The evening world. Newspaper, November 8, 1915, Page 16

Home and Comic Page of “'S'MATTER, POP!” “ GooD STuFF| In THE [New | aes Khyes Ot. Albans, who ie to play Juliet at the Forty fourts Street The *. begirn Now 2 wee covered” by Ja inl Me tow her i» oe & m “Romeo and Juliet” at t ndon Of fouse wis. tt a t mance, She iss Kbyva " bans, according to A o Miller, ted with he ‘ whe is cone , ment, and wot « rich gir r The David Chanier Dramatic Com which is putting on the pr —- oany. due is, according to Mr. Miller gla pe tel atenge FLOOEY AND AXEL—The Quickest Opening and Closing Sesdnn Ever Saw ! have banded toge uplitt ar After “Home and Jul oy « make other productions. ( ’ ist fe to play Komeo, Asked who David Chenier might b Mr. Miller replied “Nobody! [i's just a name we have GET chosen for the company “What makes th rie think Mise Saur up! ; three weeks in Now York as Julai?" was askod STEADY pep od ET We are relying on Sr, Colnt's Jude Toa pred et Quit TeKun’ ars! he WS: \ OBATS ‘said Mr, Miller, | MY stummicn! BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | Kaid Silas McGuggin in Peewoople’s | store: “They tell me that mighty fow city folke snore, 1 don't understand it. It's sure got me downed.” He then took a cracker while Peewoople frowned. “You seo,” went on Silas, 4 don’t want to fuss, but why wild they blame all the # on us? The farms bas their sn that can't be denied.” He then took | HEE -HEE-- | rers THE EVENING WORLD, Monday. November 8, ee ee ee 1915 Hurry uP me! THar NEXT an apple while Peeweeple sighed. | “But leten,” said Silas, “don't city foiks sieep? Au’ ain't Hone Rot Yolce By gum, it's too deep. Perbaps they | mean snorers disturbin’ whole blocks.” fe then took a handful of prunes from a box. Jed Peeweeple scowled. “Hold on, Si!” he sald. | “Wait! I'll git you a napkin, a knife an’ a plate an’, as yer devourin’ the Poeweople store, we'll figwer out why city people don’t snore.” “Well, well!” replied Silas. “So that's how you feel? Excuse mo, but I can fo home for a meal.” He kicked at the dog and he got out of there, the question of snores being left in the air. Gossip. Taylor Holmes, in “His Majesty, Bunker Bean,” opened an engagement at the Cort, Chicago, last night Fame, it seems, has its penalties. An Indiana paper refers to a vaude- ville performer as the Belasco of the bicycle. Arthur Hammerstein has engaged Frank Smithson to stage the new Haverbach-Frimi opera, “Katinka,” Ardell Cleaves, who has been in con- cert and vaudevilic. has joined a fashion show and will sing, dance and Diay the piano. The Friars will tender D. Frank) Dodge, Chief of the Pellam Fire De- tment, a dinner at the Monastery joy, 21, Asa Waugumann, head noz- | LMM DEAR IVE BEEN MARRIED 23 YEARS AND! \ Fees YOU ALL MARRIED MEN ARE ALIKE- THEY DRINK , PLAY CARDS, Nou CANT TRUST BELIEVE ME THEY LIKE TO FROLIC . BUT DONT / Ty LET THEM > ‘ FOOL YOU ) i HELLO. LITTLE P aap sweeromst' | DONT SPEAK HURRIED TO GET To me! per Copyrgm, 19157 Press PubTishing Co. (NY Evening World> BRING IN “TH’ yeny- “THAT You BAW DEFENDANT CARESS WE'VE SUST MovEDS BAILIFe | -AN' MW HUSBAND , i i : ‘ | Sct pace | 3 gleman, and Watt Heiser, ladder lieu. | tenant, have been invited. “Mrs, Boltay’s Daughters” has been taken off. Beginning to-night the Com- ill be occupied by “Hob- HAS William C, President and Mirror Films, Inc. Mr. experienced motion picture man. Toomey bas become Vice General Manager of Toomey is an A three-act farce, with music, enti- tled “What "Tis?" has been accepted for production by the Times Producing Corporation. Beyond this announce- ment we don’t know what ‘tis. Through @ rearrangement of book- ings “Young America” will remain at Th until Saturday 27. Ite successor, “Sadie js being whipped into shape. Irene Bordoni, a French actress, re- cently of “Miss Information,” is to act for the film camera and, at the same time, study the English language. Fred-| eric McKay says he'll put her in a Play some day. responded the attorney. Whereupon the client proffered a five-dollar bill. The lawyer seemed embarrassed, He carefully searched his pockets and the drawers of his desk without finding the necessary change. Finally he met the exigency by pocketing the bill and observing, ag he reached for a digest: plied sharply; A Well Fought Battle. bors Monthiy, | HE occasion was the regimental | Se ball, The band was there and A Ready Solution. he's teething.”