The evening world. Newspaper, September 29, 1915, Page 16

orpes from Pe mr Pew ' meme Boltay’s brevgr 4 by Harrison George Moors + ib aaeootat Heise, made y” Lee Bhubert saw it there ge to the front as & war purse Was she who remembered Mr. es last wor Ausitane went down. MEN” BEATS IN DEMAND. of motion plotures \t may @lted here that from 6 A M. Mon~ ‘watll noon Tuesday the advance of tickets for Geraidine Farrar the film production of ‘Carmen” @ymphony Hall, Boston, amounted more than $4,000, Yesterday's total Gust about as large OTHER FOR THE SAVOY. Savoy Producing Company, controls “Two is Company,” acquired the American rights of will be and Adolf Philipp. A TO MI86 MACDONALD. Christie Macbo datest reports, isn't to use “Sweet- to get hold of a new comedy wongs. STAGING “THE CUT-UPS.” Cut-Ups," » miniature muasi- arranged by Kred- y for the nee Ho- Julian Alfred is doing the stag- under Mr, McKay's supervision. music Legs yh ingy are by —, ‘Bolomon. In the cast are Suzanns Rollin Grimes jr, and Barrett, There will be a of eight girls, The first per- nee will be given Saturday SOTHERN AS AN IDOL. from Washington, where EB. is appearing in “Dae Two »" gay he is in danger of be- matinee idol again, Thi is the first modern comedy hi acted in since 189. jcolm Williams has returned Hoakum Villa, bis summer at Lake Sebago, Ne. et oe ve Bi toe ” Julian inge’s play, Satur- night. on renee ibee Watton y, He says it is» drama psychological nature. it is as m Morris will likely have on the Now York Roof agaiu fall and winter. ure Island” will open at the & Judy Theatre during the "week in October, Hi. Frazee nan induced Sam Sid. to leave burlesque to create a the new farce, “Sherman Was word than “audiences” to theatre bead usher at the Strand is a mamed Cruise. Every time a ‘Nor- lew England and rights to the German war films, Leara, the Edison star, has an which she cannot Now—all together—"Why 't Bessie learn?” i Kathleen Cecelia Fitzgerald @hortly make her film debut & Mutual star in “A Corner in Cats that's Cissy. ears, in California, where After y ‘be went for his health, the Messrs. Shubert. The play ie) AMapiation from the Mungaren of Marioe | Tt hed « jong rue ie Bude wader the title of “Phe Giri of the Lusitania Wagedy Mise went to italy and Mrance, whe made unsuccessful efforie 4p smdication of the financial Mackenaie each evening. Bs Lermemr werepues ue HG Tootsere a4 wear rnery - th w ve whee see e cece. OTde® Creer Orey Vieke woken just as | naid, according to Copretant 1018, Frese Pubianing Cs Go wel Robert Whitworth, who acted with Nazimova in “Bella Bonna” and with Phyllis Neilso ‘erry in he Ad- aad tenor, is back in New York, eumawed by the Vitagraph, Harold Cra ‘he Blue Paradise" at the Casino, He is playing the role of Hans Wal- the: Claire Whitney has gone to Kings- ton, Jamaica, W, 1, to act in motion pictures. In spite of the fact that the down thi clothes Joe, the Greas pondent (Cell 7: piece about the current plays which may be published some day. His pen- jmanahip te exceltent. her. owe Macdonald, after a year and a half with the Poll Stock Company, in in to be seen on Washington, Is a | Br j 6 doesn't know what in the dickens to do, gement of “Town Topics” ntury is asking those who tend the performances to vote on the question of whether or not amok- Ing shall be permitted in the t The Sunday concert ' cages POP PPP er errr ree venture of Lady Ursula,” bas been e has Joined the cast of conventional bead costume ts popular she has twenty trunks of rrr rrr borer ie tay? +o” POP!” FLOOEY AND AXEL —Flooey Certainly AY HAD ENOUGH OF FLooeY ds TIPS. AY Yuet Now TooK HIS DVICE AN’ BOUGHT TEN A ‘ See eaters | | WAT A IGOT SUMPN TISTEN, LITTLE ews ESS You D ! ora WHo | AMOR NOU WOUVLONT Mile MR J HEY For