The evening world. Newspaper, November 29, 1915, Page 16

ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN. emsepe HUY y ot You MEAN “Some people are terrible shy on CARTOON! ST- L, Dont YA ood sense,” said Lucile, the waitress commas. ~4 FUNNY “PICTURE. Nemec : fm the little restaurant on Broadway, f | aa the newspaper man unfolded | . MAN Hud ? to 5 ” mapkin. “What's wrong now?” he asked. “Nothin’ wrong, only a man comes | $a here a while ago an’ has the nerve | to tell me I got a fine contracto volo en’ ought to be singin’ on the stage. | He's wrastlin’ with a #mall stonk, | Medium, with onions, when I form the | foquaintanship by tellin’ him to turn | fale knife over an’ he can cut better, | He's usin’ the back, Our steaks come ‘Of g00d families, but you can't cut ‘em | gwith the back of no knife. | “Well, he gots a bit locoquatious— you know, gabby—an' élips me the! Mp he's & man who stages musical | ghows. I ask him how he comes to ‘know I got « g00d contract voice an’ hae says he heard me yellin’ ‘Ham an’ | Povo Mbeans. Z “And he knew he was in the or| FLOOEY AND AXEL—This Time the Entire Blame Seems to Rest With Flooey! ry we we we ey By Vic yence of an artist, eh?” asked the Mewspaper man. “Who—mo? Not on your life! 1 : . YOU Wi. ‘TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT ‘ VERY Goob: HOLD (T A LITTLE vgouldn’t paint draw nothin’ in a q correct! ' j ; sao pain,, But he keeps on, LADIES AN’ GENTLEMEN THAT THE. oRRESS Now ‘Tele THE AUDIENCE. GREAT SWEDISH “MIND-READER "IS AND WHAT HAVE. COMPLETELY BLINDFOLDED. : 1 Now - PRAY Prete WHAT 1 AM HOLDING IN “Now you know, kid, it'e plain to NOW TELL US PROFESSOR ;UMAT | 5 MY RIGHT HAND! {fhe ween there's only one register here Wave IN MY Sp *an’ it’s on the cashier's desk. ‘There — ft ia,’ I says, ‘but it ain’t very bigh. ‘jWhat's the register got to do with Pane singing’? You can't play no tunes , ee it! “Well, sir, he fools foolish. ‘I guess Eaisinformed you,’ be says. ‘I meant First he asks me, ‘How's yer high) Tv , 1 tel ‘L ain't got any.” jh, yes, you have,’ he says, Then ells me I could get twenty a week gingin’ in the chorus, ‘Next time you) he says, ‘yoll it to the | rh voice.” | “He had me goin’ a little, I'll admit at. 1 think I'll go through with it. So) when a guy shuts bis eyes, sticks a pin in the bill of fare an’ is doomed to corned beef hash, I sing out: ‘Corn Beef, Mangied for One,’ in a high tromuious voice. I hardly got through gollin, when Maggie, the pie counter! MARY'S MARRIED LIFE —Uncle Jerry Nearly Started a Family Argument! we we we wt By Thornton Fisher “What's the matter!’ she aska, “Are you sick, or do you think you're N’ Ir USEDTO AMUSE ; ae we etlaten, Maggie, T says, ‘that gen: | We - | REMEMBER, WELL SHED GIT SO MAD YA OUGHTA Geman there is a musical comedy 4i- JUST AFTER WE uaAs TRN It WITH MARY- Fectorate an’ he wanted to hear m; high notes. He thinks I might be 2 ||) MARRIED, WILLIAM 1 USED BEAT HER onceET good ainger on the stage. Get mer” BER wire NIGHTS STRAIGHT "got him,’ saya Maggie. “That ||\ °2 in Cand ped RUNNIN’, WILLIAM.NOU) OR TWICET- js Crooney Baker's new barten- REGULARL “ ;, Him @ musical comedy director- SHE AINT GOT & . ate? Wow!’ sex. * e the pies an’ I'm @ore. I the man laughingly approach fo distill into him the idea of ignor- ance of his identification, “ ‘Really,’ he says, ‘I'd, like to hear elegy Can't you come to my stu- an’ give me a few bars?’ *‘Bars is right,’ I says. ‘Gwan @ack to your bottles. Whadde mean, makin’ a fool of me?” “He gots up to leave, ‘I never did ne o says. “The Creatore did.’ “"You needn't try to ring in no rs, pl "Good t!’ He goes out after mo givin’ pe ereenn look, What'll you have, " replied the newspaper man. ' !" came from Lucile. “You feed somethin’ to build up your ‘@rains, an’ they say fish'll do it, I been catin’ fish @ long time.” = — as 4. A TROUBETZKOY PLAY, going to have something to think Amelie Rives, the Princess Trou- about. May Irwin, to use some of Joe , hag written a play for Broad-|Drum's vocabulary, ‘will inaugurate jon and it is to be|@ campaign to influence members of juced by Harrison Grey Fiske and|the coming Congress to take action e Moower. It is a drama, as yet| that will prevent usurpation of dis- unnamed. The company is being se-|cretionary privileges in the disposi- fected and rehearsals will begin late | tion of the fate of deficient infants by this week. The Princess has written | doctors, midwives and hospitals.” which have been published, but | That's the way Mr. Drum, press is her first intended for regular | agent, puts it. What he really wants By Eleanor Schorer buried behind them, a meek-lookin, With Pleasure. Uttie man, Wishing to make every: H* Was travelling in the South | body feel comfortable and to save and had to put up over night! ‘he situation from awkwardn | Scanlon brushed past the two giante, Bt a second-rate hotel in West-| grasped the little fellow's hand, wrung a to aay is that Misa Irwin will be at the Shen Gertateredsttvehare anal al Suna Oh eieay Po M, | Standard Theatre next week in her dy . ad to meet y sure. My MISS GEORGE TO NEW HAVEN.| comedy “33 Washington Square tograph?” “Autograph?” said the|®&me's Scanion Grace George and her Playhouse | Usual matiness clerk, “Yes; sign my name, you|cAt, that juncture Ferris grabbed pany Will Ko to New Haven next aos mday and give a performance of oss! ard Shaw's comedy "Major Bar- P. “under the auspices of the Yale| Chin Obin ts now a town In Arizona. ‘Uaiversity Dramatic Association. The| _T. Roy Barnes fe out of the cast of “following night a dress rehearsai will | “Sadie Lovo.” Sresetiae’ ot the date pny ool SON EE Te Tike One graph?” asked the clork, his f 0) of a aw show to-n! it. ? ork, ace abe piace Wednesday evening, Dec. 8. ining Lehar s Daw epere, “The star | aglow with the pleasure that comes Whose Head? ee jazer,” will be produced rom the consciousness of intellect- NOW SEE WHAT'S COMING! |New Year'a Eve.” saeictua ual mupetiority.” “Certainly,” aid the] A TRACHIRR was sired & Soham ‘ on vena 3 ee an} | Georgia Cracker, his face no leas s seve, would they? Well, now th Fre | pictures for the Miner sites ae % B\\ y| Fadiant than that of the clerk, Trying to make the matter qmert, would they ——————1 ‘Taylor Holmes, in “His Majesty ze i) PIL A ! eid factias a Slearer, he salads "Now, borat? 5 etaae Bunker Bean,” {3 doing so well’ in Chicago that the New York engage- ment has been deferred until next fall. Scanlon and walked hi know." "Oh, right here.” As he was| platform. labial, Sening bir name in the register, in} “You came three roughly clothed, unshorn | two marshals are takin, fellows immediately recognizable asl ory to do twenty years ‘in meiagy on, Georgia Crackers. One of them ad-| Popular Magazine . vanced to the desk. “Will you auto- said Ferris. “Those 1 | \ ! ‘on my head the blood, as you know, The Prince was tomarry a Goose Girl, who was very beauliful, and Thinking you his sweetheart he will marry you, an¢ my life's dream Both Happy. |e te ee is the Witch, who planned to have her daughter wed this Prince, was will have come true!” Obeying her mother’s commands’ the daughter red _in the face. COLOR YOUR “MOTHER G00S! tad Alice Dovey has joined the ci > r 4 . re : ‘ or S ni ‘ MINISTER meeting a ish-| ‘Yes, sir,” satd the boys, AND pOnee8 FAIR BOOK “Very Good Eddy!” the musical ver, simply furious! “Flim-flam-floo-00-0o!” chanted the