The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1915, Page 20

ERP x t ic Page of THE EVENING rast! ON SCATTERED. ericobe Sxusm “s*MATTER, ere WHAT STATE CAPITA ONE - KALE Pint — —- You “THIRD ONE OF E- FOURTH OF ONE THIRD OF To-day we star a new seri ture puzzles which hide t of various As in the “Presi les, ai together the indicated fractions pictures represent pell the name of the sity. @ President in last Saturda: GARFIELD. One-thi three-fifths of ‘scarf,” i IE; one ‘to-day’e capital city oth: will be printed Thureday in The Evening World. _—————— Grateful Papa. | 189 CURLEY kept a private| e@chool, and one morning wi interviewing a new pupil. “What does your father do to earn eine teacher asked the girl. » ma’am," was the prompt , “he doesn’t live with us. My @amma supports me. “Well, then,” a:'ed the teacher, anor, does your mother earn ber liv- yy," replied the little girl in an o gets paid for father.”—San Hanan: to =) tC WAND CARS =, a! MANE SS ru od 1) HAUE To SUM a a) om TL PEL POP?” S0,T WAS wows ‘You ARE NOT A SANDWICH MAN. [ | \Tust ToRE YouR/ wri ne FLOOEY AND pi \N ORDER TO PROVE. THAT \ — a — | —_—_——— " MY SUBJECT (5S HYPNOTIZED I(T SHOWS “THAT A MAN UNDER i | Aw GEE, GIMME VUN AND DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE \ HYPNOTIC INFLUENCE HAS \ | PILLOW FOR MY DOME (S Pod, L WILL CAUSE Him | | ABSOLUTELY No KNOWLEDGE To REST ON tt To PERFORM SEVERAL VERY \ OF WHAT HE'S DOING! And # UNDIGNEIED TRICKS? Now AKCL” 1 ALSO, THAT ~ = ~~ - “STAND ON YER ns a WORLD, Tuesday, December 7 s 1915 Lt 4 mY ALAR oe, ¥ ret * <=. ———— AH, THEN THIS % CAR) 15 MERELY sire} CARD . | ? 2 ee 7 , (tH To pas . MEASURE of ModESTY ree rial te | ) soo Sa i WIND 5 Cr UY (Paesowacy ) ‘ rohan vp J SUL} ts is AXEL — Sensational Developments in the Careers of These Teo Boobs Will Appear TO-MORROW ! ; = — -— - —— ——— { \ b Is Permanent Unless It’s a “Life ’’ Affair! WELL. IM GOIN. WHE! THaT — pow AND SOLVE \ HUSBAND OF YOURS? THIS MYSTERY OF THE) WHN-WHN, WHATS THE LOVE, DONT WaALic \ INTO ANN a eee ) \ REMEMBER YOURE )\ MISSING MILI<. You } PKC UBLEL, MRS, SCHNEIDER’ J ( xo! £ A _OUGHTA_Have | : i 5 z Gt | K.cisEO THE | ZOH MY HUSBAND : & \ FIRST TIMEL ve ; J — eat Pf ‘ ig a 125 a By Thornton Fisher (HE SRRTED JANITORING \ Hee /'7 YEARS AGo-sue \ An’ ITS HIS OWN FeucT ( cause { TOLD HIM THEN T SL DIONT THINK iTo BE i» Tig wetiedish es A N FICTION By Hazen Conklin DOOHODODADOIS® COPGDODODOQDOVS DS EGOHOS! Ds Glad the world wonders WHY the] Are you doing your Christmas hop- other half lives. ping early? FOLKS WE MEET. | ACT F SHRAPNEL. Will U. Stop. When a woman suddenly stops tn I. B. Lone. We street and opens her handbag and Iezy Home. | starts fishing In it, no one can guess U. B. Have | ~“— of its 3,691,784 contents she's | ea ha Com oued): ‘A woman stops in front of a chance | mirror to seo if he: Ud 4s straight, it her hair i properly tucked In—or frizzied out, if her nose is powdered or if her complexion needs renewing. | But « man stops in front of one—no, @urned if we can tell why—but he DOES! | LIFE LYRICS—No, 15. UPPERCUTS. We suspect there's more (han o man who has amassed a for cause of “good things done we meee we the lh of the Across the street the parlor light family should have t billet | och day ni The man with « “nos ows! burnt dim ane Wedneeday night |When Richard Roe comes courting getaicknows" for “knows. | Dora Dor with all his might; My next door neighbor tells me LIFE LYRICS—No. 14 | they've been courting twenty years— In all that time no marriage hint has greets) Dora's ears. For Richard, though he holds her dear, and wants her for his wife, Can't seem to get the question popped ' | He can't pronounce till it's tims for him to ro! od Some “Bear” Himself. | TOURIST, travelling in’ tus dal that has Rocky Mountains, was intro: 1 I-I-t-love you" I know @ gabbing gossip who loves dear! 1. repeat it bit of ened in our street; The neighbors we thought pure and chaste alls .. like horrid things When this glib gossip lays them wast with ‘I the tales HE bring For while some WOMEN go The duced to an old hunter wh i no fewer than | looked