—Har- WHAT WILL FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT BE? SEE IF YOU CAN aptie TURARN THE 'SEORET. CHAPTER 1. | lent work JOE DRUM MARRIED. Pies Lecodicn Weil NCE upon a time there was a the palms and the refreshment | WELL-TO-DO farmer in need|, “It Would seem, sir, that I shall F c hile in Lraitioyies hoot in Rav hustet aid everething was love! ' °4) have to g 1 two ‘dollars’ worth Waahiugton a few days azo Joe and mall boy who was about to have: a: and ything was lovely, | Of legal advice sought a strug-| more of a 5 But in one corner, behind a beau- Mrs. Brown, gling with reference writer on a Philadelphia a birthday. This is nothing un-| attorney bet, were made one, Joo was 20.18 32235. tiful rampart of palma, the young|to a sult he desired to bring a ade 0; ¢ sual, but this time it was inter: | , gainst ead of May Irwin, Kurt Elsfoldt anal Hut tuis thing It was laters | 19 i Heutenant and the colonel’s daughter | neighbor, says the Buffalo Times Helping Him Out. received a wire shortly after the esting because his father had promised were trying to occupy the same chair,|The lawyer looked up the statutes A PHYSICIAN who worthily bears Srecethleg a rent.” He snowed ite him # gift of importance, Now, the Budde nly an intruder appeared—the pel are Ris Glens what courme to a distinguished mame occupies 4 4 uid be $i colonel, he YOURE man arose, i a rol 0 leave ? hep Sana. F dksa ate ts ,, | Small boy, whose name was Freddy, gin” he said in aharp, staccato |the office he asked: “What's your an old mansion in the suburbs San error” said Mr, Canoly, “It| wanted most of all a tones, “I have the honor to report an | fea?" of Boston, His aunt, who lives with ‘means ‘worried.’ ” "Oh, say three dollars,” carelessly! him, tells a laughable story, illustrat. Mr. Eisfeldt thought so too. WHO HAS PERCIVAL? engagement at close quarters in which I have been entirely victorious, Now, | ~ air, it merely remains for you to give | ©@@@@®2OSOOO® your official sanction to the terms of 8 To solve the Great Dot Mystery join the dots with a pencil line, as each chapter is printed. Begin with dot No. Jonn P. Slocum is announcing the and take meth surrender.” — Pittsburgh Chronicle- engugement of Percival Knight, for| J and take them in numerical order | Dispateh, eae in the fin out out each picture, and when eS GOOD. OOOO® WHAT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ny. st chapter is printed you will EVENING WORLD PICTURE PUZZLES EN LAYIN’ TH’ CARPETS | ing bis calmness of manner and love of method, Not long ago his aunt tiptoed into his room on the second floor so time after midnight, and told him @) thought there were burglars’ in. th house. The doctor attired himself in his dressing robe and went down- stairs. In the rear he encountered a tough looking man trying to open a door that led into the back yard. Tho burglar had successfully unlocked the door and Was pulling at it with all his strength, ‘The doctor, seeing AQ the robber’s “predicament, called to him: “It doesn't open that way, you idiot! It slides back or Monthly, iS THIS? A Child’s Disease. ERT WILLIS is a very nervous, | B fidgety young man, While travelling on a train one day thrilling mystery story com plete to be pasted in your scrapbook. Chapter two will be printed Wed nesday. y A last weok sa had tied up J Knight's services for "A Bare Ide: Knight, it appears, should have been | twins. ONE THIRD | FILMS ON SUNDAYS. Willlam A. Brady h jtiona at the Forty-clghth Street 7 |ho chanced to be seated next to a Hn A. Brady has arranged to) atre Sunday afternoon and eve woman who held a baby. The infant's Wana’ and keahatie Pils Cozpore: |e ree a lee fly | fa was covered with a thick vell, World and Saultable Film Corpora-| the Whe | Vivian M Bumstead’s Worm Syrup | | exhibited yok Ub tin, will be the first one land every now and then it would ut- ter a sharp cry, which the woman en- | OF | ONE SIXTH OF | ONE FOURTH OF TWO THIRDS OF \deavored to suppress. Young Willis Sethe Nest ae yt . spew FOOLISHMENT watched the proceedings with consid~ teas oe aut mer TO } , {erable anxtet for some time, and | pad ine : 4 nally, leaning over toward the 4 ite Ic ISuk a git ettie Chae | Hebel ove's hit woman, asked: tac vi ae icv | “Has—has that baby any—-anything | evict FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. contagious, madam?” | Saturday's President was Johnson:| The name of to-day's President isyindicated above the pictures. Proper “Did you hear about that deat mute| ‘Toe woman turned and looked \* | two-fifths of “Joint”, JO; one-fourth| te be found in the same way. Write|ly arranged, these detached letters ee pity mate viontos, down the word each picture repre- “Well, 'twouldn't be for most cine 8! “dish”, Hi one-half of “hens,” NS, | sents and from its letters at eithe but maybe “twould for you." she re- and two-fifths of “enion”, at end of the word subtract the fractions at the wagon factory RATS #2 Wrmwniahe 01h be the Whanier Knndionte) should spell the Presiden will be printed Wedn other puzzle