The evening world. Newspaper, November 15, 1915, Page 16

pg Ont RE Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, = ~*~ ~~; Monday, November 15, 1915 “HAT Y'Dony P Remon On We ROK OF Y'SHIRT, 7. Do NOT SWEAR “I want to fo to a show to-morrow > , night,” suid Popple, the shipping clerk, Ps turning from his desk. “How's thi Hobson's Voice? " plied Mise Primm, | Private secretary to the boas, “It is?” Miss Primm frowned. ‘T was merely correcting an error you made, Mr. Popple,” she said. “The show 4 "Hobson's Choice.’ Hobson |s a cranky Ittle old man who loves to sit by his grate and"-— “I thought Leon Ditriohetein was ‘The Great Lover,” said Bobbie, the office boy, “Lasten, young man!" snapped Miss Primm. “You're too fresh. Your hu- mor is cheap, You're as funny as @ joke about @ oruteh.” “And @ crutch joke always limps,” said Miss Tillie, the blond stenogra- pher, “What's the matter with you now?" @emanded Miss Primm. “You evi- Gently think you're a humorist too, You and Bobbie are the bane of my existence.” “All right! We bane good,” mut- tered Bobbie. “Tut! Tut!" came from Spooner, ||,’ the bookkeeper. “We musn't quarrel, “Let's be pleasant. I wrote a little rbyme that is worth remembering. Listen: FLOOEY |e Sa a Wmt ie Now ALL YOU GOTTA Do WHEN in JY CLOSE “THE Lip (5 TO PuLL THE, STRING AND THE “TRAP pooR'LL eee eet You SEE A HUMAN BEING IN THIS \ ' You SEe+ ORDINARY BASKET! Lwitt CLOSE SS He HAS VANISHED hi) LET You “THROUGH THE FLOR. © THE. LID AND PASS MY SwoRD ‘THROUGH ) ABSOLUTELY THEN 1 JAR THE BASKET A FEW (TT PROVE “THAT THE MAN HAS J TIMES AN’ YOU GET BACK INTo ig VANISHED BY MAGIC Iii! as a “THERE. '§ NO DECEPTION ~ HE WILL VANISH AND REAPPEAR AGAIN If VILL YOU PLEASE VAIT TILL AY CAN GET OUT el? Never lose 7: Don’t get f temper, Je my darlive, ‘a nickel * doen't 8 mean?” asked Bobble “Who do “All of you.” “Oh, I thought you were talkin’ to Miss Primm, That ‘dariin'’ give me || Wir the wrong idea an’ "—— " “Bobbie!” Miss Primm almost ||) '/ | XS @houted. “Stop it! Mr. Spooner and 1 are merely office acquaintances, and i you make any silly remarks a - ks, the boss, looked out of ¢ room. "Morning!" he sald. “I went to see ‘The Two Vir- tues’ the other night, “How did you like it?” asked Miss Primm, pleasanuy. “Very much! What did you think of it? I’saw you and Mr, Spooner eae iy. er, very nico!" stammered Miss Primm. The boss disappeared in his office and silence enveloped the fore, Fi- nally Bobbie spoke up: “Wear a smile, my darn,” he mumbied. A Miss Primm, too angry to speak, glared at him. i | “Bobbie,” sald Spooner, “you're a | brainless chump,” “Don't get in a pickle,” came from | the boy. Spooner began to remove his glasses Bobbie went through the door, WORRIED HERSELF salah A year ago Mary Miles Minter, who created the child role in “The Littlest Rebel,” was so fat her friends u to call her Butterball Minter. One morning she arose with a desire to be a real dramatic ingenue and, of course, she began to wonder how to get rid of the fat. Finally she hit upon a plan that did the work, and to-day she is as slender as a column conductor's bank account, Asked how she did it, she replied: ee ae \ Se i - uh 4 ial Coprriat, 1914, Brews Publishing Co. (N.Y, Rveniog Word. i Pid yn Big * MARY’S MARRIED LIFE—TIf Bill Lost Mary Would Win, and if Bill Won Mary Would Lose, and There You Are! AH MY DEAR LITTLE PEQCHES THE BOYS BET ME S10 TO S THaT THE SWEETEST UTTLE WIFE 1M THE WORLD WOULONT LET /agere ME JOIN THEM TONIGHT sot 6er THE™ ee #5 SHE WOULD: FELLOWS THIS EVENING-@& UTE Oi! WITH MARY AND ILL TH HUH - WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH WHAT “SS Ih Tauciny ABOUT? ANYTHING WHEN Nou THROW MONEY AWAY Like THAT! x “I took up worrying. At first, A$ ' though, I couldn't find anything to worry about.” ell, well!” TaN DAN — — ~ + i a =a ren SRE RERRO SHO CDE” own effing, staff at the Lyceum ‘The- | d | 19180809959O0099009900909099OS9OOOTTOGOHVOAND ” mre and w! immediately begin or- i} , SHeEC worving stmgt aot tar [seca rors mcnea omens’ || THR MOTHER GOOSE FAIRY BOOK FACT AND FICTION ing anything to worry about?” said | Present the play in cities she cannot |/§ ® By- Hazen Conklin ridin Gossip. | ’ ce | $806020990998009990629GODOGTOOOHAOSOOOOATAMS JOB FOR MISS BARRYMORE. . | g T'S it Bthel Barrymore is to produce a| J. G. D.