The evening world. Newspaper, December 31, 1915, Page 14

Home and Comte Pagé 6f THK EVENING WUKLD, Friday. “*S’MATTER, POP?” w« | rr) “ we we we wt Here's A LADY we aa a . AND HER BABY 15 CRYING SO TAKE A NAP ¥ Some of THESE NEIGHBORS START A RAcHwET! —f 7 WITH CONSTABLE BROWN HE TRIES ICE SKATING =D FINDS IT NO CINCH Mayor Cyrus Perkins Walker of Debi, Tex, who is in New York gathering material for a reform movement in his home town, is busy Yo-day at his hotel writing an article for the Delhi Bazoo on “The Skating Craze as New York Sees and Feels It.” The presence of the word Feels” fn the title may be explained by the fact that the Mayor agd his Texas @ompanion, Constable Pelee Brown, tried skating yesterday with anything Dut satisfactory results. ‘The Texans went to the big rink uptown and obtained skate coupons @t the cashier's desk. A blond young woman was in charge. “Wo're strangers in town, ma'am,” @aid Mayor Walker, “but we're the most congenial pair of fellows you @ver met and”— “I beg pahdon,” said the girl. “I've @ever met you.” “Ob, that's 0,” said the Mayor. Then pointing at Brown, he said: “Permit me, lady, to introduce to you Constable Krown of Delhi, Tex. This ° °o ° ° ° ray, Comrie’, 1918, Pree Fubtishing Ca (W. ¥. Wrening Wert) we SKOFO UNK JEDDEREN JONKOPING OP SVEN SKALACKFABRIKSAKTIEGOLAGET DAS FLEKKEFIORD EVJE ? WELL LisTEN! Go AN ASK THAT SWEDE If HE PREFERS Peace OR WARS TELL HIM I WANTA KNow IF iE LIKES TO FIGHT OR NOTE a AXEL. Tere HIM I DON'T Mean FIST Ficuy!! WE CAN MAKE A MET WITH HEN FORD IF WE CAN GET SOME OF “THESE SWEDES TD JOIN THE PEACE PARTY? wodda Y'THINK? nno vo “And,” came from Brown, “let me Iknock you down to Mayor Cyrus Per- dons Walker. He's the man who in- tuted the painless dog pound in “Skates to the left—first counter!” @aid the girl. “Oh, we'll oe some all feet" fe. plied Mayor falker, smiling; ut what's the hurry? Skates are ail but congeniality is much better. that simile?” “My name's not Simmie Lee,” @apped the girl, “Move on! You're blocking the line.” TI WANNA HAIR- nN Ne aes iby A NICE Day OUT AN! REA Wunbend vere asked Constable ing one Jook at them. He said no more. His feet flew out and the ice came u) atruck him ony. in the middle of the back, It the Mayor, who Mor. “Well, 1 never, Pelee!” he paid. Jeughing. At that point he aleo dropped. In so doing he tripped the two hefty instructors and they fell on TO GOODNESS, JESSIE NOU KNOW > Si onan eae ee Bea GUSSIE, Wore -TOOOIE IF thy Mor: Retuet: Orit cree Oe OD. fhene eeine. racy repented OveR THaT WAST MN Doc CAREY TELL ME | SKATIN' ROUND the amusement of a crowd of ~ ) cousiN JERey! | SHOULONT OVERTA RET! ters who had formed a circle 1 & tH WAS EN e Seve} about them. Finally they sat still and pulled off their skates. The manager Of the rink approached. “You two gentlemen are very funny,” he said. “Would it be pos- sible to engage you to fall around Ifke that twice a day here? 4 like to Inject a comedy feature into the entertainment my patrons « Mayor Walker was humiliated. He ordered Constable Brown to arrest the imager. A fight followetl in which constable was knocked down four 5 Het siccectea in gubauing i him and that time Poltceman Giilhooley in and arrested Brown, At the ice station the officer charged the xan with smuggling, Mayor Walker hatled his friend out and they went to their hotel very much incensed. The fight wet the entire crowd of skaters to talking. There was much indignation, KIDSBURG we a KIDEBURG NOW HAS A MUNICIPAL By “ 99 | 20 20161670190009800000000000 28989:9500508000093508HITHDGDTHDBIIHTHIVGHVOINOV’O ON HOHOHHBIOHHGHOVOWHH ' SLAND we wy y “Dwig @ . The Adventures of | he Great Dot Mystery 18FHIETHIOVOOVITHSHHOHETBHOGVGHSHOHOTOH}HOSOOD S86HOLTHIHOGHOHVOIODHOHHOOOHO FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY GOAT DISAPPEARED—SEE IF YOU CAN HELP HIM CHAPTER XXII. 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