The evening world. Newspaper, December 14, 1915, Page 18

Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday; December'14? f Picture Pazzles puzzle will be printed In Evening World next Thursday. ———_—__ An Airedale, Too. & Mterary woman and pro- fesved great admiration for : '@ works, has recently bought a dog and was showing him to a i ‘have you called him?” : | “Perchance,” was the reply. ‘What a singular name for an ani- " vommented the caller. “I named bim after Byron's dog,” ' k f & ‘xplained. “Don't you remember line in Childe Harold, where the % “‘Perchance my dog?'"— Record. Copyright, 1015, ty the Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), ‘OW secrets are kept—“This was teld me in confidence, so ise not to repeat it if | tell b LIFE LYRICB—NO. 16. IE sets up the crowd to the drinks and the smokes; he tips all the waiters with dollars— ‘But when wifie asks for a nickel he chokes, and over @ quarter he hollers! ; He lavishly spends all his coin on) himeelf; hi ent's complete and composite “ But wife has only one hat on the : shelf and only one dress in the closet. © i th toe etal OVERHEARD. “What are you looking so worried @bout, dear?” “Oh, John, I'm in a terrible fix, You} Pikmow all that useless junk we re- @eivec for Christmas presents last veer?” “You mean all that truck you saved glve away us presents this year?” Yes. 1 made out a list of the} Mhings and the people who gave them us” —— i “Weil.” i \D You" 6er THe LiveR “FOR THe CAT cu O4, WHEN A MAN brags that in mar- tying him hie wife showed good sense, ten to one it was a good sense of humor. FOLKS WE MEET. (Continued. ‘Will B. De Lighted. i E. Z. Now. Bul Inside, O. U. Rascal, (To be continued.) YOU CAN'T TELL by » woman's dolled up appearance on the jot in the afternoon how she looks lolling around the house in the morning. LETTERS WE'D LIKE TO WRITE, ‘The bearer of this letter, Jane Doe, | was in our employ one month, We| engaged her to do light housework ! and she couldn't have done it lighter. We found her always cheerful on her | afternoon off and always Industrious | in finishing up her work on that morning. We found her extremely careful to break only our best dishes | and glassware. She was scrupulously | neat around the house, always poking the sweepings under the bureaus or behind the radiators where they could not be seen. As a shopper for the table she was highly satisfactory to | the butcher and grocer, who were en- abled to present provision bills larger | than we had ever before recelved. In| serving meals she exhibited good GIN AND PASTE iN BOOK, OR ° JE ON CARDBOARD THROUG INDICATED Ss MARGIN. training by never putting her thumb | If in the soup when it was too hot and| never spilled it except on our com- pany. Her cooking was exceptional; in fact we constantly were taking ex- ceptions to it. We shall always gratefully remember her stay with us, it was 60 short Boi've lost that list and 1 can't give PRY of those things for presents for some of them might go to the ‘aap deal repre sie ee omnme iS A FLIVVER, The Peace Ship, Bae SS as fe) It < . KN mY MEAN Ao ER rmone tek THATS if Sol S > Akal Jf = — ey r= 3 Cf wm r 5 mate Wttaownh J He tHaip He SOULDNT THPARE 7 HTH LIVER 5 _7 IDEAS? Sor, He's rns oF ‘em! We'S. GST SOME SCHEME How WE CAN GET SAFELY THroush GERMANY! HE WONT YX —< S4 RS ee FADE! FADE! | TOLD NOU NOT TO MAKE SO MUCH NOISE, Pal MARY 'LL GET HEP! Lemme GET By, PLease f Here HE Comes Now! YCAN ASK Him WOT His SAFETY scueme (Ss! SLOOK BILLY A MANS FEET- DP-DONT STAND THERE LIKE A BLOCIK<-HEAD - PONT YOU CET Siccecpeeianqeinaneeo a Wee Willie Winkie, Dickory Dock and the girl with the cul in the middle of her forehead, who this time of year is very, very good, began their helpful Christmas work last nig’ It consi aching Christmas deportment to little kiddies who have no mother or father or kind relatives or friends to teach them, The first upon theif list was fittle Arthur A., who livec: in an old house on a crooked street in a poor part of the big city. L490! Stare After saying ‘Good evening" and bowing to Arthur, who imitated her good manners, the girl showed the little fellow how to write a p: to Santa beginning “Dear Santa” and ending With love.” “Because we all do love him,” she said, and Arthur agreed, Then she gave him a blot- ter for under his hand, to keep the paper clean, and oe aside to let Dickory do his share, “You must be quiet and pleasant like me.” Wee Willie Winkie ran through town, up street, down street, in night gown. He rapped at the window and cried through the lock the children in their "Close upon Mr, Winkie's heels came Dickory C who nibbled his way into Arthur A.’s room and whispered that a beautiful lady was outside waiting to be let In. Arthur ver be cross and ugly like cat creatures” ——— Dickory St reen eyes glared in at the door, “Mi at Bobby B.'s, ¢ ‘Be asleep carly Christmas Ey ping, mind you! ack mark upon the door will tell Santa to pass, leaving nary a toy nor a bit of sugar candy.” Then Willie and the girl left for Bobby B.'s, next on the list, { sar Boseoewo: READ THIS NEW ANNOUNCEMENT CAREFULLY If You Are Coloring Your Mother Goose Fairy Book and’ Competing for a Five Dollar Award. it week of the contest. The last page will be printed 18, On ita place will be provided fer your signature, This space must be filled out as page Published from cover to end and by you, It must be received direc! Your book must contain eve: and each page must be colore: not later than TUESDAY, DEC. 21. Address it to “Mother Goose Editor,” Evening World, No. 63 Park Row, N. Y. City. . All the “Mother Goose Fairy Books” received in the contest that have been nicely and carefully colored will be distributed by THE EVENING WORLD as CHRISTMAS GIFTS among the children in the hospitals in Greater New York, The Contest. THE EVENING WORLD will award $5.00 to each of three young readers who submit the best colored pages of t lother Goose Fairy Book” complete from cover to concludi $5.00 Class A—Children not over five years o . $5.00 Clase B—Children over five but not over ten. $5.00 Class C—Children over Sen) Dat 066 OVOF BTM stan coltie. If h f may use orayon o you have m back pages, send a two-cent stamp to The Evening World for ang sired and they will be mailed you, The cover was Printed DODO DHHDOHGHODIGOHO®DGHGHDHHHIADHGODODGHODOOSANL There Was a Limit. YOUNG endeavor to drini whiskey there was. and recently he went to a doctor com- plaining of a disordered stomach, “Quit drinking,” ordered the doc- tor. . “But, my dear sir, T cawn't. I get so thirsty.” “Well,” sald the doctor, ‘whenever you are thirsty eat an apple instead of taking a drink.” . The Englishman paid his fee and left, He met a friend to whom he told bis experience. “Bally rot,” he protested, ‘“Fawney eating forty apples @ day.'’-—Saturday fvening Post. Not Satisfied. NE ‘evening @ little boy entered @ grocery store and banded the clerk a note which read: “I am a poor woman and have no money. My children and I are are starving. Won't you give us some- thing to eat?" Englishman came to Washington and devoted his days and nights to an earnest k all the Scotch He couldn't do it The kind-hearted olerk fi large basket with food and aly r Py | the boy, who quickly departed, In t f the'stosa” “Minutes he again entered ane? the trouble now?” said the rik, “Mamma ent me back to I~ trading stamps," the lad replied Everybody's Magazine. 2% in. 1H in, tee RERS 2 for 25 cents Civott, Pesbody & Co., Ine. Makers —————_—_ ATLANTA, ‘WHITBY,