The evening world. Newspaper, October 1, 1915, Page 22

Patestis Wurat! hen Ceeided thet te the Cetere carbety whe wishes te onpeee ber te oct will Beet beve te ene Preterie Me Kay She hae entered whereby Mr werk, after while WEA come veudeviiie however, he te we eter is @ Graeme written by + Mursian Adele Mood ts it te understood, Uvimateiy, Gencther actress who may ster under Mp. McKay's Girection Mhe fag toward bie management, bul hae Bot as yet wigned the papers. “SHYLOCK” AT THE COMEDY ‘The Mosars, Bhubert have soquired the Woods interest in “The Modern Shylock,” and wii present that drama at the Comedy The next Tuesday fight. Herman Sheffauer, the author, ie a Now Yorker, bul bie play wae of fered for the first time at the Lyric wre, London, where it ram for ty weeks. Lauis Calvert, who the cast oad, will have the Principal rule here, Others in the are Dorethy Donnelly, Josephine lor, Forres: Winant, Bugene and John Flood, THREE LEADING Women. | Moronco is proud of the cast) he selected for his forthcoming jon of "The Unchastened foman.” He says he has in it t Yeading women, each ving. They are Emily vers, ri ao cok and Willette Kershaw Smith and Hassard Short are) im the cast, also. by ped first in Wilkes- Barn the near future. SHE HOLDS THE RECORD. yette Perry, ingenue, says a will tackle any role that walks on feet and wears skirts, It was this @onfidence in her ability to interpret drama that permitted Miss Merry vo Gelr, Belwyn & Company out of a hole ‘ednesday. Tho Harris Theatre ht have missed @ matines that day if Perry had pot dropped in the Selwyn offices looking for an engage- ment. It was about noon when the actress a datos J Adolph Kiauber, who engages for iwyns, and sal he'd like to work 4 while, Her ap. woke Mr. Klauber out of y dream of worry in which he was ing to solye a problem, ate y," he yooe shout i. a3 handed a now could you ready to ph vit at 2.80 o'clock this afternoon’ ‘I'd be ready to play it at 2," re- Mins Perry. “Ahem! ‘Ready’ my middie name.” | “Well, chase over to the Harris and Be! yt ‘The ingenue of hed her he went. nt, magazine, has Pe ed ‘may be produced by him. FASHION SHOW ON TOUR. ‘The International Joint direction of es and Grace La Rue, ned, includes lon of the United Ir Ie @ wiee man who, having taken the elevator to success, knows enough to GET OFF at the top floor! HICKVILLE DOINGS. Ta two days Bemis Bros! Em- _ ‘porium has sold out its entire stock Of plug tobacco, Jason Tuttle of Dry Pond Road having bit, day afore yos- 2 torday. into a dima that wes tm ‘Wedded in a new plug he'd just bought there, pupils of our District School The | * temporarily are behavin’ themselves with unusual decorum, the new teacher, who 1» crons-eyed, bein’ able, apparently, to look two ways at ence, FAMOUS EXCUSES. My wife won't let me. old man, but I'm strapped, whore was a block on the “L.” @ don't understand it, Thip eoit- ’ i jean. | “'S'’MATTER, weewe Tha SAm Poe | Did You Gey Tre ita! dat Wears wiedT « em Four’ Houcts Loon KITTY KEYS—At a Dollar an Inch a Four-Foot Dog WOULD Cost a Lot to Advertise! = HELLO: DAILY HEWST A MA HERE WANTS To KNOW How witt Cost TO 1S @ DOG FOR. Gossip, Lina Abarbanell has again left the legitimate atage for vaudeville. Gus Weinberg will succeed Albert Bruning in “Our Children” Monday, Ruby Helder, who has a tenor voice, bet =e from England to enter vaude- Joseph Urban ts to make the acen- ery for Henry W, Savage's produc- tion of the new William Harlowe Briggs play. Evely Nesbit and Jack Clifford Gre to. tour the Orpheum Circuit in Kansas City Nov, 14. Laura, Nelson Hall is to m: vaudeville debut tho Pal in “Dem!