wicked womin, and orrgwed a pony from a neighbor lad. “‘She whipped him and lashed him A loner of his who had been quite “continued the — teacher, Five Dollar Award oe ot ree eae 4 produced by the turned her child into the exact image of the Goose Girl! “Go, you, and and rede him through the mire,” said the lac afterward. “I would not lend Seely EAAered Raa about |." H i want to know is, thias How -Comstock Interests. | ‘ ince’ ” direct i : "5 hire.” @ 3 ’ jis it that while I am standing upri, Gira’ Kimball Young will lead the tide to the Prince’s church,” directed the Witch, my pony now for all the lady's hire, Mhoee domestic: Mavritioas seerinie lay at iaare. Hositen tke nent grand march with Gov. Walsh at the |storles were rife, saluted him and | 4 h into my fest?” big film ball in Boston, Wednesday | night, Yell, John, and how 4s all going | *! B. A. Well says rehearsals for “A Bare Idea" will begin again next week. Denman Rogers has replaced verett Shinn as author. Anna Pavlowa, who acted in “The @ored pages of the “Mother Goose »Fairy Book” complete from cover ® concluding Page. 96.00 Ciass A—Children not over ° n? “Oh, happily enough,” returns John. “I'm glad to hear it. You know there were rumors of rows or”’-— | ARIAN was going over her | | | ¥ rh “Rows,” said John. “Oh, yes, there reading lesson, which w: Claes B—Children over five’ Pisy Girl of Portici” for the Universal | are plenty of rows; whenever she sees story of the three team - but not over ton, ) | Film Company, received $1.11 for each |me she catches the first thing at| lates the Boston Globe. m8, Te- $5.00 Clase C—Children over ten ® [second she was at work. The total| hand, a dish or anything, and fires it} "Goldie Locks jumped out of but net ever fifteen. ® | was $50,000 and she went out shopping at me, If she hits me, she's happy; if! window" 4 ot fe Start coloring your pages new.@ |And bought half an opera company | she doesn’t, 1am. Ob, we're getting “Now )You may use crayon or water ool-%@ | With the money. interruptea het Dore, but your book must be com-@| The annual entertainment of the on Angl"—Tid- Bite K does not 4 you have missed any® Stage Children’s Fund, of which Mra, you read, | kc or should miss getting ® | Millie ‘Thorne 1s President and Lee Wasted. cks jumped a of them before the last one isi | Shubert Honorary President, will be mae oer senile! Pf ited, send » it ‘te! held at the Comedy Theatre Bunday | ICK FERRIS of Los Angeles ran “ie e xP lained Mar. 4 evening, Dec, 26. into his friend W. J on ante Nee to JU: sae } N at a railroad station in Chi mn the “hree ; FOOLISHMENT, The couple had been talii Fane tics balls ete! ome bean: few minutes when Ferris a FS Ra aa Z af fl \, vil \ ABs Sow ma father Sis the bites, Lo] iN JAN i i P = f leach of whom was about warmly by two breezy W i for ROM Md SHBSTNUT rane. The Witch's davghier fon ie that en viet tite pony, having So bid Fret married His real sweetheart, the Goose Girl, for the inches: tall and Built a para oH . ted in The E 4 ar capes word in the rd his master speak of the Witch's wish, wedding of Witch's daughter never reached the Prince's church. When the people duced them to Seanion, who Nave colored them all, A lator Boe eranent® mae Wie with the Goose Girl, suspected some wrong-doing. ‘But he obeyed heard the whole story the lad was proud and glad he hac loaned his pony. Fee ere toe einieor tae — uneement will tell yeu how tod one every phe and lash until he came to a stretch of marsh, Then he turned And Se Srincass Goose Girl gave him a fine new harness and a san (are af pa RATS ‘ucieemmeeasa aban eas —_ 4 ims alae ee bese shel OTA IEP VK u ‘and tn 0 few minutes caw, Mterally RA diss areal Se tyes carey