The evening world. Newspaper, October 6, 1915, Page 16

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Pretty girly were, cavorting wn Topics” at t when two took seats in the last row, your girl's in this show, eb?” one youth. a ep,” ree the stage right now “Which one is she?” Other. “She's on weriousness. ‘MH TO SEE “OUTCAST.” KITTY KEYS-—Me i) Ree MNQUIRY THE UW RESPECT QYy Hh dU THE HIGHEST OFFICE Po STmMasTreR aM To Your” i AS TO WHO HOLDS Ww ITED STATES we FOLLY avswee" THE } J On Pike's —_— BU tet o Ww Copyright, 1918, Prees Publishing Ca (N.Y. evening Workl) WELL AXEL - CAN'T CHA eta mn SAFES EERO OOE SIDE A ODED DOE ODDS TD OD DEED DEED OOD OD OBO OO ONEMEE: a A ne Home and Comic Page of TRE EVENING WOPRTN, Wednesdsy. October 6. 1915 LLL EEDA OOD anwhile This Timid Lover Is Playing Safety First ! ER. 0° a fused rol / MOU ke Y ABoUT DOCS? On & MOUNG LAOY BUT FATHER KEEPS A DOG EVERM The pe 006 GROWL oe y: AT MELD F; Y ‘ie a N! OOMTHING @ND 1 APPROACH LHe HOUSE THE J oe © Cat | er . a 2 fa Time HE EL AWO AT THE SAME. | HE KEEPS WAGGING ) os rT TO - HIS TAIL. Thornton SW | DONT KNOW WHICH Eno TO ay Fisher (we. WHAT cROowWLS \ 1S It “WOU Bu, tue f aor" — wow _/ *Tbe prey ine came the reply nj ZMOOEY AND AXEL— What Axel’s Idea Lacks in Originality Is Made Up in Its Execution ! Thomas W. Ryley, through an ar- THINK UP SOMETHING FUNNY FOR it with man, Kiaw & US "T DO TODAY ? DON"Y’ SIT “THERE LIKE A BIG BOOB with fi REMEMBER THE FUNNY ONE 1 PULLED YESTERDAY WHEN 1 SOCKED YOU ON THE ¢ ~ FILLING THE TEAM. theatrical, circles she is known one of the most attractive dramatic ues in the business, She is aiso ily spoken of as “the belle of way." Here, however, we shail to her merely by her first nanie ce, are numerous ht in the that her coinpany isn't sought one of them, and frequently the ber reaches four or five, But go on with the story! was in a Broadway cafe with Se rae one night not long ago. was good naturedly chiding ner ad the number of her beaux.” ‘3 think I'll organize a baye Pet them,” he said. sag ie went through the list, each one to @ position on Strange as it seemed, he think of but eight, and there- had no one to play centre field. ‘was at this juncture that Fred name furnished on applica- arrived on the ane. He knew young man, but not @irl. The: introduced. Ten minutes Inter and Grace had a dance. Ro- to the table, Fred took her and patted it. ‘ou're the sweetest thing I've met many a moon,” he said. @ young man who had brought to the cafe coughed. “Just a ’ lease!” he said, pointing at ‘ou play centre field.” Gossip, win Skedden has been engaged “The Peasant Girl.” hn Junior has left the cast of § Eternal Magdalene.” , Anita Stewart, Vitagrapb star, is to SOO OOOO OOCOOT 66 A STITCH in time saves nine,” is “vr wasted advice to the man whose attitude is, “Aw, let ‘er rip!” * PID YOU EVER KNOW IT TO that, after you had wrestled to orlze @ side splitting speech to if at the trade banquet, by the it comes your turn to post- eaptizizts tho other res all your funny stories? E FAMOUS FABLES. _ “My ancestors came over in the lower.” e'This is our family coat of arms.” HPOd, I had plenty of chances to Marry, but 1 preferred to remain single!” ) My kid got off an awfully funny ‘k yesterday. Listen"—— WHY I8 IT that you never can get ame laugh with the funny story brought roare when you heard toll ine” rs build.a $80,000 home at Brightwaters, L. 1.) out of her pin money. James J. Corbett says they are atill rewriting “Grother Hill.” “Mrs, Boltay's Daughters” will be seen here Oct. 25 in a Shubert house. Sir Johnston Forbes-Robertaon and his company will arrive from London to-morrow. Harold Forbes and Carrie Bow- man have returned from Livingston Manor, N. Y. Mitchell H. Mark of the Strand was in town to-day. His home is In Buf- falo. Helen Reynolds, sixteen, daughter of Earl Reynolds, skater, ‘will make her stage debut in "A World of Plea. sure.” Robert H. Goodman has made a film scenario of Poe's The Purloined Letter” for the Pluragraph Frederic J. Haskin, the Washing- ton and Shelbark, (Mo.) newspap man, was here anf there on Br way yesterday, Bertha Mann, in'stock in St. Louls, A DEAD BRAIN | GET BUSY pe PRODUCE AN’ IDEA BEAN WITH THAT “| FOOT STool Susie ~~ will return soon to rehearse in “When the Young Wine Blooms,” Speaking of novelties, the Ben Greet Players played Shake- speare's “Twelfth Night” at the Carlton Terrace Cafe last night. President Wilson has written the Friars that he cannot attend the lay- ing of the cornerstone of the new club house Oct. 21. “I am tied by the leg here,” says his letter, George M. Cohan isn't to act this season. He is very busy writing the new musical piece for Chauncey O|- cott and the Cohan Revue in which Raymond Hitchcock will be the star The Olcott play, ho says, will be on the order of "Forty-five Minutes From Brosdway. company of FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “I saw a baby to-day that gained twenty pounds In t weeks on ele- phant’s milk." “Whose baby was it?" “The elephant's.”” There was ® young man in Woon- socket Who carried an egg in his pocket; But a friend for a joke Hit the egg and it broke, Which wasn't at all on the docket! Since