The evening world. Newspaper, September 27, 1915, Page 14

“Td you ever run sorer ony thee acters whe alt think the wether of the show bee & pereous! @rudge sgninsi emt aeked Lectie the Waltrers, th the smal restaurant | 0 Rrondwey, as ‘he vewepapernan tenfoldns bie napiin | “Can't oop the: | beve. | noe | “We get ‘om tn here often,” abe erties’ “ine jun left Hee in the new show they're fxtog up for the Winter Garden When I bring Rie bis crackers and mith he aye | ‘Lactic, you know I'm « regular actor, | dent you” | Tm aye non-commianion with | hese birds, kid, nod don't never wit them nothing 1 merely reyes Bo! you've often wid me What's the) rempue now “I's thin pew show, be onye. 1) ‘Te that | “He frowns. ‘Don't be that way, | he says. sore. 1 sign « contract | © play © big role and then those | authors write me into the back- | ! ‘Any chance of them teav- | fag out the background? 1 ask. 1) to them kind, i 8 fui 55 at that house if it | lor that orvhestra balling | i é i is the i df 4 A) bigs the g 8 tha! Bho always acta like she been crowned Queen of and I want to koook her her throne.” A NEW THEATRICAL FIRM. A new theatrical firm has come int It ie Alward & Kiraly, | offices in the Candler Building. | firm is made up of Harry 8. Al- ward, formerly of the Klaw & Er- langer managerial forces, and Victor | von Kiraly, who was @ company | manager for Charlos Frohman for weveral years. They ore to direct the tour of Mrs. Langtry, who will come Bydney Grundy, ca Mrs, Langtry hea not ct through Kiaw & Erlanger. After piay- & number of Southern cities she| will be aeen in New York. ROUGH ON THESE ACTORS, ing of rehearsing under dif- jes, ia to tour in “To-night'’s the d. Night,” did it last week. A ball in the basement of the Forty-fourth Street ‘Theatre, where the German war pic- are the attraction, was asulgued ‘The English actors could hear ih iP ip! papers and penants bearing picturos of C7) Kaiser, Laddie Cliff lost four ‘The Winter Garden's fall produc- tien, which will open during the week begining Oct. 4, has been named “A fori ud Ploasure. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Mister, start that phonoysraft an’ play me “Home, Sweet Home.” °. | Sloane’ jin_the Air, wre Ce eee eee eee eee eee \“"S*MATTER, POP!” = — - lwerte Fe oe ~* » >2 #20008 NY, ISS KEYS, WILL I've heered it by big orchostrys; I've heered it on a comb. No other tune got ono half T never shall ferget how Who's I'll tell you, friend, Sue was ao little kid who loved her the all-Knglish company, |rough old daddy more than anybody arior organ | when us two wus all alone an’ ali jue ‘ud sing it on the farm, ue, you ask? id. She'd play the t+ song #0 sweet-like melted hearts of atone. sui ing to ine fer years. eo. But atill ister, lay that tune—please do. Edith T f the company. | Comer 0h Pomme Printing Oo 1 Remnng ots WAT NG. STOCK 65 GOING UP AT LEAST RO PoiltTS, “THaT’LA NET ME 1 OUGHTA “TR AKEL SO HE CAH BUY GomE AN’ CLEAN UP YOU NOT PERMIT ME To ‘twould hasn’ f lost her long at times I soem to war the voice I used to know, Say tart that phoneygratt an’ want to take @ mem'ry trip back in the years to 8 “The at the Belasco, Wash- Ingres, to-night. ‘he Viteg the motion 1016, Virginia Glenn will be A. Baldwin dancing partner at Castles 1b baseball team claims! ‘lm theatres as “audiences.” Strictly Picture championship of er ia to play the Tren- tint role in “The Peasant Girl.” Rob-' Officer, where will I catch the car? ert Hartings Goodman will go ahead Jonn Emerson has returned from the back. 7 ] wut ove® A Tia luAnwa Tee Ste THA ME KIC Ams PUT On A FiGdT ltetTwees A RBudt \AN A on oa | MI. aunt Loa Angeles. He ia preparing to pro- duce a Triangle film with Dougi Fairbanks as t tar, Ida Vernon, of "The Road to Hap- Piness,” hes presented the manage- ment of the