-Tasse," by jetta Crosman hae a new play- let for vaudeville, It was writte: Maurice Campbell, her husband, sl ‘Harrison Hunter has been engaged by Finke & Mooser, through the oour- tesy of Oliver Morosco, for "Mrs. Boltay's Daughters,” Arthur Hammerstein 4s making some excellent engagements for his new Friml light opera, “Katinka.” His latest is Margaret the principal contralto ro! Geraldine Farrar and erie Usually works the very first ry. WHY 18 IT that the man who is a roaring martinet at the office goos around like a meek and submissive lamb at home? WASN'T HE FOOLISH? | An inquiring man in Toledo Fe Hie Inquisitive sect Spolled a white pique vest, And ruined @ branvnow tuxede! IDEA How Wt CAN GET Back MY $ 10,000 1 LOST On 1G. THE OTHER Day t cluding her parents, Mra. David Be- lasco and bree to Boston to see the opra ein, wert ee POP!” a” pein . On-+1. we Know [ov os Trot Becwat \Jimery Fee Torr vs! 5 yee ‘ ( CoPeae 118 Freee Hemming Fe OT Rvening aie» AKEL - 1GOT A GREAT He Just rake. Tat & MUCH IT HIS NAME e 1S FRIT2! jie JUMPED ovT, v 4 Crore ) Ran Away of 5) OF YOURS AND PUT IT IKTO One OF “ESE Good WAR STOCKS “THAT'S MAKIN) SUCH JDMPS ~~. ] i] on] oy =e | Pa sities i —— = On, THe Bor! YEs9m ONE Gor) | ZY Go.wies, Tdars woes JNDeR +s RED LA REAR ALL “Riedy ee AN | e ‘ ) ad 4 vIT to, | + OF COURSE, IF There SHOULD HAPPEN “To Be ANY SERIOUS “TALK OF PEACE -~ WHY THEN + “THE STOCK MIGHT DROP, 10,000 ‘Your COST You A POLLAR. AN INCH! Mrs, Morris Gest, ha’ but ata film star in “Carmen. Wires from the Pacific Coast s the illness of Mabel Normand, the film actress, has been greatly exag- gerated. She quffered a slight con- cussion of the brain, but is recovering. Arrangements have been made by J, Stuart Blackton to show “The Bat- tle Cry of Peace” in Chicago and ton, The film will go into the Olympte, Chicago, Oct. 18, and int Shubert house in Boston Nov, rig sca THE OLD STAND-BY. ‘What ayes the day for “busted mont ‘War filma, When yeuderttle ‘won't do, what thent ‘ar filma, melodrama, ra wo open fon the Riv, What the theatre aglow! Wards. aster! THE FALL Guy. Eliison Guy fell off the opera house Le 4 srille gepairing, the roof, but Was not badly hurt.—Kelton ‘Tribune, si ia) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, js it trup that married men live than single ones?" it just seems longer," OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA, FAVOR—A loan upon which the lender te apt to expect compound in- terest. FAULTS—Fiaws invariably found In others, but never in ourselve FLIVVER—A nickname contemptu- ously applied to smatl automobiles by Persons who would be glad to own one if they had the price, CLIFFTOWN CHRONICLES. Viaitons to our city remark the unt- form courtesy with which they are treated by our street car conductors and the transfer system, which en- ables one to leave any car and con- tinue the journey on any other without argument, GODDOOQHOSGOOD9Q®DHHODODOGHOGDHWG 8 THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES Q9DBO®DDOIWOGHHHDDGDSOIDHGDDHDDOHDODDHODIHODWDOHHODHODGDIOD: Well Done, George! I HAD BEEN their first separa- tion, and during one week the young husband had sent his dear! Uttle wife ten letters, fifteen picture | postcards and four telegrams. Why, then, this touch of coldness in her welcome on his return? “Dearest,” he whispered, as ho drew ner Yo his manly bosom, “what is wrong? What have I done to upset my little ducksywopsy ?”’ “Oh, George,” she replied in broken tones, “you didn’t send me a kiss in your seventh letver!" George thought Uke lightning for a moment before he replied: “I know I didn’t, petay, but I had steak and onions that night for sup- per, and you wouldn't like me to kiss you after eating onions, would you!” —Chicago Herald, >_< Right, but Wrong. “cc TRAIN leaves London, t A elling at thirty mil hour,” began the master impressively, “Halt an hour tater an- other train leaves the same station, travelling at fifty miles an hour, Where will the second train run into the first?” ‘The class thought and thought, and, Judging by their faces, the problem in Mental arithmetic was beyond them— all save one, young Tommy Smart. He jumped to his feet, waving his hand wildly. “Yes, Tommy,” sald the master en- couragingly. “At the back end of the rear car- riage," said Tommy.—London Tit-Bits, ————— Virtue’s Reward. 66] VP often heard that virtue ts it's own reward,” said an old gentleman to the writer re- cently, “and hang me if 1 attempt to interfere with the arrangement in future,” He had been crossing the street when a gust of wind removed his silk hat, whitch rolled under the wheels of a passing omnibus, As the old gentleman picked up his battered headgear he was greeted AMOS CRABB, who |e some sneerer, aye: “What's the matter with most folke ie that they think there's noth- tng the matter with them" z with « yell of laughter from a ging of boys at the oorrer of the street. ining furiously, with the inten- Teading his tormensors @ las. GOQOOWO! OOOO 8 son, the old gentleman paused as he found one boy wearing anything but JOO OU. ster, as he pocketed the coin, “I'd my ack turned and didn’t see the fun!" —London Tit-Hits. Cause and Effect. LOCAL business man met a ical attention and was debating waat physician to consult. The lawyer mentioned Dr, Jones. and on being questioned about him said he was first class. but that he was rather bir a cheerful expression, n fact,” said the lawyer, “My boy,” ‘he said effusively, “you're lawyer and a doctor recently.|feos are so steep | always ma! the only little gentleman In the party sa the Indianapolis News, wat a pag ae int ae en Here's a shilling for you. Now, tell versation with the lawyer,| Later in the day the business man me why you didn't laugh with your |i” ® conversation w we" | visited Dr. Jones, and in his conver- compiniona?” Mr, Smith, whom he met first, he gation with the doctor he said he had lied the young- marked that he needed certain med- The business “Because, sir,” re met Smith, the lawyer, L DONT KNOW NOTHIN? ABOUT NOTHIN’ BUT WHAT TH’ BOSS SAYS~ AN’ HE SAYS You PHONED FOR US To SAID EIGHT O'cLock, NOT SEVEN! CAN'T FIND N PION Bex bio Ya? HANG AROUND ERE STALIN {NEVER MIND ARGU IN' WITH THEM maw! WILLIT BE TOSEPH, TH: ALL RIGHT IF OL ps (PA'S SMOKING UACKET WHEN TAE MOVING MEN SHOW UP AN HOUR EARLIER THAN YOu EXPECTED THEM.“ BUT THERE AINT A CANCE OF ‘THAT AXEL! PERFECTLY SAFE» MONEY 15 man asked the doctor thought about the lawyer. “Oh,” replied the doctor, “he's all right, except a little slow in settling his bills, Truth is, he keeps mo |waiting for my money so long that I always charge him an extra fee for the delay. what he Knowledge Gained. lee LiL, Freddie,” said hig mother, “did you learn anything new at school to Yes'm,” said Freddie, | “What ‘did you learn new?" | “1 got on to a new way o’ gettin’ out o' school fer an hour, by snuffin’ jred ink up me nose."—Ladios’ Home Journal, joomecanees A Case of Luck. MITH and Jones were talking wi S politics and crops some time a, when Jones casually mentioned lnomebody's stroke of luck, says the | Detrott Free Press. Whereat Smith smiled rather scoptically, “What's the matter asked Joni with a wondering glance at the oth “You surely don’t doubt tt, do you? “Oh, no,” answered Smith, “I was merely smiling over the confident way that you used the term luck. There isn't such a thing.” “Is that so?” was the prompt re- sponse of Jones. “Well, there is juet where you guess a Didn't you ever see anybody upset an inkstand when it was empty?’ TTT ‘000 no} a ie ment oy t al wear’ this new RED-MAN 2 von 25¢ ‘TROY'S easT Propuct