The evening world. Newspaper, November 22, 1915, Page 20

nee en err enneennenn a » ge Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday: November 223 1918 Ble dor nie , INFORMATION « EPiseoe KRSLMIN T Just +Apd THA PLEASURE OF HANDIN YER SON A FRACTIONAL PART OF A MILLION DOLLARS OF Course I DONT CLAIM IT WUZAARY CONSIDABLE Durbin ucla “What would you think of me teachin’ actin’? asked Lucile, the ‘Waitress in a small restaurant on Broadway, of the newspaper man. fetage. I've been cast as a waitiess t k i : E = it i Hy i COPTHED, IMI, Prane Pubiiahing Co. (NY. Beowing World) i 2 s tH aa ; : LADIES AN GENTLEMEN, MY Next EXHIBTION WALL Be THE LIFTING OF THIS BIG HEAVY MAN OFF “THe STAGE, SOLELY BY THE. Power oF MY witt Ml fr wit BEA MARVELLOUS DEMONSTRATION OF “THE Power OF MIND oveR marterR'! You RISE; You'RE LIGHT ASA , FeaTHeR!! You CANT fair! You ----/ i Gee FLcoev! VoT 1 DAS WIRE. “Mow, 1 goes on, ‘if a man says! @ fy in bis soup you mustn't mead. Remember it ain't your and you don’t have to attend obeequities over no dead fies. Sim- take the soup back to the kitchen, e out the fy and bring it back.’ “Bring what back—the Oy? she low what do you think of the kid? "t it.’ We Te won't know the soup?’ she not. Nobody ever in- OOOF! {THINK (VE AND BROKEN THAT 6000 VASE MA Gave US FOR @ WEDDING ee le Mod broadway wouldn't -_—_— : PRODUCE “FULLY THAT.” mS ; Marbury will produce Guy Bolton . Ge. Wodehouse the| qi W2Y a4 you ealect that a ana ee an Meo. | “Ho took out thres achers.” fo 4 e@] Interlocutor— Archibald Highnote - will aing @ Zoo ballad entitled “Toss BDO OO 00000000 COU 0000000000, 3 FACT AND . oh | By Ha | PAIRBANK® TO Do BATTLE. * te Sepa Over the Grating a eaaanosasessnsereed mane 3 O a man owee ARD PASSES. pans, Sogneeday genes aossip. M the “free-f >| Heard @ man called @ “glué back* s le | John Hogarty will be Robert Hill- gles admini to his elbow by hie| the other day. He was “stuck om aE: & peareeenal lens 9 Comene Bo AS | wife at critical moments. himself.” Fe ja, for @ scone in &| nrenchard in BH. Hotheru'e revival | ANSWERS Ti | uno Puta all his resources into @ , abihe tou.” be! of “Lord Dundreary.” ‘© QUERIES. false front” has no defense againes . Helen Bvilly tm to sot jae playiet IZZY A. KIDDER (Hoboken), writes: | rear attacks, * -@UR OWN MINSTRELS. rte tee oo "vin “I dropped inte my club the other — your sister's to! Lawrence Marsjon, motion ploture | night, It wes raining and I left my ANSWERS TO QUERIES, | umbreita in the rack. When I started) !DA NOTION (Weehawken), writesr to go home it wan gone, What should) “Six nights running I have dreamed {1 have done about it?” | that a young man I am very fond of ‘The only rule governing your case,| Wie about to propose marriage to me, but each time I wok Inzy, 1s one of precedent, You prob-| What is that a sign of?” > too soon, va ‘ \ _ ably did do the right thing—unless| It's @ sign you were in too great e\ rts f you were the last man out. hurry, Try dreaming. ‘ones night , Mr, Bones? producer, bes oe engagement Mirrot . Ino. [phtrd ip love with the her thes Kimball oane was born in ant. Chicago a8 to sing ix: Ra, Ra, Boom ‘very sweetly. ‘What did you do when| Margui ‘has be ° pulled your teeth,” Mr. | gana play uvepie deed tas Ly yelled, “For the land's! Percy Helton, 9 playa the boy in “Young Amertoa." bad his best giri at| [0% the Screen Club ball Saturday night . : . i and was pretty proud. : Ralph He: ot “The Yellow Upon the road to Banberry Cross came the fine Lady upon her white Pg i ae and ers bim more time ¢ LIFE LYRICS—NO. 9. o's oem | Young Georgie took his lady friend the ie The Lady.and Simp, glad for company in grief, bao-hooed ina way | | first time out to dine. i The Other Joshua. Teket” | underwent: Te octie tn cet bpd tha