Booth Theatre with a emet book of “Hamlet” used by 2dwin Booth for many years, May Irwin, who resumes her en- gi gagement at the Park to-night, will wiv Percentag’ of this week's re- ‘t one has suggested that she President if country-wide Suffrage ts obtained, but she has asked to be ex- cused. Emanuel Reicher open the New Wine Blooms” at the Theatre Nov, 16. Francis Powell wiil Qaaiot in the artistic direction of the compan: President Rowland of the Metro Pictures Corporation thinks it fs ab- #urd to refer to people who attend ‘When speaking, he says, audiences should go to atres to hear. somebody to coin a word. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Old Lady (on Street Car “Track)— wants Policeman—If yex don't git off th’ track ye'll Ketch it in the middle of a POO VOODOO) 1 DION FACT AND FICTION N EVER too hastily oriticize a man 2 pretty girl steps into the slevator,| will babble his personal affaire to an|absent minded, while bia utter stranger! TOMMYROT! He may have a baid head. OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. DANCE—An oxerciso §=whereby awkward men acquire proficiency in stepping on other people's feet. DUMPLING—A weight designed to keep a stew down, POPE—A compendium of mislead- tng information arranged through the mediums of astrology, algebra and the higher and lower mathematics, clearly indicating the opposite of what usually follows. FAMOUS QUERIES, fe the lady of the house in? ‘Who opens? ‘Whet'li you have Who left that door open? ‘ a” “ WHY 18 IT that a man who is for not removing hie hat when | eclose-mouthed with his best friends A fellow named Behr, in Eau Claire, Had a bashful and modest tame bear. He went swimming one day And hie pet ran away, For the bear couldn't bear a bare Bohri 4 DDOILAGDOOEO GOSS By Hazen Conklin ?. GOOIOOOOAPH GOS 6 WOWBOGCOOWAANODOOSOOOINSOVS HICKVILLE DOINGS, Selectman Toblas Tivving, who ts ing stumps yesterday sat down to rest on one; under which he had just touched oft & fuse, The only thing that saved! stick of Gynamite onto the fuse, CLIFFTOWN CHRONICLES, The Manhattan Autolsts’ League ts agitating the passage of a bill re- quiring all pedestrians to wear, after! | sunset, a white ght in front and a) [red Mght in the rear to be switche a| jon when crossing thoroughtures, This follows the recent ordinance | made effective in Brooklyn ¢ tovly equipping baby carriages, aneerer to His » the King, says: “A thick- man may be an orn int to DAS SENATOR BANE TR ME OFF ON HALT, STOCK AN’ AY VILL GRAB # a500 sure! AY TANK AY BETTER TELL FLOcEY SO HE CAN GET SOME AN’ CLEAN UP “Too! celpts to the cause of Suffrage, Some| den thought struck him and he turned Garden | somewhere else on?” | fonsion, | 4 e Sole sheeted one ain't good fer anything but @ | tae “ fay ware [Yes I [ARTIST To DRaw J} ONE To PRove \l wus ‘Were j Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday. ! Re ele tk eel deed dedi tied tee e a TA —— | wear Dees | ) “REPResqney ° a?! ey ere wn | a > ns “ st “ Sal | ar ‘There PePresenrs P mit TRvin To GIT iW | ‘Tot Binge An miK } UP werd THA Lion LAN THA Buse “THis FINE “Ot course not,” was the reply. “Good for nothing except to ride “That's all.” “No beer, soda or foe cream, eb?" “Not a@ bit.” “All right—all right,” mused the man as he turned away, “Stranger in town, you know—got to learn the ropes—don't want to miss a good thing. No beer--no gsoda-no ice cream, Guess I'll ride around and look for a “ine which has the in- tereste of its patrons at heart,"— Washington Herald, What She Expected. OUNG MRS. SCOTT was ate @ HERo’ | HAVE SEEN WARFARE- VHENE SHOWN MY HEROISM MORE Ses ope tending her first ball saya Everybody's Magazine, The home team was doing well that day and for a time sho patiently en- dured her husband's transports and hin brief explanations, But