The evening world. Newspaper, November 24, 1915, Page 14

Home and Comic Page o @ apout é Give THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday, November 24, 1915, DEDUCTIVE “TRAMP... Parr 43,3194 ) YOUNG MAN SATHAT 15 RATHER SSTRONG LAN GUAGE ) UAR SING! tHe A BUTI, (Cred Now ‘Tei. ME, SIR, WHEN You +RARD sucH mem, I'M GONNA FIND out RIGHTS Now WHERE You wha be ° iT UP Sup PE WN YO! torn I ail “Bacr fii. RumPED / - Y ) HEAD KY J A de ‘D) J Pi en { DJ Miss Susan Brown was twenty-| eight, with figure tall an’ slim, an’ Tinglets long that made her ‘pear Jeat | sort o' stiff an’ prim, while whort an’) stubby, round an’ fat was Timothy ‘ MoGee an’ past the thirty mark a} OF 4, year—both gettin’ old, you see, Fer| ae “leven years, or thereabouts, McGee Bad courted Sue by droppin’ in three | times a week like olty lovers do, an’, ‘leven years had seen him wet upon! Be eame olf chair without him gettin’ up his nerve to tell what! Brought him there. The women folks | Stubdievilie thought ‘twes an aw-| Pai shame that Tim had put Sue off Be bong, #0 bashful-like an’ tame, an’ Gesan's dad was sort of mad, but Badn't much to say. An’ eo it went long fer yoars till last Thankagivin’ Thanksgivin’ Day ‘twas this a'way, | Bue's daddy, Silas Brown, got up a) inner jest fer none but married folks | fa town, exceptin’ Tim—tnvited him as company fer Bue, fer then the! vests would be in paira—jest even,) FLOOEY AND AXEL—TMf There Are Two Holes in the Floor You Can Bet Axel Will Select the Wrong One! Bea oe _ suena MayBE YoU VONY BELIEVE IT, ; eee ‘Well, when the diners took thelr Y BARRED UP THIS TRICK, BUT VEN AY PUT DAS PLUG HAT ==-FIRST TIME Cr HAPPENED beats and started in to eat, old Silas, FOR Me LasT NIGHT AN Now hig DowN (T BANE TURN INTO AY THOveNT sume'N BANE. ‘with a happy thought, came jumpin’ Im GONNA SEE TO IT THAT WUN FOUNTAINS 1 fo bis fect. “Now, friends,” he says, “| You do ¢r RIGHT! Now WRONG WITH MY EYES! stators, we « tart, what are you thank- Kl “TAP “THE. FLOOR HARD md 4 An’ Hiram Taylor | thanked the Lord that he still had bis! me. An’ so they went on toastin’) ‘wives till up to Tim it came. q “Now, Tim,” saya Ezra, “up an‘ . “What'are you thankful fer?" * Tim jest blushed from ear to Y @ar an’ simply wouldn't etir ull two of ‘em took hold his armm an’ stood s ; thim on his feet an’ told him tf he on talk they woulda’t jet him ‘Tim stammered: ‘Woll, I'm thank- ful—oti, I'm thankful—well, you see” sr “Yor thankful, Tim,’ ye Susan, “‘eause yer here ‘longside o’ me.’ Her answer got him all confused an’ Next he blurted Joud: “I'll bet you I'd bo thansful fer preacher in this crow’. Gay—he'd forgot that Pastor Jones was eettin’ ‘crost from him. An’ ren the pre: "'m “here,” ould a’ | — Eee —== ors : } Now BILLY DEAR, THIS Now Pay AN MA, YOULL SURE, MRS. leUDER)~| 1 GUESS ITS PRETTY 0 ad ei a tl tote ted PUMPKIN PIE WILL SHOW) SAY You NEVER TASTED VIKIN FIND & WHOLE can) EQUALLY DISTRIBUTED Sends wan said. MOUR PARENTS WHAT KIND)]/ SUCH PUMPKIN PIE IM OF GNGER. WHAT AIT BETWEEN THREE gos belonged to Nita ter tite, he | OF @ Cook Your WER |Your LIFE WHEN Youve BEEN USED BUT WHERE Read ves ome Chale nee aueas rie 1S - SEE, ILL PUT Ks | LUARIED MARYS- PASS IT IB THRE RER IS i thankful fer my wife.” An’ when he, ; MUSTARD 7? touk her home the joy was @imost wild. To » ville was giad is puttin’ Q —_— . i 2, NEW FIRM TO MANAGE MR8. FISKE. | ‘The new producing firm of Madison | Corey and John D. Williams yester- @ay arranged