Year i, . The. Ihe ‘ vide ful sits ditinial aver 4 s doubt given thirteen years of long HERE can be no fairer ambition eloquent, and that we swell In each] the new medicine will do you [Hold of a bunch and Made a Taek) over here since the, eee tee ay wider usefulness, city officials at the first cry of economy curtail the} service to the care of them and his | than to excel in talk, to be af-| 10M Ta eee te el Minehed Vegin to | 800d, Poor Uncle Henry, Too bad |hord invented it. “Nicotine.” See? | put up the "No Fighting” eign on the « evening classes, This year elementary schools are held only three |household. fable, gay, ready, clear and Wel-| oyorfow the limits of tleit ordinary| he should meet with such an acct- But it was the English who started place in South Dakota where the red nights a weck instead of four; the trade schools get only three nights|r, MB he (20%, her for “better or |eome; to have a fact, a thought oF an | selves, tower UP to th tof their] dont, but J feel sure he wt got all | the game of emolring in, Mirops, Cer) pipestone came from. Anybody could gts i. ; ds » e nights | gor re” he did go with the full }inustration pat to every subject, and| secret pretensions and give them-) right and be as spry as ever by | old frien ri b 7 “ke : : Saal f ; | Nedee (hy shad Ars . pF Ne © heroes, brave, pious. | ‘i Virginia, and Sir Francis Drake|out being scalped when his back out of eight in two weeks, and classes in stenography, typewriting, |! weer Heals ritipendent Sut |not only to cheer the fight of time |*elves out for the hero iDrive: Pious: | spring. | 1 grieved to hear of Bpot- ceca touanen over with Won| Was furned. Phatle a part of tee bookkeeping, civil service, domestic science, applied electricity and|omly for mere’existence but for moth- |among our intimates but bear our} ghini tnoments they aspire to be,| ty'’s death; she had such kind | gir Walter Raleigh was the boy you|tobacco freemasofiry that to-day lets F Jer love—the most precious thing in| part in that great international con-| Natural talk, like the ploughing,| eyes! And Bill, tho horse, is |had to “see” in those days if you/a poor unfortunate man who has to structural drawing are either closed or greatly reduced in numbe Ithe work yet by his, i ead websted £ pone . n eurtace cl pee ad = | vthing done, so they gave|work for a living stop a real milllon= ze & umber. ihe mg snd. t by his welfish act | gross always ting where public| should t up a large surface of life! jame? Can nothing be done for wanted any RR OG a Ney AES aE COP a Yi ne sen & Tee) Oe eee: This week the Associated Evening High School Alumni. of |i, D2, 2eprived: (his girl of the one sali > Me errorg| rather than dig mines into geological 1, old fellow? Perh he (it to him. He ordere s é a ‘ d of |heing in the world whom she needs | Wrongs are first declared, public errors| srience, anec- | te sod, ol ’ bates \eilver pipes and put tobacco across, match, Greater New York ally themselves with 25 t during her tender years. 50,000 ni seho a night school Pupils | Who knows-—-perhape thie man may jbe responsible for endless misery that . in a campaign to restore the night school system to its full efficiency, f The Aldermen are asked for a revenue bond issue to carry on the|aration?. Who iow but that atthe night schools. Petitions in the interest of the cause will be cireu-| 100% lated in all the boroughs. jit we first corrected, and the course of pub- lic opinion shaped day by day a little to the right, ik has none of the freezing com- munitives of the pulpit, A jest inter- mbug is dissolved ing forth out has @ splinter in his foot? Cousin Charley should not go skating when the ice is not thick, for pneumonia 18 not pleasant. Mrs, Jenkinson went to heaven, I am sure, Too bad she didn't seo incident, eross-lights, quotations, al instances—the whole flot- sam and jetsam of two minds forced |in and upon the matter in hand from y point of the compass and from dlegree of mental elevation and are the mate r we By Samuel Smiles (By Poresision of Harper & Brothers.) Thrift vy be laid the sins of this girle n and he ° the children's children? nelshbor or friend of | | abasement—these with which talk is Justified, the w |< 5 fod) smith’s barn burn, I remember ols) Every taxpayer and citizen should sign. ‘lhe city can afford! y Broove Into the! on which the talkers thrive. | Such) sow she used to ait by the fire for 6—The Slavery of Idleness, houses and mills, ‘They fit manufac- 3 " ; city ca D ilitarics re, cheery and! argument as 18 proper to the exercise e fo» y ' saa af mosey for the night schools. It cannot afford to cheat its own best Militarism 45 Years Ago. |chitring like schoolboys ott of sched, ee ee ane ine. hours, Is she sitting by the fire 2 men who economize dy means |{0Fies with tools and machines. ‘They inte fey alintoiug 4hen BRE is au oditorial from the San | And it is in i alone that we cau!" "Paik should keep close along the} now? Alas, that is the great of labor become the owners of rious parts of the world, They put terests by skimping them. Francisco New Age, printed in |'°tijod talk commonly ariaca’ among | Wee Of NUMAN Ment atin tere | mystery! She was very kind to | capital which sets other labor’ their capital together, and buitd rail- —_——___.. 