The evening world. Newspaper, January 6, 1916, Page 16

Nactystteed i rca detaeitio Staiecs aethe aakeheomtaas samen aus alee ete ioe ~ acne ah Sena ara ee iter a ada . Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING | WORLD, Thursday: January 6. 1916 “S'MATTER, POP?” a “ uae we Bik if Fac and T wied 1 wut ANALYST Givine - : Fiction A ELLYFUNT. Look, THe -PROPoS TION AN THEY'D USE ABOUT A BARREL OF SOAP AT THe Pre An’ THe ONCE-oveR ® ave’ yan Care T CourpD AN WATER BVERY TIME bate hk ys Hod?! “tHeyd wast Your ork A RECORD QF an afternoon with the ladies of the Nelghberhood Bridge Club. HOSTESS—Answer the door, Nora, t€s probably wre, A. She always comes early to aco if the prizes are worth staying to play for—— Oh, how do you do, Mrs, B.! I thought it was Mra. A. MRS. B.—Mrs. A. isn't coming. She heard the first prize was « casserole, and she already has two, so she's gone to fli in at a party Mre, X. is giving. ‘There's to be a “Thermaline” carafe @8 a prize and she’s simply dying to Bave one. HOSTHSS—See who that ts, Nore. ‘Well, Mra. B., I——oh, how do you do, Mra. ©.? And Mra. D.! I was afraid — weren't coming—when I e é 0 Moe ti ea tant wor] XK LOOEY AND AX EL—No Telling What Flooey Would Have Done if Axel Had Pronounced TWO Words! we we By Vic hesband laid up with the grippe. MRS. D.—Oh, I wouldn't let « little thing like that keep me from coming. I never let my home interfere with my Scormam ins vee Voiliewad Me 1s 1 smavine Weney No use TALKIN’! T'SIMPLY GoTTA STUDY SwedisH. THS STUFF LookS LIke A LOT OF TASKED For a WORD! Not A SENTENCE #t Wey axec! IMGONNA LEARN TO “TALK SWEDISH . PICK OUT SOME WORD bridge-playing. * MRS. C.—Three tables? I thought HEN “Tracks To me !! (N THAT PAPER AN’ PRONOUAKIE 'T there would be four to-day? We had — FoR ME “THEN 1 Li Look (7 UP four at my house last week, but then, you know, dear, they all LIKE to come to MY house. I always plan to have the right kind of refreshments. i Of course you-— Bie} ‘MRS. B. Speaking of refreshments, @ién't Mre. E, have the worst— HERE AN’ PRACTICE IT. SSE ? MRE. C.--Hush! Here she comes . now! t HOSTESS—Come right in, Mre. B. ‘ ‘and Mre. F.! I thought Mrs. M. was 1? coming with you? i] MRS, F.—She couldn't get her hus- fand to give her any money. She lost i # heavily last time he haa refused to if stve her any more money outside her | @ilowance, and you know that isn't i | @nough to play bridge on! ; (Later.) | HOSTESS—There are twelve of us here, 80 we might as well sit down, MRS. B—I'm giad Mrs. N, didn’t ome. I always hate to draw her for T i partner, See teoiats, upon playing AN IDIOT: THERE HE WOT ARE You bridge fe on t ‘and ab var eee event THINKS HE'S FISHIN’ AN DOIN’ UNCLE P ing Co (NY. Rvening World ) "TWAS EVER THU S—Sometimes There Is Method in Apparent Madness! Ay FISHIN’ EHP WELL UNCLE HAVE A CIGAR- AN’ HERES A LIL’ “CHANGE” FoR YuH! f YOURE TH’ FouRTH SIR ie “Knows more choice morsels of| |{ DONT KNOW “TH’ PoND 1 MANY HAVE You and not rd T get out = WITH \cel ® word can o 1S CovERED THIS MORNIN’ P NICE LOOKIN’ OLE FELLER Too — ITS A Pity! her! knows I Money out of MY husband when it, She never dares to ask him @ cent. As if I'd let my husband ME into a worm like that! ieeeren ie set 88 ewtol it's his own fault! n't he buy the kind that go Dies ot ‘whe Kind that go down? 8. C.—What's trumps’ MRS. B.—Girls, did you hear about Mrs. V.? ‘No! What was it? 8. B—I don’t know as I ought to tell for she asked me not to. But I it won't go outside the club. fell she had an awful row with her 's mother. And she's told him one or the other of them must eave his roof! MRS. D—That nasty temper of | ns o—en vet wen sce tt| MCA RY’S MARRIED LIF E—Grandfather Apparently Divided His Partisanship! a MES, E—Pardon me, Mrs. F. but Capygh 16 Pome Prtiiabing Co (N.Y. Rvening Weiidy BILN. THE GRIPPE EPI DEMIC T kNOW IT, SWEETY)Y ==> sua == = - { ' ie WON - DO. MR: LOUDER ] f gut the window, 1S AWFUL- Now. NouVvE q Le Now LASTLY- YOu : | epee ee as PROMISING TO TE OUT Tene we te eS ibe Havests SAY NOU HAVE ONE WELL,DOC. HES CHANGEABLE? SOMETIMES HE Fleurs Examine YOU PHYSICALLY GRANDFATHER LIVING ? FOR ONE SIDE AND What's trumps, pi FoR AND. ORALLY: GOT TO KNOW MRE. Fo-She'a awfully a ’ = ‘“ im, ALL ABOUT THE FAMILY 7), IS HE ON YouR. eayway, Tm