The evening world. Newspaper, October 29, 1915, Page 24

: f | “'s'MATTER, POP!” * a (eI NEVER LAY A Piece) ” My CONCERNED To’ Pur; OF Pit Ona CHA® A ‘ by ay by IT UN DEW THE A_ Way se YS ws Care ie NECESSATeY | P C . - yerH ree OTH IR fy meets with o re 1 ——— — - . - a Se a Sialiny of wm ee’ MARY’S MARRIED LIFE—Sure! Mary Had to Marry Outside the Family, Didn’t She? “ @ulis for those who backed him are ITS & DOWNRIGHT 74OU HUSH Row LiStEN, MARN, Nou an \ —— Aetna agal alea tebe! aad (Soe For Git T ) ‘ou NOISE” | j BILLN SHOULONT OUGHTA ‘SES, BUT MA Siton tn ptare ic 4: ban tnen topocies| |/ Bm Serene rae aN) Nona pace V2 CUNRREL. Lilet THA OUR) YOU MARRIED Ka YOU SO SOOW. THE MAN } SON eee ) we GIT muons Lice — 0 PICKS O L VMN . WE GIT ALONG L AdVine 4 critic-and all first-night pagal i HAS GOTT WORSE! / ee Gea wooen @fe are critice—that “ihe greatest of RECKON WITH ME’ or Git USED TO EACH OTHERS "om all” is coming to Hroadway % z When he takes hin seat Performance he cannot fume that “show me’ eertain extent at least A PLAY BY MRS. GOODALE. Katherine Brigham, wife of George P, Goodale, the dramatic critic of the Detroit Free Press, has at the opening help but as- attitude to a veteran Written a play which will be given a | hearing in one of the New York thea- tres controlled by the Messrs, Shu- bert before the holidays come. A FOXY FOX, Julian Eltinge, while playing in Canada recently, acquired a fox which he named William and called i. The fox was tame and Mr, 1l- brought him on the stage fre- tly in the second act of usin .”" Of course the little animal ome on salary. Mr. Eltinge thought and lodging would be enough. But edge up closer, folks, and get this! @ day the fox, It is reportec, ‘ived a letter from Howard Kyle the Actors’ Equity Association and quit work. That very same after- he tried to bite the Eltinge Jap- r. valet on his day off. Mr. El- took action without delay. He eed to ship the fox to New And now we have a startling aii to make. illiam Fox is to be kept in a at the Central Park Zoo. A VERY, VERY FINE POEM, ‘Over in Brooklyn lives a young man mamed Arvid Romberg who Ia a poet @nd a scholar, believe us! Every now then he writes a poem that soaks nail & smash squarely on the coco, ‘His latest rhyme has reached us, with full permission to publish it, Here's Poem: ‘Of actors and their ways. ir ware, bi ye aythor's name, or and bb ture acta. ‘The name, “Slim Hickson,” sub- ge. Those who guess the one Mr. bere really wrote will be given admitting them to the lobby the Century Theatre, where they look at the photographs of Uttle Trixie Friganza free of e QUIZZING GATENBY. “Bob coal wie, escorted his ness 0! tue’ company to Newton, N. J., recently, telling a a which he thinks ould be |. Gatenby Bell, English with the troupe, sitting in lobby of the hotel over there when Newtonite entered. Approaching actor, he scanned him closely and "Be you from London?” w*Yen, sir.” *Well, dew you know the man who fans ne hotel there?” » my word!" exclaimed Gatenby ‘ Gossip. larry Alward b ne out ahead Of Mre. Langtry. Leah Winslow has joined the cast of “A Full House” in Philadelphia Jobn Charles Thomas says he'll re- tire from light opera when he Is through with “Alone at Last.” Molly Pearson is to hav it role in “Hobson's Cho # into the Princess The promi- "which e Tues- y. Bidney Jarvis and Virginia Dare, he Cove of the Mother Goose Fairy Book WAS PRINTED IN The EVENING WORLD MONDAY, OCT. 11, ath Ati 4 DID NOT GET iT ND US A 2-CENT STAMP FOR THE EVENING WORLD OF THAT DATE. pe tn i enantio | Wilkes-Barre, Pa. J TRM! tt _ th FL OOEY AND AXEL —Looks Aut READY ! STEADY Now --- ( Quit sHovin' ONE ~ TWO -~ \o mew ES] gol afior Clirislunas, | Douglas Fairbanks is to be shown} in a film called “Double Trouble,” at the Knickerbocker next week, i Betty Lee, a relative of Gen, Robert . Lee, is preparing to enter vaude- ville. She will offer old Southern melodies and dialect stories, E. D. Price is going to Kansas City to take up the advance work for “Pollyanna.” Frank Martineau will be company manager. | May de Sousa has at last made up, her mind to do some picture acting. | She held out as long as she could i} Denman Maley is playing the role | of Happy Jack in “The Old Home- | stead” for tho Famous Players’ Film | Company Opie Read has signed a contract to write motion picture material exclu- sively for the Mirror Films (Inc.). Alberta Gallatin has been engaged | by Emanuel Reicher for a part in “When the Young Vine Blooms.” Horace Judge left the city last night to blaze the trail for George Arliss. Walton Bradford is company man- ager. William Elliott will return to his original role of Youth in “Experience” jduring the engag mt of that play| at the Standard Theatre next week.” | Gladys Rice, daughter of Sally | Cohen