to manage the profes- sional activities of Mra. Fiske. For | . her starring tour Corey and Williams have acquired “Erstwhile Susan,” by (Marion DeForest. play deals with the life of the Pennsylvania Dutch. NEILSON-TERRY’S NEW ROLE, | After resisting the oall of vaude. ville for some time, PhylMa Nellson- Gerry has succumbed and will make her debut at the Palace next Monday. Bhe will sing the two songs from “Trilby” and will appear in_ two g@eanes from “Romeo and Juliet.” Eéith King and Ceci! King will as- gist in the Shakespearean portion of | Fund will be held at the Strand in her act January. sees E. H, Sothern ts on the Mayor's| |S } HARNEY GETS THE HONOR committee, which will participate In) |< ate ia tianay. We meeuwith amarsed the, Ehadeapearene celebration next| | The Little Angel. to take @ ride in his motor car, ex- the championship belt and bronze | "Thy Foltes" played to $2,950 Mon-| |3 : peoting to ramatn out until late Gays | Medal us the originator of ragtime.| gay night in Pittsburgh. it ts ox-| | 667 WAS visiting my married sister! Harpers Magazine. pve bry tag od a geo hia] pected the week's gross will be $24,000. I in Toledo last week,” relates! tH» therefore told his new man that Sia cnough, tee tha, dine vee not | Lincoln J. Wagenhals appeared on | ty Buck Hawes. “She's got 4 |p, enough to the discoverer of | Broadway yesterday and said he'd| |g ty Mw 1a aaiiet Gn @ need not wait for him, instructing - syncopated music. produce a play or two if the European | [5 ‘ey peipdatest aid h ane) . him when he had finished his werk Cae produce 6 pay | | |9 G fairly fond of children, Tam @ bach-|to lock the garage and place the key ' Gossip, E. H, Sothern's performance at the| |& . V7 : elor and somewhat set in my Ways.| unde: a f Golly Ward may be with the next | Booth Tuesday night will be for the) |& m a t was pia ater cad tueretore r a stone, the location of whieh Winter Garden show. benefit of the Hed Cross. Molly | |" Sy Vi; Y ‘as rather dismayed, +} the owner described with much ex- Klaw & Erlanger may star Leon! Pearson will sell programms. . if Uj eon 4) when my slster proposed leaving me! actness, * Brrol next season. May Irwin is considering an offer 9 ; MZ in the house with the child one after-] When the employer reached bome 5 tour of the Orpheum etr- | | Py ded // ; . eae severe mee Pneencly ontes. | 80% OF, eur i tenction tone Tack! (S 3 Lae i Don't put yourself to a bit of| that the key was not In its place + Chicago and ls happy again Sam, the Oriental, to dance the Yid-| \q 4 trouble—he can take care of himseif,| When bis patience had been ex- + | Ned Wayburn and Fio Zicgteld had | disher gazatsky, “When he learns it) \o See that he doesn't climb up the pan- Epos the can ean senevea ae o~ \ »ked ern, [ Danes Sogether veusarday. pf Oa ee 0 earven jr ae| 10 try shelves and keep an eye on him| planation: Qook! Listen.” Frank Lalor ts in. rector of Victor Moorely‘s sketch, ie 4 so that he won't get into mischief. bah 0 it, I found a much better +" Phe annual benefit for the Actors'| Regular Army Man," was married | |& » He won't annoy you, Don't let him go | place for eee ep | Teeny, 12 Cincinnet! to Leura ve y\ an down cellar and watoh that he doesn't | __ __ seamen ’ ‘ ty & \ wn ee get hold of the books in the Mbrary, Fal a turkey f s brig! Ss » Ne 7 " , ° | COLOR YOUR ISN'T IT GREAT? Ba a AWell Wis He A Fee ot cere Re shoteL A iste “A big bird needs more salt,” decided Simple, dropping bag and afl