—The show you mention is very well to dream your schemes | looking back after they have passed play, When Alf Hayman of the Froh- | absolutely clean, For great things done by you, {on the street. man company told her recently that Emma Calve will sing at the Palace But don't sleep on beoauee they're pip opcerge she'd hardly be able to get away from | beginning Nov. 22. | dreame— YOU EVER New York and the other big cities of| Franklyn Hanna is acting in the | Wake up and bring them true. Take out your watch, look as tt, put the East for two years, owing te the Rolfe Sim The Black Death,” fl ib as it back in your pocket, have the per- success of "Our Mrs, McChesney," she| Max Rogers is going into vaude- OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. [son yo talking w whe asked : ville in “The Boob.” by Edgar Smith, XPERIENCE—Capital that a man| time it fe—-then te ween es oe Wee : “What about my friends in Bt. uise Closser Hale will appear as af ‘ . Q ave to look at your Louls, Detroit, San Francisco and the cial climber in “Ruggles of Red succeeds in amassing by the time he| watch again to see? other places I visit each year?” Gap. | ts too old to draw interest on it, . —— ‘ou won't be atlg to reach them| “The Battle Cry of Peace” will be XHTBITION—What a man makes|, DON'T KNOCK whan there's “ne- unless you agree to act ‘Our Mrs, Mc-|shown at the Metropolitan Opera of himself when he lets his wife drag | P°4Y home. Chesney’ for three years." he replied. |House, Philadelphia, beginning t0-/ |intm wp the soctal ladder via the Miss Barrymore said dt wouldn't be | day. jor via the fair to make them wait so long and| Elisabeth Rothe has arran, | SD) dinner table route. Not So Easy. offered to organize another “Our Mrs, | propriate Italian dances for the eee SCOTTISH prison Alene re- McChesney” company, rehearse it pers | ler production of “Romeo and Juillet.” | LIFE LYRICS—NO, ¢. cently appointed, e: : nonaly and arrange the tour. Mr.| E. F. Albee will present. Dorothy & They let the butcher stop their meat; 4 Satered | pe Haym @ took her up. Shoemaker in “The Passion Play of [8B ao b lev mata ihe landlord wait) | of the cells on the frst round So Miss Barrymore ts to have her| Washington Square,” by Sidnoy M wey \ C) P’ ' ¥ fart) of Inspection and thus addressed the , —— Hirsch, next Monday at the Palace . = eS 1a Their grocer’s bill they had to beat; | prisoner who occupied it: f There's to be a song-writors’ com- The tailor called too late, “Well, my man, do you know whe ® petition at the Strand Roof next Fri- day evening. Mrs, W. K. Vanderbilt, Anne Morgan, Elste de Wolfe and 4 Elizabeth Marbury have offered cash DBDOIDHIDOOVAGOSHGLEODIGS, COLOR YOUR “MOTHER GOOSE FAIRY BOOK” Beautiful of face was she, but cruel of heart. While she was very young she thought that the glances of het subjects were admiring, but soon she learned different, for one day her subjects promised a handsome sum Of course you have heard how the maic was in the garden hanging up the clothes, when down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose. An? you have felt sorry for the maid, have you not? Well, you should have | | They let the gas bill go unpaid; | Y Hl ik | The laundry man they shunted; | 4 por 2 Ginna carel" was te They kept the wages of their maid; — | be equipped for spoken drama, never- theless, i etd A ei it he w. N fi it