YA! “ @ “e NO FAC ee axec! (KITTY KEYS-— There Was SOMETHING the Matter With That Man! 7M THE ON PERFORMER WHO CaN BE PUT OV FOR THE LEST NUMBER. AWD HOLD AN AUDIENCE! a 125, Tea Re CAN Orrrri Teer eieeieeet eee eer ee eee ee ee ee ee ere err er eee eee ‘'S’MATTER, e% Tien rr ee ee eer Perey Cae a . | Len rary woe hohe ia) tes \ 2 L) a By C. M. Payne jwelen He's » GOTTA 4 / a bh i) \ ff t J sven! ANOTHER “TIP ~ “WIS ONE & BETTER “WAN “THE ONE Gave YOU “THis MORNING? NES- WHY) | HAO THE LAST RUMBER I HOHO'KUS LasT WEEK AND MY AUDIENCE SAT WITHOUT STIRRING UNTIL THE VERM END OF WHat pg ne MATTER- HAD FALLED A SLEEP? audiences are the only ones allowed to smoke there now, COULD THIS BE A HINT? David § has ca be hung in the office of his press agent, Wendell Phillips Dodge, a picture showing the horrible death that Ana- nias, the world's most notorious lar, met YES, WHY NOT? Tommy Gray saw Willlam Ray- mond Sill in a dress suit the other evening for the first time, ae do you like it?” asked Mr, “Fine!" replied Tommy, don't you buy it?” AL GETS HIS WISH, Al Gerber sends in a joke and says he would actually jump for Joy if he could seo it in this department, While it Isn't exactly new-—well, you know me, All—here's the funny old Joke “T bet on @ horse to-day at 20 to “How did he come in?” “At @ quarter t FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Ever see a ghost?” "No, a I don't ever apectre.” “Why OOOO CU 9PGOOH® CTION IHE difference between an optimist rather than by depth. * OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. iTY—The measure of time _ between vacations. q b osaded SHAT—A goal anpirea to py many but achieved by few. _ EPITOR—A iiterary policeman who Preserves the public peace by ar- Testing poets who try to break into print. HICKSVILLE DOINGS. Euphemia Hicks, our local and authoress, writ some maxima eh she sont to « city paper, but we the paper must have a Maxim » for they wasn't printed, ‘that he could drink two quarts water without stoppin’ for foo rh, but after wwallerin’ three pinte cold * we os WHY you trip over them? HE WAS PEEVED. A motor-mad mise in Fall River While learning to run her new fllvver Ran Into a man Whe was “rushing @ oan,” 10 eplit—and he'll never forgivert ; BODO COO DOD OOO CO CoO COCO COOOOCOCOOOOTOT By Hazen Conklin ? 18 IT that the man who and @ pessimist is measured by | sticks his feet half-way across the oar aisle expects YOU to apologize when IOUOOOROIERIAAEED FAMOUS GOAT-GETTERS, “You needn't try to explain; you're Just wasting your breath!" “Oh! Did I step on your corn?” “Err—my good man” “Here—YOU!" CLIFFTOWN CHRONICLES. The Ciifftown Construction Com- pany has introduced a novel feature in their new elghtcen-story, 180-fam- ily elevator apartment building on the southeast corner of what used to be Central Park, Tho novelty is utiliz- ing the space beneath the mall boxes {in the entrance foyer for safe deposit drawers tn which the tenants may keep their fivvers, peayer The more worthless advi the mere ready felke are te GIVE it, Her One Request. 2098 YOUNG man saying goodby | to his sweetheart was leaning “I'm going to ask you a favor," the Birl said, hesitatingly, “It is already granted,” swered. “A very great favor," she repeated, as if doubtful of the propriety of say- ing what it was, “You're sure that you won't think it presumptuous or forward of me?” “Never,” he assured her, me what I can do for you." “Well,” she replied, “would you mind not leaning on the gate? Father painted It this afternoon, and he will be awfully provoked if he hay to paint {t again.”"