1871, which shows militarism is |fricnds. Talk 18 Indeed both. the | ane eae ee es ee ened experience | old Becky Johnson, who has gone |4, motion, Capital accumulates in Foads, harbors and docks, They open Hits From Sharp Wits |no new growth In Europe and that /scene and instrument of friendship. It) tntorsect and illumine each other. to the poorhouse, and her untimely /tieig hands, and they employ other| Crect pumping cnwlnes th heey thet Any one who knows some things is jevery day lifo in the number of people | Conseription talk is not @ novelty for |i ih {Atk wn, Mit Hay that'amis | ,,2¢ i8 the mark of genuine conversas| end should be a warning to your |ygporers to work for them. ‘Thus clear of water, ‘They employ luhorcrs nover as to admit that there|who think they can toll a joke, but| England: Able counter wasertion, of personality | tion, that the fayings cam scarce be] stepson, who is drinking hard |traqe and commerce begin’ to work the mines, and thus give rise are many others that he does not |can't.—Columbia State “How far Europe is from the mil-|which is the gauge of relations and| quoted with thelr full effect beyond) a ain ‘ants is all the news there ‘The thrifty build houses, ware-|to an immense amount of employ~ know.--Albany Journal. a lennium may be judged from the an-|the sport of life, the circle of common friends. Good t. Write Y | JB sites sl Mc <==s=s5 | ment, Ma aks If a book of instructions » eel | nouneement made by a competent] A good talk is not to be had for the| talk ts dramatic, it 1s Ike an tm-| 4s at present, Write soon, Yours All this is the result of thrift, 1 is k Even at that, if you follow another |.ome babies, perhaps they mitt? | authority that seven millions of men asking, Humans must first be ace |Promptu plece of acting where each| affectionately. |Jarr came in unexpectedly, he found] the result of economlzing monoy and man's advice you have got some one |hotter raised. ne MEY NOW he) are, or soon will be, under arms onfeorded in a kind of overture and pro. | should represent himself to the great-| here," added Mr. Jar. “That's the Mra. Jarr looking over some old let-| employing it for beneficial purposes, f else blame when you fall.—Mem- a 6 se | the Continent. Russia Is to have two hour, company and c¢lreum. jest advantage, and that is the bost! ,, to answer letters from Aunt 7 hi nen he was| Tn thriftiess man has no sharo in % pbis Commercial . | millions, France and Germany a mill- be sulted. and then ata fit|kind of talk where cach speaker {| V8Y jters he had written to her when he was eg progress of the world, He spends — Cet Any one who could know the fu-! jon anda half each, Austria and Italy | juncture the subject, most fully and candidly himself, and in town and she and the children were | all that he gets and can give no help ‘4 ‘You ean't teM the after-dinner ora- See rich, but he would| 4 million each. The English are re-! All natu talk is a festival of os-j where, if you were to shift the| “It's as gand a way as any,” sald in the country for the summer, to anybody, No matter how niuch | organizing their army and the fed |ibility of conscription ~ | tentation, and by tt or compulsory : laws of tle game speeches round from one to another, each talker accepts and fang the vai tor who has his “impromptu” weeks there would be the greatest loss in in Mrs. Jarr, looking a money he makes his position ts not in any respect raised, little puzzled, | She evidently found a great deal of b : Is : He husbands anythieg about preparedness. Beware of imagining that you are) military service is being sertously | ity of the other, It da from that rea-| significance and perspicacity, It Is| PUt t wonde eversing” in thie correspondence, for none of his resources, He ia alwaya Te abe: Die a8 good ag people who like You say| discussed by the leading English! eon that we venture to lay ourselves|for this reason that talk depends so| Wat she was wondering about she| her manner was cool toward him for calling for help, He is, in fact, the Another pathetic littie'feature of! you are.—Albany Journal, Journals.” 80 open, that we dare to be eo warmly wholly on our company, 414 not eay; but meer on, whey’ Mr, some time afterward, bora thrall and glave of the ,