and the late John ©, Rice, has |signed a year's contract to sing for the Edison Phonograph Company, | Miss Rice has an excellent voice. Frank Melntyre is going | ville with a sketch by Georg j bart, entitled, "The Hat | He will plunge in the t the Colonial week after next ji N. Wood, for several years ‘Treasurer of the Broadway Theatre, | Brooklyn, was seen in the White Light! | District last evening. With M. P| | Kreuger he is conducting a dramatic stock company at the Nesbitt Theatre, | i | of To-tay is Oct, 29. In two days Hallowe'en will be here, All Mother Goose Land is preparing for a revelry. Peter Pumpkin-eater is in an aw- ful fix, Every orange pumpkin has hied itself off to be christened “J O'Lantern” and left Peter without a morsel to eat or even a shell to keep his wife in, The old woman went to sweep the cobwebs out of the sky and give the face of Mr. Moon its annual washing. ‘How be bellowed when she mopped out his ears with lots of soap and water! But he smiled again, more brightly than ever, when she took out the candle stumps that were almost burned out and put in big new fresh ones, INDICATED = MARGIN. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Os Skinner w o' the Walk,” Kroh man management. It is expected ho will play in New York star in fe) [CUT OUT AT THE MARGIN AND PASTE IN BOOK, OR TIE ON CARDBOARD THROUGH THE Cy FOOLISHMENT. t i LS To this music on Hallow ‘Eve, Nixies dance with Babbling Brook, Ghosts, Goblins, Fairies, Elves, witch women, h men and all Mother Goose's people wio-have stout hearts come to gambol and frolic and tell spook stories to se If'they can frighten each other. Of course, they never 1 Pei} I Moll mate I) In a secret dellstand The orange-faced fellows named “Jack O'Lan- Their smiles, together with those of newly-washed Mr. Moon, the dell where musicians are assembling to tune up their voices, Baa!” Blewts Black Sheep, “Grunt!” goes Piggy Grunt. Carrion Crow 1 admit FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “What's in the report that the land- t Waddle Duck quacks, Cock Robin chirps, “‘chiree} can, for every one knows that spook stori i it i ’ 10 “wee ouly'c Poosears’ Well’ mews, and Matter Hubbard's dog barks?” if fut, and Molhée Goose wishes 1 kod me that dis hears 9 : 7 7 a‘ any hn by] : ry rs comm) CARING Alaa Yoo Fee ait Pan og A ed Momwvohed The . L 908 ery) amcomrenr nie) im Py A pa eon WP] 7 - > cme 1 Prem Petey “ I-11 Pur it under A CHAIR AN To Toon _ Mee OF Weaning Serve Paap By Thornton Fisher HILE | HAD TO MARRY A PERFECT STRANGER! FHAVING & lot of ideas running through your head yields no nourishment unless you can decasion- ally get one to stop there long enough to be harnessed, | OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. REMORSE—The atmosphere of @ |dry morning following @ wet night. | RAIN—A signal for umbrellas to |change hands, ROOF—The only thing a tightwad ever tells you is “on the house.” WHY IS IT that we always have more brains than the other fellow, but he always eeems to get along so |much better than we do? FAMOUS WHINES, Please, mister, could you spare me a dime for a cup of coffee? Aw, Ma! I didn't do it—honest I | didn't! | Go on, Pa, will ya? Only a nickel, Pa, aw they gotta swell movie on to- night—go on, Pa, will ya? Aw, Ma, have I gotta wash my face? Can't I eat supper without washin’ my face? POOR SIMPI A hungry young fellow named Jones Will never ent ice cream In cones; For the tapering freeze id The big appetite that he owns, (Evidently, the poor gink, never thought of eating them point first, so stead of diminishing!] HICKVILLE DOINGS, A reader of these here doings has writ us a letter asking what Hickville is like, If he'd only of asked us what Hickville ain't like we could a thought of a heap of things to tell him, tieth anniversary of his weddin’ yes- terday, Hie wife lett him several the supply would keep increasing in- Eph. Hallowell celebrated the at. | years ago, which is why he celebrates. Things are picking up hereabouts now. Everybody is chestnutting. WE OFTEN WONDER what hae becomerof the grinds who graduated at the head of our clase In college. (Maybe they do, tool) HE GUESSED RIGHT. “What makes you look 80 pained,” asked the credit man as the instal- ment collector left the office, “some- thing unpleasant on foot?” “Yes,” the instalment collector re- Plied with @ wince, “corns,” AMOS ORAB east and weet aneeren, says: “Many « man ctalme to handle the reins, but I've noticed most wives handle the whip!” Family Pride. OPING to be the first to relate some unwelcome news, the youth rushed into the house and sald: “Father, T had a fight with Perey Raymond to-day,” “T know you did," lied the soberly, “Mr, Raymond oamo on me about it.” “Well,” said the son, “I ho; came out as well ag T aia. P* 7