just as good as she Is i SKELETONS S- Hat E FATHERS OR YOUR even m} jusba n't mak * Lb U much money as hers. She was ‘only ‘ ag Fy MOTHER'S SIDE ? k model when he married her, 7 they didn't have a cent to thelr a now look at the airs they | I cam stand any * , but I hate any one tale-bearer like Mollie P. | | up? Dia you eyer see such ‘ ONCE- over, EH! MRB. 01 departme! And, on, tell you this! Cora U.'s maid | hae ieft and Cora owes her three’ jonths’ wages! And Cora blames 0. She says that woman has trying get her maid away Sane ever ince the night Cora er there for dinner, orrisbeed did you say was KID IDEAS GOOD ST HURRY TO BEO ,wiLuE! Up to Them. Boys WHO STAY UP Late last morsel disappear before he an- p wered, fi AT NIGHT NEVER GRow TITLE JAMES, aged six, had| “I found it in the rat trap!” he THE ADVENTURES OF FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY GOAT. UP To BE BIG STRONG BUT- MOTHER- been taught to pray each night|P'dudly asserted.—Chicago News, CHAPTER XXV. { EDISON SAYS for all his relatives and friends, lemme crn aaiare hea aaa coun taihas | E SLEEP’ {| |and consequently the iist tad grown| More Precious Than Life. | Peete ae Toi MUCH, AN quite large. So one night, when it} Y ¥ gs Tr VATA: came time for the customary prayers, (NE American with the tegion | birthday present, wouldn't you @ refused to say them. was telling me of a Zouave|be pleased? But if the goat was stolen ’ “Well, well, James,” said his moth- é p bd | GROW UP AN er. “Why won't you say them? All battalion that was fighting in/and you traced it to an Indian camp, i Y BE AN? 004 little boys way thelr prayers.” |'!* same part of the line with him,| how would you feel? Preddy, with the | es, but I'm too tired.” ind at a charge of the Zouave: vd 3 INVENTOR. h, my, that's no excuse, Come,| commandant suddenly py edlad help of ‘some boy sonine. 6nd s cows | ) non, that's a ood bo Hoa PRR down,” as @ hail of German ‘shells | DY: found his goat, but the Indian TU eauy elealed James, *T, suese| camo’ over them. ‘They ail dropped | wouldn't give it up He wanted to trade, | xolng to pray tor everybody. Tm Ko-|'""om ao Dieu, te down!" the tien | Pedy offered him a—., lien Noultaava to nave (heresies colonel called out, furiousiy,| To solve this Great Dot Mystery | he man join the dots with a pencil line as Harper's Magazine. is oe a Tek Rest Dis large pocket |each chapter is printed. Begin with | ? ey A t Hee Thy Dot No, 1 and take them in numerical | Where He Found It. | fon leutenant, T can't; I've got d ' quart bottle full of wine in here|order, Then cut out each picture, and ‘6 AM #0 sorry, Mr, Portly,"' ar 1 it b an any cork in it."—Bos-|when the last chapter is printed you! apologized the hostess to her] ‘°" /ournal A Le will have @ thrilling mystery etory| unexpected but — influential - 2 |complete to be pasted in your scrap- | guest at dinner, “but 1 have no Kisses for Charity. book, Chapter XXVI. will be printed y cheese in the house.” 7 : | = : ' erage Ae aot mention ik. Mee BARLY all the youth of the [next Saturday, hh i Se te : 4 Phipps," smiled the genial old boy. neighborhood attended — the | —=—=—====== j 4 - "Tam sure” charity bazaar, and one by one be . . c core, and at 7.30 @ long row of youn, pis compliment was interrupted by ‘they drifted to @ stall where a tiny,| men assembled outside the stall, | | the appa ine Ay i he ama not shapely, seented gray kid glove re Then, punetual to the moment, old! M 8 at his i ©® posed on # satin cushion, says the|Tom Porson, the local butcher, who o b upon - ha ,| hiladelphia ledger. Attached to the| weighs 200 pounds and is almost as ‘ Loe ak Js very Kind of cushion was 4 notice, written in a| beautiful as @ sido of bacon, stepped you, little man,” he said, as the child | delicate feminine hand, which ran; | to the front of the stall. stood there, delightedly watching him | The owner of this glove wil “Now, young gent 6 aald, « swallow the tit-bit, “You know more 7,39 this ovening, be pleased to Heel are love belongs to me. I boight tt than mother that time, Where did/any person who purchases a ticket! this morning. Now I'm ready for you find the cheese? beforehand.” . Come on! Don't be bashful! ‘The youngater intently wajohed the ron me purchased by tue ae ata me” ’