The evening world. Newspaper, October 14, 1915, Page 20

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Can OPEN THAT is * ‘rougn HOT"AIR REGISTER! | sire is due in New York to-morrow. Bag +) has been added to H. Frazee’s farce, Was Right.” family name of Adelaide, the is Dickey, and she hails from goldiers in the trenches in aes .0n swear weiet Sratches, Class legitimate theatres met in the | employ Morgan if he proves ferocious must have been listening at the key- | blame an’ abuse dan anythin’ else in| looking individual, she asked, Pei an New York Theatre Building yesterday | enough, hole."—Youth's Companion, de township, an’ goes aheat havin'| agitated tone: "Sir, do please tel @nd canvassed the ticket situation —— his own way" Jos" de sume."—National| where is New York?” "Ladye” eal [sm al By eg roe ot the BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ox G ® His Mul Monthly, he, with the utmost gravity, “ite bert jo. ’ . poe ight at the top o brokers claimed the ‘Tyson Company, |gq2sre® somethin’ wrong with my Ciciastential Evidence. «vests. ‘The first author was dull, but ae be Located i a which ‘distributes the tickets. to. the into Kin, He’epends hie whole thas the second was duller. The rooms| 66 HAT’S that you call your ° fo ina er agencies, had been lax along this line. Thymes. of 66QQPHAKING of circumstantial]... warm, and, on pretense of letting mul | WOMAN from tho South visit- Juvenile Dipl The mae wee tateoned fete tod ‘other climes. evidence,” said a lawyer 4t: jn some cool alr, the unfortunate host “LT call him ‘Corporation,’ * A ing New York for the first time ev plomacy, arte, wad Revnie AW OIG OVErYTOINS I, strangers now, the University Club, ped to the hall. where he found| answered the old negro. “How did) was much agitated when, after ‘OUNG Arthur, the pride of #he lke blamed highbrow. | Hi Frigble Hoar used to tell this otman comfortably asleep on the | yoy come to give him such a name?"|peing conveyed through the Hudson family, had been attending ADMITS HE'S A PIRATE. he does is areata, by eae Tt sree Ul as he returned from the offic he said, sternly in the|"F’m studyin’ de animal and readin'|tupe, she found herself in another i Not long ago Charles Hopkins let showed unmistakable signs of recent! man's car, “Wake up, You|de papers, boss. Dat mule gets mo'|eubway. Rushing up to a knowlng- 1 say! it be known that he would like to age a regular te or two for his production of “Treasure Island.” pores received a letter from ©, E. Morgan of this city, who clares he used to be “a sort of licensed pirate in the Sulu Seas” and suggests that he be put to work. Mr, Hopkins doesn’t know what a “li censed pirate” is, or was, but he may weeping. “What's the matter, Ellen?’ asked jusband, Yh, John,’ she said, 1 dropped my | diamond ring off my finger, and 1 can't find it anywhere." “‘Don't worry, Hillen; it's all safe. 1 found it this morning in my trou- sera’ pocket. rom the Boston Record, eee teres Why She Did Not Remarry. 66 LL, Mirandy,” said Mrs. W Bosbyshell to her cook, "I hear it rumored that you are going to be married again, this time to Joe.” “Nol, I ain't gwine iss Lucey,” “I'm very fond o' J the boy alone, He's full of genius, an’ a ll bet that he'll be very famous yet. 1, I jemt want to say this much. gittin’ in most awful Dutch, I've got no use fer poet guys, It's time that he wus gittin’ wise, If you should see a long-haired fool ao plowin’ ‘hind a lop-eared mule up o! way, figure out it's Jim, fer that’s the plan I've got fer him afternoon: “And what did my little son fearn about this morning?” “Oh, a mouse, Miss Wilcox toldas all about mouse! It was then that Arthur gave prome ise of being an artful dodger. Be paused meditatively for a moment, then sai “Father, I guess I was wrong, %t wasn't a mouse teacher was telling us about, It Was a rat.”"—Harper’s Magaz, HEAVENS, CARRIE, iTS A MOUSE? Herp! Herp! SOMEBODY COME QUviICk! SHE HAD HERS, TOO, Arthur Fitzgerald, who was stage director of the Julla Dean compan presenting “The Law of the Land, ix extremely loyal to Great Britain, When the company was Falls recently he cided to give fine self the pleasure of stepping on Brit- lsh soll for the first time in three DON'T LET HIM COME “THIS way! CHASE HIM years and he went across the line ain't gwine mahry him.” BACK , E124, Into Canada, In his “What's the trouble?” asked Mrs. CHASE HIM ried the Union Jack, E -] Bosbyshell, “Ain't no_ trouble if BACK! tle coffee house on the Ca: ta sald Mirandy, “but yo’ cK, he sank into a ‘Thank goodness! soll.” Mr. F Union chair ; done been mahried three times al- I'm on Britis ready, an’ to tell you de truff I'm git tin’ mighty tiahed payin’ out good money to dem undehtakahs.”—Roch- ester Times. eee Sharpening His Teeth. COMMERCIAL traveller, putting A up for the night at his hotel , abut I'm feeling jolly with in a small town, ordered break- ee little flag as my ¥ pa st for an Next. morning. is landlady, preparing the meal, not wishing her guest to be late, sent a servant upstairs to see tf he was up. Peering through the keyhole, the maid, a raw £oun! girl, espled the “knight of the grip” using his tooth bru Coming downstairs, she Surprised mistress by reporti bed he'll he down, dir London Tit zgerald next pulled out the ke and remarked to the “Ain't it jolly fine to be the dear old flag on Britain Much to bis surprise the girl drew from her bosom a small edition of the Btares and Btripes. | “I don't know, ‘GOTHIC’ ANSWERS To INQUIRIES, R. V. A.—-Write the press represent tives of the various theatrical cerns Constant Reader—“Pollyana” ts at the Blackstone, Chicago. It may come here in January. Warwick—Henry W paring to produce a near future, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Do you stir your coffee with your Tuesd: e rat or left easy ie “T use my right.” Pie berg). The nami “That's strapge, ita ~ apoon. are ed “ARROW COLLAR THE FRONT FITS KNOT OF BOW TIE OR FOUR-IN-HAND you PERFECTLY. = k‘w: 2 tor 286, vage is pre~ w play in the | * Self-Evident. E story is told of a man whose wife had arranged an “authors and persuaded her husband S2'to hulp ber recelye the fifty WHEN "THE MOUSE DROPPED IN TO JOIN THE BRIDGE PARTY, ine what th ‘ond ‘PITTORURGH (gnu-ark ao cities and anothec-puzzie Saturday. I always uso @