for thel "m your new chaplain.” AND COMPETE FOR A ol ; been glad. | will tell you why Years and years ago, when there were ard of their land if he would mete out a punishment fit for their ye are? Then T bh Hive Dollar Award | A theatre 1s to be buitt at Fordham | many Queens on earth, there lived One who was far more beautitul than uel, vain ruler. So by magic power he made the Queen's nose grow a ‘ halen ran a ‘Riniae: rank fe i nae Deane § Road and One Hundred and Eighty- | all others, full inch longer than it was intended to be. | y: fart eee ae oy hat did you hear?" returned ecenm ani third Street. Kyle & Wuertzbac: | 7 re chaplain, his curiosity getting th 2 THE EVENING WORLD will’B| saints be interested. ‘The house wit | Bille came from near and far— | better of his’ dlsnity ee Oe Spel, a © omit the cect ie® be Intended for pictures, but it will ih used up all & lnaamibeliie Well, I heard that the last two kirks ye we re preached To run their motor carl Me Ze tere it re Dieathed Soe ] reemec |find it quite sae easy to do the same See = ASSORTED FACTS. wl thine tien Nitra POS NOTE: WEY, | YOU NEVER CAN TELL AI jE } Frazer, who has been at's Miblal “aastib (0 4 Mi with much success in Vitagraph tims, (eee & | Shouldn't Mind. iy really Anitra MacTavish, who used | What she's really thinking to be auch a help to Broadway muai- cal comedies. INDICATED AND PASTE IN BOOK, OR out you es \ FBNRY MILLER, who tim hi (( \ | WHEN THI HBORS can't H ree ate (who 15 @ “new. N (A Ss . find out anythir bout the new atid Lg en na well aa 9 ee family “who just moved in” they wait | risen te utter his uae manager, len to offor his soat in t had until Monday and size up the wash-jyoung girl a the car to a ing that's hung out on the Ine, Tho girl bowed c eee thank you most kindly, sf LIFE LYRICS—NO. 4, There were two daughters in the !! how! ibe Their ca quite symbolic, For Ruth was quiet as a mouse, While Gladys loved to frolic, . - a The lively daughter settled down When he told her fs of the change fn their Queen, they pleaded And married Parson Boreus; for her return The wizard sent his blackbird to pe Hf her nose and then Tho mouse-like maiden woxe to deliver to her the people's message. So while the King counted money town and the Queen ate honey the maid became beautiful again. Keeping her By going In the choreus! sweetness withal, she returned to her own land to reign, Here she and — her people lived happily ever after, ENTE 0 ointment? Af TST RRAEH TES Hee” ta HELP! "I note," writes Fenimore Cooper ; er-producer, “that you recently for a definition of ‘spilling the beans.” ‘That expression means the unpremeditated extempor- aneous promulgating of information concerning which one should have been much more reticently inclined,” FOOLISHMENT, On the Brooklyn Tl) MeGrain . . Remarked to me otnes my train,” ors, but your book must be com- plete. If you have missed any or should m RGIN n't mind her being polite," ex- it sad-faced woman at her { taking her to a sanitartum,” Magazine. 0 ding World, for and they will to you. © The cover was printed Oct. 11 and @the pages are printed in The @Evoning World three days each © @ week. The last page will bes Dec, 31, {rape \ 34 oR 1 World.) Wirt it | i | UAW ALON al Ashamed, now, to appear at court, the Queen went to a fir of Tans and worked as a maid in the palace of the King and Queen who ruled there All her haughty cruelty eft her when her Leauty vanished. She was kind ash "e Maually drunk, yet never in and meek and people loved her. All this time, unknown to hei, the wizard What do you mean?” ' watched, . “A toast” A anf r "Get out,” eal T can't ff ‘That traib belongs to the B. R. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. —_ | Bumstead’s Worm Syrup LIGHTNING CHANGE ARTISTS. AnD Aut vena | Two women who catch each other 140th set telephone hate" |