Se a finger, cy! yh i so yy be sweet music. beyond all belief, Simp told of his lack of a penny for ple, while the Lady | |He had a five-spot saved to spend; TRAVELLING man who makes cago Saturday, Leonard Ide has re- ng in woe! And sad Simple Simon, just chided by the pie- wept after her musical jewels. They are enchanted and must be recovered | | the meal check came to nine, Indianapolis trequ bien fa e man, came from the opposite way. None saw’ the other until Bang! i i He hasn't courted that fair mald since equently also Diaced bien hen! a berieen*(Chatke Beet tha the te tion Sh y. he had bi ing by the art of a wizard, since at the bottom of the pond they: lie and their Via bart Toten does considerable work in the S| companen, 2k ‘World of Pleasure,” fal ewan the te nee as though b ta stone wall and Simp’s —_yescuer may not wet so much as a finger, else he diet | Tins evenstal Alene mountain or mounsbine district of “Maid in’ America” oné “Dancing | swallow ad down to his chin, | When his vinity” displayed @| Kentucky. On his last visit to this pea vd a iain ls oe ee i “human” appetite! j Clty he told the following story: | | was waiting for a trai sien Room of tee rarer cstuen last DROP KICKS, small town, and while walking about be the star of neat Winter Garden production, to be ataged after the holl- ys. 1 B. Iden Feywe Rag received the & peer . 4 another p! ee jaro’ shouse, outher of “Hob- son's choice.” te “Hillary’s,” ‘the ) | joint work of Mr, Brighouse and the late Stanley Houghton. { q he wandered into @ courtroom where Of course every one isn't pertest | an attacne of the United States Com. Most of us will readily aditt the) missioner's office was examinin, shortoomings of others. ged negro who was said to have y @ man who looks down on his| been muking illelt whisky, | fellow men ought to be looking up. |, What's your firat name?” the of. | Enlargement of the head usually t8| "Joshua, sah,” responded the negro. accompanied by contraction of the! “Oh, are you the Joshua who mado | heart, the sun stand still?” asked the Com. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. | "The current of some people’s| jolenpner, who was inclined to be 3 | W. Plerce—Yes, Frank Patton of | thoughts ought to be oarried over a! ““!NG "Sur," responded the defend: the Bramhall Players was with the | heavily insulated wire, Jant. “I'se de Joshua whut made de |Bichmond tock company. | 7 | — mogn shine.” , M. C—Coa playing | LIFE LYRICS—NO, 10. The tra ng man does net say ven- |in stock in Bridgeport. Clay- | antl what disnositic now 2 i . ls Ls ted till th drew that | ran F OOMISHMENT, ‘ Le eeaieeany tn Bumstead’s Worm Syrup SS Bates Se Alt Of those three chickens! A ate and sure, Remedy for’ W. balanved obe'th8s 2 In a twinkling Simp F Goose and ‘ that brought thi f a lenoe Ones vee At that pount ee te Pa ot sone yr ore ye of & eae the goose empadiy Bony ‘Then all their Boo-hoos tumed to Ha-has! and Hee-hées! and Simpie Sorh ae of Petre eat im, eerar | eu ages ee FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, and brought the jewels one by one and placed them In Simp's hat, and was off licketty-split after the pieman, when he stopped short, turned | | judgment owed; \* FI told, everywherei “I took a dip at Coney yestepday.” Simple gave to the Lady her jewels without wetting so much a3 a finger! about, held the penny above his head and shouted, “I'd rather buy a—a— | | For goon | recognized each face: Tho| est” i Reig cn rou ane he water | “You have given me wha the same for you,” a ‘Trankasiving TURKEY! asiae a Barkes wt Browns! Grandma, Mamma and | = : = ‘geneity, 0 as wend) said she, giving Sim brigh a > Page 1 be Simpie's experience buying a ey Gpenny. | awit ate i eral RATS AND ALL VRRMIN kx 1th 5 ‘ccs Soe,