ff Arne rae eeyr vere } Wat's, Bevpone to te Napetall hore | Ine uid“ With the b B Paper hi ‘head, Si “ nee upon the tail of the Gobbler, who squawked and flew away. Crestfallen, 6s sive him a cooky, and if that i MOTHER GOOSE FAIRY BOO! Tpvvpaiierile, wits “awful ‘pre os . mw ig Edgehi: ind an idea in his head, Simy Simpie gained the road, where he met and joined a lad with a sack of com. ree Bin on your FORA they're gone! hou fete offer thanks went into the country where wild turkeys are. Creeping upon on Aon i i ” " } him hother you AND COMPETE sa as ed a pinch of salt upon its tail, But Mr. Gobbler strutted ( Are you going to eat corn without salt?” Simp sald, I prefer to I'll be home in an hour,’ *— Five Dollar Award | _ HE REGISTERED A KICK, BP nothing had hap} ig a er strutted on as it have half as much with salt to all that without.” *So do 1,” said the lad, Cleveland Plain Dealer. ee | Me Langtry, who ts appearing at| [OS THE EVENING WORLD will® |.) Grpnaunn Tirooklym this week in| [8 The Mote and the Beam each of three young ® | "Ashos,” is billed as" a : . HARLAN, 2% in, } Yesterday @ patron se N American traveller relates the CORTLEY, 2 | | manager of the the ty 3 following ; 4 ie. | it an imposition’ to announce Mrs.) |2z Meh farmer. We had ham, very de- | Langtry in that eketoh, iia Uctous ham, and the farmer's son iJ : to soon finished bis portion and passed LL : eit 00 Clase GacChildren over ten® | “KATINKA'S" CAST COMPLETE.| |9 his plate again, Nich CO) Li \RS) $5.00 Clase o KY ai but not over fifteen. ® Faith Decker has been added to the} [ie “*More ‘am, father,’ he sald : ° Start coloring your pager now.§)| cast of Arthur Munmersteln's nov | | “Phe father frowned. ‘Don't say| | YOu Will like the satin tleo May Naudain, Adele Itow! FS ae pay pam ey laundry finish of the Lawrence Haynes, Franklyn A S “4 gay 'am,' the son protested | . | Count Lorn ariel 1, EB ee in an injured tone. fabric. 2 for 25 cents |Durand, May ‘Thompson, 4 we ‘am,’ | , Ss You eaid ‘am,’ cried the father sore ote ly “**Am's what tt should be, not ‘am,’ a Fy saiTH, the middle of the squabble tho | ——== FOOLISHMENT | farmer's wife turned to me, and, with 4 deprecatory littie plained: i Eve fhe cory ay & her : is) PoMother's Magasine A, tafe, and sure Remedy ¢ Sores Minted Came in ant ‘pulled Tamed or ede ‘ . , , — vs ok tiie tent, for” “veurs. Mian tased in your eslared paowa tt | : I'll give you half my salt for half your com.” The lad agreed. ‘I When he'd finished ihe corn Mr, Gobbler was too fat to run or walk, . r ip t ; until after the (eet page has been | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE I efully, The boy toward home and Simpie-to Mr. Gobt or even stand. “Ong May procure a turkey with one penny if one’s wits A Painstaking Servant. | og u printed in The Even ing World and ® “How did that new medicine work| |O Paste if thiscorn is good, You are famous as an epicur said Simp, and tied Mr, Gobbler’s feet. Slinging the bird across | NE evening in tho spring, while : you haye eoler of thom a A later | ait hoped ee is fh ei tasted, peoarked ne pe and fasted again and again, growing his back, he laughed “Ha! hat ZOU Were Bis TRA foray, but § iO a certain New Yorker was put ‘ atter and fatter with each mouthfos shall be turkey gobbler tomorrow !”* : “Ie that go?" "Em, @ 0 Divo”. ald ev new Manan) Lae sae Babi TeemmeeN oh eammeunaas, nem ane wanes eseee een fing in @ week at his country placetn New Hacapabtre, he prepared