The evening world. Newspaper, December 16, 1915, Page 22

““s*MATTER, “ELL 'EM So Too! BC PREPARED # oF range tegether the of the worde the pictures until the letters spell the of the capital city. city In Tuesday's puzzle wae an. capital of Wyeming. of “witeh.” CH; one-third ef “valley,” EY; one-third of “en if of “Cone,” NE. y’s capital city will be printed in The forid next Saturday. A Good Shot. @ skin-and-bones man named, for fonvenience and to avold libel, Bil! @idoner. During a large evening downtown some one drew a gun and & neareat an doctor, It was long ‘They beat on the 'e bea, moonlight like the head of a man recently returned from a big . PB Skin- been “d “Howvat? Bill Skinner? Where The itt” | wal i” said Doc, closing his shootin’! — Bvery- a Magazine. Fact and By HAZEN CONKLIN ; A RECORD. F the helpful advice handed out by an assortment of relatives jhortly after the advent of the first _GRANDMA—The little dear! See sucking his thumb. My, what a ef comfort it gives the infants LAUNT ROWBNA— Land's sakes! that child's thumb out of its ! You must never allow him te do that! Why, it will give him a 4th like a ralbit and a chin like a (COUSIN MARY—1 bought him this | ifer. Anna, here, let him—— AUNT ROWENA—Never! Do you nt him all doubled /up with colic) ) GRANDMA—It strikes me you ain't 0t wraps enough on him, Anna; you oughta—— / AUNT ROWENA—The child's got too many layers of clothing on it as it is. Do you want @ heat rash to out all over— (COUBIN MARY—Oh, Precious is e@rying—here, let me take him up yall tak ROWENA-—Leave that child $ 2 o = fee lend malt Ee treaimeni it ae Quprright, 1915, ty the Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), 1918, Press Pubtishing Co. (W.¥, Brening Werte) ARY’S M Fic alone! A baby shouldn't be handled any more than is absolutely neces- sary, Besides, the more attention you give them the more they demand. AUNT JANE—Maybe he's hungry. Shall I heat a bottle, Anna? AUNT ROWENA—Don't you give him any dottle, Anna, until it's his regular feeding time. GRANDMA—Let him have it, Anna, He knows what he wants, Whenever my dadies cried I allus gave them their dinner, and I guess-— COUSIN MARY—I'm just going to take him up—there! AUNT ROWENA—Don't jounce him so, Mary! There! It happened! T could have told you it would! GRANDMA—Hadn't you better shut that window, Anna? You ought to keep this rdom warm, and no drafts, because-—— AUNT JANE-—That's rigbt, Anna, this room is almost chilly and—~ AUNT ROWPNA—Fiddlesticka! A baby must have fresh alr—keep that window open! I trust, Anna, that bottle contains “modified” milk—tt's the— GRANDMA —T1 raised Anna on Hoosus condensed mi COUSIN MARY—Whichum's Food is what I brought little Mary up on, and look how fat she is! AUNT ROWENA— An infant shouldn't be allowed to get too fat this child looks positively swelled up—— AUNT JANE~He looks scrawny to me, now if-— AUNT ROWENA~—I'm telling you, and—— CHORUS—But what do you know about it? AUNT ROWENA~TI know I never had any children, but I've read all there is to read on the subject and &e, FOLKS WE MEET. (@ontinued.) R, U. There Howe U. Talk O. I, Can, Ida Notion (To be continued.) t TONY ET Kae a ad POP?” FOR THe Love oF PETE! “PIE ALL OveR THE ‘LL BET! THR OR TIE ON CARDBOAR i ig 8 iRGiIN RT ea rr mre FLOOEY AND AXEL—A Wireless From the Oscar Il. Says That A GEE , BUT THIS (5 A FINE PEACE ARK! EVERYBODY ON BOARD (S FIGHTING! “THOSE ANTI- PREPAREDNESS BooBs GWE ME A PAIN An’ (M GONNA Vm with WILSON = WE OUGHTA P POT Tr THAT Piece oF SPie t Just GAVE You WHen You Fer? Wey FLoody! ay 'eane. ee JOIN IM WITH DAS PACIFIST \’ CRowD! VOT SIDE ARE GET BEHIND THE SCREEN WITH THOSE PRESENTS ,Pa- WEVE BEEN LUCKY So Fan NOW DONT QUEER (T- N@RQN HASKT Scarrated it ALL OVER THE STAIRS I SUPPOSE me? wy YPooR IDIOT - 1M FoR PREPAREDNESS an’ (Lu show Ya way! ee etapta manele “a _™ G “ee Without, me eT WAS VERY CLEVERIN DONE- YOU CERTAINLY. ) INTHIDE aga \F Youd HAD Yer EYES. OPEN AND YER HANDS UP — T COULDN'T Have WALLOPED You M THE WAN WOU MANIPULATED THINGS- ( K1OWT THINK “OUD PUT JT OVER BUT OF King Arthur rules no land just now; still he's a goodly king Throughout the world he s popular as Kingof Plum Pudding! \n spotless cap and apron tied about his great girth this genial old fellow stands and stirs great bowls of batter that would take the strength of nine ordinary men! But his love of hearing kiddies praise his good pudding keeps him Christmas table delicacy. The Queen of Hearts's crisp jelly tarts which templed Knave to steal, twere nol good baking as those s making lo grace each Christmas meal ‘The reason that Mother Hubbard's cupboard is bare is that she has given all her jams and preserves to the Queen of Hearts, who has'to make 1,000,000 Christmas tarts before Dec, 24, Is it any wonder that these pastry bakers have begun already? And as for sugar candy! So in demand are plum puddings, this king employed Jack Horner to sluff in plums big as two thumbs, while silting in a corner, King Arthur promised to pay Jack Horner two whole full-sized puddings it he would whistle continuously during work hours. You may think this strange, but this was the only way the king could know that Jack Horner was notjeating the plums instead of stuffing them in, ‘Well! 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