The evening world. Newspaper, October 18, 1915, Page 16

CH Owed ow mr AnD Trove Five “ "Don't do that!’ comes trom the a v ~~ Ped-beaded one. ‘I have the principal | — na die Pole. It's o ead part.’ witha tts fink! MARY'S MARRIED LIFE—Sure! Weren't the GUESTS There to Ceetem 1014 Prem Pubnaheng Mm OY Beenie De) forget it!" is bis come-back, | iM SO GLAD ALL BILLY, IT SEEMS SON JEQITOR, CANroHe, le 3 : ik about every ‘book pubilaned CHILLY @ROUND HERE - YoUo Stee UP 1 FUuRWace? J ay cin coe far wel-veay’ 3} ' BETTER RUN DOWN AND WEVE Gor A -— a in he gets smart, OY whet of pie you got he, 7 ASK THE JaAniTOR es SEND IN’ OR! Hear “L never did like that question, | UP MORE ! ON UPSTAIRS, AND * iy it. to know we got all here. is the foundation of PR 4 institution's success. & lot ‘of kinds an’ I hate to! ile ‘em. But L go through the for him. “We got apple, lemon, pumpk: peach, chocolate, custard, rain! ince, cream, cocoanut, biackber t, rhubarb an’ prune,’ J tell him, mn A you have? | “How's that?’ he replies, ‘What) kind you got? “L get mad. ‘iasten, i say. Til re- peat the names of those present once More an’ that'll be the last time, If You miss it you get apple.” “At that I go through the list again. I'm done he looks up innocent- rome aoe to have a piece of mag- 7 whaddye think of that, kid? Md tryin’ to be nice to him an’ him | "me a wag like that! I think ‘was a non-gentieman, What about ; are,” said Lucile. “But get even. What you goin’ to have, ins he kemene hee inner? Don't a a crowd's mn pl e 7 A ed an’ the leavin'’s have DON'T BE AFRAID OF LANDING ON YER HEAD AXEL! “THIS FRONT FLIP iS EASIER THAN THE BACK FLIP AND YOULL LEARN IT QUICK. wUST DO woT 1 ToLd You! No! BUT AY BANE LAND ON YOURS IN A MINUTE & WELL, ANYHOW AXEL ~ Y'DIDN'T LAND ON YER HEAD, DiD YA? ‘ “MAGDALENE” NOV. |. & Co, will put “The Eternal * in the Forty-eighth tre Monday evening, Nov. Julia Arthur will return to the this production, Others in will be Emmett coe ‘Watson, Louise Randolph, Harwood, Arnold Lucy, Lowell Alphonse Ethier, Claire Robert Hudson, Albert Brown, booted J. Phinney and Howard L A STEVENSON SHRINE. 4 of his forthcoming produc- of “Treasure Island,” Charles Hoouine announces that a movement ‘ie been started to preserve, aa & ui : the cottage at Saranac Lake, |. ¥., where Robert Louls Stevenson ‘dn 1887, On Oct. 30 a bas-relief . of the author will be unveiled there, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. wrikht ‘and song writer, bas yaturned as iife F ne J soos, | to New York from England after an ; q af" | ubsenice of five years. He intends to 7 ad sant. de some scenario work. . br 2gee sity lal you're firm in eerie) Cecil Kern, assisted by John R. “4 ‘at 4 Phillips, tenor; Elsa Lyan, soprano, NOOO ’ in glee future Is wrecked: |and Gustave Henrichs, musical di- Became Serials it's sree: rector, has gone into vaudeville in her The who can face the whole crowd with s]own musical offering, "A String of Pearis.” WE have a hunch that the main| A single soul for riches, for the soll noe between an optimist | Yields food aplenty for their toil. > and Just where they may go is worth and a pessimist is lai matter of | Ob, Hickville, garden spot a d ' With Jeanne Eagles playing Mir-) . ° . jam, the Thomas W. Ryley produc- | digestion. Even thy cattle low high praise of tl it fase tion of “Outcast” will open in ‘Prenton thee! et | Oct, 31, Mins Kagles wag selected for OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. {None can malign thee, though *hey the role out of more than fifty ap- plicants. .