The evening world. Newspaper, December 27, 1915, Page 14

_Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING oer. —Atoadey: December 27, 1915 “'S’MATTER, POP?” _ we we we we we ____By C. M. Payne It Bevones WHAT IN TARNATION To “PoP 1s THAT OL ScALLAWAG DOIN’ wits) 4 FOOTBALL D Evety New vear's DAN DAD -SWEARS ore SMO%IVG — AS AN EXCUSE To PAROW AWAY TAE C/GAtS MA AWD AONT ELLA GAVG HIM FOR, CHRISTMAS ! A Family Industry. ii OW,” eaid Mr. Jones energet- N feally, “I think ft'a high time, Jimmy, that you be- fan to learn something, and I am going to teach you, so we will begin by counting the people in our family.” “Yoth, thir,” sald Jimmy. “Now, mother is one, and I am one, an Ge AXEL. IF WE DON'T ¢ Get — ein BERGEN SFORDE JORD SKIEN ott Shas matt ‘Say Oup SCOUT - SKAGGERACK REISEEFFEKTFABRIK WORRIED AbouT us! a nee b. f > OKOB SKAFT LIDKOPING UNDIK ; iM @aniA abe: Hike Be SS A z 2, j DE TFORENEDEDAMSKIBSSELSKAB; AW You Go GUY THe SucrTEST Z y Jo THE CHRISTIANIA — \ Way BACK! y——~ “ ad bares . HOTEL? pati he 2 ZB 4 Z = AN ASK Him! @o that uveth, thir,” said Jimmy. “And now, so is one more, seed kod imeerested. Y put doubt- of Ge, Jimmy oo! AW. LOAN OFF- You \“ x fon't it?” AINT NO CENTIPEDE, “And' now, there's grandpa. Hi _ B veco ‘ BILL- & CENTIPEDE’sS ay a sour, ieee” _— GOT @& LOTTA FEET. And then there's Aunt Ellen. She NOBUDDY GIVE You makes—how soared Five, len't it?” g CAUSE TO THINK Jim: p NOU WAS ONE- Enlightenment. JAM, like many enother man before him, had joined the army by way of showing his Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Ho bec ts not yet learned the meaning of trict discipline, and although +4 wore fhe uniform of his regiment he fan- cied that he was just as much his own master in that as in civilian clothes. When “lights out" sounded he in- sisted on his comrades leaving the lights burnin CNow. then, put that light out!” shouted the i noron On Seepection. ‘H'm,” retort arn. Es I — Suet “Aga PtRy Sericet of the day.” T BACK XZ HAD A COUSIN FROM . : = we WITH THY ALLIES WHY HE wae) promis about mine nent vine tor") | a Ane Pe Mas ees Wrap [3 Bi tear rr iN “TH? | aT 3 ne ee ot PART IN, Sever Vere THAT EREBRUM! ment The Retort Courteous. IMPORTANT BAT Fe ero” CERTAIN prominent railway ,) "FRONT | For director was asked by an em- / ? A MONTH ! Ployee whose parents lived in ca 7 the country for a pass to visit his family, says the Pittsburgh Chron- tole. Telegraph, “You are in the employ of the com- | Pany?” inquired the director “Wel, now, supposing you were working for a farmer instead of the eompany, would you expect your em- east to take out his horses every ¥ night and carry you home?” “No,” said the employee politely; } ope not expect that. But if the had his horses out and was going my way I should call him a Yery mean fellow if he would not Jet me ride!” KIDSBURG SOUT IAIN Beason By “Dwig” | ORDER IN TH CourT Room! OFFICER, WHATS THE Rube and Rhubarb. DEPUTY SHERIFF, who was here recently to take back a prisoner, told this story on the Jailer in his town. The jailer, al-| ‘ naa pee PUAU can ere i: etes es See tee eee te FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY GOAT DIGAPPEARED—ORE IF YOU CAN HELP HIM RECOVER IT. CHARGE meee. PA SENATOR, erate and spelling is « trifle difficult Heian itotes aes mn | for him, rT a “ar below and a wild-cat THE PRISONER 9 L THUNK BiLL, | |f2r,hm One day lest spring, pencil iter ites win cat — frightened. “Who is going to! the jail to get suggestions from the 4 . Inmates as to changes in the dietary. rescue us so that we can find the gost?" “We would like t they cried. Just then Freddy saw some-| bard,” suggested one prisoners, Thus |thing moving on the crest of the hill.| “You may have it,” replied the|!t came nearer and nearer until they Jailer, who then commenced trying| could make it out. It was a——, to record the request. He began To solve this Great Dot Mystery le UNITE Se |*ru," hastily abandoned that join ibe Gale wie © estat tee as! > L GOOSERS AND "and then put “roo” and "rt each chapter is printed. Begin with, successively. Thoroughly exasyer-| dot No.1 and take them in numerical | fe yD LRERS ated at last, he flercely exclaimed: * | order, ‘Then cut out each picture, and | “Rubub be ‘hanged! You'll get| when the last chapter is printed you | cabbage."—Louisville Times. will have a thrilling mystery story —_—_——__—— famplsta te be acted in eur scrap: boo ap will be printed A Successful Memory _ | next’ Wedne = = System. — HE late Horace Hutton used to there. ene nee AS Shere Ma ane emt say that having to take @ little! "Maggie never forgot the salt trouble would impress a fact on| esain.” any one's memory so that he would pee SSS never pe able to forget it, says tho) The Quality of Mercy. Youth's Companion. In illustration, HE Great Explorer was captured he would tell this story: by the savage savages, relates Our waitress, Maggie, could never Tha Pulladalania tea remember to put salt on the table, and} syr9' A® if Be EOE inal or time after time Mrs. Hutton would o will apare your life if you. will remind her to do it, One morning it| marty my daughter,” stated the chief was absont, as usual, and | said: |i # Ukase or ultimatum or jrade or Muggle, where is the stepladder?” whatever you call it in those parts of! ‘It's in the pantry, sir.’ the world, | ie ase bring it in) Maggie, I said]. The Great Explorer quailed, as weu kindly, he might, for the Princess had an in- “Mary brought it in with a look of| growing face. wonder on her face, “Still,” he murmured philosophicat- “Put it right beside the table, I} ly, “it might have been worse. They commanded; and when she had done| might have insisted on a of 0 Ladded: ‘Now, 1 want you to climb’ wedding.” the top of it, look all over the And eo they lived happy ever at \