when, amld the cheering, howling crowd ho aprang upon the seat, waved his new straw hat three times around his head and almost shattered tt on a fat man in front, Mrs, Scott ex- claimed: “What game, on earth's the matter, | Jonn?" “Why, dearie,” he answered, as yoon as he could get bis breath, you see the flelder catch the aid young Mra. Scott, Alagustedly thought that was what he was out there for!" Yes, They Asked Him. bare William H. Crane was younger and less discreet he had @ vaulting ambition to piay “Hamlet,” saya the Kansas City | Star, So with his fret profits he organized his own company and be went to an inland Western town to give vent to his ambition and “try it oo | | FLooey Mt! September 27, 1915 EEDA EEE EEE EEE EERO E EE REPRE EERE EEE EEE OHS 8 coo SPEEDED ERE PEERED EERO DE ODED OD a | Aw- Do ‘He SP: Com DAY d NES VALIANTLY HAVE {STOOD ALONE AND SCATHELESS AMID HURTUNG shes! | ANDO NOT AN EGC HIT “ou? / red cal PEDDOAODDIGHIOA “Well, didn’ y ive any encour-| made the cireyit and adn jut what are they chained up agement? Didn't they ask you lo] streets of gold, and tho singing birds, | fori asked the visitor ® ORIES come before surtuin?” persisted | and the beautiful flowers, and was| “We have to keep them tied up,” me before the curta p ©98DDHHHGHHIGWOOVOETGHOGGWOIOGIWNIF0099ODIHV9IPI/AVAOI.GVGIAS | the kena, about to go out the again, he|sald Saint Peter, frowning. ted When he came back to New York| “Ask me?” answered Crane, “Man, | noticed a grouy of men over in the | di vey'd all go ri Wan' to Be Sure. @ group of friends noticed that the| they dared me corner tied tugetner, looking very dig- | Louls Globe-Domocrat E had taken @ transfer from | actor appeared to be much downcast, = Be d consolate, > — the agent and started across) swrat's the matter, Crane? Didn't! xplained. “Why, who are : to tho other line when @ sud-|t) sy appreciate it?” asked one of his 2HDLESS to say, this story was there?” he asked Saat 1 Had Heard It Before. friends, | told by a Virginian, A visitor prise. ; . : ELH duexced Sng ere run for] back and asked for the agent. “They didn't seem to," laconically | to heaven wits being shown | "Oh," sald Saint Peter, “those? Free vetigspret eo Kain “Ie this ticket also a beer check?” | answered the actor. around by Saint-Peter, After he had ‘Thoso are Virginians NEVER MIND, GILL, THe CLog BILLIARD TABLE. NEEOS A NEW SET OF CUSHIONS! WAEN YouR “TURNS Our ON THE LEVEL, BOYS, IT NEVER ACTED THIS WAY WitrH ME BEFoRe! A FILUNG oF TART INSIDE HIM AND A FELLER WouLon'r DARE FALL OOWN FoR. FEAR HE'D Bovce! | [anaes LasY WORDS WERE- GEE- THIS 1S TOUGH!” MOULO IT INTO GOLF) BAUS, 8.1L, AND") ‘You'L: MAKE A FORTUNE SAVE ir, BILL! THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A SUBSTITUTE FOR RUBBER, TO MAKE PUNCTURE PROOP AUTO TIRES { ! FAMOUS RAREBIT, THAT YOU'VE. BRAGGED ABOUT TO BE ONE OF THE"NON SKIO VARIETY. = Ka he stories 0 | brought “Probal man, South, w! want. HEY, BILL, bo You he t SUPPOSE Ir he had t Standing evah, longah! “Hum: ‘Seems \ | somewhe: | “*¥es, alacrity, Philadelp! On Do You wan & Down STRAVe+iT| magistrates | remarked one, bearing the earmarks of the The offender, it seems, had been blaspheming Rastus before and ceeded as follows: “Yo! Honah, | wants a warrant ‘ for George Washington. He's dat colored man what you told to be good two weeks ago, but he's been worse’ sab, > Ylon 000 bef a ast eefinement Gill wear’ wereee You PRere® PAL GLI De “4 , begun — telling f funny cases that had been before them, bly the funniest I ever had,” ‘was an aged colored ‘ho applied to me for a ware hen appealed to me for ald, before my desk he pro- I can stand bim no phi’ [ rémarked, casually, > moe I have heard that name re before.” sob, he answered, ‘two weeks ago, hia Press. with ah! "— this new