| _ Merceite Eemonde of “The Duke of Killicrankie" stepped into the role of Billie Burke will return from th@/jjme Quickly in “Rosalind” at an MUCK—Political pie crust. do their worst, MAZUMA—The connecting link be- | And #0 I write of thee in verse! tween hunger and appetite, MALICE—The fruit of the envy| ADVICE TO PARENTS—it'e hard ‘West to-morrow. hour's notice the other it and “green timber” “old saws, Cyrus Townsend Brady will write! diayea it without a nltgh, tree, to out “green timber” with “eld ” F the Vitagrae | E: EB. Pidgeon has engaged Joso- A MOVIE TRAGE phine Stevens, daughter of the late WHY 18 IT that the ginks whe can? | vid Ken Stevens, ‘for the role of Dora really carry a tune do the least of the! “His oyes wOre filmed and his walk Power/in Andrew Mack's new play, whistling? ‘was almost @ reel. y : . “Phe Frish Dragoon,” , ay, will ol eee re ane epee P KL, FAMOUS CONTEMPTUOUSITIES, | | AMO® CRABB, who lives to enor, + i] Reet woh Breikad. ro9s American noth to vialt Germany and | a noel aa - a “ong f _ perce — Heavens! Ain't she a SIGHT! rhe are wre. ott ony ¥ Reicher will launch | @i0sed the thearres over theye eet | |e “T well remember,” said Mother Goose, “the night that Bessie (a ry wing-man’s head {urned ‘to gaze as bright-faced, golden, Humph! Is THAT the guy! ‘ ‘ait aaa tbe Youne Vine Bioonaat | gum anea'tg xe te ad) [FT eh wo ig wary fond of me and my deat ont) ‘pena! hey murery we Nancy entered ad every her beat faster. To em she was more | | Who avor heard ot HIM! woman and that's aman PY Bee cine tiovaied, Th] There Is to bo a dog how at the ws to fet the moths and bees and butterflies come in. to dance and utiful than was Cinderella to the Prine. After Nurse left, beaus Oh, SHE don't count! M Mitchell has been engaged | Hippodrome, during the frat puree frolic, My Little Nancy Elticoat begged to go to the party: So 1 nipped “0ekedhabout Nancy, buzzing sweet nothings ‘anc: quarreling to ‘kiss her Rare Results. | Was Right.” H.. i, | matinee performances next wee RB her wick and tidied her petties and Bessie’s Nurse carried her upstairs, golden head. So doing they tell in a swoon at her teet and died for love . ‘e HATS Prof. Diggs doing Sateen tat we \eiaw, Yer young women to parade taatr dogs in erence trl ove Pasig wee cen canary; bad tld } y ‘unall Oct. } e venue scene, ry & Babylonian tablet,” “Any results eo fart” tration and. we children ‘hese ots HICKVILLE DOINGS. ont to the home of a relative.*—Dire Learning of the fame of Hllabelle|mingham Aqe-Horald, May Doolittle, the Leesville poetess, Miss Euphemia Hicks, who can sling verse further than moat of her read- ers can bring {t back, has writ a| challenge to the Leesville prodigy to! smite the stings of her poetic Har and laud her native heath more ably than Buphemia’s euphemistic eulogy of| } Hickville which follows, but which ts hard to follow. To wit: HICKVILLE. Oh, village of a thousand charms, LAS P ) ane - aapeaal 4 With quite a number of houses and Clergyman—choin— Closed carriagee—ride—cometery, dog. e Amelia Bingham, who was taken ill, in Chicago while on her way to Los Angeles with “The New Henrietta,” has regained her health, tier two weeks at her Riverside Drive home ahi jaturday for Salt Lake City, | where she will resume her role, FRISCO TO TELEPHONE. Half an Your before the Friaré lay the cornerstone of thelr new club house, at No. 110 West Forty-eighth Street, Thursday morning, Abbot | Fhe EVENING WORLD § | Georgs ac Conan will Tpselve conga. ‘ 5 | Wlations for the club over the tele- MONDAY, OOT. 11, phone from the President of the san Francisco Exposition. ld DID NOT GET I cer STAMe — RLD FOOLISHMENT, NIN an iG red necktie, ae ven are clined 14 doubt, S~- = 3 h barne, } AD TE, Bek Sen's ort fame atieut He “What a mess!’ exclaimed Nurse next morning, seeing the tattered iping away a tear, Moti When thy virtues I in song would |} FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. wings of Little Nancy Etticoat’s dead lovers, “Nancy, her petticoat all — ‘women folk, jealous of her. conquest E 'y wore herself out eoclaim, NI AMAathas eant tha. comh ina @ birth crumpled anc soiled, was quite dead too. ‘It is time you slept without.a _ coquetting, winking and smiling at winged-men folk. Fairies claim that I turn to thee-¢hou givest me s cay p To light,” she oe as Legh looked" sad, but ad f potting: of Nancy's * she died broken-heartec: at the sight of her lovers expiring at*her feet. panel ladiatais s entirely romai | 10 be t * 4 just burnt ‘out'like li 1 | | Most of thy sunny-souled inhabitants riage eisely Bald ower] i s ince, ing: Nurse t oo grown up to wi tand other Goose But rowpiee say tt ee ue, burnt out like lighted candles always! Wane malinee trea mae ddewls tee ee