the stranger over and a: “Young man, if there's been any burrer escapes (he beary hud ‘em. = Tit- Bi MARGIN AND PASTE IN BOOK, OR TIE ON CARDBO. Page 24 wt - By Eleanor Schorer | MOT SOOKE = > (j (/ a Every Mother Goose person of them fled in terror, as you may easily comes to Mother Goose's toy factory to be ec for guess, Once outside, the Three Wise Men of Gotham, after putting Santa to bring on Christmas Yet this is so, and what do you think tree wise heads together, announced that they would: go back and Ye because there were only forty-seven bushels of peanuts. fo And in spite of the maiden’s fears they re- lunch, he refused to stand still and be copied, but stamped about ig softly upsiairs 19 the room where the tntil he had broken his ankle chain! wager you stad no idea that a real live the angry elephant INDICATED — MARGIN, ib < Winding mousie up to go full speed, they opened the Cor of the lS room where Jumbo was still fuming about, and sent mousie after hint io Jumbo, thinking his pursuer a real live mouse, got back imo his cage in a jiffy and slammed the door. Whereupon the Wise Men approached, chained him fast and calleg the frightened folks back to their tasks. When the rair maids came up to embrace these brave men, one passe.t the little toy mouse (which really did the great work) behind his back to the other, and thus their secret was never known and they be- came the heroes among Santa’s most earnest helpers in the land of Mother Goose, COLOR YOUR MOTHER GOOS'! And Compete for a Five Dollar Award. THE EVENING WORLD will award $5.00 to each of three young readers who submit the best colored pages of the “Mother Goose Fairy Book” complete from cover to concluding page. & $5.00 Class A—Children not over five years of age. $5.00 Class B—Children over five but not over ten. $5.00 Class C—Children over ten but not over fifteen, You If you have missed back pa Pp to the Evening World for oak Page desired and they will be mailed you. The cover was printed Oct. 11, The last and every pay: | be printed Deo. 18. Your book, complete lored, must be received not later than TUESDAY DEC. 21, Address it to “Mother Goose Editor,” Evening World, 63 Park Row, N. Y. City, Write your NAME, ADDRESS and AGE o: @ sheet of paper, pinned to the cover page. No books submitted - the contest will be returned. | Cheering Christmas Gifts tor Children in the New York City Hospitals. All the “Mother Goose Fairy Books” received in the contest, that have been nicely and carefully colored, will be distributed b THE EVENING WORLD as CHRISTMAS GIFTS among the chile dren in the hospitals in Greater New York, Whether or not you win one of the awards, you will have th satisfaction of knowing that your efforts have gone toward : ening CHRISTMAS for some child less happily sit yourself, ong Their Relative. hurried home to announce hie discov- ery to his wife. She was not at all ‘6 RE you sister asked the | disturbed censustaker of two colored "Y« she said. “I done give him N women who gat on the tiny | wag #0 wick ide win owe, when you porch of thelr cabin, for he anys we. muat presets foes, “No, wit,” one of the women replied, | worst.”—-Chicago Tourn er a “us ain’ 'no blood kin, You see”— : pointing to @ rather pretentious-look- | the hill “hit's dis er up dar tn de white so, he married mo fu'st; den Sis’ ‘za heah come ‘long, an’ he ‘vorsted me an’ put me out heal in de cabin so he could marry ber. But bimeby ne | fetch her down de bill to de cabin to room for dat young gal, Cora, done married, No, air, us ain’ no yod Kin—1 guess we's wives-in-law.”" ry body's. ee | HARLAN, 214 IN, " t Preparedness. | CORTLEY, 24 IN, N one of the Southern States the h negroes are great patrons of al/ matrimonial agency. One darky, ‘anxious to find a wife for bis son, went to this agent, who handed him his Mast of female clients, Running ; Hh abcd TWO NEW STYLE: E, A PUT ON AND Take Orr. 2 for 26 cents CLVETT, PEABODY 4 60., INC. MAKERS through this, the man came upon his own Wife's name, entered as desirous of obtaining a husband between the ages of twenty-eight and thirty, ‘Forgetting about bis eon, the darky