writing the above eB -epic, E. W. ©., the poet-laureate of Man- hattan, has offered an alternative three line conclusion. His rhyme ts good, but his ogg is bad. He sug- penta: “When the thing broke out loud Hie remarks to the crowd Were such as to frightfully shee'y it,” By Hazen Conklin 1OOOOOOS y, Hazen Conklin § | OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA, | HUNCH—A time and labor saving | shorthand system for taking mental | dictation, HOPE—Rattons upon which spin- sters live, HOCK—A summer repository for winter overcoats. HICKVILLE DOINGS. Col. Cady, our retired war veteran is enjoying his annual attack fidgets. He's allus the first man hereabouts to change into his winter flannele, Tom Tuohey says that after next week Hickville ain't goin’ to be a Quiet little village no longer. He's sent away to a catalogue house and ordered him one of them motor cycles, AMOS CRABB, our eeif starting eneorer, eays: “Plenty of folke have of |} @ good aim in life, but most of don't knew enough to pull the érig- worl” neni eke das JS i \F You GET AN (DEA FOR THE ) Last PICTURE - LeT me KNow! OOOO K THE DAY’S Safety First. ROSY-CHEEKED youngster dressed in his best clothes en- tered the village post-office and carefully laid down a huge slice of jieed cake on the counter. “With my sister, the bride's, com- pliments, and will you please eat as much as you ean,” he sald, The postmistress smiled fully, “How very kind of the bride to re member me!” she eried, "Did she my weakness for wedding dolight- Hid," answered the youngster ‘and she thought she'd send of \t this afternoon just to » edge off yer appetite before A ny boxes to her Bits LL SS ea Collaligration. POPULAR™’sea captain had A died and his fellow townsmen thought he should have a sult- Falbe headstone with an epitaph, The four leading men of the hamlet were d to write & poem, and it was ed that each should write a line first found it very simple and his easily. Tho second looked The wrote at the first line and puzzled a little his, then he wrote amined the length wrot templated th chewed his wrote re they saw read The third ex ines and a fourth con na sat anc ne. At last The townspeople n line, the The verse “Here lies the captain of the sea, Here lies him, here lies he, Hivlaleujah, halleluee A B.C. D, EB. F. Harpe Mugaagine, caer Bereft. RS. BARRON was paying o visit to Mra, Atkins, whose husband was away fighting at the front. The visitor found the sol- Gier's wife in @ paroxysm of grief “Whatever is the matter?” exclaimed Are, Barron, ODSOOOVOSOSOGODG GooD DOOVDOOODOSDODODOOISOS STORIES 3; the sobbing reply. “Hill's in ‘orspital with both arms off.” Mrs. Barron was obviously shocked, With a view to asing her grief, however, she said: ‘But the Government will be sure to; provide for you.” “That ain't It,” was the tearful response, “Who's ‘a-goin' | SE M to turn the mangle for me on washin' days now, I'd like to know ?"—Roch- ester Time: T were used to it, being capital. The Presid | with a dusky held to celobrate it in the ‘Spare me—spare m\ he gasped, ing up his hands, rebel chief held a revolver to his head “Now,” he sald sternly, “just tell me who taught you that ‘new step!” Answers, Was just tangoing lie, when the alarm What He Wanted. 1f little South American repub- lic was having another revolu- tion. But the people didn't worry; they The enemy!" The President did a bolt, and the enemy followed, Over tho garden wall, across two squares, churches, shops, the mad chase went, The President already breathless In fact, a bail was! with dancing, had to give in at last, || —_- Getting Ahead. SUPPOSE a fellow ought to have a good deal of money saved up before he thinks of marrying.” “Nonsense! I didn't he when I started, and I'm gett fing now." @ cent along PBDODDOODOOGHDOODDIDDODODOQHGSHOSHIDGIGSOSI Ow BANQUETS 1S Va Lowe Jones ALL ALIKE © THE #25-MAYBE I'd BETTER LAUGH, BUT tr WouLD The BUMMER HE Jones! YEAH ITS ONE OF THOSE 010 FOR.GET~ You TO FOoLLow YouR PET yer beard?” was AD IRON Noten enn 0 ORE = tne capers et tte NEM | PA A ok Ale a owen GETTER THE FEED THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT NNY~ BUT THE ACTOR KNEW How To TELL IT! JOXES You CANT HEAR IT SO OFTEN] WAITING FOR THE BIG LAUGH 14 Preas Publishing Co (N.Y, Bvaning World “That so? Instalment plan?” es; and we've only been married and keeping house for a year and I've got the engagement ring all pald for now.”—Philadelphia Press. sonenmsensititier Had Had Experience, 66 QHOESTRING'S untied, ma'am,” S a small boy called out to the stout woman who moved me- Jestically up the street. “I'll tle it for you.” Even a haughtier woman would have found it difficult to treat with disdain so kind an offer, and she drew back her skirt in acceptance of it, The little boy pulled the strin tight and smiled up at her, "My mother’s fat, too,” he explained— Harper's Magazine, AHEM! anv- I REPEAT - THE LITTLE BoY REPLIED; "SQUIRRELS" NOW LETS Ste LIKE dONES IF ID oF Boucur\ | Ake MUCH BETTER. THAN T DO HIS JOKES AND I Can't Bear Jones! THOUSAND L LOST ON AERIAL BOMB PREFERRED LUCKY For. JONES ONE. OF THOSE SQUIR- A TTT en ‘900 task dno eofingment wl wear this now Joke! al a ee eee