—Ch.cago Herald, A Cyclone Yarn. “cc CYCLONE ts not such a bad! thing after all," remarked the portly salesman as he settled himself comfortably in his| chair, “One saved § for me once,” “How did it happen? asked al er i was in a little town out in Kan- sas about two years ago and wanted to get to another smali town, Afteon miles distant, There was no railroad | between the two points, and I was standing in front of tho livery stable arguing with the liveryman, who wanted $5 to take me and my sam- ple cases over, when a cyclone came along and, picking me up, landed ne be an- “Only tell) about your sample faltered an awed Hetener, ly repiled the salesm anded t! ad my &« when I Embarrassing Title. made eeqgou've Y your pi terial san a mistake in said an indig- | n, entering the edt a daily paper. * was one of the competitors at t achletio match yesterday, and you Lave called me ‘the well known light- | welght champion,’ “Well, aren't you?” inquired the ed- itor, aocording to the National Monthly, “No, I'm nothing of the kind, and | THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES 191218 NNNINOODOOIEOOOOGOE i's confounc Im a coal mere! pian Laie A Sens MINISTER m in choosing his words If he ts/ to give no of his flock, In a certain con 96O90890O00S) MR DON'T sat HE’ ERF IMAGE OF DEAR~A)! DUST LIKE Bie AUNT Lenco ain : *hiladelp pene tor was delighted at TOG OOO a dear old lady who loved flowers and flower that grows. Philadelphia bench. The visi ii Who had a beautiful garden. — ach | Ledger: the honor done him, and es Re eas ane ie ——_—>-— down beside the Magi 16 he looked Duiday it wax her bouquet taut : wonderingly round the crowded eeurt. QOOOIGIOAONESGOOSSGS, adorned the pulpit. She was especially A Tough Lot. “L see you have a remarkably ? > fond of swWeetpeas, and she once | 1 6 deal with Jedly awkward, because i asi ee ArobeIY Caw Jtough lot of customers to dea han brought them ai Sundays in HERE are probably few umor-!thid morning,” he sald in w rprise ¢e den): her flowe iste in England who can tell’ the Magistrate. ice eoneait more funny stories than W. Pett she brougut no more | Ridge, Some tme ago at a public) tpeas, ineeting he told of a man who one \ She smiled sadly and answered: | day ered a London police court. offense to any one|*You don't like them. Last Sunday | The Wirate hovnened to Tecown'Ee | you pointed right at my sweetpcas a: gremation there was said “God loves even the ive Soul, st be very careful | Gld lady why Ma him as a fellow cilibman, and genially meanest | invited him take @ seat on the POOH OOO® HE'S THE HE'S, SPIT'N IMAGE OF HIS GRAND: MA, AND You || | MIGHTAS WELL | ' | o-Siree! E FAVORS HIS GRAN DPOP, Don't HE, MR JONES? WAEN I WAS HIS, AGE YOU CouLon’ TELL US APART! ‘Ss Ect reply, “Hush! replied the shaking his head to impose silence, “those are the lawyers!"—Philedel- phia Ledger. — ee Taking No Chances, WING to the shallowness ef o O certain harbor in the North the ships trading to and from it have to be built with « draught, Commenting on this it one day, @ facetious individual re- marked to the skipper of @ steamer: “I reckon, captain, you would think nothing of running your meadow on a dewy “Nothing at all," came the A “though, to make sure, I might send a man ahead with a watering caa."— ‘Tit- Bits. LOOKS JUST Just MY EXPRESSION ADMIT IT a MR. JONES An Adequate Reason, HE moon was casting flickering shadows over a pair of lovers | as they sat side by side in Bat- jtery Park. He glanced out across the rand saw the Statue of Liberty in the shadowy gloom, wonder Why they have ite Mght 2" he broke in on the biias- nce, bias) oN WL) /, i) YY) j " answered she in @ soul- AH Bho coquettishly tried to om his arm, “the smaller the Nght the greater the liberty,"—Har- per's Magazine. os no : aie 4 ail wea’ Yon ofp ‘200 Coole bi eb this new RED-MAN A ven 28 ee IHEN YOU WERE PRESSED FOR. YouR. OPINION Sema ON THE. LOOKS OF YouR FRIEND'S FIRST BORN. * ‘TRov's osey Propuct aI